Chapter 10 fourth grade

Fourth grade (1) 207．Before dawn in the morning, every household brings out pots and pans to buy breakfast. I buy it every day in our family.When I passed by Tang Wa'er's house on the first floor, his father was brushing his teeth and said frothyly: Hey~ Ge Ge, your family is so good! 208．Wang Feng said, Sang Gege is so miserable, her father and her mother are divorced!I said, freedom of marriage and freedom of divorce is called civilization, understand? !Gua Wazi doll! 209．Mother, are we adrift without oars? (Lyrics from the theme song of the TV series "Frog Girl") 210．Ever since my mother was single, people bullied her because she didn't have a man at the top of the house, and she was always outside to get angry.Once, she gave me a five-jin rice card and said, go, go to the grain station to buy rice!I went there, but the lady at the food station said that this card is invalid and I can't buy it!When I went home and told my mother, she was furious: What is it? !Even the rice seller at a grain station will step on me!If you go again, I don't believe that I can't buy back the five catties of rice!I had to go again. Of course, they still wouldn't sell it to me.I took the rice bag and the invalid rice card and stood aside, staring at the two rice sales ladies, but they ignored me and just sold rice.It's getting dark, and they are going to get off work, seeing me still standing there: why don't you leave? !I cried with a "wow!"Sell ​​me five catties of rice!Otherwise my mother will be angry!The two of them glanced at each other, quickly took my bag of rice, measured five catties of rice from the measuring cart, and handed it to me: "Go back soon!"So is your mother!Embarrass a baby for five catties of rice!

211．I picked up the precious five catties of rice and went home. My mother breathed a sigh of relief when she saw the heavy bag of rice: that's it~, I don't believe I can't buy it back!Then, the meal was hot and served on the table, and the two of us ate dinner happily. 212.420. I reserved this number for the large state-owned factory that I grew up with when I was a child. After it closed down, it was no longer called 420 Factory, and it was called Chengfa Group. 213． The release of "The Lotus in the Water" was a huge event, so we got there late and only got two seats in the first row.It was the first row of the big movie theater. My mother and I looked up and saw the people on the screen. The size of the upper half and the lower half were completely different, but we were still very satisfied, laughing so much that our intestines would burst out. up.But in the end, for at least three days, we were cross-eyed.

214．Once, when wool was on sale, my mother bought a bunch of seahorse yarn, and then made countless sweaters for me and herself.Mine are white, pink, and bright red. These are three sweaters and a few pairs of black bodybuilding pants, which have always made me look good throughout the fourth grade to the second grade of junior high school. 215．My mother rarely buys extracurricular books for me except for school supplies, but I also like to read fairy tales. I know that the house is not well-off, so I never go to her.Every Sunday, I carry a military kettle with boiled water in it, and go to the Xinhua Bookstore to read, and later, "Treasure Island".

216．When it was time for the final exam, Tang Wa's mother on the first floor said, I want to make up our Hongfei Stew Pot Chicken Soup!After my mother heard about it, she also stewed a pot for me. I drank it very well, and my mother said happily in the side: "It's good for the exam!"If you don't do well in the exam, you have to spit out the chicken soup for me!I choked with a flutter, and put down the bowl very consciously: Forget it, I won't drink. 217．Steamed buns, noodles, and boiled whole eggs are the most unpalatable things in the world, not for the sake of "orphan and widowed mothers" (a word my mother will always use every time she cries to others), I will not eat them Mile.

218．My mother is very bad at cooking, and after my father left, it was even more difficult to prepare meals for the two of us.One day, after school, I said excitedly, "Mom, what are you eating tonight?"My mother said that there are still a few peaches at the end of the basket. 219．I woke up hungry in the middle of the night, and remembered that there seemed to be a bowl of konjac roast duck left over from last night in the cupboard. I got up in a daze, and fell to the kitchen. I didn't find konjac roasted duck, so I continued to search, and saw a bowl built by Jiaojiaotou, and I smelled it when I walked through it and opened the cover. ——That is the artificial flower fertilizer that my mother used to water the flowers there!

220．There is a beautiful silk flower press hair tie in the counter, I want it, my mother looked at the price: three and five yuan, she said to the salesperson, please bring me one of these hair presses, the salesperson took one and threw it on the counter: 35 yuan!My mother and I were stunned. My mother looked at my confused and longing expression, gritted her teeth and said, "Okay, take one."My mother carefully put the hair band on my head and said, it's best not to lose it.I said: Well. Fourth grade (2) 221．This scrunchie got squeezed out in a bus squeeze, sorry, mom. 222． The plot of "Detective Hunter" is the first thing we have to communicate at school every day. However, one day, when everyone came to school, they kept secrets. You looked at me and I looked at you, but just laughed and said nothing. .Last night, the bulk of the drama was that McCall was raped.

223．When taking pictures at home, I didn’t take random photos. My mother would pile up all the valuable things on the front of the house: Willie washing machine on the left, with a Raschel blanket on it; Shuangyan single-door refrigerator on the right, with a shelf on top. With a 14-inch black and white TV set of Hongmei brand, there is one more thing to be stacked on the TV set: a brand new alarm clock.Then, we stood in the middle, smiling very happily and contentedly. 224．My mother loves money like her life, and often counts money by herself, and the difference between 99 yuan and 100!

225．I also love money like my life, and the eternal theme of my dreams is to grab other people's wallets.Later, when I was in middle school, I asked a classmate who was good at English to give me an English name. He said that I was not satisfied with 7 or 8 names. He got a little impatient and said, what name do you want? !I said, or call it Money. 226．How I wish I could open the refrigerator as soon as I get home after school or go out to play in the hot summer like the one shown on TV, take out a bottle of iced canned drink, and drink it in one gulp, the ice will penetrate my heart!Later, my family finally bought a refrigerator, but when I opened it, it was filled with leftovers from yesterday, which tasted strange.

227．If I have a million dollars, I want to do something practical for the people in my hometown, build a bridge, and build a road. 228．My mother often lingered in marriage agencies and open-air dance halls for middle-aged and elderly people after her husband retired.If I forget to bring my keys when I come home from school, I have to sit on the stairs and wait. I am so bored, I put my head into the hole of the flower-hole brick at the corner of the stairs to play. After playing for a long time, I got stuck, I pulled left and right Ba couldn't even retreat, his ears hurt from grinding, and his face was covered in ashes.I was desperate, gave up my efforts, and kept my balance with my hands touching a place I could grasp. Just like that, I stood with my head outside the wall and my body inside the wall for more than an hour.Watching the setting sun go down little by little, I felt a little tragic in my heart, and I comforted myself: fuck her, she will only have a big scar when she dies. ... My mother finally came back, and she saw my head hanging out in the night from a distance. She was so frightened that she froze up, and I said calmly, "Mom, don't be afraid. I'm fine. Come and help me."My mother pulled me out a few times, and asked while checking my head, how long have you been stuck?I said, it didn't take long, a few minutes.

229．I didn't bring the key again, and this time I didn't dare to drill the flower hole bricks.This time I was hungry, terribly hungry.Holding my growling stomach, I went downstairs and smelled the smell of rice on the roof of the house, and finally stood at the door of Tang Wa'er's house on the first floor. The door was ajar, and the scent came from inside. .I pushed open the door and showed them my little head. They were hospitable and said, Princess is here, have you eaten yet?Eat without eating!Without saying a word, I went in and sat at the dining table, picked up a bowl and ate it. I ate and ate, and my whole head sank in the bowl.It may be that my poor eating appearance affected the appetite of their family. They didn't eat any more. They watched me eat, but Mrs. Chen kept adding food to me.Finally, I burped and said, full.Then, I slowly climbed upstairs with my round belly in my arms, sat down on the stairs on the fourth floor, and continued to wait for my mother.

230．My mother put up a marriage advertisement and put photos of all the applicants on the bed. Half of the bed was full of bright colors. She said excitedly, come on!Help mom choose one! 231．My mother chooses a boyfriend, and she has to meet all the requirements. She said, "I'm abducted from your father in the last game, this time I want to ~ (begin to speak Sichuan opera accent) fine ~ pick ~ carefully choose!"Kick-twist-twitch-twitch-twitch-! 232．I can't recognize my mom's revolving door boyfriend.I only need to pick out the important differences to distinguish: some people buy me chocolate every time they come; some people buy fish jerky every time they come;That's about what I call them: chocolate, fish jerky, little golden apples, whatever.Once, I said to my mother, don't bother with the dried fish, the dried fish he brought last time was smelly. 233．There is an Uncle Liu who meets all the requirements, that is, he wants to smoke.Every time my mother drove people to the balcony and closed the door tightly.Uncle Liu made up his mind to quit smoking for decades.My mother said again, Lao Liu, you are fine everywhere, but your nose is a bit short and uncomfortable, why don't you go and have your nose augmented! Fourth grade (3) 234．Uncle Liu hurried to my work unit to look for me on a rotten 20 bicycle, and said sinfully: Go and persuade your mother! 235．From fish jerky to Uncle Liu, 14 years have passed, and my mother has not yet found a satisfactory boyfriend. 236．Now that I think about it, my mom had a very special boyfriend.He once advised my mother to leave my desk alone and just leave it a mess.As soon as he finished speaking, my mother shook her head: How can I do that~? !The most important thing is that I also shook my head and echoed: How can I do it~? ! 237．The uncle was so embarrassed that he swallowed what he had to say. 238．My mother said that Lao Peng (oh, by the way, this uncle's surname is Peng) is not hygienic at all. He has athlete's foot, and every time he has an attack, he has to sit down and take off his socks and pick them up. yes!Disgusting!I told him to apply some Daknine to cure beriberi, guess what he said?He said, what kind of medicine is it? It's so cool when you don't know how to pick it~! 239．What a thoughtful uncle, it's a pity that I missed it. 240．I heard that she found another one this year, and I was overjoyed to call back to inquire, and she said, it’s still there, just a little bit, I ate too much! 241．The uncle who eats too much is surnamed Chen. He is an old group of college students. He was assigned to teach philosophy at the school. The income was not enough for him to eat, so he got himself a three-wheeler and went outside the third ring road to solicit customers.Don't look at stepping on the three rounds. If you are lucky one day, you still need to pick some money.However, one day, Uncle Chen's three-wheeler was confiscated by the urban management. He was so depressed that he borrowed money to get another one. As a result, within a week, he was confiscated again. 242．I still say the same thing now: I very much hope that my mother will find me a suitable stepdad. If you see one that is suitable, I will help you and introduce it.The basic conditions are as follows: 1. Can’t be younger than my mother, but can’t be too big. The age difference is preferably 5 years, and the age is under 60. 2. Literate, at least high school educated, knowledgeable, funny, but not too talkative.Must love music.If you can repair electrical appliances, this condition can be slightly lowered. 3. Amiable temperament, never fight back when beaten or scolded. 4. You don't need to be too handsome, but you must also be able to live well and be healthy. You can't cough and cough all day long, and smoking is definitely not allowed. 5. Know how to cook and do housework. 6. Don't be too poor, it doesn't matter if you are poor, but you can't eat too much. 7. ...It's almost there, just these few items, everyone, thank you! 243．After my mother got divorced, she changed her dull image and started to look flirtatious.She said, one white cover ten ugliness, so she put powder on her face desperately, it was still the kind of violet loose powder, and when she spoke, it rustled and fell to the ground.Later, for some unknown reason, her face became darker and darker, and from some angles, she still had a metallic luster. When she went to the hospital for an examination, she was found to have lead poisoning! 244．At the cosmetic and plastic surgery hospital, my mother was inquiring about various prices, and I stood by and played around.The receptionist said to my mom: Hey!This little girl is here to plant an eyebrow!I brushed away the batch of hair: look, where are my thick eyebrows planted!He said: If you don't have a background, let's cultivate less.Leaning a little, he said again: Hey!Little girl can breast augmentation!I blushed, and my mother jumped out: "Show him off!"See what you want to do!The receptionist said without giving up: If it is too big, you can make it smaller with us! 245．My mother has many housewife's gizmos.One winter, my feet were numb in the classroom. The next day, she stuffed a sanitary napkin into one side of my shoe, spread it evenly, and said, okay, you don’t have to be cold now, make sure it’s comfortable! 246．The house was full of rats, my third sister and I encouraged my mother to get a cat, but my mother shook her head like a rattle drum, no, the rats ate less. 247．In the end, a tortoise was raised, which won my mother over by being taciturn, not crawling around, and eating less.This tortoise is incredible, a strong man, and can carry anything.Full of admiration, I took the tortoise out of the tank head with both hands, put it on the ground, wiped its back shell with a rag, and then stepped on it. 248．Of course, it died, and it died in a very impressive way: it was a mess.I shed tears of sadness, and when I was frustrated, I found out that the tortoise really has a head with meat in its shell (Sichuan proverb)! 249．This is a very fat turtle named Bingbing. 250．My mother has a pedal organ, and I often invite children to my home to listen to me play the piano. I press a few times on the keyboard randomly and announce to everyone that the name of this song is "Child with a Tail".Everyone nodded in agreement. Fourth grade (4) 251．The news always says: report in plain clothes, I think it is too difficult to do news, and you have to make up in plain clothes to report. 252．Beautiful girls showing off to me, look, I'm wearing a space suit!I was very disapproving, and said, then you wear this rayon to travel in space! 253．When it comes to traveling in space, I have actually been paying a lot of attention to our country's aerospace industry.You said, if a person doesn’t fart all his life, if he gathers together and farts, will the fart blow him up to the sky? 254．My mother, a glorious female country music teacher, was transferred to the 408th library of the Chengdu Ministry of Aeronautics and Astronautics, and became a glorious planner.My father also works in this unit. He drives the car. On the door of his majestic Dongfeng truck, it says: Air-Air-Air-Tian-Department-!Once, when we went to a certain township market, a farmer who was buying vegetables stood up in surprise when he saw these words. He forgot to sell all the vegetables, and said loudly, "Huh~!", and said: What a dick Ocean plate Oh!Fuck (build) space gray ship Ga! 255．Although our once mighty Xindu Machinery Factory (a system with the 408 warehouse) no longer produces aircraft engines, but uses this technology to convert production into Shuangyan brand refrigerators, but our dream of being an astronaut has never been fulfilled. Stopped... at least I was.When I heard our proper nouns such as Chang'e Project, launch vehicle, double-star exploration, Shenzhou-6, and Mars exploration, I was so excited. I solemnly held my heart and prayed secretly to my hometown far away in the sky :howare you guys?I'm fine, when are you coming to pick me up? !