Chapter 9 Third grade

third grade (1) 153．At the beginning of the new semester, basically everyone has to change to a new set of stationery. On the first day of class, they observe each other and evaluate each other by "rich" or "poor".I am the richest this time. In addition to brand new stationery, there is also perfume sprinkled in the foam stationery box, and there is a picture of Cai Guoqing framed in a heart-shaped sticker next to the mirror.But the good times didn't last long. A senior sister in the senior class knew about it. She went straight into the classroom and picked it up. I didn't dare to take a chance.

154．I remembered that the perfume in the pencil case was my uncle's "Xishilan Xialu" used to treat body odor. 155．I very much wanted to use up an eraser completely from beginning to end, but this wish never came true.The fate of each of my erasers is tragic: I was poked by a ballpoint pen, cut by a knife, and pinched bit by bit by fingernails before I used it halfway. 156．I also like to apply the glue on one hand, wait for it to dry slowly, and then peel off a layer of skin. 157．When we were in the third grade, two things were popular in the class: one was that among a small range of girls, it was popular to write ancient poems, usually five-character quatrains, for example: a beautiful woman is in her prime, as pretty as a flower.The main advocates are me and Leiya. I really didn't expect that the two of us who have had troubles (festivals) would reach a consensus on this matter.

158．Another thing is to steal things, bread from the grocery store and kohlrabi from the old woman outside, this is something that happens all over us, and we call this behavior "seeking" without a teacher, for example: we go to Look for some sour plum powder at the canteen. 159．While correcting our behavior angrily, our class teacher also expressed a little admiration for our intelligence and writing ability. She is also a Chinese teacher. 160．I once looked at a two-yuan banknote and a few scattered coins on the cabinet of Tang Wa'er's house, "to find" or "not to find", this is a question.

161．In the end, I still didn't make a move.Good has triumphed over evil. 162．When I didn't get the red scarf, my mind was full of fantasies about it.First of all, it is dyed with the blood of martyrs: a martyr, aiming at a row of white triangular cloth, posed in a posture "Pu——呵!" With a knife, the bright red blood splashed on the cloth, and it was immediately stained red; "Pu—— — Bah!" Walking forward a little, another knife came, dyeing the other one red.In this way, the martyr threw a lot of knives, dyed all the white triangle cloth, and fell down heroically.

163．I once made a red scarf by myself, but the students on duty didn't notice it, but my mother was looking for her red underwear for several days. 164．Going home with Yang Xiuting, she bought kohlrabi for five cents at the stall, and my mouth was watering, but she said, don’t eat it!I said, well.On the day I graduated from elementary school, I bought kohlrabi for fifty cents and ate my fill. 165．There are two old women selling kohlrabi at the school gate, one is fatter and the other is thinner, with gray hair.The two of them sat at the same intersection, they were competitors, they ignored each other, it was equivalent to KFC and McDonald's.However, the thin old lady can't sell the fat old lady, because the fat old lady's home is right in front of the school, and her things are fresh, and if she lacks anything, she will take it immediately when she goes back, and the taste is better.Sometimes, when she didn't come out, I would go to the fat old woman's house, hand over three cents, and yell loudly, "Mother-in-law!"Kohlrabi!

166．Fat old lady's kohlrabi is so delicious!Some are shredded, mixed with red oil and added with monosodium glutamate and sesame seeds; there are also cut into small cubes, pierced with bamboo sticks and soaked in chili and soy sauce tubes, which are more expensive, five cents a bunch.We can never get enough!Many classmates, including me, have bought lumps of kohlrabi in the market, and then mixed them at home. Nothing is as delicious as the fat old lady's cooking! 167．Thin old ladies also have a unique skill: pea paste!Eat it while it's hot!So she only makes a little every day, fearing that it will be damaged, and it is rarely available for purchase.

168．My dad left the car, I'm so happy!It was going to turn the sky upside down, my footprints were all over the ceiling!When I was eating, I put the bowl on the bed next to the wall, and then stood upside down, with my head down and my feet up against the wall, and then I held the bowl with one hand and planed the rice with the other hand, but I couldn’t swallow it. All the rice is bulging in the mouth, like a frog. 169．Filling in the antonym of "comfortable", Wang Xiangli actually filled in "hungry". 170．It is suspected that the Milky Way falls for nine days, and it takes a total of nine days to fall from the top of the Milky Way to the bottom.

171．I stole a handful of nickels from my mother, held them nervously, and counted them as I walked, one cent, two cents, three cents, five cents... "Bang!" Touched a Kazakhstan: no pain!It doesn't hurt!Bag loose!Then I counted as I walked, 5 points, 8 points, a dime, a dime... third grade (2) 172．Baobaosan means that after a child falls, the adult will pick up the doll and say "Baobaosan, Baobaosan" while stroking the painful place, which means that the swollen bag will disappear, just like A nursery rhyme is more like a spell, and the doll is slowly comforted.I have been comforted by adults in this way since I was a child. If I fell or other dolls fell, I will comfort myself or others in this way.

173．Every time I encounter a problem, I will stand up abruptly, put one foot on the stool, and shout to the sky with one hand: Give me strength——!Ciri—! 174．I stood on the desk with two fingers, imitating a person walking, one on each side of the desk, walking towards the center of the desk.It was slow and hesitant at the beginning, and finally the four fingers twisted together crazily. I found it very enjoyable and laughed a lot.Suddenly, a boy next to me saw my trick and said contemptuously: Hooligan! 175．I went to Xu Fei to confess: I like a person, this person is far away in the sky, but close in front of me!As a result, Xu Fei left without any expression.The next day, he came to me excitedly and said: I checked the dictionary, is the person you mentioned me? !

176．I decided to make some efforts to strengthen my relationship with Xu Fei.I gave him five stickers a day that I had saved up so hard, and I picked the best ones from Weng Meiling for him.He really treated me differently than before, he smiled at me, and sometimes said a few words to me gently: Today is not good, I don't like Mu Nianci. 177．Everyone expressed dissatisfaction with our affairs, especially Zhang Lei's group, saying, what's so great about love obtained through transactions? !I don't care, I have my friend Wang Xiangli to support me, she said: go your own way, let others talk!

178．I have always insisted that when the stickers in my hand were delivered, it happened to be summer vacation. 179．Wang Qiang is a man, but he always plays with us girls, and he has sharp teeth, talking about things all day long.He also said bad things about me, and I kept it in my heart. I saw him standing on the edge of the hut from a distance, rushed over in a 100-meter race, and pushed him down.Later, I don't know how he climbed up, and I saw him playing with the girl doll vigorously. 180．After suffering a summer vacation, I went to school early on the first day of school.Unexpectedly, Xu Fei went to Shenzhen during the summer vacation and became a hero.A group of boys gathered around him to listen to him talk about Shenzhen. It took a long time before he gave me a wink. I didn’t know where the anger came from. I tilted my head and pretended to be arrogant, and his face changed instantly. , Never talk to me again, the ambiguity is over.I regret it in my heart, but I really want to hear him talk about Shenzhen. 181．I hid where Xu Fei was going to school and saw him coming from a distance, so I walked out: What a coincidence!Nowadays!He glanced at me indifferently: You have been hiding here for a long time. 182．One of the most important things to do on a spring outing is to buy the food for the picnic.Generally speaking, the most important thing is a pack of sandwich biscuits, followed by one or two pieces of chocolate, a pack of bayberry, a pack of marshmallows, a pack of sour plum powder, a pack of potato chips, a pack of dried fish, a pack of A package of Mai Lisu, a few apples or pears or bananas, a bottle of drink, the person who can bring all the above things will be very honorable.These foods can actually be bought in any canteen, but we don’t, we have to go to every canteen in 420 factory, buy only one or two in each canteen, and then tell our companions, it’s ok, let’s go to the next one! 183．At noon, it was picnic time, and it was time to show off my family background. I brought very little and was despised by everyone.I had expected it a long time ago, and leisurely placed the following things on my plastic sheet: a string of plastic necklaces, a gleaming mosquito net hook, a ball of colorful wool, and a dead beetle.Once again, everyone despises me. 184．Once, at Zhou Hehong's house, everyone was bored playing. Her house was on the top floor, so she said that she was playing with water bags and threw them far away.Everyone happily played a lot of games, but the unlucky ghosts below didn't see which family it was. We heard them scolding below, and we squatted on the balcony and laughed together.It's my turn, I was discovered by others when I started, and they came to me immediately and insisted on beating our dolls. It was Zhou Hehong's father who ran out of the study and said good things for a long time before they went down.Then, everyone complained to me: People are throwing down quickly, squatting down when they are thrown, you are fine!Slowly fell to the bottom, a pair of fat hands shaking outside, shaking and shaking, and finally felt that it was not clean, and shook a few times! 185．Chorus on stage.The first "Ah ~ spring rain rustling underground" collectively slanted to the left, and the second "Ah ~ spring rain under the ground" collectively slanted to the right. Everyone did the right thing, and I was the only one who was contrary to everyone.The head teacher said that from a distance, Sang Gege was the broken one in a row of neat teeth. third grade (3) 186．On the stage, I collided with my classmates standing next to me. 187．The teachers were distributing the soy sauce on the playground. I ran over to play out of curiosity, but before I could see what was wrong, I kicked over three bottles, which flowed all over the floor. .Later, my mother bought three bottles of soy sauce and took me to the homes of the three teachers to pay for the soy sauce and apologize. 188．The dolls were "beating wild ducks" (throwing sandbags) at the head of the courtyard. I smashed the stained glass on the balconies of two families in a row. My mother bought two of the same one, and brought them to me and gave them to others. , Lose the glass, and then apologize. 189．My parents finally got divorced, and my father wanted to take half of the family property. He drove a Dongfeng truck, and many people in the yard were watching, and I was also watching, very happy and grinning.Seeing that Dongfeng car getting fuller and fuller, those familiar chests, chests of drawers, sofas, chairs... were piled up into a hill in the car, I started to worry, that is my home!I climbed onto the Dongfeng car and threw down the small things that I could move one by one. While throwing, I raised my head and shouted upstairs: Mom—come down quickly!I'll help you grab something back... 190．My uncle persuaded my mother not to want me, because it would be difficult to remarry if she wanted me, but my mother insisted on taking me with her. This is probably "abandoned", right? 191．My grandfather and grandmother are both dead, so isn't my mother an orphan whose parents both died? !My mother is so poor, I want to treat her well. 192．Since then, my dad has called me often, and he has to say two sentences every time: 1. Be careful when crossing the road, look both ways before crossing. 2. Be sure to eat more garlic, disinfect it, and eat it before going to bed if you are afraid of smelling it during the day. 193．My dad is a driver, and he often sleeps under the truck to make repairs. I stand by the side and help him carry his clothes. There was no change, so I stroked my face with the back of my hand covered with black engine oil. The strong smell of engine oil and sweat rushed into my nose, leaving the smell of my father forever in my mind. 194．Three months after my father and mother divorced, my father got acute icteric hepatitis and was admitted to the infectious disease ward.My mother found out, and went to buy three catties of apples and three catties of bananas to see him. My dad was very surprised and said, put your things down and leave quickly, all diseases here are contagious!My mother ignored it, and said with a stiff neck: "Don't worry about me!"I don't know what I'm doing, and I've only been walking for three months before I became ill like this... My dad waved his hand and walked around.My mother had to take me out and walked outside on the garden road, and her tears flowed down, and she blushed. 195．Later, my mother also fell ill, had a fever, and was lying in bed.I'm in a hurry and don't know what to do!The only way I could think of was to find out all the pillows in the house, and put them under my mother's head, arms, waist, and legs, and ask each time: Mom, how are you?My mother answered again and again: better, better, better. 196．My mother was ill, and I made the first meal in my life: I cooked a pot of porridge, took the kimchi out of the jar and cut it, mixed some red oil and monosodium glutamate, and then put it on a plate and put it on the table. The pattern of stars holding the moon.Finally, scoop up the porridge, arrange the chopsticks neatly, and invite my mother to the table. 197．I really want to eat some Canadian potash fertilizer. It must be very comfortable to eat with a scoop on the top of an ice cream box.Judging from the advertisement alone, it is an important nutrient. The growth of seedlings needs you, and a happy family needs you. 198．My dad just happened to be ill with hepatitis, so he picked me up on a bicycle to play. The ground was full of bumps and holes. I tried to cover his liver, and I was afraid of shaking and hurting.My dad said, what are you doing so tight on my stomach? 199．In fairy tales, "suddenly" is a very important word.Once, my brother Yong used his strong Chongqing Yangjiaping accent to read a little book of mine: a butcher, one day, suddenly ~ (reread) became a king. 200．I seriously called for UFOs, and bought "Flying Saucer Exploration" to read.Aliens must be watching all this silently in the sky. 201．Have you seen it?The little bunny inside is cute, right?Did you notice?It actually has a rocking car with a wooden horse!At the beginning of the cartoon, the first scene is at the little rabbit’s house. His mother, the old rabbit, is cooking, and he is shaking on the rocking car of the wooden horse. He is also wearing a very nice cotton-padded blouse. , with a carrot embroidered on it!I feel bad in my heart, shit, the standard of living of a rabbit is higher than mine! third grade (4) 202．The ground is full of snow, why can't the little rabbit make another snow doll? 203．I didn't see the little rabbit's father from the beginning to the end, including when their house was on fire in the end, his father never showed up.In their family, is it true that the old man is also divorced? 204．Who has an affair with whom, this sentence means that one person gets a pickled leg of lamb, or it can be a leg of pork, and gives it to another person.Very friendly. 205．Once, I accidentally touched a gecko, and its tail fell off immediately. I picked up its tail and chased after it: Don't you want your tail? !You don't want your tail anymore? !Seeing it running away in fear, I put my tail on the ground: I won't chase you anymore!Put it here, you can get it yourself later~! 206．I have long hair since I was a child, and I have been wearing a yellow plastic hair press for seven years.In the beginning of summer vacation, I picked up the hair press to study if I had nothing to do. I think it is very durable (durable)!It can be worn for so many years, and it starts to bite when you get one end. Why can't you bite it, and bite it off hard enough to make a gap.Oh!Still bite badly!Then use it to poo-ha, once you press "pong!", the hair pressing has completed its seven-year mission.