Chapter 8 second grade

Second Grade (1) 114．Every time Deng Jia's mother got off the plane, she would bring back the plastic Western-style tableware with hair on it for her to play with. She already had several payments, so she sent one to me.I stuck a handkerchief around my neck, held a fork in my left hand and a knife in my right, and sat upright with a serious expression on my face, preparing to eat a dish of soap. 115．My mother took me to the zoo and heard that there were a few new polar bears.On the edge of Bear Mountain, I finally saw the legendary polar bear, listlessly dozing off, nothing special.Suddenly, the eyes of the crowd turned from the polar bear to an old lady: This is not an ordinary old lady, this is a foreign old lady!She has golden hair, a hooked nose, and blue eyes. The most peculiar thing is that she is in her seventies and eighties, and she wears a pair of bright pink glitter tights, and her mouth is also painted the same color!Everyone automatically surrounded the old lady, pointing and chirping, completely forgetting about those polar bears.

116．Empress Xiaomei keeps her money in a pink plastic wallet. Every time she buys something, she uses two thin fingers to pull out the banknotes that are stretched out, and then finds them. Carefully unfold the crumpled banknotes and put them in.I think it's very high-end, very tasteful, and less (cool) than stuffing money in my ass. 117．I searched every corner of the house, and only one of my mother's teacher qualification certificates fit the shape of the wallet: a hard shell, which can be opened, with a transparent plastic film interlayer on both sides, I said "shua!", decisively I tore off the paper door inside, and stuffed every penny and dime of my savings into it, looking left and right, very proud.

118．I pointed my thumb, took out a five-cent piece from the big red teacher qualification certificate, and said to the fat old woman who bought the kohlrabi with a reserved attitude: Hello, please give me the five-cent kohlrabi! 119．It's time for my tooth replacement, and my mother said to me very seriously: The teeth that fall out from the bottom should be thrown on the roof, and the teeth that fall out from above should be buried in the ground, or the fangs will grow down, remember?I said, remember it!Then, forget about it. 120．One day, I was playing by the pool, and a tooth was loose. After playing with it for a long time with my tongue, I decided to tear it off, and felt it!It hurt a little, I didn't cry, I held the tooth in my hand and looked at it for a long time.What a beautiful tooth, milky white and pointed, I took it under the faucet to wash it, and then flung it to the roof of the building with a bang.

123．That day, before my mother got off work, many people ran to her office and told her: He Anxiu!Hurry up and take a look, your girl is hanging on the edge of the roof on the second floor of the dormitory~! 124．My mother arrived at the scene of the accident in a daze, and yelled at me: You are a child with a backward time!Climb to the top to do what? !I also raised my throat on the top and shouted: I, I threw the upper teeth up——, I haven’t found it—— Am I going to grow back my fangs? ! ——…Wow wow wow! 125．Lin Niangniang gave us a set of Nescafe coffee, which we have always regarded as a treasure and placed high on the top of the bookcase.One day, I accidentally smashed the Nestle partner, and the white powder on the ground made me tremble all over. I called my mother: Mom~, I, I, I smashed the coffee wife!

126．When my dad was at home, he used to raise a dog. My task was to take him to swim in the river every day. When he got home, he had an extra meal: corn paste.In fact, I have always wanted to eat it. It smells delicious, but I am embarrassed to say it.One day, my dad made another pot for the dog, and my mother said it had already eaten it.I watched eagerly, as soon as my dad turned his back, I ate it three times and five times, and finally licked the basin clean.My dad glanced at me: So you also like to eat this word. 127．Jiang Xiaojia reported to my dad that I ate expired mooncakes piled up in the backyard at the canteen. I found her, returned the red ribbon she gave me, and said with a flushed face: Remember, I will hate you forever—— —

128．My grandma and I quarreled, it was so noisy, I got hairy, rushed to the shoe cabinet, lifted my grandma's shoes and flushed them into the toilet, and forced her shoes into the hole of the toilet (stuffed), wriggling right Working hard, my second aunt stood behind and patted me, then handed me a pair of shoes, and said: You are crawling my shoes, these are your grandma's! 129．People in the work unit called my dad a big barbarian, my mother a middle barbarian, and me a little barbarian.People are the family of honor, we are the family of barbarians. 130．My dad brought back a small iron chain from the factory. I felt like I had found a treasure, so I took it and played with it when I had nothing to do.It happened that I met Wang Qiang that day, and he said let him play a trick, but if I didn't give it, we started fighting.I was very strong, so I simply tied him with iron chains and beat him. After the beating, I went home very proudly.

Second Grade (2) 131．I entered the door with my front foot, and Wang Qiang and his mother came back. Wang Qiang hiccupped and cried, his mother pointed to Wang Qiang's Juqing's eye socket and said: "Look at what you dolls have done to our Wang Qiang!"My dad quickly apologized and said good things, and even turned his face to hate me: "See how I'll deal with you later!"His mother just picked up his ass and left.I watched my dad approaching step by step in horror, my heart was trembling, but he didn't hit me, but even touched me in a friendly way!Said: Not bad, even sons and daughters can win!

132．As we all know, my dad is a bull.Once, I squatted in the toilet to defecate, and he also wanted to go to the toilet, so he knocked on the door outside, and I said, um, wait a little longer, um... He really couldn't wait, so he slammed the door hard When I pulled it away, the latch fell to the ground with a bang, and I was pulled out of the squatting position with a light movement, oops, on my buttocks, and, alas, I don’t know if I understand it. 133．I flicked my feet back and forth behind the car, and after a few flicks, the wheels got stuck.I cried sharply, my dad hurriedly took me to the orthopedic department, the doctor wiped my trousers up: yay~ little sister!You haven't washed your feet for a long time!

134．Wei Li cried to me that there was a boy beating her outside, I was filled with righteous indignation, okay, I'll go and numb him now!Before leaving, he felt that his image was not powerful enough, so he turned out the red cloak from his infancy and put it on, and then shouted: Go!kill!The result was ridiculed by a group of people. 135．Since the second grade of primary school, every year on May 14th, I will find a place where there is no one with Du Ankun and Chen Li, and put up a piece of the largest Weng Meiling sticker to pay homage. The stickers from Qi Meizhen and Wu Junru were trampled on the ground, and finally tore.We bought the stickers of these two just to tear them up for the day. (Gossip said that her death was caused by Wu Junru intervening between her and Tang Zhenye, and Qi Meizhen instigated it.)

136．When I was in the second grade, I wrote a composition, which was read aloud by the teacher in the class. There was a sentence that read: The sun shines through the bamboo leaves and weaves dreamlike patterns on the path... The teacher praised me and solemnly announced that Sangge’s This composition is equivalent to the level of a fourth grader!On my way home, I floated back all the way, and have been floating until now. 137．Cambodia is a very modest cottage. 138．In Chinese class, Yang Wanli's "Little Pond", every time I read: "Ai Qingrou in the shade of the tree" and "Ai Qingrou", many students in the class would lower their heads and laugh. The teacher criticized us: the thinking of the young grades is so complicated !

139．Many years later, in high school, the ancient poem was mentioned again, Liu Yong's "Yu Linling", "Looking at the tearful eyes while holding hands, I was speechless." The textbook wrote: ... describing the scene when a pair of friends parted.Our teacher slammed the book onto the podium: "Fucking farts, this is obviously a pair of lovers, lovers in love!" 140．Mimi, Mimi, please believe that we have not forgotten you, the high moon is hanging in the sky, where is tomorrow's breakfast? …Every time I sing this song, I have an emotion called jealousy: OMG!I don't know where my breakfast is!It's worth composing a song for Guizi to eat a small meal!Besides, bamboo is also bamboo when it blooms. If there is anything you can’t eat, it’s time to starve to death! 145．If you are too big, you will have no friends. 146．I just got a small knife and played with Jiang Yajuan, so I said, "Try to see if you can cut it off with your hand?"She stretched out her hand, and I "swish" my hand raised the knife, and half of the nail shell was gone. Jiang Yajuan didn't cry, but just looked at me blankly. I felt a little awesome, and said to her, you go back. , she said, oh, bye. 147．Or about half a nail shell.One day, I was fascinated by watching the fan spinning, and thought, can I stop if I touch it?I reached in and touched it, and with a slight "cha", half of my nail shell disappeared, and the fan continued to spin.I didn't cry either, for fear that adults would know. 148．After school, Du Ankun ticked off his little finger to me: Come on~ 149．In her bag, there is a pile of kohlrabi wrapped in waxed paper, a bunch of kohlrabi, mixed with chili oil and sesame seeds.We hid behind the oleander tree next to the toilet, and she twisted a handful with two dirty fingers: Mouth~.I turned my head back, opened my mouth wide, and she put it in my mouth.While chewing, I was so happy that I snotted my nose: it's so delicious!Then she twisted a handful for herself to eat, and then snorted with me: hee hee, it’s delicious! 150．I still want to eat, she said: We can't eat it all at once, we have to eat slowly!I nodded and flashed out from behind the oleander tree hand in hand with her.Nobody knows, we have kohlrabi in our bags, just us.We looked at each other, full of emotion. Second Grade (3) 151．Halfway through the walk, she saw that I was good, and hid behind the trash can and ate it for me again. 152．I can't live without Doo-kun anymore, and neither does she.