Chapter 2 Kindergarten (2)

20.Red ants are good guys, black ants are bad guys. twenty one.My mother-in-law took me to the temple to burn incense, and when I went to bed at night, she poured out a bunch of Bodhisattva's finger thumbs from my baotou when I undressed me. twenty two.I was in the country, and I went to the toilet. The toilet was made of several stone slabs. When I was halfway down, "Bang!" A stone slab fell down and crushed me under it!I jumped and cried!Mom!mom--!As a result, a lady came out from a nearby resident, and she quickly pulled me out, took me to the house, and wiped me with water and a handkerchief.Her face was very warm, and she said: "Little sister, when you grow up, don't you remember me?"I nodded, remember.

twenty three.My sister-in-law got married, and I went to the man's side as one of the senders.They entertained us for dinner, and I sat on the bench holding my chopsticks and didn't speak. Seeing this, my mother-in-law said: Baby, eat quickly!I said no!I'm going to wait until the meat quack comes up! twenty four.Sanmao has suffered too much, I wish I could give him the pot helmet in my hand. 25．I'm going to marry Da Lao Bai when I grow up. 26．Big old white is a beautiful cock. 27．Iron-armed Astro Boy occupied my heart. I couldn't eat for several days and thought about him all day long.

28．Now I don’t want to, I miss Liu Xiaoling Tong Sun Wukong and Jia Baoyu again. 29．There's a rotten house over there at the club, there's a lot of shit in it, it's no ordinary shit, the biggest one is the king, the second biggest is the queen, and the rest are princes and princesses, when we go back to sleep at night, they It will appear and dance. 30．Why does the water in the swimming pool turn blue when you see it, but it turns white when you hold it in your hand? 31．My mother couldn't find me all day. She was so anxious that she mobilized her colleagues and friends to look for me, but they still couldn't find me.She accidentally opened the closet when she got home, and I rolled out of it all at once, sleeping soundly.

32．My mother made a transfer order, and I pestered my mother to eat sorbet, and my mother said: "I see, there is an uncle over there, you go and bow to him, he will do it for your mother, and I will buy you sorbet right away." .I ran over and knelt down at the uncle's feet with the sound of "Normal", my little head was like pounding garlic: Uncle, uncle, hurry up, uncle, uncle, hurry up... After a few months of delay, the transfer order was completed. 33．At the outstanding teacher appraisal meeting, I pointed to the rostrum loudly and asked: Why is there no my mother? !My mom is the best!My mom is the best!

34．My mother lectures on the podium, and I crawl on the ground below, which is also performing official duties: as long as anyone dares to take off their shoes in class, I will quickly crawl over to lift his or her shoes and throw them out! 35．My dad bought a duck on the road. The duck's feet were tied with straw ropes. He was about to throw it at the back of the carriage. I said, no!I want to hug it!I crossed many streams along the way, and as soon as I stopped, I hugged the ducks and went swimming, but I accidentally fell into the water, and the stream washed me out in an instant.My dad heard the crying, shot more than ten meters away, and arrested me downstream.But the duck croaked, and I was crying all the way, my duck, my duck.

36．The flowers in the garden are dying, and it's not raining yet!I climbed up the rockery, turned the top sprinkler at an angle, and the water of fine flowers sprinkled over. I sat on the flower stand, looked at my five-star flowers, cockscombs, and stinky begonias, and smiled. I fell asleep on the bed, soaked through. 37．Every time it rains, I have to ask my mother: Mom, where do those beggars live when it rains?My mother said: You lead them to the house. 38．I don't want to walk and have to be hugged by my mother. My mother said: Then what are you doing with long legs?I said, for good looks.

39．My mother was busy with work, so she fostered me in the house of my mother-in-law in the countryside.When she came to see me, she opened the dark mosquito net, "Buzz!" She backed away in fright, thinking she had stung a hornet's nest, but it turned out to be a mosquito!I slept in it, yellow, thin and black, with 10,000 cells on my body.She took me back to Chengdu, but she was too busy to control me.Later, my grandmother sent me a letter saying that she came to take me, and my mother sent me there cruelly. 40．So, 3-year-old San Gege was fostered in the countryside.It's been a long time since her mother visited her.

41．When my mother left, Sang Gege's crying law broke everyone's heart, the earth tilted, and she cried desperately, as if she was not a person with other organs, but a howling mouth and a pair of tearful eyes . 42．After much deliberation, I feel that this world is very cruel, I have to love myself, I pat myself on the back, good boy, stop crying.Then, I stood up from the mud, I didn't forget my mother, my eyes were still looking at the place where she disappeared, and melancholy had climbed into my eyes: Mom, what are you?Why can't you leave me when I can't leave you so much?