Kindergarten (1) 1.My mantra when I was two years old was: When I was a kid... 2.You don't even know that I am a goddess sent from heaven, I have many soldiers, I buried them all under the flowerpot, and I also have a magic ring, which was given to me by General Zhang Luping, this is the one on my hand Look, it's the green one, it can turn out many shrimp soldiers and shrimp generals, it can defeat you, and then strangle you to death, eat it, there is not a single hair left! 3.I used the above passage to scare away several boys who tried to bully me. At that time, the hit TV series "Zhang Luping" and .

4.When my mother gave birth to me, the house was tight at work, so she slept in the abandoned boiler room, happily looking forward to my arrival.During the daytime, swallows would come around the beam, saying it was a good omen, but at night, the door was not closed tightly, and the wind blew through, and the door rattled "咵咵" which startled her.My second uncle said that guns can ward off evil spirits, so he put his gun under my mother's pillow.Fortunately, there was no fire!This is probably directly related to my later Baoli Baoqi (silly) character. 5.When I was born, it is said that I cried so much that I could shed tears. The doctor who delivered the baby said, "Everyone is howling, this baby is so watery!"Stop crying, on the weighing pan, I made the first action in my life: put my thumb to my mouth, and sucked it with a "popping" sound.

6.To celebrate my birth, my grandma sent me a cloak that she had sewn by herself, embroidered with big peonies in bright red satin. 7.Just got a new doll, and went to the yard to play happily. Deng Xiaojia saw it and said, can you give it to me?I stood in the sun and thought seriously: what would happen if I didn't have this doll?I won't die, my body won't lose a little bit, the sun will still shine on me, and I will still have cake to eat when I get home later, and Mickey Mouse to watch, and my third sister will still come to see me in two days, bring me I went to the street to eat Malatang... I handed the doll to Deng Jia and said, okay, then I will give it to you.

8.There is no doll more beautiful than me in the world, not counting Snow White, she is from a fairy tale, fake. 9.Snow White refused to listen to the dwarf's advice three times, and was fooled by the Black Heart Queen, and was almost killed. She deserved it, and she didn't have a long memory.Especially the last time, people would eat every bite of an apple, and call it "Snow White", which is very unhygienic!Stupid as a pig, just die. 10.I have always been a very self-care person and will do everything I can to make myself comfortable in any situation.My mother said that when I was a few months old, I was thrown in the cradle, and for no reason, I put both hands on both sides of the cradle, rushed forward, rocked myself, and practiced my spoken English at the same time: Dad !dad!dad!

11.My mother was afraid of crushing me, so she never put me to sleep next to her. She always warmed the nest every day and let me sleep by myself. I am satisfied with this arrangement and feel that life is very regular, um ,have a future. 12.When I was a few months old, I hired a lady from Xiangbatou to take me. One day, the lady went out to dump the scum, and when she came back, she found that she had forgotten her key.From the crack of the door, I saw that I was getting up and moving out of the bed with my butt little by little!She was so frightened that she hurt, so she called my mother quickly, and my mother came back immediately, but she didn't have the key either!My mother took a look at the crack of the door, and I was about to fall!Without further ado, she walked around to the back of the house, climbed up to the third floor through the sewer pipe (my family lived in a dormitory at that time), climbed in through the window, and rescued me in time.

13.Later, when I took her to climb Mount Hua, she said, she was afraid!so high 14.One day when I was one year and two months old, my mother was going out to buy things, but no one was looking after the house.She was in a dilemma, and I said the first sentence in my life: Mom, you go, don't be afraid, I will watch the house at the top of the house. 15.Once I cried, my dad ignored me after crying for a long time.I ran over and accused him very angrily: Hey!Sang Guoquan!You don't even know your daughter is crying~! 16.My mother coughs all day long, which is related to a foreign name, cough, cough, Czech cough Slovakia. (Because of the little mole, I firmly remembered this awkward foreign name)

17.My mother is a white-haired girl, and she still has her white hair on the cabinet. 18.Of course my dad is Huang Shiren. 19.We are playing Qiuqiu.That is to put a hemp rope on the beam and tie a basket, one person sits in it, and the other pushes it, but the basket just spins and doesn’t swing back and forth. I sat in it and felt dizzy and wanted to vomit, shouting: Don’t spin Yes!Too much lust!