Chapter 3 Kindergarten (3)

43．The porridge my grandma cooked for me, if I didn't eat it, she said: If you don't eat it, I'll beat you up!I thought this was likely to happen, so I took my small foreign porcelain bowl and scooped it into my mouth desperately. 44．Gradually, I also regarded this place as my own home, and I found that no matter how bad the place is, it is still passable after staying for a long time.At least, I know where the peanuts are hidden and where the persimmons are hung.There are also several cute chickens in this family, and I often sleep next to them. 45．My mom never cried once, but one day she came.I politely brought a small bench for her to sit on, and handed her a dirty peanut from my pocket, then stood far away, and if she wanted to touch me, I would bow my head and avoid it .She was leaving, but I still followed, but instead of crying heartbreakingly, I just kept following. That time, she cried and hugged my head, wow wow wow.But I saw a small frog in the field far away, croaking.

46．The last time my mother came to visit me in the country, I was black and fat, and I held her hand and said with a playful smile: Thank you!Thanks!The hand asking for money was spread out in front of her blackly. 47．We live next to a big road, my mother is drying clothes on the opposite side of the road, I rushed across the road in a wave, I didn’t know why I fell, and a big truck "Zi-ga" covered the sky landed on top of me.I heard my mother and grandmother yelling, but it was comfortable to sleep on the road, and I was not in a hurry. I lay on my back and started working on car parts.I saw my grandma squatting down and calling me, she saw that my eyeballs were still rolling and she pulled me out, I finally cried out with a "wow": "Wait a minute! My pancakes are still under- —!”

48．Mom, why don't you buy me the rotten duck eggs from Uncle Wang of the village head!Mom, I want to eat a piece of brown sugar!Grandma, I want to eat the persimmons hanging on the beams!Grandma, I want to eat the beef on the counter!They agreed to all the above requirements, I think it is a good deal to have a car accident. 49．Same road.There was a woman who found her baby had been crushed to death on the road after she came out of the village supply and marketing cooperative.She cried out in grief: Oh my god~ my god~!How can I not pay 100 yuan for this~! 50．Later, it was said that he had lost 700 yuan.

51．Although I have returned to Chengdu, I am almost like a savage.My mother took me to the vegetable market, and I grabbed other people's peanuts at the peanut stall and ate them. I stood in front of them and chewed until my mouth was full of white pulp.My mother finally put me in the kindergarten after all kinds of talk. When she picked me up on the first day, she didn't dare to go and let my dad go. Sure enough, the kindergarten teacher was about to cry and said, pick her up quickly!She beat every doll in the class today!My dad said in embarrassment, okay, I'll pick it up right away, where's the person?The teacher pointed to the yard, to the trees.

52．Write my surname on the palms of a few followers, and then announce that you will be my people from now on.A few followers even showed their palms to others, and said mysteriously, look, I am from Sangge. 53．There is a sugar biscuit stand at the entrance of the kindergarten. Every time my eldest sister sends me to the kindergarten, she will spend a penny to buy one for me.I ran into the kindergarten excitedly with the sugar cake, and shouted: My people all stand up——!Stand in a row, stick out your tongue, and I'll give everyone a lick! 54．The little chick is so obedient, I hold it in my hand and love it so much that I don’t know what to do, I hold it tightly, the chicken chirps, it’s so obedient, I hold it tighter and tighter, oh ho!Why is the ball dead? !

55．I imitated the sister next door singing Teresa Teng, and imitated her putting one leg on top of the other when she said the last sentence "give me back my love", but because of her short and fat legs, she fell down from the small bench. 56．My mother wanted to take care of me, and gave me half a day of ideological work, and finally said, you can carry your car!I nodded helplessly, knowing that this is an irreversible reality. 57．In the end, it was only one day, and I couldn't bear it before night, so I rode my advanced children's bicycle and came back, with all the clothes, toys and soft goods in the basket at the back.My mother was so cruel, she didn't let me spend the night, and sent me back with the car.

58．My mother said that I was picked up by the garbage dump. I was very sad. I always went to stand next to the garbage dump. When I saw the garbage picker, I cried and asked: Excuse me, are you my father? 59．I live in a boarding kindergarten, and I can only see my mother once a week.It's Thursday, and I can see my mother in two days. I must give her a gift. What should I give her?I found that the colorful pillow towels are really beautiful, and everyone sleeps soundly when they sleep. I don’t sleep, and I am trying to prepare a gift for my mother: draw the thread on it, and draw a little of each color.Later, the teacher found out and was very angry. When my mother came to pick me up, she filed a complaint. My mother was also very angry, this prodigal child!I won't come to pick you up next time if you don't obey me!