Chapter 10 Come and go PUB

Young people must keep up with the times, and our eldest is no exception. In addition to beating others and beating us, the eldest will occasionally take us to some interesting places for various adventures, such as in the hot summer Skipping class at noon to go to McDonald's to blow the air-conditioning and play mahjong, or go to the hawker boss who sells unpalatable chicken chops and say: "Boss, I want seven or forty-nine chicken chops. Come and get them later." Then of course I don't take them. The story I want to tell now is the old past when we went to shake our heads at PUB.There is going to be a class reunion, and memories are always floating around in my mind.

Twenty years ago, in the 1990s when ecstasy just came out, when Boss Habang and we were still studying in the high school of Jingcheng Middle School, one day, we were bored in the English class taught by Mr. Wu. Our school is very strange, it lacks all subjects except Chinese, so since Mr. Wu taught idiot math, he has also taught physical education, art, physics, chemistry, and health education, and now he uses his incredible Resilience is teaching English. "E, N, T, E, R, T, A, I, N, M, E, N, T, textbooks say this means entertainment, the British are troublesome, it is really difficult to form a word with twelve letters There is no way for people to take it, so everyone write my comments next to these letters, Yante licking Mente, I hope everyone can remember to be familiar with it, the most important thing is to learn English pronunciation." Teacher Wu wrote "Yan Te lick Mente" behind the blackboard. "Special licking Mente" five Chinese characters, I yawned, looking back, the whole class fell asleep early.

It's no wonder that the English class is the last class, and fatigue has become a collective disease. "Teacher! Yante lick Mente is actually thirteen letters." Wang Guo raised his hand excitedly.Only he is in good spirits. "Ah! Bonus points!" Teacher Wu showed an expression of "Actually, to see if everyone has noticed", and ticked off the roll call. What a boring youth, stuffy and hot four fifty-seven, terrible English class. I glanced back at Boss Habang, who was lying on the cowhide sofa, all three electric fans in the class were buzzing around him, and the boss was gnawing on a grilled sausage in his hand.It turned out that Yang Dingfeng was secretly grilling sausages at the back of the classroom again. No wonder I felt that the classroom was filled with smoke.

Boss Ha Bang finished gnawing the sausage, and shot out the long bamboo stick in his hand in a dispirited manner, hitting the testosterone sitting in front of me on the back of the head, and the testosterone fell down immediately, and the get out of class bell rang just in time. "Let's go to the PUB tonight." Ha Bang boss looked at Teacher Wu lightly.The boss is really unpredictable, he doesn't know where to go to PUB to play. Teacher Wu seemed very happy. After all, few students are willing to take the teacher out to play, let alone the boss Ha Bang. At ten o'clock in the evening, our group gathered in front of a bobbing PUB called "Crazy Horse", and everyone was in high spirits.

Wang Guo wore a formal white suit and brown leather shoes. He said that his mother helped him choose them. His mother said that he should be neatly dressed for formal occasions, so even Wang Guo combed his hair so that it was not slippery, and the leather shoes were shiny. shine. I dressed very lightly, and Kevin Costner's "Waterworld" sold so badly that year, so I wore a rag suit similar to the one in the movie to show my respect for his bravery of spending money and making movies.I also specially brought a set of mahjong, so that if the boss wants to play mahjong in the pub temporarily but there is no mahjong to play, he will have to beat someone.

Yang Dingfeng was the most fashionable, wearing blue contact lenses, spraying his hair blond, and dressing himself as a foreigner. "Westerners have strong boats and guns, and it is easier to find beautiful girls in PUB." Yang Dingfeng is always far ahead of us. Also here, he wore a black tight vest, showing his most proud thick arms, and hung a silver square necklace around his neck. He loves to play baseball, and he did not forget to tie a short bat on the inside of his calf. Teacher Wu is old-fashioned, he came without changing clothes at all, just like Boss Ha Bang.The boss was still wearing the uniform of Jingcheng High School, with fluffy hair like a bird's nest. When he arrived, there were still some blood drops on the white uniform. He must have encountered some trouble on the way.

"Let's go in." The boss said, so he led us into the Crazy Horse PUB, which has no minimum consumption. Crazy Horse PUB is really a fun place, no wonder children rush to play here before they grow up.The sound on the dance floor was terribly loud, a lot of people were twisting and turning in the colorful lights, and there was a bald guy rolling on the ground and doing a black street dance, like a diamond cannon, and many people with disheveled hair screamed around him. "So many beauties!" Yang Dingfeng yelled in my ear, he was right not to bring Xie Jiayun to the PUB, although Xie Jiayun herself didn't want to come because she didn't like seeing blood.

"Yes!" I yelled.In such a noisy place, if you don't speak loudly, you really can't hear the sound. "Boss! Do you want to have a fight!" the Senior Silicone roared. "Boss! Do you want to play mahjong!" Wang Guo shouted. Boss Ha Bang shook his head and took us to sit on the sofa next to the dance floor and order drinks. "Teacher has no money, you have to pay by yourself." Teacher Wu said very clearly, but he probably didn't expect him to treat guests.I think the purpose of Mr. Wu's coming is very clear, just to watch free steel Guan Xiu, I checked the schedule, the steel pipe show didn't start until one o'clock in the morning.

So we ordered drinks with weird names, but Teacher Wu didn't order. He waited until everyone's drinks had arrived, then took out a straw from his jacket pocket, inserted it into my "screwdriver" and followed it up. I drink together. "You don't mind?" Teacher Wu said shyly.It’s crazy to save money and save money. If I were like him when I became a middle-aged man, I would definitely kill myself by swallowing shit. "What can I do?" I imitated his tone.Then Mr. Wu's damn straw started to wander around in everyone's bartending, taking a sip here and a sip there, and then blowing bubbles in the silicone rum, making the silicone face ugly.

For the next thirty minutes, everyone sat tremblingly around the unidentified Mr. Ha Bang, who scratched his bird's nest head, and dandruff fell like snowflakes into the coffee milk he ordered.He must be waiting for something so boring. Probably waiting for us to cause trouble?Or wait for a hot and spicy steel pipe show?Still observing where is the best fire point? "Boss, can we play around?" Wang Guo suggested. "Well, let's have fun." Boss Ha Bang yawned. It's great, it's the first time you come to this kind of place, of course you have to have a good time, not to mention, if it weren't for the boss Ha Bang knocking the guards unconscious and putting them in the flammable trash cans on the side of the road, we underage youths wouldn't be able to enter Woolen cloth!

"Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, here I come, passionate chick!" Yang Dingfeng crazily danced the luxurious dance steps he learned somewhere, and naturally blended into a group of young crushes. Those idiot girls saw her Seeing that he was a foreign devil, he immediately pressed his body on it excitedly, and performed a sticky dance. I don't know how to dance, and I can't even ask for girls. Besides, those hot girls are too beautiful, so they are not my long-term investment objects.There will always be kills after the daily limit, so I only make girlfriends who look ugly. And my eyes have long since discovered that in the corner of the PUB, behind an abrupt screen, lies a very ugly woman with a wide mouth. The ugly woman is sleeping, and her clothes and skirts are torn in a mess. They lined up in a long row in an orderly manner, and when it was their turn, they grabbed her feet and shook them. I am not stupid, I know that the scientific name is "big pot fried", so I went to queue, a waiter kindly handed me a special number plate for queuing, with "16" written on it, I know this "big pot" "Wok fried" is actually an entertainment program in their store, a fake one, specially designed to satisfy idiots who want to cook in a big pot but have no pot to fry. While queuing up, I watched Wang Guo attract everyone's attention on the dance floor. His hands were palmed up and he was shaking up and down very regularly, like a dying bird, while his feet jumped like a skipping rope. It looks so stupid. But those young and ignorant hot girls thought that Wang Guo was deliberately playing Bao to trouble everyone, and they all laughed wildly. Hip-hop bald guy. The bald man stood up unhappily, and sat on the left end of the dance floor, staring at the funny kingdom from a distance. Beside him sat a group of young and Dangerous boys, and there was a flat-headed man who looked like a big brother of the underworld. "It's so cute!" A hot girl from 109 laughed wildly, pointing at the kingdom and shouting. "Oh~He's my friend, Wang-go! He always catch everybody's eye in a thousand ways!" Yang Dingfeng leaned over and started chatting with that 109 hot girl by using the topic. What a master! At the right end of the dance floor, I thought there would be a shelf of silica gel, and I sat next to the boss in disinterest. I was so bored that I used my left hand to compare my wrists with my right hand. The greedy Mr. Wu simply inserted the straw into everyone's drinks, and then put it on the table. The English mid-term exam papers.As an aside, Mr. Wu issued an English test paper with no English in the mock test last time, which made all the third-grade students very unhappy.Have the opportunity to tell everyone. Time was running slowly amidst the hustle and bustle of bumping back and forth, I managed to move forward with seven people, and it was my turn when there were only nine people left. The ugly girl actually started snoring, so I started to worry about waiting What if you can't lift it up. I couldn't help but envy the kingdom surrounded by a bunch of beauties. After he got tired of "dancing with wings", he began to imitate the spiral rotation of the electric massage vibrator in the middle of the dance floor, and everyone in the audience burst into laughter. The more attention the Kingdom received, the more unpleasant that bald man was. The underworld flat-headed man next to him didn't know what he said. The bald man stood up with a face about to erupt, and went to the DJ to stop the noisy stereo. Dropped, the audience was in an uproar. As soon as the music stopped, everyone looked at the embarrassed DJ and looked at each other.They probably smelled a strong smell of gunpowder. I quickly threw away the number row and returned to my seat.There is no safer place than next to the boss, so Yang Dingfeng also left the 109 hot girls who had just started tongue kissing, and sat next to me, only the ecstatic Kingdom was still imitating a vibrator in the middle of the dance floor. "Damn it! What are you playing with, you brat!" The underworld man with the crew cut slammed his palm on the table, and the table broke, the entire PUB fell silent, and Wang Guoda fell to the ground as if he had just woken up from a dream. Boss Habang looked displeased, and also slapped the table with his palm, but the table only shook slightly and did not crack. I took a look at the table, oh my god, the underworld crew cut man is really talented, he can crack such a thick wooden table, he is obviously a practitioner. "Boss won't lose him, right?" I was shocked, and I asked the silicone senior who was also a fighting monster with my lips. "Will the table hurt?" the silicone senior said coldly. I do not understand. "If the table hurt, it would have split into 18 pieces by now." Yang Dingfeng looked at the boss confidently. Wang Guo fled back in a hurry like a mouse, and the group of young and Dangerous boys followed behind the gangster and the bald man and walked over from the crowd. A big war is inevitable. "Fuck you, is this massage stick your little brother?" The underworld crew of flat-headed men surrounded our table, looking at Boss Habang and Wang Guo contemptuously. "Massage stick, you're good at playing tricks! Kneel down!" The bald man touched the back of Wang Guo's head, and suddenly pressed Wang Guo's face hard, touch!The kingdom fell in pain. I looked nervously at Boss Harbang, who drank the coffee milk with dandruff cereal on his own, and then started picking his nose. The underworld man with a flat head sneered, pulled up a chair and sat down, took out a Rambo knife from his pocket, and put it gently on the table: "Little friend, are you still wearing a high school uniform when you come to PUB? Isn't private Jingcheng high school tuition expensive? Today If you want your uncle to protect your younger brother, you will have to charge a lot of mediation fees." The bald man stepped on Wang Guo's face with his shoes, and said disdainfully: "Boss, don't ask him for money, I am determined to beat this idiot into a cripple. But if you insist on charging him, the medical expenses will count as ten for him." All right." You bastard, it's all about asking for money, this is the dirty underworld. At this time, everyone in PUB watched the show from a distance, only Teacher Wu was concentrating on handing out his exam papers. "Boss?" Senior Silicone couldn't help asking, he couldn't figure out why the boss was still picking his nose, and didn't care about the kingdom's life or death. Could it be that Boss Ha Bang is really afraid of these young and Dangerous boys? "Have you ever played with a real Rambo Knife? Uncle will teach you." The underworld flat-haired man saw that Boss Ha Bang seemed to be in a daze, probably very unhappy, so he picked up the Rambo Knife and put it on the table very quickly at Boss Ha Bang There was a jerk on the palm of my hand, boom boom boom boom boom boom!Each knife was inserted neatly between the five fingers for about 30 seconds, and the table was already full of holes. Amazing speed and strength!This "sharp knife stabbing finger" trick was the most popular horror game at that time, especially when played with other people's hands, it was even more frightening. "Thirty seconds, seventy-seven strokes. The difference between an adult's underworld and a child's house wine is that there is a rule in an adult's underworld: If you refuse to pay, you will pay more." He said harshly: "I will pay you 10,000 yuan if you miss it." Then he spread his palms on the table. Ha Bang boss didn't even look at him, he just picked up the blue wave knife and stabbed the underworld flat-headed man's palm! "Ah~~~~~~" the underworld crew cut man screamed, the sharp and wide rambo knife just went straight down, sank into the thick wooden table, and the buckle of the handle guard was pressed against the crew cut man's palm up. The group of young and Dangerous boys turned pale with fright, and all the people in the pub involuntarily took a step back, screaming again and again. The bald man almost fell down with a strange cry. Seeing his head boss sweating profusely and wailing with distorted features, he didn't know what to do. "I owe you 760,000 yuan." Boss Ha Bang still held the Rambo knife in his hand, and blood slowly flowed down the table. "Pull it out!" the bald man yelled, and took out a butterfly knife, and a dozen young and Dangerous boys all lit up and clamored. "It will cost one million to pull it out." Boss Habang said quietly. "You are stealing money!" the bald man shouted angrily. Boss Habang sneezed, slipped his hand, and the Rambo Knife shook, and the underworld crew cut screamed again, so shrill. "1.1 million." Boss Ha Bang said, this way of earning money is really awesome! The underworld crew cut man nodded desperately, and shouted: "I'll give it! Take it away!" Almost crying. "Boss, don't give it to him!" The bald man was furious, pulled Wang Guo up, put the butterfly knife on Wang Guo's neck, and shouted: "Take your hands away! Or I will kill him!" Boss Habang said impatiently, "1.2 million." "Be careful, I'll kill him!" the bald man shouted. "1.3 million." Boss Ha Bang picked his nostrils with one hand and kept shaking the knife with the other, causing blood to splatter everywhere. The underworld flat-headed man pressed his face on the table and screamed in pain: "Dead bald, what are you doing?" !Stop!" The bald man pushed the kingdom away angrily, and I quickly caught the kingdom. Boss Habang took out a promissory note from his schoolbag, and the underworld crew cut sweated profusely and filled in the number and name of 1.3 million on the amount, lest the amount jump to 1.4 million. After Yang Dingfeng confirmed that the amount was correct on behalf of the boss, he also checked the ID card of the underworld man with a flat head, so the boss Habang said: "Is the underworld great? Put your hands on the pillar." He glared at the bald man who bullied the kingdom. "It's not too soon~~~~~~~" The underworld flat-haired man finally shed tears, and his feet knelt on the ground. The bald man tremblingly put his palm on the pillar, and Boss Ha Bang pulled up the Rambo Knife and shot it hard at the bald man's palm. Then there was another scream, and the Rambo Knife hit the bald man's palm impartially, deep into the pillar behind his hand. The underworld flat-headed man fell to the ground, holding his hands full of blood, and shouted, "Kill him soon! Get the promissory note back!" I almost hid under the table to watch the battle, but the knives in the hands of the group of young and Dangerous boys suddenly clanged and clanged, and I noticed that their hands holding the knives were trembling. "Boss—I—we recognized it—the one who took a gun and sent us all to the hospital in front of the Confucius Temple four years ago—that's him!" A young and Dangerous boy holding a mace suddenly cried out, Then all the bad boy's weapons fell to the ground. Boss Habang didn't say much, and he didn't take out guns or grenades from his schoolbag. He just drank the coffee and milk and listened to the bald man's intermittent wailing. "It's over! Yay!" Teacher Wu raised his head suddenly, as if he was relieved, I took a sneak peek, and the test paper still didn't have half an English letter. "Then let's go." Boss Ha Bang got up, without even looking at the flat-headed man who fell to the ground. So we left without seeing the steel pipe show or waiting for the big pot to fry. It was a pity that we came here to wait for Teacher Wu to finish the exam papers. Later, I heard a friend of a friend talk about the aftermath of that night: the pillar was not a concrete pillar, but made of marble, so the rambo knife was pulled out until dawn, and the bald man was incontinent and dehydrated after pulling it out. Since then, it has never appeared in Crazy Horse PUB. In the end, it is still what the silicone senior said, the table will not hurt. ----------------------------------------------- Notes: