Chapter 9 Belly bug's breakfast shop

Belly Chong has opened many stores, all of which sell food. Although they sell food, they are actually not edible.It doesn't make sense to expect someone who has diarrhea all day to make something that doesn't. Some people say: "Things can be eaten indiscriminately, but words cannot be spoken indiscriminately." I really want to ask the person who invented this sentence to eat breakfast made by stomach worms, and then I will continue to speak my words indiscriminately. When it comes to selling food, anyone with a business mind knows that the best place to sell food is near the school, because the students are young and ignorant, and they think they can eat anything, as long as you focus on the taste of the sauce, even He could bite down on the poop.

So Belly Chong also chose a good location to open a breakfast restaurant, which is near Pinghe Elementary School, Jingcheng Middle School is across a bridge, and Zhang'an Elementary School is just across a wall, and there are usually many jerks who skip classes walking around.In short, in one sentence, the right time and place are right for people. "I want to make something different for breakfast." Belly Worm's swearing expression at the beginning is now the same as the chewing gum residue on the ground, who sticks to the sole of his shoe. Today is the opening of the new store, but the boss Habang and Wang Guo are not free to come, so I had to cut the ribbon in Gaosai, but as soon as I entered the door, I saw the belly bug sitting on the chair groggy, listless, so I can't bother you .

So, I sat in the store and read free old newspapers, drank the sunshine soy milk I bought from the 7-11 opposite, ate the ham and corn sandwiches from the 7-11, and waited to go to work.As for what class I took, that's another story, and now we're putting the spotlight on a thirty-five-year-old belly bug. "Hey, where did you get such an old newspaper? It's already last month's news, wow, it's last month last year." I mentioned it casually, although I knew that the stomach bug would never change it. Belly Chong was lying on the table and fell asleep with a cigarette in his hand. I saw that the cigarette butt was almost burning his nose.

At this time, two elementary school students in the uniform of Pinghe Elementary School walked in and looked around curiously. "Dumbworm! Wake up and do your first business!" I got up and hit the back of Bellyworm hard. Belly Chong woke up in a daze and looked at two customers who were about the third or fourth grade of elementary school. "Little ghost, what do you want to eat?" Belly Chong said vaguely, "It's newly opened today, and everything is 50% off." Then he threw the cigarette butt into the universal juicer. The two elementary school students nodded happily when they heard the 50% discount, and began to study the menu on the wall made of colored paper.It was a novel menu, uniquely designed by Stomach Worm.

"Brother, there are so many burgers I've never heard of. The 40 yuan Kyoto beef and vegetable burger is only 20 yuan with a half discount!" said the shorter brother. "Well, this chocolate pork chop burger is only 35 yuan, and it's only 18 yuan if you discount it in half. The fragrant and rich chocolate sauce with pork chops must be delicious." The taller brother swallowed. "Drinks are also at a special price." Stomach Chong yawned with bad breath, and the facial features of the two primary school students were immediately pulled together. Then the two brothers thought about it for a long time, and they seemed to be very interested in every dish. After discussing with each other, they reluctantly announced their breakfast.

"Then we want a Kyoto beef and vegetable burger, plus a chocolate pork chop burger, a medium cup of hot coffee, and a small iced milk tea." My brother finished reading cautiously.I can almost hear him swallowing.There is also the sound of stepping on a trap. I pulled down the old newspaper from a year ago, poked my head out and said, "Little brother, why do you drink coffee like grown-ups at such a young age? Don't you know that caffeine can kill sperm?" The two elementary school students looked at each other, then completely ignored me. "Eat here? Take away?" Stomach Worm asked.

My brother looked at the clock on the wall, it was only seven o'clock (this clock is always seven o'clock). "Eat here." The older brother pulled the younger brother to sit down. Belly Chong stood up, walked to the cooking counter, and began to cook his best Du-style cuisine. Stomach Worm opened the freezer, took out a plate of vaguely sliced ​​raw meat, chopped it with a kitchen knife, cut off a piece of meat, then took out a hamburger bun, tore it from it, and stuffed the raw meat into the bread with his hands at will . The elementary school students stared blankly. After sneezing, Stomach Worm sleepily took out a carrot, looked at it for a while, and pulled it with both hands, the carrot was folded in half, half of it was put back into the universal freezer by Stomach Worm, and the other half was caught in the burger In the bread, it was rolled together with the half-baked unknown meat.

"No? Kyoto beef and vegetable burger." Stomach Worm put the absolutely inedible burger on the table with his dirty hands, and then turned to make another delicious thing with a name. The elementary school students stared blankly. Belly Chong picked up the kitchen knife and chopped the "Kyoto Beef" just out, and stuffed a piece of "Pork Chops" into another piece of hamburger bun. I couldn't help protesting: "Hey, will the meat of cow and pig grow together? At least change the meat, don't be lazy." Belly Chong said nonchalantly, "They don't care anyway."

With his chest heaving, the older brother yelled, "I care!" Belly Worm glared at him, and said, "There is a long story about the origin of this Japanese beef with pork chops, brat, don't worry too much about eating a hamburger. I didn't earn you a few dollars." Then from From the multi-purpose drawer, he took out a black hard object and stuffed it into the hamburger buns in the same way. "No? Chocolate Pork Chop Burger." Stomach Chong said flatly, anyone who looked at that indifferent expression wanted to give him a slap in the face. The two primary school students who were hit hard looked at the two terribly raw hamburgers on the table at a loss, and temporarily lost the ability to react.Children nowadays watch too much TV, and they all look like idiots.

"There's also hot coffee and iced milk tea." I reminded, eating the frozen sandwich in my hand. The two elementary school students looked at me with help-seeking eyes, and I swallowed the sandwich in one gulp, pretending to be delicious. Stomach Worm opened his universal freezer and took out a transparent glass bottle shaking ice water in it; Stomach Worm put the ice water bottle on the table, then took out a black tea bag from the universal drawer and put it in a disposable In a paper cup. "Isn't that bad?" I sighed, drinking fast food soy milk. Belly Chong opened a can of Knin milk powder, scooped a ball with a spoon and threw it into a disposable paper cup, then poured ice water into it, and stirred it in the cup with his middle finger for a while, trying to mix the black tea and milk powder as thoroughly as possible, but things were not perfect. Some milk powder congealed and floated on top of the iced milk tea.

"My brother's or my brother's?" Belly Chong stood next to the two brothers with a freshly made iced milk tea, but neither of them would admit it. I thought about it and said, "Give it to my younger brother. My older brother is getting older. Drinking coffee is more popular with girls. It's time." "Well, kids these days are really big kids." Stomach Chong put the iced milk tea in front of his pale green-faced brother, then turned around and took a bag of instant coffee, poured it into another disposable paper cup, and picked up the coffee on the cooking table. Kettle, pour some warm water into it. Next, inevitably, Stomach Worm inserted his universal middle finger into the warm coffee and stirred it slowly, his eyes were so taken for granted, so aloof. "What I want...is hot coffee, yours is lukewarm." The elementary school student brother's face was pale, and his anger was as thin as silk. "Hot coffee will burn my hands." Belly Worm frowned: "It's not that easy to design me." The elder brother's body trembled and his eyes were in a trance. I raised the Sunshine Soymilk in my hand and toasted the two brothers from afar. "Respect what comes and goes." I said, this is my way of survival. "Fifty-three yuan in total." Belly Chong stretched out his dirty hand, "It's been folded in half." Those two elementary school students finally broke out! "We will never pay!" the younger brother yelled, blushing. "That's right! We can't pay the money! Let's go!" The elder brother patted the table, got up and was about to pull the younger brother away. With a sullen face, Belly Worm took out the remote control of the electric iron rolling door and pressed the button of "Unbelievable Slamming", and the iron rolling door fell at an incredible speed, sealing the entire store, and the two people who had no time to escape from the black shop The little brother opened his mouth wide. This is a premeditated crime! "Pay the money, and then eat it." Belly Chong's face was displeased: "Didn't your mother teach you how to use money before you went out? Money is used to spend and buy things. We should thank others for their hard work." The younger brother was crying, and the older brother was also red-eyed.I had to start singing: "Pili's black shop is closed, stupid brothers are riding in spaceships, can't escape, can't escape, there are no bad things in the shop, only things that can't be eaten, things that can't be eaten, things that can't be eaten, can't eat, Can't eat, can't eat anything..." comforting the crying brother. "Daheidian!" the angry elder brother yelled, and the younger brother cried loudly, holding his elder brother's hand and shaking it. My brother took out fifty-three yuan, put it on the table with a loud snap, and shouted, "Here's the money! We're going to class! Open the door!" The belly bug picked at his navel and said seriously: "Little devil, can you not eat what I made? You can leave after you finish eating. Don't waste what you can eat. You haven't seen Isopia's protruding navel. Poor kid?" The elder brother said angrily: "It's strange that you can eat uncooked meat!" The younger brother cried loudly: "If you eat it, you will get sick..." Belly Worm said disgustedly: "That's all you can buy with half the money. If you like to take advantage of others, you have to be conscious. Haven't you heard the story of the golden ax and the silver ax? Once upon a time, there was a fool who dropped an iron ax ..." The elder brother stared at the belly bug and said angrily, "I'm going to sue you to the dean of students! Sue you!" Belly Chong looked indifferent and lazy, turned on the TV to watch "Mei Feng has a date", and muttered to himself: "Gao Sai, do you think it is possible for them to leave here if they don't finish these nutritious breakfasts? " I shook my head regretfully, and then drank the last sip of Sunshine Soymilk. The younger brother cried: "Uncle, then we will give you fifty-three times two, which equals one hundred and six yuan. Can you open the door and let us go?" Put the one hundred and six yuan on the table. Belly Chong said in principle: "No, but you can eat a cooked burger for 106 yuan." After speaking, he got up, grabbed the 106 yuan on the table into his pocket, and then picked up two raw burgers. The burger walked to the cooking table, threw it into the multi-purpose juicer, poured some cold water, and pressed the switch. Two pieces of raw hamburger twisted together in a sad way, suddenly red, then black and sour, and finally turned into a strange colored sauce. Stomach Worm calmly poured the unknown sauce into a large plate, then put the large plate into his universal microwave oven, and pressed the switch. beep. Two schoolchildren watched with shudders as their nutritious breakfast smelled strangely in the microwave. "By the way, you should have received the post from Yang Dingfeng's classmates, right?" Belly Chong asked, watching Chen Meifeng enthusiastically introducing authentic Changhua cuisine in a meatball shop on TV. "Yes, there are a lot of people who haven't seen each other for several years, and it's also the time for the class reunion." I said, the past is really vivid in my memory. ascend. The light in the microwave went out. Belly Worm took out the sticky sauce from the microwave, and to be honest, it didn't smell that bad, it was cooked after all, and there was chocolate that both adults and children loved. "After eating, you can leave." Belly Chong looked at the two brothers who were crying with approval. The two brothers kept wiping away their tears and snot, holding hands with their little hands. The relationship between the two brothers must have become stronger. Belly Chong encouraged and said: "Life is a constant fall, so it doesn't matter if you fall, it is inevitable. The important thing is that you must get up bravely." Then, I heard the sound of the buttocks of the belly bug. I habitually opened the briefcase, took out the mask and put it on, trying to block the smell of excrement in the store. "Have you heard the story of Yugong Yishan? Once upon a time, there was a fool who was so stupid in everything he did..." Belly Chong ignored the poop that fell from his trousers all the way to the ground, and told a story about a fool and a mountain.There's nothing wrong with a person having diarrhea, and there's nothing wrong with having diarrhea and being indifferent, but that's crazy. The two brothers almost collapsed, looking at the rich breakfast in front of them in confusion. Very touching picture, really. If you saw the expression on the faces of those two brothers who spent an hour eating that pot of Kyoto beef and vegetable burger with chocolate pork chop burger "sauce", you would be as moved as I am. Later, when the iron rolling door was opened again, the two brothers looked at the "seven o'clock clock" on the wall that had remained unmoved, and then faced the bright sun with pale faces and annihilation. "As expected of brother and brother love." I said, picking up the briefcase.Time to go too. The two brothers probably thought that they had entered the Yin-Yang Demon Realm or something, so they were imprisoned in an inexplicable place by the inexplicable uncle and ate inexplicable things. I watched them frailly limping away, the revived vomit must have been stirring inside them. Later, the breakfast shop opened by Belly Chong did a good business. After all, he introduced many novel menus, and there was always an endless stream of idiot children who liked to try something new. However, the main reason for the good business is that after there is no special price, many foods have begun to serve cooked food, such as "baked pudding porridge", "watermelon cake noodles", "Beijing Roast Duck Loofah Fort" and other "sauces" Constant innovation, and all the meat grows on the same animal with many long stories, you can't help but say that this is also a feature. Over time, many children's acceptance has virtually increased.I said, as long as it is topped with a stronger sauce, children can eat anything, let alone a pot of sauce. Later, the TV food program "Mei Feng has a date" also came to interview the belly worm's specialty. That time, the belly worm developed the dirtiest nigiri sushi in the world. You should really see Chen Meifeng's expression of having to eat it.