Chapter 8 kingdom mother

Every time a group of us hang out with Big Bang, Wang Guo is always in charge of taking pictures. "Why always me?" When Wang Guo felt sorry for himself, I would pick up the camera and ask him to pose. Wang Guo is always forced to take a solo photo. He can take whatever photo he likes alone, and the boss is also up to him. This story starts three days after the whole class took a graduation photo together when they graduated from junior high school. In math class that day, after we memorized the last few pages of the math textbook, Teacher Wu stood on the podium with a solemn expression, holding a big kraft paper bag, thick and heavy, and cleared his throat.

"Everyone, there are many unbelievable things in this world. Since they are unbelievable, what can I do? Although Zi doesn't say anything strange, but Zi also said that ghosts and gods are shocking. Since ghosts and gods can weep, it is inevitable that there will be ghosts and gods." , the ghosts and gods in this world are like flowers and plants, blooming everywhere..." Teacher Wu continued his best nonsense, everyone was impatient to hear it, and just wanted to see the group photo quickly. Suddenly, Boss Ha Bang slapped the table hard, and with a bang, everyone's souls flew away.

"Yeah... Then everyone, please send the photo." Teacher Wu shrugged and passed the photo down to the podium, and everyone cheered. Xu Xinyu, who was sitting in front, sent me a large 5x7 photo, and I immediately found out where I was in the photo. Boss Habang is sitting on the large leather sofa in the middle of the photo, with his legs up and his right hand rubbing against his chin, looking like a violent philosopher. The bald headmaster stood solemnly on the left side of Mr. Ha Bang, holding a red hanging scroll with both hands, on which was written with a marker: "Gong is in sincerity", he did not dare to move at all, like a sweaty door god, and what? Teacher Wu, who didn't care about it, was standing on the right side of Boss Ha Bang, holding another long couplet in his hand, which read: "Guidance is good", which was stipulated by the boss.

In the photo, Teacher Wu is turning his head to talk to me, and his head is turned to one side. I laughed out loud, Mr. Wu is so stupid, I stood behind Mr. Wu on the day of taking pictures, and kept flicking his head with a rubber band, so he had to turn his head and say to me: "Wait a minute and play again! Wait a minute Play it again!" Then of course I kept playing, and the cameraman yelled "cut" twice, and I shot Teacher Wu around the head, and the cameraman was so angry that he just kept shooting like this. I laughed, but I heard screams in the classroom one after another. Xu Xinyu who was sitting in front of me even fell off the chair, and I saw her underwear.

Just as I was about to pick up the rubber band and shoot it down Xu Xinyu's bear underwear, I couldn't help but let out a high-decibel scream from my throat. God! In the graduation photo, Wang Guo standing next to Yang Dingfeng, he puffed out his chest beamingly, and made a victory gesture, and there were actually two women in weird costumes standing on both sides! How weird? A woman was fifty years old, with heavy makeup and a mess, wearing an ancient maiden dress from the Qing Dynasty, smiling with one hand on Wang Guo's shoulder, and holding Wang Guo's second child with the other hand.

The other woman was much younger, but she looked like she was in her thirties. She had two round red rouge on her cheeks, her lips were painted like Uncle McDonald's, she was wearing an opera costume, and she had long hair. Her hair fell to the ground, holding the kingdom in both hands, smiling shyly. I was in a cold sweat, where did these two weird women come from?At that time, it was absolutely impossible to be photographed by strangers when taking graduation photos!Not to mention two such vile unknown creatures! I swallowed. To be honest, they are two female ghosts. "Dry!"

Wang Guo screamed in fright, and the whole person jumped on the table. "Fuck! Meet a ghost!" Yang Dingfeng also yelled, throwing the photo on the ground. All of a sudden, the ground was covered with supernatural graduation photos, and the whole class screamed. "bump!" With a loud noise, the table in front of Ha Bang broke into two pieces immediately, and the whole class fell silent. Ha Bang stood up, walked to the side of the excellent student Lin Junhong, and glanced at the photo of Lin Junhong thrown on the ground. "Tell me a few seconds." After Ha Bang finished speaking coldly, Lin Junhong was thrown out of the window and flew towards the distant Yixin Pool.

The whole class frantically picked up the photos immediately, and kissed and kissed. After all, the protagonists of the photos were not the two inexplicable female ghosts, but the boss Ha Bang who "sincerely works and guides well". After school, the clever Yang Dingfeng remembered that we went to his house to participate in a ghost wedding during the summer vacation last year, that is, one year after Wang Guo's skull was blown away. "Those two female ghosts must be the wives of the kingdom!" Yang Dingfeng's voice trembled. The past is slowly emerging... The living room of the Wang family is dim and dark, not to mention the white candles, even the good fluorescent lamps are covered with a layer of green cellophane, and the whole atmosphere is made nonsensical by the blue light.

There are three one-to-one full-body portrait photos on the wall. The portraits are black and white and old. I have been pasting them since I was a child in the Kingdom. According to him, they are photos of deceased elders. Frankly speaking, Those life-scale black-and-white photos often scare me, and even wake me up from my dreams. Buckle, buckle, buckle, buckle, buckle, buckle, buckle, buckle, buckle, buckle, buckle... Wang Guo sat in the middle of the living room with a sad face, while Wang Guo's mother beat him on the head with a wooden fish for more than an hour, and she was still walking around the kingdom while beating. Still haven't revealed what she's asking us to do here, just bang, bang, bang!

"Gao Sai, guess what kind of evil his mother is doing?" Yang Dingfeng gloated in my ear. "Maybe the kingdom is going to be mummified? Anyway, it's not us who got knocked on the head, it's just that I'm so hungry." I complained in a low voice. "Don't talk, the solemnity of the ceremony is very important." The fat woman warned us in a low voice. After two hours, we went out to have dinner together and then went back. Mother Wang finally finished knocking. "Our Kingdom's skull was taken away by the mace because of the decline of fortune. I have investigated this matter. It is better for him to turn evil into evil and to relieve evil with happiness." Wang Guo's mother Tell us seriously: "That is to say, I invite all of you to come to our house today, just to invite you to participate in the kingdom's ghost marriage and be a witness."

Those present at that time were all the old team members, Boss Habang, me, Yang Dingfeng, Xie Jiayun, Fei Po, and the groom Wang Guo.Except for the fat lady who went astray in researching ghosts, and the boss Ha Bang who was busy using red iron music on the gate of the kingdom, everyone else opened their mouths in surprise. On the surface, Wang Guo’s family is no different from a normal family, but there are many mysteries, and the level of horror is as terrifying as that of Ha Bang’s fist. Regarding the fact that I found a jar of baby corpses in the pile of bras in Wang Guo’s parents’ room, I have already heard about it. It was mentioned in the composition of "The Skull", but the secrets of Wang Guo's mother are like a black hole, deep and unpredictable. Today she said that she will engage in a ghost marriage, and Wang Guo has no ability to fight back. "Everyone sit down, the ceremony will start soon." After Wang Guo's mother finished speaking, everyone quickly sat down. Mother Wang Guo walked into the room and took out two tombstones that had been in disrepair for a long time. The writing on them had been peeled off to the point of being completely unreadable, and two pieces of red satin were tied on each of the tombstones. I almost peed out. "Mom, you don't want me to marry these two stones, do you?" Wang Guo tilted his head, speaking dissatisfiedly.A piece of red satin was tied around his body immediately, and if I had to grab the door, I would run away. "What stone? Be respectful to the ghost marriage ceremony!" The fat woman scolded.The fat woman is very good at divination, and she is almost perfect. Of course, she is also a supernatural person, and she will probably become a witch in the future. "Very good, are you?" Wang Guo's mother looked at the fat woman with satisfaction. "Hello aunt, I am an incredible fortune-teller. I also have a little research on ghost marriages. Today, by chance, I will come to the kingdom's grand ghost marriage. I just want to see what auntie who is also in the spirit world has some original ideas about the ceremony. It’s good to broaden the knowledge and knowledge of the younger generation.” The fat woman smiled and bowed humbly. Wang Guo's mother returned a friendly smile, and then yelled: "Drink!" She cut the fat woman's throat with lightning speed, boom!The fat lady fell down, and her body kept moving. I couldn't help but shot her with a rubber band. Wang Guo's mother turned a blind eye and continued: "Wang Guo, mother has been investigating for a long time before finding the tombstones of these two women in the mountains. These two women were women from a good family with superb moral character, so mother conveniently put their bones and tombstones together. Dig it home, and it will be your wife in the future, come on, this fifty-two-year-old is called Shishi, and this thirty-five-year-old is called Mengmeng, come on, practice calling it again." I'm about to pass out, it's a grave robbery. Reluctantly, Wang Guoxin hugged the two old tombstones that were about to weather into clods, and said, "Shishi, Mengmeng." "Auntie, why don't you choose the younger ones? They are all in their forties or fifties, and they may have been married before their lives. In that case, they cannot be married in the dark!" Yang Dingfeng couldn't help asking. "Very good, are you?" Wang Guo's mother said appreciatively. "Oh, I'm the kingdom's best friend, I want to..." Yang Dingfeng said halfway. "Drink!" Wang Guo's mother screamed, her feet were arched, and her right palm slashed at Yang Dingfeng's throat with lightning. Xie Jiayun was so frightened that she even forgot to help the innocent Yang Dingfeng. I glanced at Boss Habang, my servant was hanged, could he not respond? Boss Ha Bang smiled and looked at the old tombstone in Wang Guo's hands, ignoring Yang Dingfeng who fell on the ground and twitched.He must think it's very funny that the kingdom is being messed up by his own mother, right? "Now, the blood of many friends in the kingdom must be sacrificed symbolically to these two daughter-in-laws of the royal family, so please stretch out your hands, prick a little blood on your hands symbolically, and drip it on these two stones as a witness " Wang Guo's mother said, reached into the bra and took out a knife, and handed it to me. I didn't want to be "drinked" for a while, so I closed my eyes, stabbed my fingertip with a sharp knife symbolically, squeezed out two drops of blood on the two damn stones, and then returned the sharp knife To Kingdom Mama. Wang Guo's mother nodded, squatting on the ground, grabbing the fat woman's hand with one hand, and grabbing the knife with the other hand to carelessly cut off the palm, splashing, the two bloody tombstones were so unpleasant. "Mom, don't do it!" Wang Guo felt that the fat woman was miserable, so he couldn't help but say. "Hey hey hey hey." Wang Guo's mother's eyes became very happy, and I almost fainted from that scene. Next, Xie Jiayun quickly took the knife and stabbed her finger lightly, dripping two drops of blood, then squatted down, cut Yang Dingfeng lightly, and dripped two symbolic drops of blood. Then, the knife was passed to Boss Ha Bang. Mama Wang stared at Boss Ha Bang, and Boss Ha Bang stared back.I was very nervous at the side, no matter what, as long as these two ruthless characters fight together, the outcome will be decided in an instant. "Ah~~~~" It was the timid Xie Jiayun who was screaming. It turned out that Boss Habang took Xie Jiayun's little hand and stabbed it. So Xie Jiayun wept and threw blood on the tombstone, which was regarded as helping Boss Ha Bang to bleed. I took a look at Boss Ha Bang, and suddenly I completely understood. The boss was not afraid of a weird old woman, so he grabbed Xie Jiayun's hand and stabbed him to avoid war, but he was very interested in what the hell the kingdom would do to his son. And Wang Guo’s mother saw that Boss Habang had frivolously fucked his friend’s hand and resisted it, so she pretended not to see it, and continued to start the long and boring ceremony (I have never seen or heard of those rituals, I think his mother is completely immersed In the free-swaying religious world), the dark marriage was settled that night, and the kingdom finally slept with two god master cards. One thing is quite interesting. During the ceremony that night, when I went to the toilet to pee, I found that Wang Guo’s father was tied up on the toilet, with a panicked face, but his mouth was stuffed with old newspapers. , so I really couldn't hear what he was saying to me. "Uncle, why are you tied up here?" I asked, in fact, what I was more concerned about was that his dad sat on the toilet, how should I pee? "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" It seems that he refuses to give up the toilet. I had no choice but to put my feet up, pee on the sink in front of the toilet, and said sorry: "It's really rude." After peeing, of course I turned on the faucet and flushed, but his father was too much and kept whining on the toilet, so I patted him on the shoulder and left. I later found out that the man tied to the toilet was Wang Guo’s fifth stepfather. As for where the first four stepfathers went, I heard that the police also wanted to know, but the police in the district didn’t like to go to Wang Guo’s country to investigate. Missing persons, because it is said that a member of the district fell seriously ill after seeing the three black-and-white full-length photos in the living room. Wang Guo married two god masters just like that, but things had just begun. Because of this, Wang Guo's mother became highly interested in tomb robbery, and often took a shovel and went to the cemetery or deep in the mountains to destroy other people's tombs. Wang Guo's bedside is full of unlucky god master cards, and after the graduation photo incident, we are reluctant to take photos with Wang Guo, because every time a ghost wedding is held, there is one more woman standing next to Wang Guo in the photo, Hao Mighty, ghostly. It’s really inconvenient for me to reveal how many lonely ghosts Wang Guo, who is now in his thirties, has married. Maybe his mother is really caring, digging other people’s graves, making marriages and doing good deeds. I didn’t even see it clearly once. The words on the tombstone dug him home, but when we took a personal photo for Wang Guo, the photo was developed, and we suddenly found a middle-aged man with a bad face standing next to Wang Guo, and everyone was laughing. I didn't hear Wang Guo complaining at all: "No wonder I feel pain in my butt recently." In this way, the story is over, and there will be many sinister actions of Wang Guo's mother in the future. You ask me what to do with my graduation photos? The graduation photo is still intact in the graduation yearbook of Jingcheng Middle School, and it should be regarded as a commemoration of Wang Guo's mother's two super-skilled Assault Slashes!