Chapter 3 Chapter 2 finalizes the game

A huge baseball came over the blue earth and slowly passed through the scorching atmosphere. Today, humans have finally come face to face with their long-standing imagination. No matter how bad the technology is, it has detected that a UFO as large as about thirty football fields is about to arrive somewhere in the northern hemisphere. People from all countries The government is in chaos, unable to block the media at all, and there is no reason to block the media. Within three hours, more than half of the seven billion people on the earth know that aliens have come, like a dream. So people began to overeat, have sex like crazy, go on strike and go to school, and the leaders of the major religions expressed that their Allah is about to lead them to a beautiful world. Passion is accompanied by panic, and the pace of life is intertwined with stunned pause.

The US space agency has long been on standby. All aircraft carriers are on standby in all major sea areas. The president hides in a nuclear submarine 2,000 kilometers below the sea surface to command the suddenly weakened troops. Twenty F22 fighter jets fly towards the incredible baseball shape Using various communication codes to constantly try to communicate with unknown alien creatures and detect hostility, I am afraid that the destructive plot of the Hollywood movie ID4 will soon appear. "This is Earth, may I ask if you have any hostility? What is the purpose of your visit?"

The fighter captain who was sweating profusely repeated this sentence through various channels, and even began to flick his tail at high speed, writing the English of this sentence with the plane's butt. A baseball spaceship is parked over the vast Pacific Ocean. "What are they talking about? It's such an ancient aircraft, and it still needs to be propelled by corpse oil?" The baseball star president sneered, holding a bat, and said, "Everyone put on translation headphones from now on, and listen to these primitive people yelling. something." "People on Earth are asking if we have any hostility," said the Minister of Sports, putting on his earphones.

"Nonsense, just order them to hand over the best baseball team!" The baseball star president said loudly, and the interpreter then used the fighter jet's communication channel to throw out this sentence. The twenty fighter pilots were all dumbfounded, thinking for a moment that they had heard it wrong. The baseball star president said impatiently: "Control all the telecommunications channels on the earth and broadcast our pre-recorded propaganda tapes." So baseball star correspondents immediately cut into all the radio, TV, satellite, Internet and any communication methods you can think of on the earth, and broadcast the game promotional signal of "baseball star is the number one in baseball" to various countries. Some signals carry pictures, Some signals only consisted of simple words or voices, threatening the purpose of the trip in a simple and clear way. They also edited the shameless victory process of the baseball star and the Samuel star in the All-Cosmos Cup, and finally the two hundred official players. introduce.

The whole earth was in turmoil, crowds of people poured out of the streets and alleys, discussing whether these aliens are idiots, and tens of millions of people began to celebrate that these aliens were only mentally ill and did not attack the earth. Intent, baseball or not. "It's over, you can get out, go home and prepare for the game." The president said to the twenty fighter jets. "No, we have been ordered to monitor your every move until our ships come over." The fighter captain said helplessly, but he didn't want to deal with aliens at all. "You're so ignorant, shoot down all these iron birds!" The baseball star president yawned.

The baseball spacecraft immediately opened 5,000 weapon gates, of which 20 gates were aimed at 20 fighter jets, ready to shoot a Thunderbolt steel baseball at a speed of 1,000 kilometers per hour. "Launch!" The combat officer ordered, but twenty baseballs fell directly into the sea. "Strange, is the gravity of this planet so strong?" The baseball star president was suspicious. But the Minister of Education said: "According to the book "Aspects of the Primordial Planet", the gravitational index of the earth and our baseball star should be about the same."

"Launch again!" The combat officer adjusted the projection speed to 2,000 kilometers per hour, and pressed the launch knob hard. rattling rattling... The 20 baseballs only flew more than 100 meters before they all fell into the sea again. "It's really weird. Our baseball spacecraft uses the most primitive hard-core weapons, so it shouldn't be affected by any technology, right?" The combat officer was puzzled, watching twenty fighter jets circling the spacecraft to observe. Suddenly, a streamlined black flying saucer pierced the sky and came over the baseball spaceship, requesting to enter the hull.

"President, it's the flying saucer of the Satan Arms Company. They brought representatives of the people on Earth and said they wanted to talk to us about the baseball game." A pilot said. "Satan Arms Company? Wasn't it enough to beat them up last time?" The president said disdainfully: "For the sake of the representatives of the earth and baseball, let them come in and let them see our well-trained players." So the Baseball Star spaceship opens a circular gate, allowing the flying saucer to land. Soon, Charlie Cao led Ke Yuheng through the lengthy delivery tube to the meeting room of the baseball star spacecraft, where he met with the president and the heads of various ministries.

The meeting room is a super large stadium, three times larger than the baseball field on Earth, and the distance between the base bags is also three times longer. Obviously, the specifications of the aliens' stadium are much stricter. "Hey! Shorty, are you the representative of the people on Earth?" Behind the president was a group of strong baseball players, all in dark green, looking at Ke Yuheng who was only wearing a T-shirt, shorts and sandals. "Yes, I heard that your country wants to play baseball with us?" Ke Yuheng said, gently touching the butterfly on his nose.

"No, we want to teach you how to play baseball. If we win, baseball will be invented by our baseball stars from now on, not by you people on earth, you know?" the president said arrogantly, with hundreds of people behind him The two players all showed their throbbing biceps intimidatingly. "What if we win?" Ke Yuheng tilted his head, staring at the ridiculous alien president in front of him. "Then fight again until we win!" The president spread his hands, looking like a hooligan boss, very proud, and all the players behind him clapped their hands and applauded.

"It really is the worst nation in the universe." Ke Yuheng laughed, he really couldn't hold back his respect for the clowns in front of him. "What are you talking about!" The president was furious. He took out a baseball from his pocket and threw it at Ke Yuheng. When Charlie Cao saw this, he quickly squatted down, but Ke Yuheng just flicked his finger lightly. It turned around rapidly, reaching a terrifying speed of more than 450 kilometers, and blasted towards the president's face in a shocking manner. Snapped! A tall and mighty player stepped forward and quickly caught Ke Yuheng's counterattack with one hand. "Amazing." Ke Yuheng smiled. The baseball was tightly held in the player's palm, emitting scorched white smoke. "Are you the strongest pitcher on earth?" The player's voice was full of admiration. His name was Kiccock. He was the most experienced catcher among baseball stars and the strongest fourth bat. He swung every bat in his life. All of them are home runs, and they are loved by the Chinese people. But now that he was catching the ball with his bare hands, his phalanges hurt badly. Although his face was expressionless, cold sweat was already oozing from his forehead with three water chestnuts. "No, I've never played baseball." Ke Yuheng said, "In a week's time, we will arrange for an Earth baseball team to compete with you in Taipei, Taiwan." "Okay, we will provide the stadium, spectators, equipment, referees and announcers ourselves. You only need to provide a team of 20 people." The president hummed. Ke Yuheng shook his head resolutely, playing with a baseball that was emitting white smoke. Kipak was taken aback, looked at the palm of his right hand, the baseball in his hand just now disappeared inexplicably, but he didn't realize it, turned around to look at his teammates, everyone looked ignorant. "It's okay for you to go out on the stadium. It's reasonable to play a big game on a big stadium. But since we are playing on the earth, we have to pay half of the audience and broadcasters. We have to prepare the ball equipment separately. The referee is provided by a representative of a third force. I suggest that the Samuel people Assuming that if you win the game, the Samuel people who are dissatisfied with you will also be convinced. If you accept it, I promise not to play." Ke Yuheng tossed the ball lightly to play. "I said, you just have to go out..." the president said loudly, but was interrupted by Kipak: "President, please promise him." The president was a little surprised. Could it be that the one-armed monster in front of him really made that amazing goal just now? He turned to think about it, anyway, the Minister of Education had mentioned to him on the way that the highest speed record for people on earth to throw a ball is only 170 kilometers per hour, and that kind of bird ball would be eliminated in the qualifiers of the All-Cosmos Cup. There is no competition. "Hmph, yes, see you in Taipei, Taiwan in a week!" The baseball star president patted the water chestnut on his forehead, expressing serious contempt. "Also, don't try to be rough on every plant and tree on the earth, it won't end well." Ke Yuheng gave his middle finger, and everyone understood the meaning. Before Ke Yuheng and Charlie Cao turned to leave, they saw Kipak taking off his jersey and pointing to the green nipple on the left with a serious expression. Ke Yuheng looked at Kidak's sapphire green pupils, got into the depths of Kidak's brainwaves, and immediately understood that this is the way baseball stars show the highest respect to their enemies, so he generously took off his T-shirt and pointed to the pink nipple return. That's it for a baseball game. And the countries on the earth that have received the baseball star's victory declaration have also begun to plan the event intensively. An unprecedentedly terrifying and fantastic baseball team roster is slowly released amidst uninterrupted technical disputes and political wrestling. However, there is also a person who is lying on the bed, flipping through his phone book and graduation album, picking up his mobile phone to keep in touch with some friends, intending to assemble the most exciting immortal team in his heart. "Hey, I have an erection! Did you just watch TV?"