Chapter 4 Chapter 3 Kidnapping

For baseball stars, everything on Earth is new. Nowhere is there such chaos as the earth, everywhere there are people trying to do something, but there are just as many people doing nothing and just wandering around. And how few people are playing baseball! "What a weird place, the planet where baseball was invented but no one is playing baseball?" Kiddock and a dozen outfielders wandered the streets of Taipei, their green skin constantly attracting the attention of Earthlings. In the past two days, baseball stars couldn't bear their curiosity about the birthplace of baseball, so they drove the baseball spacecraft to the scheduled match place, above Taipei, and let more than 200 players visit this sacred place known as the tyrant of baseball in Asia. Gamblers from various planets who wanted to watch this interstellar event also received news one after another, and the spaceship landed in Taipei, Taiwan. All of a sudden, aliens were everywhere in the Yangmingshan Mountains, Maokong, and the Northeast Corner. flying vehicle.

On the other hand, the governments of various countries on the earth also urgently held various meetings. After confirming that the purpose of the baseball stars was quite simple and the venue of the game, they no longer held the mentality of being ready to go to war at any time, and withdrew the fighter group that was monitoring day and night. Baseball stars came down for sightseeing, and the streets of Taipei became extremely lively. The media, crowds, armed police, religious slogans, and, of course, Taiwan’s most viable grilled sausage vendor, all followed the baseball stars like a shadow.

"Excuse me, can you understand the Earth language?" The female reporter in high heels screamed, and handed the microphone to Kidak, who smiled and said, "I don't understand, but we have a synchronous translator. Interpret your language and our language in real time." Kipak's opening was incredible, and he was immediately surrounded by many media scrambling for the first place. Even a tall man of 2.3 meters couldn't squeeze out of the crowd, and a dozen high-hanging microphones struck him with starry eyes.Luckily, apart from Kiddock, many aliens who just got off the flying saucer suddenly appeared and walked around. There were mechanical aliens, aliens who ate grapes without spitting out grape skins, aliens who scored 100% in exams, etc., which immediately attracted a lot of attention. Kitacoke quickly got rid of his teammates and the crowd, and left quickly on the back of the car.

"It's so crowded. The population of the people on Earth is only one-tenth of ours, but our baseball star is much larger. Don't the people on Earth always like to be crowded? No wonder there is no place to play baseball." Xing's most powerful fourth club, with amazing motor skills, not only quickly stepped on countless car roofs, but also flew over the walls, and quickly came to the 228 Memorial Park where there were fewer crowds. Kitacok let out a long breath, lay down under the inconspicuous tree, and watched the children in the park playing baseball. "It's such a low ball speed." Kipac smiled. He really likes watching children play baseball. He is not as keen on winning as other baseball stars. Only fun can make him feel energetic.In other words, as an excellent player, Kitacauk must be very persistent in winning, but he is not so persistent that he must win the victory even with shameless fouls.

Suddenly, Kidak's shoulder felt a sharp pain, and he jumped up vigilantly, and took out the Thunderbolt steel bat from his back and looked around. However, Kidak's shoulder had lost feeling, and his consciousness was also dimmed. A few big men wearing exaggerated one-piece trench coats in the cool autumn season slowly surrounded Kidak from all directions. Kidak felt uncomfortable: "Who are you? What do you want?" He reluctantly waved the stick in his hand. "Fall down, the fourth strongest man in the universe." A leading man in a windbreaker smiled, revealing the scar on his face.It turned out that the gamblers who didn't bet on the death star came.

Kitacauk slowly fell to his knees, dropped the bat from his hand, and finally passed out. "Ha." The fat face took out the death ray gun and shot the signal transmitter in Kidak's hand, so that Kidak's cosmic coordinates could not be transmitted to the baseball spaceship, and he became a missing person. "I didn't expect that kidnapping you would be much easier than imagined, thanks to the many weapons we have prepared." The one-eyed monster picked up Kipak, put him into the van they had just robbed, and closed the door. "Now, the baseball stars with simple brain cells will definitely think that the people on Earth did it, and a full-scale war is destined to break out." Scar boss sneered, sitting in the passenger seat.

The van started, and the gamblers of the different stars triumphantly headed towards the heavily armored defense ship parked on Qingtiangang, laughing all the way. "But Boss, I don't understand. We kidnapped the fourth bat of the baseball stars. Even if it really caused a war, the primitive earth people will be beaten all the way. It has nothing to do with whether we can have a good time in the future." Driving Fat face was a little puzzled after laughing with everyone. "Do you know the legend of the strongest people on Earth?" The boss of Scar showed an omniscient smirk: "The book "Cosmic Weapons You Must Know" mentioned that the reason why fear bombs were able to destroy dozens of ancient weapons a few years ago The Doshak Federation Fleet all rely on the surprisingly large brain capacity of the people on Earth. If someone among the people on Earth can manipulate 100% of the energy in their brains with free will, they can become the strongest mad weapon in the universe. I guess, the Earth at this time If only one person becomes such a crazy weapon, it is enough to fight against the baseball stars who set out to play on the earth. When a devastating war breaks out, more people on earth will wake up and become terrifying crazy weapons, and the two planets will follow What is mentioned in the book "Ten Thousand Ways to Cause Space War" won't stop fighting for hundreds of years, and during this period we can bet on the fuck! Hahahahahahahahaha!"

The gamblers seemed to understand, and laughed again. Ten hours later, panic aboard the baseball star's spaceship. "Is there still no news from Kitaco?" the president yelled angrily, and everyone was clasping their heads and shouting. "There is no signal response, where did our interstellar hero go!" The Minister of Sports anxiously pulled the water chestnut on his forehead. All the players have already returned to the boat, except for the fourth player, Kicrack, who has no news at all. If Buck is gone, the baseball star will cause unprecedented riots, and the current president will lose all authority and have to step down.

"How is that possible! How could Kipak get lost! Could it be that there is a miniature black hole on the earth that sucked Kipak into it! It doesn't make sense!" , he's also a huge Kickoff fan, even. More than 200 official players began to cry loudly, and Kipak was their captain, hero, idol, big brother, and object of sexual fantasy. "According to the current situation, I'm afraid..." The Minister of Education wiped his tears and said earnestly: "As far as I know, the people on earth are a race that is quite good at intrigue. Since they dare to steal the name of the birthplace of baseball, there must be losers." Unbearable pressure, alas, Kipak was probably kidnapped by them."

"There is no other possibility!" The president hit the bat vigorously, causing mud and grass to fly: "You tie me a fourth bat! I tie your entire team!" The earth information analyst immediately reported: "Our powerful Satan-level supercomputer has mastered all the information on the earth. An hour ago, the earth government just drew up a list of their so-called fantasy teams, including Randy Johnson, Sol Sand, Ichiro Suzuki, Bonds..." "Assassins! Send assassins to tie them all up!" the president yelled, "Then I will make a speech and let them know the price of kidnapping Kiddock!"

"Yes!" A few players in black baseball uniforms shouted their orders. They are the team's exclusive assassination team for the enemy team. It is their superficial job to place ecstasy gas and depleted uranium explosives in the enemy team's player lounge. Kidnapping the enemy team is important. The stars are who they really are. This time the mission was also the first time that the assassination team was one step slower than the enemy team in kidnapping, which was really insulting. "Erection! Watch TV!" With an erection and holding the phone, he lay sleepily on the bed. "Huh? What's going to happen so early?" Erection complained, and the egg roll star pulled his bird's nest head. "Those idiot baseball stars are going to declare war on the earth!" The voice was urgent, and I was startled with an erection, and quickly fell out of bed and ran to the living room, turning on the TV. On TV was a speech forced by the baseball star president, wearing a green jersey and holding a shiny golden bat, roaring furiously: "Earthlings! Your time of death has come! How dare you kidnap our great fourth bat! Damn it! You bastard who can't afford to lose! You don't practice baseball all day long, what kind of kidnapping do you learn from others! This is called kidnapping!" The screen switches to a group of players wearing blue and white baseball uniforms imprisoned in the circular electronic net, including Pedro Martinez, Randy Johnson, Roy Halladay, Cao Jinhui, Suzuki Ichiro, Matsuba Daisuke, Kinderan, Ivan Rodriguez, Lee Seung-yeop, Johnson Giambi, Alfonso Soriano, Bonds, Sosa and other twenty-five fantasy veterans who have lived up to the expectations of the audience and set off at the request of the audience. One was tied up by five flowers. On the surface, the expressions of the generals were barely calm, but in their hearts they were screaming desperately. "See it! For our great baseball star assassination team, your earth's protection for players is zero! It's zero!" The president looked stern, and three water chestnuts burst out with veins: "I want to play the game in two days' time." You have tasted the bitter fruit, there is no player available! If you form one team, I will tie up the first team! If you form two teams, I will tie up a pair! I also want to call on the famous 70 billion mob of baseball stars to launch the most disparate space war against you in history, so that you can live a life that is 10,000 times more primitive than it is now!" The erection stared at the TV screen in a trance, holding the mobile phone in his hand. "What should I do? Have you thought of a good place to hide?" Gao Sai's voice was like Xiaoqiang's asshole being stuffed. "Ah? What a fart." Erection yawned heavily, and said, "I said, it's not bad for them to be tied up. Anyway, that team can't deal with the foul and too strong baseball stars, and it saves me. Lobby the United Nations with Mr. Ke to use our own team!" "It's not a matter of winning or not now! It's that we're going to be captured by aliens for experiments! You really are an idiot than the Kingdom!" Gao Sai almost fainted. "Don't worry, Mr. Ke will take care of all the big things. I just need to be responsible for forming a baseball team. What about the matter I ask you? Did the boss agree?" Erected and fell into the living room without knowing it The whole earth has been plunged into great panic. "Originally the boss is very lazy, but the old man hates being intimidated the most. I think it should be fine." After Gao Sai finished speaking, he jumped up on the other end of the phone and said, "Yeah, now this situation is next to the boss." It's safest! I'm going to hang up! Goodbye!" Hanging up the phone with an erection, watching the fan on the ceiling whirring. "Hey, I've been working together for a few days, but I'm still missing a few people. I have to use my brain... Alas, the earth depends on me this time. There is really no way. Daoyuan (3) is far away in the sky and close in front of your eyes? Ah, it should be all!" Erection picked his nostrils and laughed. At this time, a worried figure appeared on the top of Shin Kong Mitsukoshi in Taipei. "Bastard, baseball stars are despicable and boring, but they don't have the brains to lie. Who kidnapped Kipak? Where is he now?" Ke Yuheng looked at the dense crowd under his feet, feeling very heavy in his heart. If war breaks out, although I am confident that I will eventually lead a group of friends to repel the baseball stars, the earth will inevitably be severely attacked by force, and I don’t know how many people will sacrifice innocent lives even if they are boring. Such a powerful force makes Ke Yuheng shoulder responsibilities that his personality simply cannot bear. "Damn it, I can't find the brainwaves of Kipak." Ke Yuheng said angrily. Butterflies fluttered in front of his nose, trying to comfort him. By chance, when Ke Yuheng visited the baseball spaceship and Kicrack showed his respect, he once got into the depths of Kicrack's head once. Just by such a coincidence, Ke Yuheng memorized the brain wave channel of Kicrack, and as long as Kicrack is still on the earth, he is confident that he can find him. But from three hours ago until now, Ke Yuheng desperately searched for Kidak's consciousness, but there was still no response. "Could it be that Kipak is in a coma now? Or is he dead?" Ke Yuheng felt even heavier when he thought of this. Brainwaves without conscious response are equal to dead objects.Of course, if Kiddock has been torn apart by the kidnappers, or has escaped from the earth by boat, there is only one battle. correct! Ke Yuheng took out the golden ball, pressed the switch, and the balls opened layer by layer, revealing a tiny golden ball, and the three-dimensional image immediately spun. "Charlie Cao, can you check to see if any spaceship has left the earth within 24 hours?" Ke Yuheng said to the video in the communicator. "We have been monitoring this large group of aircraft for a long time, but within seventy-two hours, only new gamblers sailed to the earth to watch the excitement, and none of them left." Charlie Cao said. "Very good, continue to help me monitor, be sure to intercept all ships that want to leave the earth, and also, pay close attention to the movement of all aliens on the earth within the possible range." Ke Yuheng said. "Yes, but if the aliens use camouflage technology, our company may not be able to grasp it. We can only guarantee that no ships will leave the earth." Charlie Cao said. Ke Yuheng nodded and turned off the communicator. Taking a deep breath, eating A Zong's noodles floating in mid-air, the beige butterfly landed on Ke Yuheng's frown. "Please wake up, Kipak." Ke Yuheng prayed secretly, but he was the current God of the earth, and he could only pray to himself. In front of the TV, a cup of unfinished coffee. "It looks like it's not okay to expect others." Azure blue eyes, pure golden long hair. And a flawless smile. The people in the TV box are in a state of bewilderment and bewilderment, the crime rate is rising rapidly, not a single mosquito can fly into the churches and temples, it seems that Elvis Presley is holding a concert inside, and there are people everywhere in the streets of New York and Tokyo Performing all kinds of lovemaking skills, millions of people began to dig holes in the wild mountains to bury water and store food, and all American warships were dispatched from all over the world and returned to the United States to prepare for war. A mess, a big mess. "It's ugly and beautiful." He said, "It's a pity I didn't cause it." He stood up, his white coat fluffed up. Walking to the balcony, seeing the beautiful woman opposite her painting herself grass green in front of the dressing table, she planned to hide in the deep mountains. "So, that's not okay." He shook his head with a mischievous smile. The balcony was empty. -------------------------------------- Notes: