Chapter 2 The first chapter is long gone!Everyone

Earth, a small island called Taiwan, Nanyang Street in Taipei filled with cram schools, a re-examination class for ten thousand years. The chemistry teacher wearing black plastic-framed glasses is very good at singing and composing in front of the blackboard. Each chemical reaction formula is accompanied by an interesting formula, and even dirty jokes, just to attract the bottom 300 promising and unpromising people. The attention of different students. "It's so annoying. After working on it for a long time, the earth is not in crisis at all. The salted egg Superman on TV can fight a lot of monsters that don't know what to do. I can only shoot and do it."

A big boy with a bird's nest head stuck his chin on the table, the chemistry lectures were covered with snow-white dandruff, and there was a puddle of saliva that had to be left to drip because the toilet paper was forgotten. Suddenly, an ice cream cone sat on his bird's nest head, listening carefully. ", you should really study hard in class. Chemistry is really a wonderful knowledge. If you want to be the patron saint of the earth, you should learn all kinds of knowledge about the earth, instead of playing with dandruff here." The ice cream cone patted big Boy's nest head.

"Got it." Erect, a depressed 23-year-old boy who re-examined for four years, his lifelong wish is to protect the earth. Suddenly, the space around the erection vibrated, it was Piccolo. "Hi! Piccolo!" He yawned with an erection, but his head was still on the table, listless. "Bastard boy, thank you for serving as an interstellar ambassador, do you know that there is a huge strange thing in space that just passed through the Otfisa wormhole and came to the Milky Way, and it is coming towards the earth?" Piccolo stared at his erection. "What's weird? A meteorite?" The erection suddenly lifted his spirits, but then he was discouraged and said: "If it was a meteorite, Mr. Ke would have discovered it a long time ago, and he would blow it up with a punch in a short time, and it would not be my turn at all. "

Piccolo shook his head and said, "It's a spaceship. How could a meteorite go through a wormhole? You idiot." Erection and eyes wide open, he slapped the table: "Damn! It's a spaceship! Are you here to catch me!" The chemistry teacher was taken aback, but the three hundred pairs of eyes had already seen the strangeness, and erections were often a virtue. "How do I know? The only thing that is certain is that the aliens on the spaceship are not like me and egg rolls. They are all tangible. I think they will arrive on Earth in about three days. Unexpectedly, I still Feeling pretty alarmingly murderous, these guys aren't friendly," Piccolo said, watching the erection rush out of class and down Nanyang Street.

Erection ran aimlessly, and frightenedly called for help through thousands of miles of sound transmission: "Mr. Ke! Did you hear me? There are a lot of aliens coming to catch me! Piccolo said they are super hostile! Murderous!" After a long time, there was a call back from Erect's mind: "Erectify, I am also investigating this matter, I didn't expect you to discover those aliens earlier than me, you are really capable. Where are you?" Erected and crying, he hid in a dark alley and squatted down, looking around for a suitable trash can to hide: "Mr. Ke, you must save me this time! I am in the alley, and I will be in the trash can later." !"

"Don't be nervous, I don't think anything will happen. Don't forget that even the largest arms company in the universe has to listen to us. No matter which planet it is, they dare not break ground on Taisui. I just called Satan Arms The company is closed, and they made an appointment with me to give a briefing at the St. Mary's Restaurant near Taipei Railway Station, so come over later." Ke Yuheng put away the golden ball walkie-talkie while communicating with his erection through brainwaves. A beige butterfly rests on his ear. "Is that so... I'll go there right away!" Erection patted his head vigorously, he completely forgot that the Satan Arms Company should have conquered most of the universe with fear bombs, and it was definitely a big backer.

Taking a deep breath with an erection, he kicked the trash can beside him hard. "It's really useless to get used to me." Erection blamed himself. St. Mary's Restaurant. When the erection arrived, the one-armed Ke Yuheng was already eating. A wretched middle-aged man sat across from him, who was obviously the briefing representative of Satan Arms Company under the guise of disguise. "Get an erection, ask for something to eat." Ke Yuheng greeted. He erected and shook his head: "I can't eat, my heart is still beating hard, and I almost buried myself in the bad water just now."

Ke Yuheng smiled, let Ji Qi sit next to him, pointed to the middle-aged man opposite him and said, "This is Charlie Cao, a member of the Jiyi Star, and the representative of Satan Company." Bo nodded his head. Facing the most powerful combat partner on the earth, Charlie Cao was extremely nervous. He kept wiping the sweat on his forehead with a tablecloth, and said respectfully: "I won't talk much nonsense, and I will directly report to you about the death in seventy-eight hours. The spaceship that will reach the earth. That is the ship of the baseball stars. Unfortunately, that huge spaceship is the pioneer. In the future, there will be at least hundreds of small ships from other planets, which will come to the earth one after another to watch Contest."

The erection was stunned: "A match? Is it the Asian Cup Baseball Championship?" Charlie Cao looked apologetic: "I'm afraid not. Baseball stars have always enjoyed a bad reputation in the universe for playing baseball. They came this time to fight with you earthlings. Unfair baseball, so that the whole universe will know that they are the best baseball-playing nation." Ke Yuheng laughed, and said, "It turned out to be playing baseball. I traveled thousands of miles. Is it too exaggerated?" Charlie Cao shook his head frantically, and said: "They are such vicious characters. If a planet refuses to compete with them, they will launch a mob and destroy everything on the planet with a thunderbolt steel alloy bat. At least ten Many planets have suffered, and now everyone is annoyed by them. Previously, all nations were forced to participate in the All-Cosmos Cup baseball championship. Adding insult to injury.”

Hearing this, Ke Yuheng just found it funny, thinking that the baseball star people are really a passionate and idiot nation, and while cutting the steak, he said: "I really love to play. But isn't baseball invented by us earthlings? How did it spread to the entire universe? ?” Charlie Cao scratched his head and said: "I'm afraid you won't believe it. For ten thousand years, our company has been doing various folklore research and fieldwork on the earth in order to study the superhuman beings on the earth, and then published some of the results in the well-known universe. The academic journal "The Absurd Behavior of the Primitive Planet" also included all kinds of strange and illogical movements, such as a group of people scrambling to kick round things into a large net, or a group of strong men trying their best to Throwing round things into a small net, or a small group of people trying to use a pole to push a round thing the size of an egg into a small hole in a small machine. A group of people like baseball are responsible for throwing The round thing, another group of people responsible for the weird movement of knocking the round thing out with a stick, of course we also published in the academic journal..."

"Didn't expect baseball to become popular in the entire universe?" Ke Yuheng laughed out loud, and laughed foolishly with his erection. Charlie Cao didn't smile at all, and said: "Not just baseball, all the illogical behaviors you call sports have driven the entire universe crazy, because we aliens have no concept of 'sports' or 'group games' at all, They only fight and kill all day long, but it is too depressing for everyone to fight each other for a long time, so many ethnic groups follow the rules recorded in academic journals and start playing. Later, every sport has a large number of supporters , and there are also professional leagues or big tours.” It's unbelievable that Ke Yuheng and Jiqi listened fascinatedly. Charlie Cao continued: "Later there was a farming nation called 'Adike'. Their culture never had its own characteristics. Falling in love with this sport madly, the whole country is like crazy, everyone is playing baseball, and then even the name of the planet is changed, called baseball star, and I am a baseball star. Good luck, baseball gives them The strong national culture has also completely transformed them into an ultra-violent nation that will go crazy as long as they don't play baseball. In order to win baseball, they train devils day and night, and they don't care about breaking the original rules of baseball. For example, using two hundred players at a time Regular players, or 50-man basemen and infields, or even jerks who throw every pitch, and worst of all, they send assassins to plant bombs in the opposing team's dugout! In a word, they will do anything to win the game!" Ke Yuheng and Jiji looked at each other, and burst out laughing. "Hahahahahahahaha! Judging by your expression, you seem to hate baseball stars. In this case, use a fear bomb to intimidate them and tell them not to go too far?" Ke Yuheng laughed. Charlie Cao's face turned green and pale. "To tell you the truth, the company has indeed done this before, throwing a fear bomb over the baseball stars and detonating them, but the fear brainwaves seem to have no effect on them at all. The company's judgment is that the brains of baseball stars are extremely small. I can't tolerate anything other than baseball, so I can't feel fear at all." Charlie Cao said with a miserable expression, "After they realized that the company was hostile to them, they actually drove a few broken ships into the company's mothership, and millions of The non-product mobs all took thunderbolt steel bats to hack open the deck, ran into the company ship and beat everyone half to death. They also smashed more than 80 completed and semi-finished fear bombs, causing heavy losses. Now the company's universe The conquest plan had to start from scratch. In the past three years, the baseball stars have used the weird sport of baseball to unify most of the universe. Not long ago, after they fouled and won the All-Cosmos Cup baseball championship, not only will there be more than one hundred and sixty The Yasaac Galaxy, where two planets live together, was renamed the Baseball Galaxy, and it is also stipulated that everyone can only play baseball as a legal sport from now on, which is really inexplicable." Ke Yuheng didn't think it was funny, but was rather awed. It sounds like the behavior of the baseball star is extremely stupid, but the long-term battle in the universe is considered absurd. If the baseball star can replace the interstellar war with baseball, it would be a good thing. If you are an idiot, you can bear it and let it go up. "It sounds like an interesting and fierce nation, but I don't think there should be any major crisis. It's just a competition, but people on earth may be shocked. Some panic is inevitable." Ke Yuheng said, eating the last bite of steak into the stomach. Ke Yuheng said that panic is inevitable, which means that he acquiesced that this interstellar baseball game can be held.He's so-so about a lot of things and always thinks a sense of humor can save the world. "Mr. Ke, but Charlie Cao said that there is not only one spaceship, but also hundreds of fucking small ships! This is really (1) One stop a hundred (2) The more the better (3) There is a sky beyond the sky...it should be (3) Right?" Erect tears fell. "No, no, you misunderstood." Charlie Cao hurriedly clarified, saying: "We aliens have always been very gambler and troublesome, so there are many people with money and leisure who will make do with a spaceship to come to Earth Watch the game and bet on the score. The company estimates that at least 150,000 aliens will come to the earth this time. There is no way to hide their whereabouts. The mob attack razed it to the ground." His erection began to tremble. Ke Yuheng patted him on the back and said, "Bijibi, baseball was invented by us people on Earth. As long as they don't foul randomly, I think it's hard to say whether to win or lose." Charlie Cao hesitated and said: "You don't know, the vast majority of aliens are physically better than the people on Earth, that... that baseball star is more than two meters tall, with particularly developed upper arm muscles, and the pitcher's average ball speed It’s about 320 kilometers, and the highest record of their ace pitcher can even reach 475 kilometers. You people on earth have no chance of winning this time. The stars win, and as for the bet on the difference in points, you people on earth can get the big game bonus as long as you score more than three points." Ke Yuheng's face suddenly looked as if he had eaten a stool. Charlie Cao was taken aback. He didn't know when his seat was reversed from his erection, and he sat next to Ke Yuheng. So fast!It's almost like magic! "When it comes to gambling, we earthlings will never lose anything, especially baseball." Ke Yuheng said lightly, "Erection, you find a way to get together a team that can play and win within three days, let's work hard!" Make a fuss." His erection was also tainted with his arrogance as a respected teacher Ke, and he shouted: "Okay! I'm going to draw up a luxurious list! Let the whole earth shake!" At this moment, don't bet on the death star. Yes, you read that right, it’s true that if you don’t bet on the Death Star, there are tens of thousands of luxury and non-luxury interstellar casinos, and all kinds of things can be used as chips. afford it. So here, of course, a group of sports gamblers gathered. The fact that the baseball stars want to force the earthlings who are still living in the primitive era to compete with baseball has spread to every corner of the universe, let alone this unkind place. "Well, from now on, betting on sports will be very boring. If you want to win money, you can't win." Fat Face said. He used to like to gamble on cricket and football, but from now on he only bets on baseball. But according to the current situation, the winners of baseball games can only be baseball stars, and there is no winner at all. This is really bad. Fat face was originally only forty-five kilograms, but he lost a bet on a football match, so he had to eat himself up to three hundred kilograms according to the contract. He is also an amazing tough guy. "What a jerk. It was much more interesting to bet on who would win and who would be subjugated in the interstellar war, but now everyone doesn't fight wars, and everyone plays baseball!" One of the five hands slapped the table, and the table broke. The atmosphere of the lonely casino is bleak. On the attached bar, some people dip their faces in wine glasses, some people guess fists with their left hands and right feet, and some people play coin guessing games with strangers next to them. to sleep. "Can I only bet on winning points in the future? I can't imagine how boring that would be. If I can't bet on sports games, I have to learn how to play mahjong with the second child." The one-eyed monster sighed, he always I adore the earthlings for inventing so many entertainments that have nothing to do with war.But he still loves to gamble on games. He loves to gamble so much that he originally had three eyes, but he loses two and only one. Boss Scar poured himself a glass of wine, and looked around at the five to six hundred aliens in the casino who were addicted to gambling. "I have an idea." Scar boss sneered. All the aliens looked listlessly at Boss Scar. Boss Scar is one of the fiercest gamblers on the Death Star. He is a multi-legged star ring person. He originally had fourteen hands and two feet, but because he had nothing to lose, he had to gamble with his own. The hand was cut off as a bargaining chip, and now there are only five hands and two feet left. The crazy deeds are uploaded as good stories on the Do Not Gamble Death Star. "What's your idea, boss?" Fat Face hiccupped and put down the beer glass. "Get the guy, let's go to the earth!" Scar boss laughed, like a villain in a movie who is planning an evil plan, and said arrogantly: "No matter what you say this time, you can't let the baseball star win the game!" Half an hour later, Boss Scar led several happy gamblers, stole the first-class defense ship on the Death Star, entered the Altaisay wormhole at super-light speed, and entered the shortcut to the Milky Way. -------------------------------------- Notes: