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magic baseball

九把刀

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  • 1970-01-01Published
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Chapter 1 wedge baseball star

magic baseball 九把刀 2061Words 2018-03-12
Yasaac Galaxy, the largest baseball stadium. The audience was already crazy, all green cheerleaders uniforms, the wave dance that hadn't stopped from the first second of the match ended at this moment, and was replaced by a sky-shattering million people pacing, the crackers in their hands would explode at any time. The pitcher from the pitcher cursed secretly. He had been tortured by these rogue players and rogue spectators for eight and a half innings.In fact, Samuel was the only player left who could barely stand. The worst possible ending is about to happen, the bases are loaded, and now standing in the strike zone, chewing gum, is the fourth most terrifying baseball star among the 70 billion mob-cum-players, Kiddock.

Kipoc showed a smiling face, nonchalantly holding the stick with one hand and one hand on his hip. "What a bastard! Just end this!" The pitcher angrily threw a straight ball at a speed of 350 kilometers per hour. Kitacak sneezed and waved his left hand! Clang! A ball of white lightning struck the beautiful green starry sky of the Jasaac Milky Way and disappeared. The pitcher closed his eyes and shed tears. Tears of relief. The huge towering scoreboard jumped from "96:12" to "100:12"!The game ended early! The audience, who had suppressed their victory emotions for too long, finally roared to their heart's content. The ribbons covered the sky of the stadium, the cannons were fired endlessly, and Thunderbolt steel alloy bats and maces flew around!

"Congratulations to the baseball stars for winning the All-Cosmos Cup baseball championship! From now on, the Yasak Galaxy will be named as agreed upon???? Baseball Galaxy!" the live game announcer shouted ecstatically. The announcers, all in green cheerleading uniforms, stood up and hugged each other, laughing with tears and snot in their noses. Baseball Galaxy!Baseball Galaxy!Baseball Galaxy!Baseball Galaxy!Baseball Galaxy!Baseball Galaxy! Baseball Galaxy!Baseball Galaxy!Baseball Galaxy!Baseball Galaxy!Baseball Galaxy!Baseball Galaxy! Baseball Galaxy!Baseball Galaxy!Baseball Galaxy!Baseball Galaxy!Baseball Galaxy!Baseball Galaxy!

Baseball Galaxy!Baseball Galaxy!Baseball Galaxy!Baseball Galaxy!Baseball Galaxy!Baseball Galaxy! The whole baseball field is going crazy. The wish of the baseball star for many years has finally come true. The word universe is almost gone. Slowly, the word baseball will replace the word universe. Two hundred regular players of the baseball star team rushed to the field, screaming and jumping, and frantically trampled the poor Samuel star team over. Finally, after years of hard training, the moment they had been dreaming of day and night finally came! "It's worth it to hit your opponent without conscience!" The great touch demon cried with joy.

"Violent baseball is indeed the kingly way to win!" The famous catcher had tears of joy on his face, embracing other hitters with equally bloody hands. "The crowd tactics of more than two hundred official players really deserves to be the top foul!" The coach who was the most shameless in the universe raised his arms and yelled. "Enroll all the spectators, referees, and announcers to cheer us on. It really makes us feel like home wherever we go!" The second shameless assistant coach in the universe was thrown up and down by all the players. The chairman of the All-Cosmos Cup Baseball Championship took up the microphone in the center of the stadium where the spotlights were constantly shining, and made the most shocking declaration to thousands of planets:

"According to the rules set by the great baseball star for everyone, after they achieved this sacred victory, from this second onwards, only baseball is the only sport left in the universe that is legal! And the baseball star will be reluctant Serve as the baseball guide for all development planets, and promote the development of a good sports atmosphere in the universe..." The universe development era is 220 million years, or in the first year of the universe baseball, or in 2012, the earth -loving nation of the whole universe cried and furious year. The day after winning the All-Cosmic Baseball Championship, the president of the baseball star smoked a cigar and proudly discussed with a group of technocrats in the conference room how to make a big effort to transform the appearance of a baseball star into the appearance of a baseball.

With this major victory, it was expected that the President would continue to implement the dictatorship of the planet, and he was in high spirits and spirits throughout the day. But one person clearly thinks otherwise. "It's not good! President! Things are not good!" The Minister of Sports, or the Minister of Baseball, ran into the meeting room in a state of desperation, waving a newspaper in his hand. "Damn! What else can stop my dictatorship?" The president was furious, and grabbed the newspaper to read it. "I'm dying of laughter! The set played by baseball stars is not baseball at all! Go and see the birthplace of baseball, Earth!" Headline one on the front page.

"Playing in a mess, completely losing the original style of baseball, sad! Shameful!" Headline 2 on the front page. "Everything is good in the original baseball, and the baseball star is all bad. The baseball star has the name of baseball, but in his heart, he is just a bunch of bastards messing around with a bat!" Headline three on the front page. The president was furious, and spread out the newspaper. All the editorials and readers' letters in it were talking about it, accusing baseball stars of completely flouting the rules of baseball, losing the spirit of baseball, and even not knowing how to play baseball at all. President Samuel Xing wrote angrily He made a full-page statement, arguing that baseball stars should seriously reflect on whether they know how to play baseball. He also suggested ironically that the president of the baseball star should take a team to the original birthplace of baseball for a modest investigation and re-learn. , he wrote: "Fucking earth, a bird place where even a decent spaceship can't be built, can play baseball a hundred times better than baseball stars! Want to teach baseball on my planet Samuel? Eat Shit!"

The Minister of Sports saw that the President's hands were shaking. "Damn..." The president's voice was trembling with anger, "Minister, where is that place called Earth! How dare you invent baseball before us!" The Minister of Sports shook his head. He didn't know anything about unexplored planets where space travel was impossible. But the Minister of Education, who was drinking coffee at the side, raised his hand: "The earth, in the solar system, is a galaxy with very poor vitality. People on earth mistakenly think that they are the only intelligent creature in the universe for thousands of years. According to the history of interstellar mysteries , They used to be the weapon testing site of the Satan Arms Company, and it was also a small place where the weak protoss immigrated. Some people also heard that the fear bombs that were very popular a few years ago were made there. It must be a very messy place. Bar."

The president was both annoyed and annoyed, and said impatiently: "I don't care what a mess it is, immediately ask those players to pack up! Take all the teams to the earth! Let those primitive people see how baseball is played!" The President rips the newspaper in half, and a crazy baseball game is about to begin! -------------------------------------- Notes:
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