Chapter 129 Chapter Thirty-Three

How the medical scientist Longdi Bliss healed the tortoise Longdibilis said: "When Jupiter ruled his great family on Mount Olympus in ancient times, he made a festival list for all the gods and goddesses, and assigned each person a certain day in a certain season as his festival. , designate the location of the apparition and the process of worship, and stipulate the ritual ceremony? ” Banurge interrupted: "Isn't that the same as the bishop of Auxerre, Danteville? That noble bishop, like all good people, loves good wine, so he takes special care and love for grapes." Buds, that is to say the ancestors of Bagus. But for several years in a row, he anxiously saw the buds of grapes in San Giorgio, San Marco, San Vital, San Etropo, San Felipe , the Holy Cross, the Ascension of Jesus, etc., that is, during the period when the sun passes under the Palace of the Taurus, the frost, rain, cloud, fog, snow, severe cold, hail, etc. disasters occurred. The saint who hails, frosts, and destroys the buds, he feels that they should move their festivals to the winter between Christmas and Epiphany ④ and let them go to hail and frost as much as they want. At that time, the frost will not bring On the contrary, it is good for the season of germination. So he replaced the original festival with St. Christopher, St. John the beheaded, St. Madeleine, St. Anna, St. Dominique, St. A festival for Laurent and others. It is equivalent to moving mid-August into May. In this way, there will never be any danger of frost. Beverage industry."

Rondibilis said: "Unfortunately, Jupiter forgot to be the tortoise devil. He was not there at the time, and went to the Paris Judiciary to fight adultery for his subordinates. I can't tell how many days later, the tortoise devil heard Seeing that everyone didn't think of him, they came back and filed a complaint, asking not to exclude him from the gods, and came to King Jupiter in person, stating his past achievements and services to Jupiter, and insisted on asking Jupiter We cannot let him have no festivals, no sacrifices, no glory. Jupiter apologized, saying that all the benefits have been shared, and the quota is full. But he couldn't stand the repeated requests of the turtle demon king, and finally included him in the list , agreeing that he enjoys offerings and sacrifices in the world.

"As for the festival (for the festivals are all filled and there is no space), it has to be fixed on the same day as the festival of the goddess of jealousy. The sphere of the rulership is the married people, especially those whose wives are beautiful; his priests, It is the husband’s suspicion, suspicion, resentment, spying, unannounced visits, and secret investigations towards his wife. All married men must enshrine and respect him, and they must redouble their celebrations and offer sacrifices on festivals, otherwise the turtle demon king will surrender to him. He will be punished, no longer bless him, protect him. Anyone who does not worship and respect the Turtle Demon King according to the law, the Turtle Demon King will not count him under the legal system, will not go to his house, will not approach him, and no matter how much he prays, he will not be punished. Let him stay forever with his wife, never have rivals in love, ignore him as he does with heretics and blasphemers, as other gods do with those who do not sacrifice according to their command: as Bagus does with the species Grapes, Cyrus to farmers, Pomona to fruit trees, Neptune to sailors, Wu Gang to blacksmiths, etc. On the contrary, for those (so-called) strikers on festival day, stop everything Those who work, put aside all their own affairs to spy on their wives according to the regulations of the sacrifice, make them not free, and even envy those who abuse them. The tortoise devil often protects him.

② Danteville died in 1530, and it was his predecessor, Bishop Michel de Grenay, who adapted the calendar. ③ The sun passes through Taurus on April 22. ④ Late December to early January. They, love them, have contact with them, stay in their home no matter night or day, and never leave.All I have to say is this. " Gabalin smiled and said: "Ha, ha, ha! This law is much stronger than Hans Carvel's ring. If I don't believe it, let the devil catch me! This is the nature of women. Like the thunderbolt, only strike and Burn what is hard, strong, and resistant, and not what is soft, hollow, and dull. She can burn a sword of iron without marring a sheath of velvet, consume the bones of a whole body without hurting The flesh on the outside of the bone. Women are indeed like this, and what they pay attention to in their minds, what they care about, and what they insist on are only those things that they know are not allowed and forbidden."

Hippotateus said: "It is true that many of our scholars say that if the fruit of wisdom is not forbidden, the first woman in the world, that is, the person called Eve by the Hebrews, would never be born again." will not want to eat it. Do not forget that the first words of the cunning seducer say that it is forbidden: 'The more you are forbidden to eat, the more you should eat, otherwise, you will not be a woman. '"