Chapter 130 Chapter Thirty-Four

How Women Often Desire Forbidden Things Gabalin said: "I remember that when I lived a ridiculous life in Orleans, the most effective words and the most convincing arguments to attract women into the net and seduce women to love you were blatant, unscrupulous, and not even afraid of being shy. Say how jealous their husbands are of them. I didn't create this method; it's in books, it's in laws, and you can meet countless examples and examples in your daily life. Once they believe in you in their heads If the husband is a tortoise, he is sure. By God! (Not I swear) They are like Semiramis, Pasiphae, Egesta, and Herodotus and Stella. Neither did the women of the Egyptian island of Mendes described by Bao, or any other such sluts."

"Yes," said Bonocrates, "I have heard that Pope John XXII passed by the monastery of Guanophon one day, and that the abbot and the taciturn nuns there asked the Pope to give them a special permission to They could confess to each other, and they said that religious women always have some small secret defect, which they are ashamed to tell the male confessor, but they can say it more freely and more lovingly between them in the form of confession. "The pope replied: 'It is desirable, but there is only one inconvenience, and that is that confession requires secrecy, which you women find difficult to keep.'

"The nuns said: 'We are very good at keeping secrets, much better than men.' "The pope gave them a small box for safekeeping that day - the pope put a small plum bird in the box - asked them to put it in a safe and reliable place, and said that if it was well preserved, he promised them in the name of the pope However, it is strictly forbidden to open the box in any way. If you violate the order, you will be sanctioned by religion and excommunicated forever. As soon as the Pope’s words came out, they wanted to know what was in the box anxiously, and It was too late to hope that the pope would go away quickly to take action. After the pope blessed them, he returned to his palace. But he hadn't walked out of the monastery for three steps, when he saw those innocent nuns running in groups to open the door. The forbidden box was checked. When the Pope came the next day, they thought they must have granted a charter. But the Pope didn't mention it, but told them to bring the small box first. The box was brought; but the bird had They are gone. The Pope told them that it is too difficult to keep the secret of confession, and a small box that has been repeatedly told not to be opened can not be closed even for a day."

"My lord, what you have said is very good. I am very glad to hear it, and I praise God. Ever since you met your old schoolmates in Montpellier, Antoine Zapota, Ki Bouchier, Ba Tassar Noyer, Tourais, John Gondin, François Robinet, John Petriere and François Rabelais acted in the genre drama "The Dumb Wife" I haven't seen you since "People". ① Semiramis was in love with horses, see Chapter 42 of Volume VIII of Plinius's "Compendium of Natural History". ② Pasiphae: the wife of Minos in mythology, who fell in love with a bull and gave birth to Minodore.

③ Egesta once fell in love with a wolf (or dog) transformed by the Crimeus River, gave birth to a son, Egesta, and established the city of Segesta in Sicily. ④ See Section 46 of Volume II of Herodotus' History. ⑤ See Section 802, Volume 17 of Strabau's Geography. ⑥ Mendes Island: The place where the god Paine is worshiped at the entrance of the Nile River in Egypt. ⑦ Avignon Pope from 1316 to 1335, died in 1335. ① It is said that this sentence was said by Paguguai to Longdibilis, and the other is that it was said by Banuzhi to Gabalin. Gabalin was probably studying law at this time, so he was called a master.

② The students of the University of Montpellier hold dances and performances every year to commemorate the Epiphany. Londry, Rabelais and others have participated in the performances.Anthony Zapota is a professor of medicine at Montpellier, and Pierre Tole is a famous doctor in Lyon. Ebisdemon interjected: "I was there at the time. The husband wanted his wife to talk, and the surgeons and surgeons cut off a tendon under her tongue and cured her. She can talk, it's almost So much so that the husband had to go back to the doctor and beg to teach her how to be silent. The doctor replied that there is a way to make a woman talk, but there is no way to make a woman silent. The only way to deal with a wife who is talkative, Just to make the husband deaf. I don't know what kind of spell they cast to deaf the guy's ears. His wife saw that her husband was really deaf, and he couldn't hear anything she said, so she went crazy. At this time, the doctor asked for the operation fee, and the husband said that he was really deaf, and he couldn’t hear what the doctor said. I don’t know what kind of powder the doctor sprinkled on his back, and the husband also went crazy. So a crazy couple Ganged up and beat the surgeon to the bone until he was half dead. I never laughed so hard in my life as I did in this play."

Banuge said: "Let's get back to business. Your big idea, in French, means that I can marry safely and boldly, without worrying about being a tortoise, right? Enough, enough! Master, I think I On the day of your wedding, you may have gone to some place for medical treatment and could not come. I forgive you. "Stercus et urina Medici sunt prandia prima. Ex aliis paleas, ex istis college grana." Longdibilis said: "Your second sentence is wrong, it should be: "Nobis sunt signa; vobis sunt prandia digna②. "Suppose my wife is unwell? ." "Before doing other operations, you should check your urine, check your pulse, and observe the lower abdomen and navel. This is what Hippocrates stipulated in the thirty-fifth chapter of the second volume of "Proverbs."

Banurge said: "No, no, it's two different things. It's for us jurists. We have a law called De ventre inspiciendo. I'll just give her a strong detergent. What do you have?" Just deal with the important things, I will send Xirou to your house, you will always be our good friend." After saying this, he approached the doctor, without saying a word, and put four "Rose Noble" gold pieces in the doctor's hand.After the doctor took the money, he made an angry look and said: "Hello, hello, hello! Sir, there is no need to give money. But thank you. I never accept money from bad people. But I never refuse anything from good people. I am always on call if you want anything." arrive."

Banuge said, "Just give me money." "Naturally," Rondibilis replied. ① Latin: "The main food of a doctor is either stool or urine. Grass is bought here, and food is eaten there." These are two incoherent proverbs, the first sentence is about medical students, and the second sentence is about Those who eat the law, this sentence was originally Dat Galonus spes, dat Justinianushonores (Justinian gives you honor, Galonus gives you property). ② Latin: "To us it is a symbol, to you it is a good meal." ① Latin: "Inspect from the abdomen to see if there is a posthumous child." See Article 4 of Chapter 25 of "Roman Law", the original text is: De ventreinspiciando custo diendogue partu.