Chapter 123 Chapter Twenty Seven

how friar john cheerfully instructs banu day "Banurges," said Friar John, "My good friend, Saint Ligomy, if I were you, I would never persuade you to do what I would not do. But be careful not to stop, Just keep going. If you stop, poor man, you're screwed, like those nannies. As soon as they stop sucking babies, the milk is gone. So your dick can't stop moving, or it will After weaning, there is only a tool for urination, and the follicle is just an empty bag. Let me remind you first, friend. I have seen many examples in the past. Do. The jurists say it well: stop using it, and lose all rights. So, my boy, keep the little people in your trousers working hard forever. Don't let them live on pensions like lords, Nothing to do."

Panurge said: "Nedea, Brother John, you are really equal to my left testicle. I fully believe your words. You are so refreshing. You are neither oblique nor procrastinating, and you sweep away my concerns. May God forever Bless you for being so frank and straightforward! I am determined to marry according to your words. That's right.When you come to see me, there will be beautiful maids, and I want you to be their guardian. That's the first part of my vow. " Brother John said: "Listen to the announcement of the Valenna bell. What does it announce?" Banurge said: "I heard it, speaking from my alcohol addiction, the sound of the bell is more effective than Dodona Jupiter's magic pot①. Listen: 'Marry quickly, marry quickly, marry, marry. Once married , marry, marriage brings blessings, don't lie, don't lie. Get married, get married.' I promise you, get married; everything drives me, I must get married. Once a word is said, it is hard to follow. .

"And the second part, where you seem to doubt, even doubt, whether I can be a father, as if the heroic gods in the garden do not bless me. I ask you to do good deeds, trust that I have complete control over it, call it What it does, it does what it wants to do, and it does not obey me. Just loosen the rope, I mean the belt, let it see the nearby prey, and shout: "Get up! Dude!" It will do. Even if I The wife-to-be loves bedtime as much as the Messalina of old, or the Marchioness of Winchester in London, and I bet you I can make her as happy and beautiful as she is. "I fully understand what Solomon said with great authority on the matter⑤. After him, Aristotleus declared that the woman's thing is insatiable, and I would like it to be known that my fellow is also insatiable. You don't have to compare me with those who were famous for women in the past, Hercules is good, Procles is good, Caesar is good, and that family who brags about him in it is good. Rigome, who kept his relics, swore oaths in his name.

② Greek: "It is quite right to speak to Jupiter." ③ "Announcement of the Bell": John Lorraine often used words when he preached the scriptures. He once persuaded a widow to listen to the "Announcement of the Bell". What the widow heard was: "Marry your servant! Marry your servant!" The widow did marry the servant. After the servant became the master, she regretted it again and complained to the priest. John Lorraine still told her to listen to the "announcement of the bell", This time she heard, "Don't marry your servant! Don't marry your servant!"

① Suidas said that there are pots all around the Temple of Jupiter in Dodona, and if you hit one of them, the rest of the pots will ring.See Erasmus' Proverbs, Book I, Chapter 1, Section 7. ② The original text is: "A word once spoken is like an iron wall." See Chapter 1, Chapter 60, Volume 1 of Horace's "Letters". ③ Messalina: Empress of the Roman Emperor Clotius I, known for her promiscuity, was killed in AD 48.See Chapter 63 of Book X of Plinius' Compendium of Natural History. ④ Marquess of Winchester: Bishop Winchester opened a brothel in London, named Winchestrian Geese, the author may refer to the woman here.

⑤ Solomon once said: "'Unproductive womb' is one of the four most insatiable things in the world." ① Hercules broke fifty virgins in one night, see Diodorus Siculus' "Ancient History" Volume Five Chapter Two. Muhammad, whose crew is worth sixty boatmen, is bragging, that absurdist.You don't need to mention that Indian whom Theophrastus, Plinius, and Atheneus have repeatedly praised, saying that he can do more than seventy times in a day with one herb.I don't believe it; the figure is nonsense, and please don't believe it either.I only ask you to believe what I say (don't believe it if it is not the truth), that I, the hard man, Mr. Cottard Dabenka, is the prime del monde.

"I want to tell you one more thing, little guy, have you ever seen Castro's friars ⑦? Just take it to a family, whether it is placed in the open or hidden in the dark, and immediately The amazing effect will be that all the humans and animals that live there, male and female, even rats and cats, will immediately mate. I swear to you, I have never had anything worse than this in my crotch. It takes great ability. "Now I'm not talking about tall buildings, or huts, or churches, or marketplaces. I'm only talking about the Passion of the Christ performed by St. Suddenly seeing the magical effect of the crotch, all people, including actors and audiences, are affected by an irresistible power of infection, no matter whether they are angels, mortals, male ghosts, or female ghosts, there is no one who is not eager to try. The line I also threw away the script; the actor who played St. Michael flew down from the sky; the devil came out of hell and embraced women when he saw it; even Lucifer broke free from his chains. In short, seeing the chaos there, I learned Seeing the appearance of the consul Gaduo, run out from there quickly, and Gaduo always ran away as soon as he saw the commotion he caused at the "Literary Flower Fair".

② Procles once raped a hundred female Samaritan captives, see Chapter 63 of Agrippa's Metaphysics. ③ There is no such record, but it is only known that Muhammad had eleven wives. ④ See Chapter 63 of Volume 26 of Plinius' "Compendium of Natural History", Chapter 20 of Volume 9 of "History of Botany" by Theophrastus, and Chapter 20 of Volume 9 of "History of Botany" by Atheneus. Scholars' Banquet", Volume 1, Section 32. ⑤ Cotale comes from the Italian word Cotale, which means "thing, guy", and Dabenka is the name of the city near Genoa.

⑥ Italian: "No. 1 in the world". ⑦ Castro: Near Montpellier, where there is a Franciscan monastery. ⑧ Sainte-Maxan: The place name near Niort. ⑨ Passion, the original text of "The Passion of Jesus", also means "passion, passion". ① For the story, see the eighth section of the tenth chapter of the second volume of Valerius's "Proverbs".