Chapter 122 Chapter Twenty Six

How did Panurge consult Brother John Day Antmore Triba's words made Banurge very angry, and they passed through the town of Huym, and Panurge stammered and scratched his left ear and said to Brother John: "Honey, let me like it. This old madman's words are blowing my head away. I'm telling you, my little one," my good one, "the famous one," the long-melon one? . ① "A fellow like a musket, a fellow with stamina, Brother John, my friend, I respect you very much, I value you very much, I ask you to tell me your opinion. Should I marry or not?" Brother John replied with a pleasing face:

"Marry, for the devil's sake, marry, and let your balls dance. I think, and advocate, that the sooner the better.Better tonight, let the church bells chime with the bed you sleep in.How long will you wait for the virtue of God?Don't you know the end of the world is near?Today is two 'poles' ② and half 'Twaz' closer than the day before yesterday.People tell me that an opponent of Christ has already been born.Of course, now he is just scratching and scratching his nanny and nanny, the capital has not been revealed yet, because he is still young. Cresecite, nos qui vivimus, multiplicamini① (this is what is said in the scriptures, there are ② in the scriptures), as long as a bag of wheat is only worth three 'bata'③, and a barrel of wine is only sold for six small silver coins.Is it true that when you plan to judge at last, dumvenerit judicare, the egg shells are still full? "

Banurge said: "Fr. John, you have a clear mind and understanding; calm fellow, you understand your words. Leondre of Abydos swam from Asia across the Sea of ​​Hellspont ⑦ to Cyprus in Europe. When Christos visited his lover Hero, he prayed to Neptune and all the gods of the sea: "As long as you protect me when you go, I'm not afraid of drowning when you come back⑨. "He just doesn't want to die with his egg shell full. I propose that from now on, in the whole of Sarmigondan, when any prisoner is executed, he should be told to enjoy his sex life as much as possible until the time of execution." What’s left in the seminal vesicle can’t even draw the Greek letter Y. Such a precious thing can’t be wasted casually! If you can give birth to a boy and then die, one will be worth one death without any regrets.”

① Here, the author asks Banuzhi to say one hundred and sixty-six adjectives for guys in one breath in the form of a prayer, which is of little significance, so it is deleted. ② "Gan": the name of the ancient land measurement unit, the size varies with the region. ① Latin: "Grow up. The number of us alive is increasing day by day." ② Brother John's Latin is not very good, and the words he quoted are all from the scriptures. ③ "Bata": Picasso saves coins. ④ Latin: "When the judgment comes." ⑤ Abydos: The name of the city in the Dardanelles, belonging to Asia.

⑥ Leonbol: A young man from Abydos, who swam across the Dardanelles every night to visit his lover Hiro on the other side of Sexdos, and finally drowned. ⑦ Hellspont: the current Dardanelles. ⑧ Sexdos: The name of the city on the other side of Abydos, which belongs to Europe. ⑨ See Marcial's "Drama Collection" Volume 25.