Chapter 124 Chapter Twenty Eight

Panuge doubted that he would become a tortoise, how did Brother John comfort him Brother John said: "I understand what you mean, but time will dilute everything. Whether it is marble or porphyry, there is nothing that is not aging and damaged. If you are not old now, after a few years, you will be old." Will hear you admit that your dick is drooping because there's nothing in the bag. I've seen you have white hair on your head. Beard is also gray, white, yellow, and black, see It looks like a map of the world, with all kinds of colors. Look, here is Asia, here is the Tigris and Euphrates. There is the Moon Mountain in Africa. Do you see the swamp of the Nile? Over there is Europa Do you see Tereme? This pile of white things is the Arctic Mountains.

My friend, speaking from my alcoholism, when the mountains are covered with snow, I mean the head and chin are white, and there will be no more hot tides in the basin of the crotch! " Panuge said: "You have chilblains on your heels! You don't even understand rhetoric. There is snow on the mountain, which means that thunder, lightning, lightning, wind, red lightning, thunderbolt, heavy rain, and all the devils have come to the basin. Go to the lake. Would you like to see it? Go to Switzerland to see the Lake of Feng der Balich, four miles from Berne, on the way to Sion. You only blame me for my gray hair, and you don’t look at it. It is exactly the growth method of leeks, white on the top and green on the bottom, straight and hard.

"Of course, I don't deny that I have an old face, but it's an old age; you must not tell others, this is a secret between us. I think my wine is only better than before, and the taste is more mellow. But the better it is, the more I'm afraid it will turn into bad wine. You notice that it smells like sunset, which means that noon has passed, but, my good fellow, dear friend, speak to the devil, I Not afraid. That's not what worries me.My fear is that our King Paguguay will go away, and I must go with him--even to a ghost's den--and my wife will call me a turtle. Being a tortoise is the thing that worries me the most; because everyone I talk to threatens me that I'm destined to be a tortoise. "

Brother John said: "Not everyone who wants to be a tortoise can do it. If you are a tortoise, ergo, your wife is beautiful, ergo she treats you well, ergo you have many friends, ergo you will definitely go to heaven in the future. This is Abbey rhetoric. You can only rise higher, my sinner. You have no happiness. You have everything you want, and you have nothing. There are more and more possessions. If you are destined to be so, you still have Do you object? You say, retreating fellow, moldy fellow, "rotten fellow? ②"Damn fellow, Banurge, my friend, since it is destined to be so, do you want to make the stars go backward? Order? Blame the rotation of the universe? Broke the tip of the hammer, slandered the spinning stone, slandered the bobbin, blamed the bobbin, blamed the tangled thread, turned Sister Parker's thread in reverse? You get malaria every four days, man! You're worse than those giants. Come on, tell me, would you rather be a turtle without knowing it, or would you rather be jealous for no reason?"

Panurge replied: "I don't want either. However, once I know, I must do something about it, or I would rather beat the world without a stick. To tell the truth, Brother John, ① Tigris River: A river in eastern Mesopotamia. ② "Fonder Balich" means "beautiful". There is no such lake name in Switzerland, and it may refer to Lake Don. ③ Sion: the name of the Swiss city. ① Latin: "that is to say". ② Here is another series of one hundred and sixty-eight guys with adjectives in the form of prayers, all of which were satirized by Brother John. ③ The Pike sisters are the three goddesses who are responsible for the destiny of mankind. The hammer, rolling stone, and bobbin are all the tools used by the god of destiny to weave the destiny of mankind.

I think it is better not to marry.We're getting closer to the bell, and you hear how it strikes now: 'Can't marry, can't marry, can't, can't, can't, can't. ——To get married (can't get married, can't get married, can't, can't, can't, can't), you must regret, regret, regret, it's a tortoise. ' By God, I'm really annoyed.Those of you who wear club clothes, can't think of a way?Nature deprives human beings in such a way that once a person gets married, he cannot escape the danger of being a tortoise for the rest of his life. Is it impossible not to be a tortoise? "

Brother John said: "I can teach you a way so that your wife can't carry you, or call you a turtle without your consent." "Then hurry up, good friend, tell me quickly," Panurge asked before he had time. Brother John said: "That is the ring of Hans Carvel, King Demerandus' jeweler. "Hans Carvel is capable, delicate, careful, upright, fair, thoughtful, good-hearted, kind, helpful, sensible, optimistic, amiable, not opinionated, and big-bellied, head-shaking Shaky, never restrained. When he was old, he married the daughter of the Consul Goncotta, a young, beautiful, clever, lovely, courteous, kind lady, but a little bit to her neighbors and her own servants. Great. After a few weeks, the old man was very jealous and suspected that his wife had another affair. In order to prevent the future, he told her many beautiful stories about the consequences of adultery, and passed on the chanting to her, explaining In order to understand the principles of chastity, he also wrote a great work praising the faithfulness of couples especially for her, strictly condemned the infidelity of married women, and also gave her a necklace studded with oriental gemstones. Nevertheless, he found that his wife still He didn't care about it, and he was very friendly with his neighbors, and the old man's jealousy was getting bigger and bigger.

"One night, sleeping on the bed with his wife, he was so worried that he felt as if he was talking to a ghost and told all his thoughts to the ghost. While comforting him, the ghost put a stick on his middle finger. ring, said: "I give you this ring, as long as you wear it on your finger, your wife will not cheat on you, or get along with others without your consent. "Hans Carvel said: 'Grandpa Ghost, thank you very much. If I take it off, let Muhammad punish me.' "The devil's gone. Hans Carvel loved it so much that he woke up and found his finger in that 'what' of his wife. I forgot to mention that when his wife found out, she pulled her ass back as fast as she could. Said: "Hey, don't let this go." What about Hans Carvel, but he thought someone else was going to steal his ring.

"Is this method foolproof? If you believe me, just follow this, and never let your wife's ring leave your hand." So much for what they said along the way.