Chapter 104 chapter eight

How the Crotch Became the Warrior's Premier Clothing Paiguguay said: "Are you going to insist that the crotch is the first thing a soldier wears? This new statement is too bizarre, because we always say that when wearing a military uniform, the first thing is to stab the horse's distance." Banurge replied: "I insist, and I am not wrong, I will definitely persist. "You see, once nature has produced plants, trees, shrubs, flowers, grasses, and plant insects, regardless of the changes of the times, the individual death must make them pass down forever, the varieties are immortal, and wonderfully cause them to bud and bear fruit. Seeds, never ending roots, and miraculously make them grow foreskins, leaf sheaths, shells, cores, receptacles, pods, spikes, fluff, outer skins, thorns, etc., which is completely equivalent to a natural, beautiful and strong The crotch. The most obvious examples are peas, broad beans, green beans, walnuts, peaches, cotton, bitter melon, wheat, poppy, lemon, chestnuts, etc. We can see that their embryos and seeds are significantly more tightly packed than other parts. Insurance. The continuation of human beings is not the case. Nature has made human beings naked, tender and vulnerable, without weapons of attack and defense. This is the incarnation of the innocence of the primordial golden age. Not plants, but animals, born for peace , Animals not for war, animals born to enjoy all vegetables and fruits, animals born to rule all animals peacefully.

"Later, following the Iron Age, when Jupiter was king, crimes abounded among men, and nettles, thistles, thorns, and other thorny plants began to grow on the ground against them. On the other hand, almost all animals also Naturally separated from human beings, united tacitly, no longer listen to human orders, no longer be dominated by human beings, try their best to resist, and do their best to harm human beings. "Man wants to maintain his original enjoyment, to make his original rule continue, and at the same time not easily give up the services of some animals, so he has to arm himself."

"Saint-Genet's belly!" exclaimed Paiguguet. "Since the last rain, I think you have become a good drinker, and I mean an eloquent speaker." Banurge said: "Please notice how nature inspires man to arm himself, and from which part of the body it begins. By God, it is the thing between the legs. Good Lord Priyap is no longer revealed after it is built. "Moses, the leader and philosopher of the Hebrews, was a witness, and he said that he very wisely made himself a strong and beautiful crotch from the leaves of the fig tree. , smell, power, and efficacy, it is really suitable and convenient for covering and protecting that part.

"It's just that the scary guy from the province of Lorraine is an exception. It hangs out and can stretch all the way to the bottom of the trousers, and it doesn't like the high-sounding crotch to restrain it, and doesn't obey any discipline. The example is the noble man of Vyadière. Valentin, who I saw at Nancy on the 1st of May, in order to show off, put his dick out on the table, as big as a Spaniard's cloak. "From now on, when sending soldiers to the battlefield, if you don't want to say something wrong, you shouldn't say: ① Refers to phytozoan organisms such as corals and sponges. At that time, it was not known what category to include.

① See Chapter 3, Section 7 of "Old Testament Genesis", where the author did not faithfully quote the original text. ② The carnival king elected in the Nancy Carnival. ③ In the time of the author, about May 1st was a traditional carnival. ④ Nancy: the capital of Lorraine. 'Davo, watch your wine jug,' The wine jar refers to the head, but it should say: 'Davo, watch out for your milk jug,' That refers to the guy below.What the hell!In fact, if you lose your head, you only die one person, but if you lose that thing, it means the death of all human beings. "That's why the pleasing Galen, in the first volume of his "On the Embryo," summed it up bluntly, that it would be better not to be without a heart than to be without a genital. Because that is the sacred place where the human germ continues. Don't give me a A hundred francs, of which I believe Deucalion and Pirat used to restore mankind destroyed by the flood of the poets.

"It is also on this subject that the heroic Justinian writes summum bonum in braguibus et braguetis in the fourth book of his De cagotis tollendis. "Again, it is a similar story. Monsieur de Merville, who was going to follow the king, was one day trying on a new suit of armor (because the old ones were rusted and could not be worn, and because his the belly is getting farther and farther away from the waist), his wife, watching, thinks that he has paid too little attention to the bundles and sticks they shared in marriage, only a layer of chain mail, and proposes that he should put it on well. In a large helmet that was useless in her inner chamber.

"The story is written in verse in the third volume of The Maiden's Smile: Seeing that her husband was fully clothed and ready to fight, but only his crotch was exposed, she said, "Friend, don't let anyone hurt it, protect it, it is my most precious treasure." ' how?Should such an exhortation be criticized? I said absolutely not; because her greatest attachment is not to lose the little meatball she loves so much. "Stop being surprised by my new look." ① Dai Wo: A soldier who is afraid of death in folk tales. ② Latin: "Superstition should be canceled", see the second chapter of this book, Chapter Seven, St. Victor's Library Collection.

③ Latin: "The great function of trousers and crotch.. ④ It is said that it is a descendant left by the British general William de Melville in Picasso.See Sections 274 and 280 of Volume I of Froissard's Chronicle. ① "Marriage Parcel" is also a book in the St. Victor's library, which is intentionally implicit here. ② St. Victor's Library also has this book. ③ This poem was originally published in "Flowers of French Poetry" published in 1534, without the author's name.