Chapter 105 Chapter nine

How Bannuri asked Paganuel whether he should marry Paguguai did not say a word, and Banuri sighed deeply, and said again: "My lord, you already know my plan. As long as all the holes in the world are not unfortunately blocked, closed, and plugged, I will get married. For your long-term attention to me, I ask you to put your Let me know what you mean." Paiguguet replied: "Since the dice have been thrown, the idea has been taken, and the resolution has been made, then there is no need to say anything, just implement it." Panurge said: "Of course, but without your instructions and advice, I will not do it."

"Well," said Paiguguay, "then I will tell you what I mean." Panurge said: "If you think it's better to stay as you are now, and you don't need to create new tricks, then I would rather not get married." "You must not marry," said Paiguguay. Banuji said: "It's okay to not get married, but do you want me to be a bachelor all my life without even having a wife? It is recorded in the scriptures, voe soli②. A single person will never enjoy the happiness of a married person. .” "Then you'll be married, my God!" exclaimed Paiguguet.

Banurge said: "But what if my wife calls me a turtle? You know this year is a harvest year for tortoises, and I can't hold back when I think about it.Although I like tortoises, I think they are good people, and I am willing to deal with them, but if I want to be a tortoise, I would rather die.That's what makes me uneasy. " "Don't marry," said Paiguguet, "for Seneca's maxim is true without exception: as you treat others, so will they treat you." Banuzhi asked, "Do you think there are no exceptions?" "Without exception," said Panagure, "the author says so."

"Oh! Oh!" exclaimed Panurge, "see his imp! He may be speaking of this world, or of the world after death. "However, since I must have a woman, as a blind man cannot live without a stick (because I have to move my little awl, otherwise I cannot live), then, to be united with an honest and dignified woman is not as difficult as risking being beaten every day. How better to stick, or wait and risk syphilis? Because of dignified women, I have never had anything to do with them.Their husbands can rest easy. " "Marry then, my God!" cried Paiguguay again. Panuge said: "However, if it is God's will that I marry a dignified woman, but this woman beats me, then I will not be mad, but I will be half like Job. Because someone Tell me these dignified women are generally headstrong, because they've got a lot of jealousy in their families. Mine must be worse, and I'll beat her hard, all over her body: arms, legs, head, lungs , ① When Caesar led the army across the Lubigon River, he said loudly: "Aleajactaest (fate has been cast)! "It means no regrets.

② Latin: "it is not good to live alone".See "Old Testament? Genesis" Chapter 2 Section 18. ① See the ninety-fourth chapter of Proverbs by Seneca. ② Job: A character in the Bible who was once tempted by the devil. His wife and friends abandoned him, but he remained unmoved. ③ A woman who is mild on the surface is like mild wine, but once it turns into vinegar, it is very sour. Liver, spleen, hands kept tearing her clothes to pieces, so that the old devil could wait at the door to collect her dead soul.However, I avoided these troubles this year.It's better not to get married. "

"Then don't marry," said Paiguguay. Banurge said: "But, as I am now, I have no debts and no wife. Please note that I mean that I have no debts at the time of misfortune. Because if I have a debt, my creditor must I will pay attention not to let me die. Now, I have no debts and no wife, so no one cares about me, and no one loves me with the so-called love of husband and wife. In this way, if I want to fall ill, I will No one cares about me. The sage said: No housewife—that is, no woman, that is, no wife—is ill and no one takes care of me. I have seen too many examples, the Pope, the Pope’s imperial envoy, the cardinal, the bishop, the Taoist Prefects, deans, priests, monks, the list goes on and on. Therefore, I will not do any of these tasks."

"Marry then, my God!" cried Paiguguay again. Banuzhi said: "However, if I fall ill and have no strength to fulfill the obligation of marriage, my wife will be impatient with my weakness and will go to someone else. At that time, instead of taking care of my illness, she will laugh at me I'm incompetent, and (worse still) stealing me, I've seen this before, and she's trying to make me angry and drive me away." "Then don't marry," resumed Paiguguet. Banuzhi said: "Of course it is okay not to marry, but I will never have any direct children.

I also want them to carry on my family, continue my career, inherit my inheritance and wealth (you can rest assured that in this half day, I will become a mortgagee of a huge pension); I want to be with them Enjoying happiness, when I am sad, I can enjoy happiness in my own home as I see every day, like your loving and kind father, you, and all good people.Now I have no debts and no wife, in case of any misfortune, I will feel that you are not comforting me, but laughing at me! " "Then hurry up and get married, my God!" cried Pang Yinai again.