Chapter 24 act four

Scene 1 Street by Olivia's House Enter Sebastian and the Clown. Clown, do you want me to believe that I am not sent to invite you? Sebastian Come on, come on, you're a fool; go away. The clown puts on so well!Yes, I do not know you; My lady would not send me to ask you to speak; Nor is your name Master Cesario.nothing. Sebastian I beg you to talk elsewhere; you don't know me. The clown speaks out!He had heard it from some great man, and applied it to a fool.Talk nonsense!I'm afraid the whole stupid world is going to put on airs.Please don't be so timid, tell me what kind of "nonsense" I should say to my lady.Do you want to tell her that you will come?

Sebastian, fool, please go away; here's money for you; if you don't go, I'll take it easy. Clown Really, you are very generous.This kind of wise man gives money to a fool, it is like buying a good word with fourteen years of earnings. Enter Andrew. Andrew, friend, have I run into you again?Eat this. (Hit Sebastian.) Why, Sebastian, give you this, this, this! (beats Andrew) Are all the people crazy? Enter Toby and Fabian. Toby, stop, my friend, or I'll throw your knife into the house. Clown I'll go and tell my lady about it.I don't want to pay someone else for twopence. (Down.)

Toby (La Sebastian) Forget it, buddy, stop it. Andrew no, let him go.I want to find another way to deal with him.If there were laws in Illyria, I'd sue him for unlawful battery; though I did it first, it doesn't matter. Sebastian put your hands down! Forget it, friend, Toby, I can't let you go.Come, warriors of my youth, put down your dick.You've had enough fighting; come on. Sebastian, don't you try to catch me. (breaks free) What do you want now?Draw your sword, if you dare. Toby what!what!Then I'll make you shed a few drops of reckless blood. (draws sword.) Enter Olivia.

Olivia stop it, Toby!I order you! Miss Toby! Does Olivia have such a thing?Ungrateful villain!Only fit to live in forests and caves where manners are never known.Get out! --Don't be angry, my dear Cesario. ——Boor man, go away! (Exit Toby, Andrew, and Fabian together) Good friend, you are a man of sense. The disturbance this time is really disrespectful and outrageous. Please don’t get angry.Come with me to the house; I'll tell you how many times this villain has made trouble for no reason, and you'll laugh it off.You must go: Don't shirk!His soul deserves to be poked, For you, I startled the deer in my heart.

Sebastian's taste is difficult to name, and I don't know its secret; Crazy eye coma?Is it a dream come true? May the heart and soul be immersed in the river of forgetfulness forever; Have such a good dream and never wake up again! Olivia, please come; you must obey me. Miss Sebastian, please. Olivia, I hope it's true this time! (same below.) A room in Olivia's house in the second scene Enter Maria and the Clown; Malvolio in the adjoining dark room. Maria, I beg you, put on this robe, and put on this beard, that he may believe that you are the curate, Master Topas.Quick, I'll fetch Master Toby. (Down.)

Well, clown, I'll dress up and pretend; I hope I'm the first to do it.I'm not tall enough, and I don't look very good in clothes; I'm a little fat, and I don't look like a hard-working student: but if people are praised as an honest man and a good family leader, I'm just as good as a thoughtful scholar . ——Here come the two accomplices. Enter Sir Toby Belch and Maria. Toby God bless you, Mr. Pastor! Good morning clown, Lord Toby!The illiterate old hermit of Prague once said wisely to King Goboduk's niece: "What is, is what." Therefore, I am Mr. Reverend, and I am Mr. Reverend; for "what" is "what" , "yes" means "yes".

Toby walks over, Master Tobas. Clown uh huh, hello!It's safe in this prison! Toby is a good kid, good boy. Malvolio (within) who's calling? The clown curate, Master Topas, came to see the madman Malvolio. Malvolio Master Topas, Master Topas, good master Topas, please go to my lady. Fuck you clown, raving devil!Look at the way this man entangles you!Do you only know Miss Yao? Well said Toby, Mr. Reverend. Malvolio (in) Master Topas, never has anyone been so wronged.Good master Topas, don't think I'm crazy.They locked me up in this dark place. Clown spit, you dishonest Satan!I call you by the most courteous title, because I am the most polite man, not even to the devil.Did you say this room is dark?

Malvolio as hell, Master Topas. Clown Hey, its bay windows are as transparent as a rampart, and its dormer windows to the north and south shine like ebony; you say you can't see? Malvolio I am not mad, Master Topas.I tell you, this room is dark. Clown maniac, you are wrong.I tell you, there is no darkness in the world, only ignorance.The Egyptians are not as disoriented in the fog as you are in ignorance. Malvolio I say, this house is as dark as ignorance, even if ignorance is as dark as hell.I said no one had ever been bullied like that.I'm no crazier than you; you might as well ask me some reasonable questions to see if I'm crazy.

What did Pythagoras the Clown think of wild birds? Malvolio said that the spirits of our grandmothers may have lived in the bodies of birds. Joker What do you think of his opinion? Malvolio I think the soul is noble, and absolutely disagree with him. Goodbye clown, you live in the dark.I will admit your sanity until you agree with Pythagoras.Be careful not to shoot woodcock, for you may be displacing your grandmother's soul.goodbye. Master Malvolio Tobas!Master Topas! Toby My wonderful master Tobas! Hey clown, I'm really versatile. Maria, it doesn't matter if you don't wear a beard or robe; he can't see you.

Toby, speak to him with your own accent; tell me how it goes.I hope this prank will come to an end soon.If it's okay to let him go, I think I'll let him go; for I've lost my niece so much that I'm afraid it wouldn't be a good thing to let this thing go on.Come to my room later. (Exit Toby and Maria.) clown Hi Robin, Merry Robin, Ask how your girl is doing. Malvolio fool! clown I won't lie, she's a little hard-hearted. Malvolio fool! clown Well, for what reason, please? Malvolio, you idiot! clown She has fallen in love with someone else. --Hey!Who called me?

Malvolio, fool, thank you for bringing me a candle, pen, ink, and paper, and I will not treat you badly.Gentlemen do not lie, I will always be grateful for your kindness. Master Malvolio the Clown? Malvolio Yes, what a fool. Clown Oh, my lord, why are you so mad? Fool Malvolio, no one has ever been bullied like this.I'm as clear-headed as you are, fool. Clown like me?Then you are really crazy, if your mind is anything but a fool. Malvolio They treat me like a piece of furniture, shut me up in the dark, and send priests—those asses! ——Come to see me, try every means to make me dizzy. Take care, clown; the priest is here. ——Malvolio, Malvolio, God bless you to understand!Sleep well, don't talk empty words. Master Malvolio Tobas! Clown don't talk to him, good man. --Who?Me, master?I don't want to talk to him, sir.God be with you, good Master Topas! ——er, amen! ——Yes, master, yes. Malvolio Fool, fool, fool, I tell you! Clown Oh, my lord, be patient!What do you say, master? ——The master blamed me for talking to you. Malvolio, good fool, bring me some light and some paper.I tell you, I'm as sane as anyone in Illyria. Clown, I can't wait for this, my lord! Malvolio I can swear I'm not mad.Good fool, bring ink, paper, and lamp; when I have finished writing, you go and give it to the lady for me.You send this letter, and you will surely receive an unprecedented reward. Clown I would like to help you.But tell me honestly, are you really crazy, or are you faking it? Malvolio believe me, I am not mad, I tell you the truth. Clown Hey, I can't trust a madman unless I can see his brain.I'll get you candles, paper and ink. Malvolio fool, I will definitely repay you.please go. clown Sir, I am going. please don't make noise In a short time, The little devil will meet the devil again; With a plank knife in hand, His chest is on fire, Hit the devil, Looks like a crazy doll: Daddy don't be upset, Clip your claws, Goodbye, my Demon Lord! (Down.) Scene 3 Olivia's Garden Enter Sebastian. Sebastian This is the air; that is the bright sun; this is the pearl she gave me, which I see and touch: strange things surround me thus, yet not madness.So where did Antonio go?I can't find him at the Elephant Inn; but he's been there, and it's said he's gone all over the city looking for me.I need his advice now; for though I feel very much that perhaps it was a mistake rather than a mad move, such accident and good fortune are too unheard of to understand. , I could hardly believe my eyes; no matter what my reason told me, I always felt that either I was crazy or the lady was crazy.But, if that were the case, she would not have been so orderly and dignified to run her house, direct her servants, and manage everything, as I have seen her do.There must be something strange about it.She is coming. Enter Olivia and a Priest. Olivia, don't blame me for being too impatient.If you have no evil heart, come now with me and this priest to my chapel; and in his presence, under the roof of that church, you will prove your faithfulness to me, so that My petty, suspicious heart settled down.He can keep it a secret until you are willing to announce when the wedding will take place according to my status.What do you say? Sebastian I will go with you both; The vows made will never be deceived. Olivia, go, father; God be good, A piece of sunshine shines on us drunk! (same below.)