Chapter 128 fortune teller

An old Taoist came down from the mountain, claiming to know astronomy above and geography below. Based on the horoscope of birth and date, one can understand the fortune and misfortune of a person's life. It is said that it is very effective. Brothers went to seek divination and hexagrams one after another, asking him for advice. When it comes to divination, I can't help but think of my dead ghost father. When I was a child, I was stupid than now. I didn't know anything except eating, drinking and messing. Herding cows ran away, and the brick kiln collapsed. My father was very worried.

When he was five years old, a fortune-teller came to the village with a pointed forehead, swollen eyes, and a big mouth. He claimed that Chen Tuan was the reincarnation of the old ancestor, and he counted five cents a time. My father took me there, and discussed with my husband, this kid’s life is cheap, and two pennies will do. At first, my husband refused, but later he couldn’t stand it, and said that he would not charge a penny, but pay it for free. The gentleman narrowed his eyes, shook his head and brain, pinched his fingers and calculated for a long time, slapped his thigh and said: This fate is very fierce. The young man will suppress the father, the middle-aged will suppress the mother, and the old age will suppress the son.

My father’s face was slumped so long that he looked at me with a kitchen knife for a long time after returning home, but he didn’t do it in the end. After that, he sighed every day, didn’t think about eating or drinking, didn’t have the energy to do anything, and fell suddenly. It’s all my fault. Later, he caught a cold, and he resolutely refused to ask the doctor to prescribe medicine. He said that life and death are fate, and there should be this calamity in life. Taking medicine is useless. Said in a tone, the fortune teller is really fucking accurate! After that, I didn't like fortune tellers very much.

The old Taoist is very magical. It is said that King Wen of Zhou was reborn. The first time I saw Brother Song, I could tell that he was on the Seven Stars. Before Hu Sanniang spoke, I could tell that she had a big mole on her chest. Where Mrs. Gu went, I could tell that her marriage was not happy. . I was curious and decided to go check it out. The old man sat there cross-legged, shoulders shrugged, his back against the wind, holding roasted sweet potatoes in his hands, eating vigorously, his mouth was black. Put a picture of the Eight Diagrams on the ground, with a line of big characters on the left: Immortals are not immortals, everything in the world is in my eyes; a line of big characters on the right: Dao is not Dao, I know it from the past to the present.

There is a big sign next to it: Marriage, two taels; official luck, two taels; Yuanjia Road is narrow, although this guy's appearance has changed a lot, but I still recognize him as the fortune teller back then. Seeing that there was a business coming, the old man put the sweet potato in his pocket, wiped his hand on the skirt of his clothes, and immediately put on an inscrutable bird image, swallowed the sweet potato in his mouth, and grunted at his Adam's apple... Choking . While hiccupping, he asked, "...Guest...uh...guan...you...uh...future?...uh...and...uh...is...marriage?...uh..."

I was heartbroken and decided to help him. I heard that shock can cure hiccups. I swung the ax so hard that the ax blade was right next to the upper of his shoe and sank into the soil. The old man was stunned, his mouth was wide open, he looked down at his feet, looked up at me, then turned his head to look behind him, retreating inch by inch, and asked in a trembling voice: "What advice does the strong man have?" I smiled: no more hiccups? Seeing that I didn't make any further moves, the old Taoist took a long breath, wiped off his sweat, and said thank you to the strong man, what would the strong man want to ask?I will make hexagrams and ask divination to know a thing or two, and I will talk about everything I know, and I will talk endlessly!

I asked about the future, gave him a horoscope, and gave him five taels of silver. This guy's eyes lit up, pretending to calculate, and said: The guest officer has a magnificent bone, a full sky, piercing eyes, resourcefulness, and a lifetime of food and clothing. Worry-free, do one thing and achieve one thing, enjoy endless wealth and glory... Before he could finish speaking, I raised my hand and gave him two slaps. This fellow fell to the ground, vomited blood, got up and covered his face and asked, why is the strong man angry? I said you are capable. Changing ancestors is like playing. It used to be called the reincarnation of the ancestor Chen Tuan, but now it is also called the reincarnation of King Wen of Zhou. Is your mother's surname Chen or Zhou?

The servant was full of doubts and asked, "Your Excellency?" ? I laughed twice, but the smile should be ugly, because the eyes of the old man are full of fear. I said that you told my fortune when I was five years old. I will give you another chance to do the calculation again. The ax cut off your dog's head. This guy was sifting chaff all over his body, his hands were shaking constantly, his fingers were bleeding from pinching, and he didn't say anything, and finally said with a sad face, man, I'm just fooling around, please forgive me! I said, aren't you very capable, Brother Song, you knew he was on seven stars before he even said a word?

The old Taoist covered his mouth and said, this is what the girl in Cuihonglou said, all the girls there know! I said that Hu Sanniang had a big mole on her chest, how did you figure it out? The old Taoist said, when she went to take a bath in the river, I peeked at her! Then Mrs. Gu's marriage is not happy, how did you figure it out? "If you grow up like a bird, how can you have a happy marriage!"