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Chapter 129 efficacious truth

Li Kui's Diary: Gathering Hall 仓土 1580Words 2018-03-20
I ask those who don't know, why are you fooling around? The old Taoist said, this is not difficult, most of the people who come to tell fortunes have something on their minds, you have to observe their words and feelings, and touch their minds. Scholars and scholars only care about their future. Give those who have a lot of money, praise them for the good, wear them for thousands of years, don't flatter them, praise him as a young talent, and he will be able to go to high school in the future. When he is happy, he may give two more Two: Give those who have little money, bury them to death, and scold him for being short-sighted and without a keel, and in the end the bamboo basket is empty.

I said you are not afraid of being exposed? The old Taoist said, no one can be sure about the future. If I shoot a shot and change a place, I guess I will never encounter it again in this life. I take ten thousand steps back and say that if it happens, it will be easy to handle. It shouldn’t be For those who are hit again, it is said that in a certain year and a certain month, you did a good deed, which moved the Bodhisattva, and credited you with a meritorious deed, which led to the subsequent good fortune. Who hasn't done one or two good deeds in these years!Which one, let him go home and figure it out.

It's easy to handle if you don't win. Let's say that in a certain year and a certain month, the Buddha went down to earth and pretended to be a beggar to go to your house to beg for food. Even if he doesn't have beggars, his father will have them, right?His grandpa always has it, right?It's all on him anyway!Who is it, go home and ask slowly! Young women ask nothing more than marriage. Most of the beautiful ones have received betrothal gifts from several families. It’s a dilemma. It’s nothing more than a good character and a poor family. If the family is rich and the character is not good, you can persuade her. Put the rabbit in a hug, after all, character is unreliable, and money is the most reliable in your arms.

If she is ugly, most of them stay in the boudoir, no one cares about her, and her heart is burning, so you can comfort her, don't worry, it will take a long time, and she will definitely be able to marry before the year of birth. These days, there are only bachelors who can't get a wife. For the girl who won't go out, if she is really ugly and can't get married, that's easy to deal with. I'm talking about the year of birth, twelve years of reincarnation, and I didn't say which one? Wealthy businessmen are very busy every day, either squatting in the corner to count the money, or being ecstatic on the body of the concubine, if nothing happens, you will not come, you have to take the initiative, stand at the gate and wait, when he goes out, hold the gossip Tu went up to meet him, stroking his beard with his hands, posing an unfathomable bird-like, circled him three times, turned around and left without saying anything, turned his head three times at a step, shook his head and sighed while walking: It's over, it's over!It won't be cured any later!

He is naturally guilty, and chases you to ask the truth, if you continue to put on airs and say that the secret must not be leaked, when he puts down his body to beg you, then you say something about the donor’s seal being darkened, his eyes dull, and there will be a bloody disaster within a hundred days and so on.Anyway, it's hard to hear what's going on, if you scare him with three sentences, he will naturally offer you a lot of money to beg you to resolve it. I noticed that there were a few jars in the cloth bag behind the old Taoist. They looked familiar. There was also an jar at Wang Xiaohu’s house. It took a whole hundred taels of silver to buy it, and I was not willing to drink it, so I secretly tasted it and gave it to Brother Song, which is very similar to this one.

I asked the old Taoist what was in the altar, and the old Taoist said that it was medicinal wine, which was specially prepared for middle-aged women. Who is boasting that it is a chronic poison that can kill people invisible, and can sell more than a dozen jars a day, and you Sanniang Hu on the mountain bought one jar. I was terrified, and asked in a trembling voice: Is it really poison? The old man waved his hand and said, fake, selling poison will kill people. These are made by me, cat urine mixed with wine, and a few spittles, it can't kill people. Damn, no wonder it smells! The old Taoist smiled all over his face and handed over the money.

I said I slapped you just now, so it should be the medicine fee. The old man was moved, and said thank you to the hero, but it doesn't need so much, five taels of silver is enough! I said one slap five taels, then I don’t want the rest, just slap, I don’t know how to count, just nod if you have enough. At the moment, regardless of whether he agreed or not, he slapped his arms back and forth with all his strength, with a crackling sound, and the old Taoist shook his head like a rattle. After fanning for half an hour, the guy still shook his head, I was so tired, so I stopped and said, I can't fan anymore, let's change my money!

The old man's face was swollen and his mouth kept spitting blood. After muttering for a long time, he squeezed out two words: "Exceeded!" You deserve it, you keep shaking your head when you exceed it! The old man left, and everyone felt sorry. I said he was a liar, but no one believed him. Hu Sanniang often talked about him, and Brother Song also praised him as an expert in the world. King Chao Tian regretted that he didn't have time to divination. not available. Brothers who have been counted with him will brag when they meet, and those who have not counted are convinced that he is becoming more and more magical in people's mouth. Escape from the wall.

Gongsun Sheng said that he may be the ancestor of Chen Tuan, who has lived for 800 years, and came to Liangshan this time to give advice... He kept sighing and didn't have time to discuss Taoism with him. I am getting more and more confused, who are they talking about?Is it the old man who was slapped by me?
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