Chapter 127 Philosophy
The most important thing is to choose a good leader when you come out to hang out. No matter how hard you work, it is better to have a temper with the leader!
Most of Wu Song's subordinates are bachelors, and all of them seem to have a natural hatred for women. They talk badly about whores and keep talking about women.It is easy for his subordinates to distinguish the ranks. Those who see a beautiful woman without squinting are the soldiers;
Lu Zhishen's subordinates were all very generous. Drinking wine was like drinking cold water. They would never get drunk after a thousand cups. When others drank from bowls, they held up altars to pour.Those who drank too much at the wine shop and slapped the table and yelled for two more bowls were probably not his subordinates, and those who slapped the table and yelled for two more urns all asked for approval.
Wang Xiaohu's subordinates are all rogues. Half of the children with a radius of nearly a hundred miles call his subordinates daddy. They usually spend time in the Cuihong Building when they have nothing to do. Most of the people who jumped down were his subordinates. In the past, everyone used to shout joyously. Since Brother Song broke his leg last time, no one dared to make such jokes.
I have been busy learning archery recently, practicing my eyesight during the day, hanging mosquitoes by my hair, hanging them fifty steps away, and distinguishing males and females with my eyes wide open; practicing concentration at night, letting Bao Xu dance around my head with a mace, my concentration Yes, standing there motionless, but the bastard might hit my head quite often, and he'd beat me to the bone every now and then.
It’s really tormenting people, if you don’t learn, you can’t do it. My leader, Huarong, firstly doesn’t like drinking, secondly, I don’t like gambling, and thirdly, I don’t like going to brothels. Bow and Arrow went to the shooting range to find him.
This guy also said that the quality of the arrow is like a character, and it can't be reused if it hits a happy one, and it can't be reused if it doesn't hit a downcast one. Recently, I even forgot how to laugh, but my brothers all said that I was deep.
Lu Zhishen, people in the Jianghu are called Monk Hua, but in fact he has another nickname, Banxian.
He is very interesting, he doesn't respect Buddha or God, he is stupid and stupid, he is naturally naive, but strange things always happen to him.
It was a coincidence that Zheng Tu was beaten to death. Zheng Tu did all kinds of crimes in Kansai, had many enemies, and was hacked countless times. It's all right, wash it clean, get a couple of stitches, and sprinkle a bag of incense ash. It's like a copper head and iron face. In the end, this guy came three times with his bare hands and beat him to death in a daze.
During the attack on Qingfeng County, Brother Song ordered that those who capture County Magistrate Zhang alive will be rewarded with five hundred silver. Excited, I was about to catch up. At this time, County Magistrate Zhang stumbled and went into the tree pit. Everyone was overjoyed, and they were waiting to start. When they went to the tree pit, they were dumbfounded. County Magistrate Zhang was lying there, tied up, Lu Zhi squatted on the side, his eyes dimmed with drunkenness.This guy was drunk before he set off, and he found a tree pit halfway to lie down and sleep. He didn't go into battle, and he didn't attack the city.
Today, we were shooting arrows in the shooting range, and this guy passed by, eager for a moment, and clamored to show his hands. The brothers all knew that he was evil, and they stood back one after another. Wang Xiaohu was the funniest. Lu Zhishen bowed his bow, resigned himself to life and death, and ran back in a hurry. He had to stand behind Lu Zhishen to be at ease, and he had to be directly behind.Lu Zhishen has extraordinary physical strength, he picked up the biggest bow, stretched his arms, and the bow was as full as the moon, and it was stable. Few people could draw this bow, and I could barely draw half of it. Everyone cheered in unison, and Lu Zhishen was even more proud, fierce As soon as the force was increased, the arrow was not out of the sheath, only a "click", the bow broke, Lu Zhishen's arms were empty, and he couldn't hold it, so he swung back. Wang Xiaohu had just heard the applause. He poked his head out to look, and finally figured out what was going on. He felt his eyes go dark, and he threw himself down, and was knocked unconscious by Lu Zhishen's elbow.
This guy didn't give up, changed his bow, bent his bow and put an arrow on it, aiming at the sky for a long time, the string sounded and the arrow flew, only to see the arrow flying straight into the sky, drawing a beautiful arc in the air, crossing the grove, and crossing the mountain top , and finally fell into the reeds beside the golden beach.Everyone roared with laughter, this guy was also embarrassed, he rubbed his head and kept laughing stupidly, in a blink of an eye, everyone couldn't laugh anymore, Junshi Wu came out from the reeds with his trousers in his hands, with an arrow stuck in his buttocks, dripping with blood, Jumping feet and yelling: Fuck you, what bastard fucked me...
Everyone was silent for a long time, and sighed in unison: Awesome!