Li Lun angrily called me on the phone: "I asked you to find a college student, why did you find me a chicken?"
I said who is the chicken?
"That's the one you brought yesterday, she's actually a bitch."
I said why is she a whore?She is obviously a fourth-year student in the Department of Foreign Languages. She has a school badge, a file, and a student ID card. Why is she a bitch?
"A woman who asks for money to fuck, do you think she is a bitch?"
I said she asked you for money?
"No money? Can I call her a bitch if she doesn't want money?"
I said what the hell is going on?
Li Lun said that you can talk about it when you come over, and by the way, reported to me the invoice for yesterday's meal.
I went to see Li Lun.We met at the Datang Tea House next to the Provincial Veteran Cadres Activity Center.There were relatively few tea customers at noon, so we still chose a corner to sit down.After the tea and snacks were served, Li Lun and I looked at each other to see who couldn't help laughing first.
The result is that I laugh first.Li Lun laughed and said, what are you laughing at?I said what are you laughing at?Li Lun said that I laughed at myself and fucked myself, trying to make a clean and pure one from Congliang, but in the end...fuck!
I said that I also laughed. I searched and searched by myself, trying to find a very beautiful and sweet one for you, but unexpectedly... It seems that my gift was given for nothing.
"It can't be regarded as a free gift," Li Lun said. "Then again, she is different from the whores in the market. She is a college student after all, so you still have something to contribute."
I said what happened to her?Tell me.
Li Lun looked around and saw that there was no one else, and said yes, you are not an outsider.
—Didn’t you leave yesterday with an excuse?After you left, I told Zhang Literary Federation, this kid, that he would not come back.Mi Wei said why?Didn't he say he went to withdraw money?I said what money?How much money can a university teacher make?It is false that he withdraws money, but it is true that he escapes.What did Mi Wei say?It won't be like this, Mr. Zhang Wenlian is not such a person.I said that's who he is.I still don't understand my classmates, fellow township, and dormitory in middle school?Then I start viciously attacking you.I said that you are a very shrewd person, and you spent your whole middle school days robbing me of my food.I went to the movie theater with you, and when we got to the movie theater, you started to lag behind, and then naturally I bought the movie tickets.This is of course not true, but in order to prove that you will not come back, I have to belittle you like this.Mi Wei said what to do now?I said what to do?I will buy it.
——After I bought the bill, Mi Wei asked me what should I do?Teacher Zhang ran away and left me here alone. How can I go back and leave?
——I said you can't go, you have to stay here as a hostage, and you can't go back until the Zhanglian Federation brings the money.
--You're kidding?Mi Wei said.
—I'm not kidding, I said, you've got to stay.In fact, it was your teacher Zhang Literary Federation who left you behind, so you can't blame me.Of course, I also want you to stay.
——Mi Wei stays as long as she says, do you think I'm afraid?Anyway, today is the weekend.
——I said that's right.I'll take you to the hotel now.
—— Mi Wei didn't object.
——I asked for a room at the Xindu Hotel for 630, and it was still a discount.Mi Wei walked into the room and said oh my god, you let the hostages live in such a nice room? !I said there is no way, who made me a kidnapper who loves women and loves jade?It's also because you are the proud daughter of heaven, and you are worth a lot!Mi Wei jumped on the bed and said, Teacher Zhang, don't redeem me so early, let me sleep here.I said Zhang Literary Federation Zhang Literary Federation, can you hear me?You'd better never lead someone.Mi Wei continued to lie on the bed and said that I am not dead?What if you tear up the ticket?Where do I say, who dares to harm you, I will not harm you.It's too late for me to pet you and love you.Mi Wei said I was drunk.Then stop talking.I said millet?Mi Wei?Mi Wei still didn't speak, she seemed to be asleep.I patted her on the back lightly, but there was no response.Then I started teasing her.My hand passed through her hair like a shuttle, then slid down from her hair, onto her back, and turned into an iron. It stuck to the skirt and ironed it, and I felt its temperature getting higher and higher. The height has made me feel hot all over.So I figured it was time to iron the other side of the dress.
——I turned Mi Wei over.The iron continued to work, but not as smoothly, and it had an accident while ironing the chest.Mi Wei opened her eyes and sat up as if on fire, pushed the iron away, what did she say?I know this kind of time is like riding on the back of a tiger, and I can't be weak.I hugged Mi Wei and pushed her down.Mi Wei twisted and twisted unwillingly, but I was Wu Song who had drunk.I made three strikes, five cut two, and Mi Wei quickly became docile.She said that I will obey you, but you have to promise me.I said you said, I promise you whatever you say.She said you can't play me for nothing.I said yes.She said that I want to study and go abroad.I said how much do you need?She didn't say.I'm so anxious, I told you to hurry up.She cried suddenly, her eyes were watery, as if she was really crying.I let her go, took out my wallet, and took out all the money, about two thousand or three thousand.I said there is only so much cash, I will give it to you if you want.She didn't say yes or no.I put the money next to the pillow.She closed her eyes and said, can you come up after I fall asleep?
Speaking of this, Li Lun stopped talking.He is like a storyteller who leaves a burden for those who listen to the story.And I don't need him to confess the facts like a criminal, because I'm not a policeman.Not only am I not a policeman, but I am also his accomplice.I helped him realize his desire to sleep with a female college student. I did everything I could, but in the end Li Lun was not satisfied.He looked disappointed.
I tapped the table with my index finger and said bring it.What did Li Lun say?I said the invoice, the invoice for yesterday's meal.Li Lun took the invoice while I took the money.I put the money I had prepared on the table and pushed it in front of him.Three thousand two hundred and eight, I said, you count.Li Lun said it would cost three thousand.He picked up the money and returned the two hundred and eight to me.I said no.Did Li Lun hurt your self-esteem?
I said how can I have self-esteem?I have no self respect.
"I will definitely do a good job with the project that your school is working on," Li Lun said.
I said, "What? Is there still hope?"
"There is no hope that I can report the invoice to you?" Li Lun said.
"I thought it was over," I said.
"How could it be over if you came forward?" Li Lun said, "It will be different if you come forward."
"Thank you." I said.
"Friends, brothers, no thanks."
I said, "It's a great kindness without words of thanks, okay, I won't say thanks."
"From your point of view, it seems that the project will benefit you a lot?" Li Lun said.
I said, "Yes, I can leave Dongxi University after the project is approved."
"Where are you going?"
"Go abroad, my wife is in England, wait for me to go there."
"Fuck, is that the only benefit?"
"For me and my wife, it's great success or great merit."
I added tea to Li Lun, Li Lun looked at his watch and said, "Okay, you go back, wait, I will let you benefit."
I was sitting on the podium, holding a book in my hand, the cover of the book was facing the students.I said who has read this book? There was an uproar in the classroom, like an exploding pot.I waited for the students to calm down, and took the opportunity to search the classroom. I saw Mandela, and I also saw Mi Wei.But they didn't sit together. This was the first time they attended lectures apart after I noticed and discovered their affair. Mandela was still sitting in his usual seat, but Mi Wei was three or four rows away from him.I can see that there is something wrong with them, and I seem to know where their problem is-it must have something to do with Mi Wei's night out last week, and of course it has something to do with me, because last weekend I took Mi Wei I took it out, and I came back alone.I was the maker of the conflict between them, but they all came to my class.Mandela was my graduate student, so he had to come to my class, even though my class was mainly for undergraduates.And Mi Wei is completely free to not come, because her major is English, and Chinese literature is not a compulsory course for her. Although she can also take electives and get credits from then on, the principle of electing is voluntary and liking. Haven't I or my class bored her yet? The noise in the classroom gradually subsided, and my eyes and mind returned to the book. "Listen to the tone of the students just now and look at your demeanor," I said shaking the book, "I dare say you have all read this book, because it is." After a while of laughing, I pointed to the girl on the cover and said that I will take her in this class.After another laugh I said do you know who she is? Unanimous opinion: Wei Hui. I'm right, the author of the book.how is she Some boys said it was pretty.Some boys say it's sexy.Another boy said that I couldn't stand it anymore, teacher. I said you have to hold on, because Wei Hui is a person who likes to challenge patriarchy.If you last 45 minutes, I mean this class, now there are only 40 minutes left, if you can't even last 40 minutes, Wei Hui will be very disappointed. After the class burst into laughter, I said what do the female students think? Some girls say coquettish.There are also girls who say contrived.Another girl said can I throw up in class, teacher? I said yes, but you have to be careful of people saying that you are as different as Wei Hui, because Wei Hui said or Wei Hui said in the novel, she only vomited in two situations: one, no marijuana, and two, pregnancy. The girl who asked to vomit stood up angrily amidst the roar of laughter and wanted to leave the classroom. I said: "Can you wait for me to express the meaning of the words before leaving, Yukun loves classmate?" Yu Kun'ai ignored it, left her seat and walked towards the back door of the classroom. "I think this may be my last class." I said, "Being a teacher is really boring if you don't even have the right to say the wrong thing. I was wrong, and I'm sorry Yukun Ai." Yu Kun'ai stopped when she reached the back door.She turned around and sat in the empty seat in the back row. The eyes of the whole classroom returned to me.The sunlight from the windows shines on. I threw it on the table and said, it's not bad!How many people did this book hurt?No one can count.As far as I know, it first harmed the person who published this book, and secondly, it almost harmed me. If I didn't apologize or review in time just now, my image as an associate professor would be ruined.The only one who has not been harmed is Wei Hui. Now she has bought a mansion, a car, and a "beautiful writer" flower crown on her head with her manuscript fees.Is Wei Hui a beauty?From the cover, she is, but this is a studio masterpiece.Wei Hui was not a beauty at first, but she walked into the photo studio, spent an afternoon with the makeup artist, took photos, and after being praised by several editors and critics, she became a beauty. "Mr. Zhang, have you met Wei Hui?" a student asked me. I said, "I haven't seen it, but I'm sure any of the girls here is prettier than her." A student asked: "Then why does the teacher still fuck her?" I said: "Because I am brave. It is said to be an unhealthy work, right? Wei Hui is a writer with shortcomings, right? Even though she looks beautiful. This kind of work and writer, others are I dare not take it to the university forum to comment, but I dare. Why do I dare? Because I am not afraid that someone will attack me tomorrow as a teacher who is a thief and adulterer. Besides, you are not minors, you are college students, I am not afraid Don't worry about your taste, discernment, immunity and resistance being corroded and destroyed by this book. Even if I don't comment on it, you are actually reading and discussing this book. Instead of letting this book become popular in private , take pleasure in talking about it, why not put it on the table, in the classroom, and tell right from wrong. What do you think?" The students encouraged me to continue with warm applause.I raised it again, "Wei Hui in real life is not beautiful," I said, "but she is beautiful on the cover, she looks beautiful. That is to say, this is a writer who has been packaged and packaged quite well. , It can also be said to be a very selling product. Where is its selling point? One word, sex." I wrote the word "sex" on the blackboard, and then said: "Everyone don't have to keep this word secret, we will discuss it today. Face it. Sexuality about…” I spoke for nearly forty minutes at a stretch, firing like a machine gun at whoever I was aiming at.The bullets of my language hit the Internet and "beautiful writers" without any hindrance. Although I was in front of the students, they were just audiences or just like audiences. Obliteration, in my crusade, the fragrance of the jade meteorite disappeared, and the body was completely shattered.My merciless blows and dissections stunned the students, as if I had turned into an executioner or a psychopath. My feeling was confirmed after class - I was walking from the classroom to the dormitory, and saw Mi Wei parked under a tree by the side of the road. She was obviously waiting for me and had something to say to me. I took the initiative to lean over and said, "Hello, Mi Wei." Mi Wei didn't agree.Her impoliteness made me feel a little ominous.I immediately remembered the night I threw her to Li Lun, and I was guilty if she did feel hurt.I'm ready to apologize to her, and apologize now.I said, "Mi Wei, I'm sorry, that night I..." Mi Wei raised her palm, interrupted me and said, "Don't talk about that night." I said yes, don't talk. She looked at the tree farther away from the road, and said she was afraid that others would gossip about you? I said not afraid. So we walked into the woods, passed tree after tree, and shuttled like men and women making friends, but I was soberly aware that we were not making friends, but becoming enemies. "I went to your class today." Mi Wei said. "I see it," I said. Mi Wei glanced at the textbook I was holding in my hand, and said, "Don't you hate beautiful women, why do you hold on to it like a baby?" I said, "This is a textbook, I can't throw it away. Isn't it like a soldier throwing a gun when a professor throws away a textbook?" Mi Wei said: "Yes, you can't throw it away. This is your job and weapon. You still have to rely on beautiful women to beg for food and conquer the world." I could hear a pun in Mi Wei's words, saying: "Yes, beautiful women are wealth and treasures, everyone loves them, and beautiful women are invincible." "Then why do you hate beautiful women so deeply and criticize them mercilessly?" Mi Wei stared at me and said, "Don't you think you are a little perverted?" I looked at Mi Wei's eyes staring at me, as if I was facing two bullet holes to retaliate against me, and the flames that erupted immediately forced me to surrender.I am willing to surrender. "I'm perverted," I said, "I'm a man with two faces, a teacher on the one hand, and an illiterate, no, legal illiterate on the other. Or a man on the one hand and a beast on the other." Mi Wei broke into a smile, she seemed to be satisfied with my review.The atmosphere we get along with has returned to the past. Mi Wei asked me if I could treat her to eat snails at night, which is a sign of our reconciliation.I said yes, call Mandela together.What did Mi Wei ask him to do?I said that we are always together. Mi Wei said, "I've already had an affair with him, don't you know?" I said, "Why?" Mi Wei said: "I'm tired of playing. He has nothing new to me. He actually doesn't speak Chinese very well, and the sweet words he uses to coax girls are all outdated." I said, "You dumped him for that?" Mi Wei said: "Mr. Zhang, your student took advantage of me, and I don't ask for anything from him. This is already very worthy of him." I wanted to ask if I should thank you for him, but I didn't. "Then... I'll treat you to eat snails tonight, let's go." I said. We go out of the woods.
The two political cadres who came to talk to me were a man and a woman. The man was serious and the woman was also serious. I thought they were from the school discipline committee, but they were not.They said they belonged to the school's organization department, and they brought the school committee's decision to appoint me as the director of the school's student affairs department, and asked me what I thought. I was stunned for a long time, but I didn't turn around from the wrong train of thought all at once, but was still walking down.I think I got into trouble, the trouble was caused by me, the victim was Mi Wei, the school must know about it.I made a mistake and should be punished. "Have you considered it?" said the male cadre. "What?" I was still confused. "About your appointment." The female cadre said. "You're right?" I said. "You don't believe in the organization," said the male cadre. "How can you make a mistake about personnel issues?" I said that I am a teacher and I don't know how to deal with personnel affairs. The female cadre suddenly smiled and looked a little more approachable. She said that I was also a teacher before, and then I was engaged in administration.You may not know me, but I know you.I have read your articles and you are very popular with students in class.When you were not married, your lover Cao Ying and I were in the next dormitory, so of course you would not notice me.Where did I say, I remembered.I don't actually think about it.I said it has been several years, I thought you had gone abroad.She said I am not as capable as your lover.I have been in school.I said that this university is too big, and they didn't meet each other on the same ground.She said that you have also been in politics, and you will see each other often in the future.Did I say it's true?She said, of course it is true. It was decided after the leader’s recommendation, organizational assessment, public review, and school committee discussion, and finally she talked to you. "But why do I always feel that this is just a joke, how can I be the director." I said. "You should trust the leaders and the masses," said the male cadre, "and you should also trust yourself. You have a high reputation among the students, and I believe you are fully qualified for the position of director of the Student Affairs Office." The male cadre even said four beliefs, but I couldn't believe it.I said ok. Leaving the two cadres who came to talk to me, I went to Huang Jielin's office.He didn't ask me to go, but I was going because I felt that my sudden promotion must have something to do with him.He's working behind the scenes, and I'm going to visit him backstage. Seeing me coming in, Huang Jielin closed the folder and said, "Come on, are we done talking?" I'm done. He said, "What are you doing standing? Sit down!" I sat on the sofa and looked at him with a low posture.He pressed the phone on the desk and said you come in.His desk is as big as a boat.Presently a young woman came in, I think it was his secretary, for he asked her to pour me tea.The young woman made me a cup of tea, gave me a smile and stepped back.I was fascinated by the slowly sinking tea leaves and the gradually greening tea in the porcelain cup.He said you drink tea, you can't trust the tea here, the top-quality Longjing.I took a sip from my teacup, then looked up at him.He is also drinking tea.His cup is made of a coffee bottle, and the clear tea and uniform leaves can be seen transparently blending in the bottle. "Any thoughts?" he said. "I want to treat you to dinner." I said. "It's okay to eat, but you don't need to ask for it," he said, "You still need to invite me to eat with me?" "I must thank you." "Thank you, between us, you're welcome." He said. "Without you, how can I be a director?" "Is it possible," he said, "I can be the vice-principal, but you can't be the director?" "You have the talent to be an official, but I don't," I said. "You don't deserve it, how do you know if you have it?" He said, "If you do it, your talent will naturally come into play." "I'm the head of the department," I said, "can I still go?" "Where are you going?" I said, "Go abroad. My wife is waiting for me over there, you know." "Let's talk about it first when you become the director," he said, and then drank tea, "I will see you off." "when?" "Wait until the project is approved," he said, "you haven't finished your task yet." I said, "What? Hasn't Li Lun informed you yet?" "Here, but it will take some time," he said, and stood up unexpectedly, walked to sit beside me, "You have to keep working hard!" As soon as he finished speaking, his hand also fell on mine on the shoulders. I feel like I'm bearing an elephant's leg.
The first call I answered after I became the director was actually from Li Lun.I didn't even know the phone number of my office, so Li Lun's voice got into my ears.He congratulated and said sarcastically to Director, is that chair easy to sit on?I say it's better than classroom chairs.He said that's right.You are now the director, and I am also the director, and we can now sit on an equal footing.I said that my director is in charge of students, and your director is in charge of money and projects. Can you compare with you?We have an auditorium here. "You are wrong," Li Lun said. "The president of the United States is the president, and the president of Nicaragua is also the president. It is enough to have a title. There are benefits, more or less." I said hey, how did you know that I was the director?He said fuck, I hinted they made you.I told your school leaders that it is too inappropriate for you to send a teacher to discuss the project, right?No, you are in politics.I said that was the case, I thanked the wrong person. "You invite me to dinner," Li Lun said, "bring the chick from last time." "I may not be able to call her," I said. "why?" "You know why." Li Lun said: "What do you know, a woman is like a horse, as long as you ride it once, subdue it, and ride it a second time and it will be docile."
I was sitting on the podium, holding a book in my hand, the cover of the book was facing the students.I said who has read this book? There was an uproar in the classroom, like an exploding pot.I waited for the students to calm down, and took the opportunity to search the classroom. I saw Mandela, and I also saw Mi Wei.But they didn't sit together. This was the first time they attended lectures apart after I noticed and discovered their affair. Mandela was still sitting in his usual seat, but Mi Wei was three or four rows away from him.I can see that there is something wrong with them, and I seem to know where their problem is-it must have something to do with Mi Wei's night out last week, and of course it has something to do with me, because last weekend I took Mi Wei I took it out, and I came back alone.I was the maker of the conflict between them, but they all came to my class.Mandela was my graduate student, so he had to come to my class, even though my class was mainly for undergraduates.And Mi Wei is completely free to not come, because her major is English, and Chinese literature is not a compulsory course for her. Although she can also take electives and get credits from then on, the principle of electing is voluntary and liking. Haven't I or my class bored her yet? The noise in the classroom gradually subsided, and my eyes and mind returned to the book. "Listen to the tone of the students just now and look at your demeanor," I said shaking the book, "I dare say you have all read this book, because it is." After a while of laughing, I pointed to the girl on the cover and said that I will take her in this class.After another laugh I said do you know who she is? Unanimous opinion: Wei Hui. I'm right, the author of the book.how is she Some boys said it was pretty.Some boys say it's sexy.Another boy said that I couldn't stand it anymore, teacher. I said you have to hold on, because Wei Hui is a person who likes to challenge patriarchy.If you last 45 minutes, I mean this class, now there are only 40 minutes left, if you can't even last 40 minutes, Wei Hui will be very disappointed. After the class burst into laughter, I said what do the female students think? Some girls say coquettish.There are also girls who say contrived.Another girl said can I throw up in class, teacher? I said yes, but you have to be careful of people saying that you are as different as Wei Hui, because Wei Hui said or Wei Hui said in the novel, she only vomited in two situations: one, no marijuana, and two, pregnancy. The girl who asked to vomit stood up angrily amidst the roar of laughter and wanted to leave the classroom. I said: "Can you wait for me to express the meaning of the words before leaving, Yukun loves classmate?" Yu Kun'ai ignored it, left her seat and walked towards the back door of the classroom. "I think this may be my last class." I said, "Being a teacher is really boring if you don't even have the right to say the wrong thing. I was wrong, and I'm sorry Yukun Ai." Yu Kun'ai stopped when she reached the back door.She turned around and sat in the empty seat in the back row. The eyes of the whole classroom returned to me.The sunlight from the windows shines on. I threw it on the table and said, it's not bad!How many people did this book hurt?No one can count.As far as I know, it first harmed the person who published this book, and secondly, it almost harmed me. If I didn't apologize or review in time just now, my image as an associate professor would be ruined.The only one who has not been harmed is Wei Hui. Now she has bought a mansion, a car, and a "beautiful writer" flower crown on her head with her manuscript fees.Is Wei Hui a beauty?From the cover, she is, but this is a studio masterpiece.Wei Hui was not a beauty at first, but she walked into the photo studio, spent an afternoon with the makeup artist, took photos, and after being praised by several editors and critics, she became a beauty. "Mr. Zhang, have you met Wei Hui?" a student asked me. I said, "I haven't seen it, but I'm sure any of the girls here is prettier than her." A student asked: "Then why does the teacher still fuck her?" I said: "Because I am brave. It is said to be an unhealthy work, right? Wei Hui is a writer with shortcomings, right? Even though she looks beautiful. This kind of work and writer, others are I dare not take it to the university forum to comment, but I dare. Why do I dare? Because I am not afraid that someone will attack me tomorrow as a teacher who is a thief and adulterer. Besides, you are not minors, you are college students, I am not afraid Don't worry about your taste, discernment, immunity and resistance being corroded and destroyed by this book. Even if I don't comment on it, you are actually reading and discussing this book. Instead of letting this book become popular in private , take pleasure in talking about it, why not put it on the table, in the classroom, and tell right from wrong. What do you think?" The students encouraged me to continue with warm applause.I raised it again, "Wei Hui in real life is not beautiful," I said, "but she is beautiful on the cover, she looks beautiful. That is to say, this is a writer who has been packaged and packaged quite well. , It can also be said to be a very selling product. Where is its selling point? One word, sex." I wrote the word "sex" on the blackboard, and then said: "Everyone don't have to keep this word secret, we will discuss it today. Face it. Sexuality about…” I spoke for nearly forty minutes at a stretch, firing like a machine gun at whoever I was aiming at.The bullets of my language hit the Internet and "beautiful writers" without any hindrance. Although I was in front of the students, they were just audiences or just like audiences. Obliteration, in my crusade, the fragrance of the jade meteorite disappeared, and the body was completely shattered.My merciless blows and dissections stunned the students, as if I had turned into an executioner or a psychopath. My feeling was confirmed after class - I was walking from the classroom to the dormitory, and saw Mi Wei parked under a tree by the side of the road. She was obviously waiting for me and had something to say to me. I took the initiative to lean over and said, "Hello, Mi Wei." Mi Wei didn't agree.Her impoliteness made me feel a little ominous.I immediately remembered the night I threw her to Li Lun, and I was guilty if she did feel hurt.I'm ready to apologize to her, and apologize now.I said, "Mi Wei, I'm sorry, that night I..." Mi Wei raised her palm, interrupted me and said, "Don't talk about that night." I said yes, don't talk. She looked at the tree farther away from the road, and said she was afraid that others would gossip about you? I said not afraid. So we walked into the woods, passed tree after tree, and shuttled like men and women making friends, but I was soberly aware that we were not making friends, but becoming enemies. "I went to your class today." Mi Wei said. "I see it," I said. Mi Wei glanced at the textbook I was holding in my hand, and said, "Don't you hate beautiful women, why do you hold on to it like a baby?" I said, "This is a textbook, I can't throw it away. Isn't it like a soldier throwing a gun when a professor throws away a textbook?" Mi Wei said: "Yes, you can't throw it away. This is your job and weapon. You still have to rely on beautiful women to beg for food and conquer the world." I could hear a pun in Mi Wei's words, saying: "Yes, beautiful women are wealth and treasures, everyone loves them, and beautiful women are invincible." "Then why do you hate beautiful women so deeply and criticize them mercilessly?" Mi Wei stared at me and said, "Don't you think you are a little perverted?" I looked at Mi Wei's eyes staring at me, as if I was facing two bullet holes to retaliate against me, and the flames that erupted immediately forced me to surrender.I am willing to surrender. "I'm perverted," I said, "I'm a man with two faces, a teacher on the one hand, and an illiterate, no, legal illiterate on the other. Or a man on the one hand and a beast on the other." Mi Wei broke into a smile, she seemed to be satisfied with my review.The atmosphere we get along with has returned to the past. Mi Wei asked me if I could treat her to eat snails at night, which is a sign of our reconciliation.I said yes, call Mandela together.What did Mi Wei ask him to do?I said that we are always together. Mi Wei said, "I've already had an affair with him, don't you know?" I said, "Why?" Mi Wei said: "I'm tired of playing. He has nothing new to me. He actually doesn't speak Chinese very well, and the sweet words he uses to coax girls are all outdated." I said, "You dumped him for that?" Mi Wei said: "Mr. Zhang, your student took advantage of me, and I don't ask for anything from him. This is already very worthy of him." I wanted to ask if I should thank you for him, but I didn't. "Then... I'll treat you to eat snails tonight, let's go." I said. We go out of the woods.
The two political cadres who came to talk to me were a man and a woman. The man was serious and the woman was also serious. I thought they were from the school discipline committee, but they were not.They said they belonged to the school's organization department, and they brought the school committee's decision to appoint me as the director of the school's student affairs department, and asked me what I thought. I was stunned for a long time, but I didn't turn around from the wrong train of thought all at once, but was still walking down.I think I got into trouble, the trouble was caused by me, the victim was Mi Wei, the school must know about it.I made a mistake and should be punished. "Have you considered it?" said the male cadre. "What?" I was still confused. "About your appointment." The female cadre said. "You're right?" I said. "You don't believe in the organization," said the male cadre. "How can you make a mistake about personnel issues?" I said that I am a teacher and I don't know how to deal with personnel affairs. The female cadre suddenly smiled and looked a little more approachable. She said that I was also a teacher before, and then I was engaged in administration.You may not know me, but I know you.I have read your articles and you are very popular with students in class.When you were not married, your lover Cao Ying and I were in the next dormitory, so of course you would not notice me.Where did I say, I remembered.I don't actually think about it.I said it has been several years, I thought you had gone abroad.She said I am not as capable as your lover.I have been in school.I said that this university is too big, and they didn't meet each other on the same ground.She said that you have also been in politics, and you will see each other often in the future.Did I say it's true?She said, of course it is true. It was decided after the leader’s recommendation, organizational assessment, public review, and school committee discussion, and finally she talked to you. "But why do I always feel that this is just a joke, how can I be the director." I said. "You should trust the leaders and the masses," said the male cadre, "and you should also trust yourself. You have a high reputation among the students, and I believe you are fully qualified for the position of director of the Student Affairs Office." The male cadre even said four beliefs, but I couldn't believe it.I said ok. Leaving the two cadres who came to talk to me, I went to Huang Jielin's office.He didn't ask me to go, but I was going because I felt that my sudden promotion must have something to do with him.He's working behind the scenes, and I'm going to visit him backstage. Seeing me coming in, Huang Jielin closed the folder and said, "Come on, are we done talking?" I'm done. He said, "What are you doing standing? Sit down!" I sat on the sofa and looked at him with a low posture.He pressed the phone on the desk and said you come in.His desk is as big as a boat.Presently a young woman came in, I think it was his secretary, for he asked her to pour me tea.The young woman made me a cup of tea, gave me a smile and stepped back.I was fascinated by the slowly sinking tea leaves and the gradually greening tea in the porcelain cup.He said you drink tea, you can't trust the tea here, the top-quality Longjing.I took a sip from my teacup, then looked up at him.He is also drinking tea.His cup is made of a coffee bottle, and the clear tea and uniform leaves can be seen transparently blending in the bottle. "Any thoughts?" he said. "I want to treat you to dinner." I said. "It's okay to eat, but you don't need to ask for it," he said, "You still need to invite me to eat with me?" "I must thank you." "Thank you, between us, you're welcome." He said. "Without you, how can I be a director?" "Is it possible," he said, "I can be the vice-principal, but you can't be the director?" "You have the talent to be an official, but I don't," I said. "You don't deserve it, how do you know if you have it?" He said, "If you do it, your talent will naturally come into play." "I'm the head of the department," I said, "can I still go?" "Where are you going?" I said, "Go abroad. My wife is waiting for me over there, you know." "Let's talk about it first when you become the director," he said, and then drank tea, "I will see you off." "when?" "Wait until the project is approved," he said, "you haven't finished your task yet." I said, "What? Hasn't Li Lun informed you yet?" "Here, but it will take some time," he said, and stood up unexpectedly, walked to sit beside me, "You have to keep working hard!" As soon as he finished speaking, his hand also fell on mine on the shoulders. I feel like I'm bearing an elephant's leg.
The first call I answered after I became the director was actually from Li Lun.I didn't even know the phone number of my office, so Li Lun's voice got into my ears.He congratulated and said sarcastically to Director, is that chair easy to sit on?I say it's better than classroom chairs.He said that's right.You are now the director, and I am also the director, and we can now sit on an equal footing.I said that my director is in charge of students, and your director is in charge of money and projects. Can you compare with you?We have an auditorium here. "You are wrong," Li Lun said. "The president of the United States is the president, and the president of Nicaragua is also the president. It is enough to have a title. There are benefits, more or less." I said hey, how did you know that I was the director?He said fuck, I hinted they made you.I told your school leaders that it is too inappropriate for you to send a teacher to discuss the project, right?No, you are in politics.I said that was the case, I thanked the wrong person. "You invite me to dinner," Li Lun said, "bring the chick from last time." "I may not be able to call her," I said. "why?" "You know why." Li Lun said: "What do you know, a woman is like a horse, as long as you ride it once, subdue it, and ride it a second time and it will be docile."