Mi Wei and I were still able to fight into the city.I didn't ask the school to send a car, not because I wanted to be honest, but because I wanted to hide corruption.I feel that I have become corrupt. From sending Li Lun a female college student, I have become depraved.I went from an associate professor to a pimp to a director.Starting from the last taxi, every penny I spend is public funds, and all consumption can be reimbursed.I am not prepared to be an official, but I have the power to control a certain amount of manpower and material resources.When I told Mi Wei that I was going to the city to treat Director Li to dinner, would you go or not, Mi Wei agreed without hesitation.She said that it would be a different matter if you were still a teacher, but now that you are the director, do I dare not go?I said you don't care if I'm the director or not, and I'm not forcing you, I'll take you if you want.Mi Wei said I would.I said I really want to?She said she would.I said that's fine.
Mi Wei was sitting in the taxi, like a cat, she seemed much calmer, no longer asking this and that like last time.Apparently she knew the purpose of the trip as tacitly as I did.We didn't speak for a long time, until the phone rang and I talked to Li Lun.
I didn't realize it was my phone when I started hearing it because I didn't even realize I had it.My mobile phone was just configured, and I only called Li Lun once, and then I put it in my pocket and forgot.So when the phone rang in the car, I was indifferent.The phone rang continuously.I reminded the driver that master, you can answer the phone.The driver said that I don't have a mobile phone, but it belongs to you.At this time, Mi Wei reached into the small bag, took out a mobile phone, looked at it, and said it wasn't mine.She glanced at me and said it was yours, Teacher Zhang.I was taken aback, huh?I hurriedly reached out and fumbled here and there, and took out the mobile phone in one of the pockets. I saw a series of numbers on the display screen of the mobile phone, and the source of the ringtone was more clear.I pressed the OK button and raised the phone to my ear.
"The Literary Federation?" Li Lun's voice.
I said, "It's me."
"Why haven't you answered the phone for so long?"
I said, "Can't hear you, we're in the car now."
Li Lun: "Where have you been?"
I said, "Halfway." I looked out the window, "I've passed Changgang Road."
Li Lun: "Does Xingang Hotel know how to get there?"
I said, "The taxi driver knows."
Li Lun: "Fuck, are you still playing? Okay, I'll wait for you in the lobby."
Putting down the phone, I glanced at Mi Wei and found that she was also looking at me.We looked at each other and smiled.Mi Wei said what is your mobile phone number?tell me.I said I don't remember.She said she didn't want me to know.I said I really don't remember, this phone was just given to me this morning.She said yes, then I have a way to know your number.I said yes.She said you called my cell phone.I say yes.She said you dial 1390**71666.I dialed 1390**71666, and her cell phone rang.She looked at the caller ID and said your number is 13914414**4, why are there so many 4s?This number is not good.I said it was given by the school, so I can't choose the number.Mi Wei said that there are 8 out of 6, and the principal's secretaries must have taken them all.I said your number 6 is quite a lot.She said that I am different, I am a private mobile phone.I said you have a mobile phone and don't tell me the number.She said she told it.I said where?She said it was on your phone.I suddenly realized that you are smart.
Then we kept talking, and before we knew it, we arrived at the Newport Hotel.Mi Wei got out of the car first.After I paid the fare and entered the hotel, Mi Wei and Li Lun had already met in the lobby.Li Lun held his bag in one hand and wrapped around Mi Wei's waist with the other.Mi Wei seemed reluctant or natural, but she didn't move away.They look like a couple who are not yet harmonious or in harmony, waiting for a guest or friend who has an appointment.
Seeing me approaching, Li Lun let go of Mi Wei and came to shake my hand.I said we still need to shake hands?He said of course he would, and that was congratulations.I took Li Lun's hand, feeling like I was being caught by a crab, because he hit hard.I said, is it worth your effort for me to be a director?He said I'm going to kill you tonight.I said you kill it.I have enough money with me tonight.
We sat in a box whose name I did not note.As the name suggests, the main dish of Xingang Restaurant is seafood.I asked Li Lun to order.Li Lun opened his mouth and ordered a lobster first, then glanced at me.I said watch what I do?point it.He said it's all right?I said it's okay, you just order.Li Lun continued to order, and I pretended not to care, just talking to Mi Wei.I said there is only one semester left, how many courses are still not credited?Mi Wei talked about two subjects, "History of Britain" and "Contemporary Chinese Literature".I said that is not much, which means you are working hard.She said "Contemporary Chinese Literature" you still can't read it?I say it.She said that I thought you would stop taking classes when you became the director, and let others take it.I said who said?I'm still an associate professor, I'm essentially a teacher.Mi Wei said that is very good, can you tell me now what questions you have in the exam?I said that the class is not over yet, who thought of asking questions?She said, can you tell me when the question comes out?I'm talking about this, I'll talk about it later.She said a little coquettishly no, you promise me first.I said yes, I promise you.She twitched her ass with great pleasure.I can't say no, I'm writing a thesis for this exam, even if I tell you the topic in advance, you can still perform according to your ability.Mi Wei said that's okay, it's better to open the book, as long as you correct the article, you won't make me fail, right?I said yes, you won't fail.Mi Wei said that I can't wait to toast you two glasses now.
The food and drink were served while Mi Wei and I were talking.A gigantic lobster took all of our sights and left me and Mivi dumbfounded because it was horrifying - the processed lobster was still raw, it was broken into three sections or parts, with the head and tail intact Don't move, the middle part is thinly sliced raw shrimp, which is the part we want to eat.Mi Wei flinched and said, how do you eat this?Li Lun said to eat it raw.Mi Wei said how to eat it raw?Li Lun said he hadn't eaten it, right?Mi Wei said she hadn't eaten it.Li Lun looked at me, and I said I hadn't eaten either.Li Lun said that I will teach you how to eat.
Li Lun first put the ingredients in the dish, including oil, peanuts, shredded ginger and mustard, then mixed the raw shrimp with the ingredients and put it in his mouth.
Seeing Li Lun eating with gusto, Mi Wei and I followed suit and took a bite of raw shrimp each.
"How is it? Is it delicious?" Li Lun said.
Mi Wei nodded and said, delicious.Li Lun picked up the cup and said, come on, cheers.Mi Wei looked at the glass and said liquor?Li Lun said that eating raw shrimp requires drinking white wine, which kills bacteria.Only then did Mi Wei pick up the wine glass.
The three of us clinked glasses and were about to drink, Li Lun said slowly!Forgot to say a toast.Mi Wei is right.She looked at me.Li Lun said that I wish Comrade Zhang Zhanglian to become an official and continue to make a fortune!Mi Wei said that Mr. Zhu Zhang will be the director!
The three of us clinked glasses again and drank the wine in one gulp.
The following content is basically the repetition or cycle of the above. Every glass of wine I drink has something to do with me being the director, just like every bite of raw shrimp must be dipped in ingredients.If there is a difference, I drink two glasses of wine, and Li Lun and Mi Wei only drink one, because they are taking turns to respect me.Mi Wei became Li Lun's ally, and she completely fell on Li Lun's side.
I'm sick of them.
I ran into the bathroom inside the box and spit out the lobster and the famous wine, because these delicacies hadn't had time to digest in my stomach, but I thought they had become filth, like money in an official's It is the same as stolen money if it is in the pocket and forced to withdraw it.I have no experience of returning stolen goods, but I have tasted the discomfort or pain of vomiting-my stomach is twisted, my throat is like fire, and all my saliva turns into spicy water.The sound of my vomiting is like the cough of a consumptive patient, which lasts for a long time.At the same time, I also heard another voice, which came from outside the bathroom. It was unmistakably Li Lun and Mi Wei’s gloating laughter, as if accompaniment and singing for my vomiting, and it reminded me to proceed to the next step. Performance.
I slanted out of the bathroom, supported the wall and Li Lun's shoulders, went back to the wine table and sat down.I started drinking mad with eyebrows and raised eyes.I said you can open a room for me, Li Lun.I can't go back, I won't go back.Li Lun said no, no.I said, what are you doing, Li Lun, why hasn't the report been approved yet?Are you disrespecting me?I beg you so much and you don't approve, what kind of fellow, friend, shit!Li Lun said that he would approve it, and he would definitely approve it.When did I say it was approved?He said he would approve it, and he would approve it soon.I said I'll give you another week, if you don't take care of our school affairs, I can't pay my job, I can't go out to reunite with my wife, I × you!Li Lun said yes, if things can't be done, you x me.I took out the envelope containing the money, threw it in front of him, and said to pay the bill and open a room for me.Li Lun raised his hand to the waiter and said Miss, pay the bill.I narrowed my eyes and said Miss, Miss.Li Lun said yes, I will find you a lady.I hung my head on the wine table without saying a word, and then I heard Mi Wei say Teacher Zhang, Teacher Zhang?Of course I didn't say anything.Mi Wei said that Teacher Zhang was drunk.Li Lun said yes and could not go back.What did Mi Wei say?Li Lun said to open the room to sleep.And you, open another one, let's go together.Mi Wei said fuck you.Li Lun said fuck me.Mi Wei said hey, do you really want to find a lady for him?Didn't Li Lun say what he said just now?Mi Wei said, don't hurt me, Mr. Zhang, he is a good man.Li Lun said that good people are also human beings.Mi Wei said that I forbid you to find a lady for Teacher Zhang, otherwise I will send Teacher Zhang back.Li Lun said yes, I will not look for it.
I was sprawled on the bed in my hotel room like a dizzy bear.Li Lun and Mi Wei managed to get here with me, and they were still tossed by me.I was "drunk like mud", but I knew it was Li Lun who took off my shoes, turned me over, and then Mi Wei wiped my face with a hot towel and covered me with a quilt.I heard Mi Wei complaining that Li Lunshuo was the one who made me angry, otherwise he wouldn't be drunk like this.Li Lun said that he should be drunk, and he was happy to be the director.Mi Wei said yes, and I am also happy for him.Li Lun said that's all right, and our goal has been achieved.Mi Wei said that your plot succeeded.
As soon as Li Lun and Mi Wei left, I sat up and moved around the room like a beast.I turned on the TV first, then went to the bathroom to put water in the bathtub.I go back to bed and watch TV, occasionally checking the phone.I expected the phone to ring, but was terrified.During the period of waiting and watching, my heart has been beating like a deer.A TV series called "Kneel Down" was playing, but after a man and a woman kissed, they stopped.I turned off the TV in frustration and turned off the lights.
I got out of bed again in the middle of the night when the doorbell woke me up.Who comes in the night?I was both happy and worried, and went to open the door, and saw a security guard standing beside the waiter, what did I say?The waiter said are you okay?I said no?The waiter said that you forgot to turn off the water. I heard the water in the bathroom rushing continuously, so... I slapped my head and said sorry, I will turn it off now.I turned around and went into the bathroom to turn off the water, and went back to the door of the room. The waiter and the security guard were still standing there, insisting on saying goodbye to my husband before leaving.
I soak in the bathtub and take a gentle bath. This bath should have been taken two or three hours ago, but I forgot.
Cao Ying said, what kind of woman's house are you in?Who has the magic to keep my husband out all night? Cao Ying asked me this on the phone.I answered the call only after returning to my residence at the university.I heard the phone ringing as I unlocked it, and it was obvious that my wife couldn't contain her suspicions.She used the phone to keep track of my whereabouts. When I had no phone in the hotel, the phone kept barking like a simple puppy, calling me all night.I didn't go back to the dormitory to sleep, so Cao Ying thought that I went to another woman's house.Her judgment spread from far away England to China where her husband lives, which is far from the truth.How do I clarify or answer questions about her infidelity? "I got drunk at a friend's place last night," I said. "It's Li Lun's place, you know? My fellow villager, middle school classmate, I seem to have mentioned it to you before. It's a man." "When did you learn to drink? When you married me, men, women and children respected you and you didn't drink." "Can't I drink it? But my friend, this fellow always drinks me. One congratulates one cup, one cup congratulates the other. I'm not the director anymore." "Are you still the director?" "Yes, Director of the Academic Affairs Office." Cao Ying said: "Such a big official doesn't tell me." "I told you I'm afraid you'll make fun of me. This is because the school is driving ducks to the shelves. I think, anyway, I'm going to leave. I'll be an official. I'll be an official in a few days. When I go abroad, how can I be a Chinese official?" " "You still want to go abroad, thanks to you." "I want to, because I miss you." "You don't think of me when you're with another woman." "I have no other women." "Do you think I believe it?" "You should believe like I believe in you." "It's okay if you want another woman. We have been separated for three years. In fact, you should have one too." "What do you mean by that?" "no other meanings." "Do you mean that if I want other women, you will have other men?" "That's what you mean." "That's what you mean." "Think whatever you like, anyway, I'm not like you, I don't want to leave." "who knows?" "Okay, let's not talk, I'm sleepy, it's my turn to sleep." I slowly put down the microphone because Cao Ying had already hung up.The channel of communication between us was cut off, and the common language of wife and husband was gone.The body is separated, and the heart is separated.The status is different, and the time is not right.Now the night in Britain is the day in China. Couples of the same species fall asleep while the other wakes up, like sunrise in the east and rain in the west.
I sat in my office in the Academic Affairs Office and called Li Lun's office. I said, "Li Lun, it's time." Li Lun said, "What time will it be?" I said, "One week, it's the seventh day." "What a week?" "We had dinner together last week. You promised to solve the project report of our school in a week, and it has been a week now." Li Lun said, "This one? Aren't you drunk?" I said I wasn't drunk at all. Li Lun said: "Fuck, you lied to me, I thought you were drunk, and I took off your shoes." I said, "I'm not pretending to be drunk, do you have a chance to sleep with a female college student?" Li Lun said that was true.I said how is the project report of our school doing?Li Lun said what are you in a hurry for.I said that my wife had already given me a yellow card, and Huang Jielin from the school was urging me all day long. If the project is not approved and my task is not completed, I will not be able to leave. Can I not be in a hurry?Li Lun said that it is useless for you to be anxious. Such a large project cannot be approved easily.I said that I have worked so hard that there is nothing I can do, is it still easy? Li Lun said: "Do you think it's a big deal to invite a female college student to accompany you for two meals?" I said, do you think there is any more extreme behavior or method than dedication?Li Lun said that is not called devotion, but prostitution.I was tipped for the service you and your students provided me. I said, don't take advantage of it and act obedient, Li Lun!Li Lun said yes, I took advantage, but it was a small advantage.Do you know how big your school program is?Two hundred million!do you know?What did I say that the project is so big? Li Lun said, "You don't know?" I said, "I don't know." Li Lun said, "Fuck, you're running around, and you don't even know what the project is?!" I said, "I'm running errands, and I only know how to impress you. As for the specific project, I don't care if I know it or not." Li Lun said: "Then don't run anymore. If you don't even know the content of the project, your running will lose its meaning and value. You just want to be a dog leg, don't you want to be a hero of Dongxi University?" ?” Peng Bing suddenly walked in at this time, I quickly lowered the microphone, and sealed the listening mouth with my hand, for fear that Li Lun's words would be heard by the deputy director of the Academic Affairs Office.Seeing this, Peng Bing smiled knowingly and said that I would come back later.She was about to leave, but I stopped her and hung up the phone. Peng Bing looked more embarrassed than me, because my action of covering the microphone made her think that I felt that she had discovered my privacy, and she was disturbed by this.It is very dangerous for a deputy to make the boss feel that he has been caught by himself, just as a leader feels that being caught by his subordinates is also very dangerous. This is the experience of the predecessors I read from the book. Now became my feelings.How can I remove or resolve this feeling? "An old friend telegraphed and laughed at me when he learned that I was the head of the department. I was afraid that you would be humiliated along with me." I said. "Your old friend must be a fairy, or a lunatic," Peng Bing said, "because neither of them can eat fireworks." "That's it," I said, and I saw a paper in her hand, "what's the matter?" Peng Bing handed the document to me and said, "This is an opinion on the handling of journalism student Hu Hongyi and others gathering crowds to gamble. Please sign it." I took the document, flipped through it, and saw words such as "mercenary, mahjong, cash, meal ticket, overnight, lose, win, bad, expulsion, probation, warning" were listed on the document, shining like sparks.I feel fresh and feel hot.I said how to sign?Peng Bing said you just sign and agree, or disagree.I said, is it good to sign the agreement or not to agree?Peng Bing said that according to the school rules and routines, you should sign the agreement.I said yes, I agree. I signed the document: I agree with the Zhanglian Federation of Literary and Art Circles. I looked at my signature and my signature, and a thrill boiled over me that I hadn't experienced before, that was different from or above food, bathing, winning and making love.This supreme pleasure is given to me by power, although it is based on the pain of others, because I issue the document of the punisher. As soon as Peng Bing left, I called Li Lun again.Li Lun said right away that you actually lost the phone with me?I said sorry, my deputy director suddenly came in, she is a very sensitive woman.Li Lun said forgive you.I said, what did you say about the heroes just now?Li Lun said that it is easy to talk about meeting, let's talk about it after meeting.Did I say the same as last time? Li Lun said, "Forget it, you can come alone." I went to see Li Lun alone.After meeting he pulled me to Regent City.As soon as we entered Regent City, we were asked to undress and waited for us to undress. I was confused and said what is going on?Li Lun talked about the sauna while taking off his clothes, let's talk about the sauna first.You haven't been in a sauna, have you?I treat you to a sauna today.Then Li Lun took off all his clothes, his plump body was as round and sleek as a white dolphin, which made me laugh.He said why are you laughing, take it off! Like Li Lun, I was completely naked. We got into a steamer.The steam in the steamer is like a mountain cloud, but the temperature is hotter than that in a coal kiln.My sweat gushed out.The thick steam made it difficult for Li Lun and I to see each other clearly, but it did not hinder our conversation. Li Lun said how do you feel? I said it was ok. "Sauna is taught in universities, but it's rare." I said, "You are leading me down the evil path step by step." "Saunas are not illegal," he said. I said, "Then why is anyone afraid of saunas?" Li Lun said: "That's because there are sex services after the sauna." Did I say yes? Li Lun said: "If you are afraid, you don't want this kind of service." I said, "Is it safe?" He said: "There is no absolute security in this world. A country as powerful as the United States has been attacked by surprise. Who can guarantee that there will be no sudden inspection in a sauna place? However, I have been here so many times and have not encountered any accidents." .” I said there will be nothing today, right? Li Lun said that he didn't know, it's hard to say. I suddenly felt uncomfortable, probably caused by panic.I say let's go.He said no steaming?I said no to steaming.He said to scare you, you don't have to be afraid, really. I said, "No matter what I say, I won't steam it anymore." I stepped out of the steam room like a new thief, gave me a hasty shower, and went to the dressing room to find my clothes and put them on.The waiter who helped me get dressed asked me why I didn't have a massage?The ladies here are of high grade, and many of them are college students.I said yes?The waiter said that they have been authenticated when they come in, so is it false?I said, which school do they dare to say they are students from?The waiter said it wouldn't.I said how to verify it?The waiter said to hear them speak English, we have some English here, test their English.I said oh.The waiter handed me the leather shoes and said that we have polished your leather shoes.I say thank you.When I finished dressing, the waiter handed me a slip and said he could do me a favor.I saw that it was a tip slip, and after thinking about it, he helped me shine my leather shoes, and then signed 20.00 on it.The waiter was happy to say thank you boss.I said that I am not the boss, but the one who came with me is, and he will settle the bill later.The waiter said that someone will help you check out, which means that you are the boss, and the real boss does not need to pay for it yourself.I smiled at the waiter and said that you know a lot. Not long after I waited outside the gate of Lijing City, Li Lun also came out.He said that he wanted you to solve the problem, but he didn't expect you to not accept my favor.I said that I am not used to solving problems in this kind of place.He said whatever you want.Let's go eat. While eating, Li Lun took out a report from Dongxi University. This is the first time I have seen a school report. The title of the report is "Report on the Establishment of the Science and Technology Park of Dongxi University". I have been busy with this report for a month.This report is very thick, with more than ten pages.Li Lun said that you don't need to read carefully, I just tell you the importance.I stopped reading reports.Li Lun said that once this report is approved, 200 million state funds will continue to flow into your school's account.After the completion of the science and technology park, the hardware of your school has met the requirements of the "211" project. Do you know what the "211 project" is?It is the abbreviation of "Establishing 100 National Key Universities in the 21st Century". That is to say, after the completion of the Science and Technology Park, Dongxi University can enter the ranks of national key universities. My eyes returned to the report.Staring at the words on the report, I feel the golden light shining, and every word is worth a lot.My hands were shaking with excitement.Li Lun took the report back at this time and said, do you now understand how to become a hero of Dongxi University? I said: "The report is approved, and the hero should be you." Li Lun said: "I don't want to be a hero, I just want to get what I want." I said me too. Li Lun said, don't you just want the school to send you abroad? I said: "The school let me be the director first, this is a kind of kindness." Li Lun said: "Without my pressure, you can become the director? If I can't pass this test, you don't want to be the director again." "So you have to help me." "Of course I want to help you, but I don't want to take advantage of your school. For such a big project, I just thought about getting an acquaintance. I, Li Lun, have never done such an easy thing." I said what do you want?you say. Li Lun stared at me and said, "Don't you understand?" I said I don't understand, I really don't understand.Li Lun said that you don't need to understand, but don't your school leaders understand?I said that I don't understand.Li Lun said that you should go back and tell Huang Jielin that I have to go abroad recently, and I can only do this report when I come back. Ask him if he has any suggestions?I said which country are you going to? Li Lun looked at me and shook his head, and said, "Are you stupid or fake? Really stupid, and you are an associate professor with a doctoral background. Fake stupid, your brain is really dull and dull." I said it's stupid, you haven't heard people say that you are as stupid as a doctor.Heard the joke about the Doctor?Li Lun said he hadn't heard of it.I said then I will tell you. I took a sip of my beer and started telling jokes.I said that IBM had built a new machine for testing IQ called "Darker Deeper Deeper Blue", and then I had an undergraduate student, a master's student and a doctoral student to test it.The undergraduate student put his head in, and the machine played a pleasant music and said, "Congratulations, your IQ is 150! You are a genius!" The master student put his head in, and the machine said flatly, "Your IQ is 100, You are a talent." Finally, the doctoral student stuck his head in, and after the machine chattered for a while, he said, "Don't throw stones into the machine!" The doctor was very angry, and he went to the administrator and asked to see the source code of the program. The staff complied with his request.The doctoral student carefully checked and modified the source program until he was satisfied.This time, the doctoral student was more cautious. Instead of sticking his head in, he found a stone and put it in.The machine chattered for a while and then said: "Ah! So you are a doctor! You really don't know Taishan!" Li Lun listened for a while, and then started laughing.The really top-notch jokes are the ones you laugh at after a brain teaser, and it looks like mine was on that level.I was also very happy to see Li Lun smiling so happily. "You can tell such a joke that you are not stupid," Li Lun said. "I believe you know how to make your school operate this matter."
I walked into the office of Vice President Huang Jielin with Li Lun's trust.His office is spacious and spacious, like a luxurious wing in a restaurant. The sets of works of great men in the huge closet are like bottles of famous wine, which makes me happy.My complexion may be pretty, so Huang Jielin opened his mouth and asked me what good news?I was noncommittal, Huang Jielin thought I was trying to whet his appetite, so he invited me to sit and made me tea.He sat next to me, waiting for me to speak. Li Lun was going abroad, he said he would handle our school report when he came back, I said, looking at Huang Jielin with a guilty conscience, wondering if this is good news? Huang Jielin nodded, what else?He said. Also, did he imply that our school should express something? How to express?Huang Jielin said, didn't you express it? I said treat him to two meals, maybe this is too simple. Huang Jielin said that you don't know how to do his work except treat him to dinner? I did it, I did everything I could. You are old classmates and fellow villagers, so he won't be accommodating?Huang Jielin said. I said my face was still too small to talk to him.I'm afraid it will take something else. what? Money, I said. I know he wants money, Huang Jielin said, he stood up, twisting his buttocks, if he has money, he won't look for you. Ten thousand to twenty thousand is always okay, right?I say. Huang Jielin didn't twist his buttocks, he just turned his face around, and the face and buttocks were facing me like drums.What?He said, do you think a director like Li Lun is a snail?Ten thousand to twenty thousand is enough.Such a project, these people, can't be filled without five or six hundred thousand or millions!But it is impossible for our school to pay this money, where will this money come from?So we can't use the method of paying money, we can only use other methods. I said that I have exhausted all means except money. Huang Jielin said that this is a question of your ability.We pinned our hopes on you and gave you considerable treatment. I said, do you mean the matter of me being the director? Huang Jielin said that of course the director is not considered a promotion, his ass is twisted to the back, and your title of associate professor is also equivalent to the division level, but higher. But many people would rather be section chiefs than associate professors or professors, because professors are also under the control of section chiefs and division chiefs. I said, now it is the section chiefs who run the school. Huang Jielin said that the system is created by the system.It will change in the future. I said that was in the future, so I still have to cherish the official title of Director, because it is bigger than Section Chief. It's good that you understand.Huang Jielin said.He went to the desk to get a cigarette, took out one and put it in his mouth. When he was about to light the fire, did you smoke it?He said. I say thank you and smoke. Huang Jielin held out the cigarette case, and I took one out of it.After lighting the cigarette on his mouth, he moved the fire over, intending to light my cigarette, but I refused.I took the lighter from him, lit it again, and lit the cigarette in my mouth.I took a deep breath, letting the smoke come out of my nostrils.Seeing this, Huang Jielin said, when did you learn to smoke?Still like that.I remember you don't smoke. Recently, I said that not only have I learned to smoke, but I have also learned to drink.In fact, what I said was not entirely true. I was a smoker, but I didn’t smoke in front of others, because I used to smoke low-end cigarettes. Like me, Huang Jielin said, before I was in administration, I knew neither of these things. I looked at Huang Jielin, and suddenly found that he was very kind, like an ordinary person.I think it's alcohol and tobacco, because we talked about alcohol and tobacco, and we smoked together.Smoking made me feel like I was an ally of Huang Jielin, we were in a trench.My fate is the same or similar to his, because I also embarked on the road of administration.I remember that Huang Jielin also changed careers when he was an associate professor. He first became the director of the Academic Affairs Office, then the director of the principal's office, and then the vice principal.When he was the head of the office, he was rated as a professor-this seems funny, because it is difficult for people who study and study hard to be rated as professors, but it is amazing for people who are ignorant to become professors.I am going to be like him now, because I have become the director and my job has been transferred.In the administrative position, in the future I will not only be able to be judged as a professor, but also be a professor's judge.Thinking of this, I was so excited, it was like getting an electric shock.The cigarette in my mouth was like an electric baton, making me tremble all over.
Cao Ying said, what kind of woman's house are you in?Who has the magic to keep my husband out all night? Cao Ying asked me this on the phone.I answered the call only after returning to my residence at the university.I heard the phone ringing as I unlocked it, and it was obvious that my wife couldn't contain her suspicions.She used the phone to keep track of my whereabouts. When I had no phone in the hotel, the phone kept barking like a simple puppy, calling me all night.I didn't go back to the dormitory to sleep, so Cao Ying thought that I went to another woman's house.Her judgment spread from far away England to China where her husband lives, which is far from the truth.How do I clarify or answer questions about her infidelity? "I got drunk at a friend's place last night," I said. "It's Li Lun's place, you know? My fellow villager, middle school classmate, I seem to have mentioned it to you before. It's a man." "When did you learn to drink? When you married me, men, women and children respected you and you didn't drink." "Can't I drink it? But my friend, this fellow always drinks me. One congratulates one cup, one cup congratulates the other. I'm not the director anymore." "Are you still the director?" "Yes, Director of the Academic Affairs Office." Cao Ying said: "Such a big official doesn't tell me." "I told you I'm afraid you'll make fun of me. This is because the school is driving ducks to the shelves. I think, anyway, I'm going to leave. I'll be an official. I'll be an official in a few days. When I go abroad, how can I be a Chinese official?" " "You still want to go abroad, thanks to you." "I want to, because I miss you." "You don't think of me when you're with another woman." "I have no other women." "Do you think I believe it?" "You should believe like I believe in you." "It's okay if you want another woman. We have been separated for three years. In fact, you should have one too." "What do you mean by that?" "no other meanings." "Do you mean that if I want other women, you will have other men?" "That's what you mean." "That's what you mean." "Think whatever you like, anyway, I'm not like you, I don't want to leave." "who knows?" "Okay, let's not talk, I'm sleepy, it's my turn to sleep." I slowly put down the microphone because Cao Ying had already hung up.The channel of communication between us was cut off, and the common language of wife and husband was gone.The body is separated, and the heart is separated.The status is different, and the time is not right.Now the night in Britain is the day in China. Couples of the same species fall asleep while the other wakes up, like sunrise in the east and rain in the west.
I sat in my office in the Academic Affairs Office and called Li Lun's office. I said, "Li Lun, it's time." Li Lun said, "What time will it be?" I said, "One week, it's the seventh day." "What a week?" "We had dinner together last week. You promised to solve the project report of our school in a week, and it has been a week now." Li Lun said, "This one? Aren't you drunk?" I said I wasn't drunk at all. Li Lun said: "Fuck, you lied to me, I thought you were drunk, and I took off your shoes." I said, "I'm not pretending to be drunk, do you have a chance to sleep with a female college student?" Li Lun said that was true.I said how is the project report of our school doing?Li Lun said what are you in a hurry for.I said that my wife had already given me a yellow card, and Huang Jielin from the school was urging me all day long. If the project is not approved and my task is not completed, I will not be able to leave. Can I not be in a hurry?Li Lun said that it is useless for you to be anxious. Such a large project cannot be approved easily.I said that I have worked so hard that there is nothing I can do, is it still easy? Li Lun said: "Do you think it's a big deal to invite a female college student to accompany you for two meals?" I said, do you think there is any more extreme behavior or method than dedication?Li Lun said that is not called devotion, but prostitution.I was tipped for the service you and your students provided me. I said, don't take advantage of it and act obedient, Li Lun!Li Lun said yes, I took advantage, but it was a small advantage.Do you know how big your school program is?Two hundred million!do you know?What did I say that the project is so big? Li Lun said, "You don't know?" I said, "I don't know." Li Lun said, "Fuck, you're running around, and you don't even know what the project is?!" I said, "I'm running errands, and I only know how to impress you. As for the specific project, I don't care if I know it or not." Li Lun said: "Then don't run anymore. If you don't even know the content of the project, your running will lose its meaning and value. You just want to be a dog leg, don't you want to be a hero of Dongxi University?" ?” Peng Bing suddenly walked in at this time, I quickly lowered the microphone, and sealed the listening mouth with my hand, for fear that Li Lun's words would be heard by the deputy director of the Academic Affairs Office.Seeing this, Peng Bing smiled knowingly and said that I would come back later.She was about to leave, but I stopped her and hung up the phone. Peng Bing looked more embarrassed than me, because my action of covering the microphone made her think that I felt that she had discovered my privacy, and she was disturbed by this.It is very dangerous for a deputy to make the boss feel that he has been caught by himself, just as a leader feels that being caught by his subordinates is also very dangerous. This is the experience of the predecessors I read from the book. Now became my feelings.How can I remove or resolve this feeling? "An old friend telegraphed and laughed at me when he learned that I was the head of the department. I was afraid that you would be humiliated along with me." I said. "Your old friend must be a fairy, or a lunatic," Peng Bing said, "because neither of them can eat fireworks." "That's it," I said, and I saw a paper in her hand, "what's the matter?" Peng Bing handed the document to me and said, "This is an opinion on the handling of journalism student Hu Hongyi and others gathering crowds to gamble. Please sign it." I took the document, flipped through it, and saw words such as "mercenary, mahjong, cash, meal ticket, overnight, lose, win, bad, expulsion, probation, warning" were listed on the document, shining like sparks.I feel fresh and feel hot.I said how to sign?Peng Bing said you just sign and agree, or disagree.I said, is it good to sign the agreement or not to agree?Peng Bing said that according to the school rules and routines, you should sign the agreement.I said yes, I agree. I signed the document: I agree with the Zhanglian Federation of Literary and Art Circles. I looked at my signature and my signature, and a thrill boiled over me that I hadn't experienced before, that was different from or above food, bathing, winning and making love.This supreme pleasure is given to me by power, although it is based on the pain of others, because I issue the document of the punisher. As soon as Peng Bing left, I called Li Lun again.Li Lun said right away that you actually lost the phone with me?I said sorry, my deputy director suddenly came in, she is a very sensitive woman.Li Lun said forgive you.I said, what did you say about the heroes just now?Li Lun said that it is easy to talk about meeting, let's talk about it after meeting.Did I say the same as last time? Li Lun said, "Forget it, you can come alone." I went to see Li Lun alone.After meeting he pulled me to Regent City.As soon as we entered Regent City, we were asked to undress and waited for us to undress. I was confused and said what is going on?Li Lun talked about the sauna while taking off his clothes, let's talk about the sauna first.You haven't been in a sauna, have you?I treat you to a sauna today.Then Li Lun took off all his clothes, his plump body was as round and sleek as a white dolphin, which made me laugh.He said why are you laughing, take it off! Like Li Lun, I was completely naked. We got into a steamer.The steam in the steamer is like a mountain cloud, but the temperature is hotter than that in a coal kiln.My sweat gushed out.The thick steam made it difficult for Li Lun and I to see each other clearly, but it did not hinder our conversation. Li Lun said how do you feel? I said it was ok. "Sauna is taught in universities, but it's rare." I said, "You are leading me down the evil path step by step." "Saunas are not illegal," he said. I said, "Then why is anyone afraid of saunas?" Li Lun said: "That's because there are sex services after the sauna." Did I say yes? Li Lun said: "If you are afraid, you don't want this kind of service." I said, "Is it safe?" He said: "There is no absolute security in this world. A country as powerful as the United States has been attacked by surprise. Who can guarantee that there will be no sudden inspection in a sauna place? However, I have been here so many times and have not encountered any accidents." .” I said there will be nothing today, right? Li Lun said that he didn't know, it's hard to say. I suddenly felt uncomfortable, probably caused by panic.I say let's go.He said no steaming?I said no to steaming.He said to scare you, you don't have to be afraid, really. I said, "No matter what I say, I won't steam it anymore." I stepped out of the steam room like a new thief, gave me a hasty shower, and went to the dressing room to find my clothes and put them on.The waiter who helped me get dressed asked me why I didn't have a massage?The ladies here are of high grade, and many of them are college students.I said yes?The waiter said that they have been authenticated when they come in, so is it false?I said, which school do they dare to say they are students from?The waiter said it wouldn't.I said how to verify it?The waiter said to hear them speak English, we have some English here, test their English.I said oh.The waiter handed me the leather shoes and said that we have polished your leather shoes.I say thank you.When I finished dressing, the waiter handed me a slip and said he could do me a favor.I saw that it was a tip slip, and after thinking about it, he helped me shine my leather shoes, and then signed 20.00 on it.The waiter was happy to say thank you boss.I said that I am not the boss, but the one who came with me is, and he will settle the bill later.The waiter said that someone will help you check out, which means that you are the boss, and the real boss does not need to pay for it yourself.I smiled at the waiter and said that you know a lot. Not long after I waited outside the gate of Lijing City, Li Lun also came out.He said that he wanted you to solve the problem, but he didn't expect you to not accept my favor.I said that I am not used to solving problems in this kind of place.He said whatever you want.Let's go eat. While eating, Li Lun took out a report from Dongxi University. This is the first time I have seen a school report. The title of the report is "Report on the Establishment of the Science and Technology Park of Dongxi University". I have been busy with this report for a month.This report is very thick, with more than ten pages.Li Lun said that you don't need to read carefully, I just tell you the importance.I stopped reading reports.Li Lun said that once this report is approved, 200 million state funds will continue to flow into your school's account.After the completion of the science and technology park, the hardware of your school has met the requirements of the "211" project. Do you know what the "211 project" is?It is the abbreviation of "Establishing 100 National Key Universities in the 21st Century". That is to say, after the completion of the Science and Technology Park, Dongxi University can enter the ranks of national key universities. My eyes returned to the report.Staring at the words on the report, I feel the golden light shining, and every word is worth a lot.My hands were shaking with excitement.Li Lun took the report back at this time and said, do you now understand how to become a hero of Dongxi University? I said: "The report is approved, and the hero should be you." Li Lun said: "I don't want to be a hero, I just want to get what I want." I said me too. Li Lun said, don't you just want the school to send you abroad? I said: "The school let me be the director first, this is a kind of kindness." Li Lun said: "Without my pressure, you can become the director? If I can't pass this test, you don't want to be the director again." "So you have to help me." "Of course I want to help you, but I don't want to take advantage of your school. For such a big project, I just thought about getting an acquaintance. I, Li Lun, have never done such an easy thing." I said what do you want?you say. Li Lun stared at me and said, "Don't you understand?" I said I don't understand, I really don't understand.Li Lun said that you don't need to understand, but don't your school leaders understand?I said that I don't understand.Li Lun said that you should go back and tell Huang Jielin that I have to go abroad recently, and I can only do this report when I come back. Ask him if he has any suggestions?I said which country are you going to? Li Lun looked at me and shook his head, and said, "Are you stupid or fake? Really stupid, and you are an associate professor with a doctoral background. Fake stupid, your brain is really dull and dull." I said it's stupid, you haven't heard people say that you are as stupid as a doctor.Heard the joke about the Doctor?Li Lun said he hadn't heard of it.I said then I will tell you. I took a sip of my beer and started telling jokes.I said that IBM had built a new machine for testing IQ called "Darker Deeper Deeper Blue", and then I had an undergraduate student, a master's student and a doctoral student to test it.The undergraduate student put his head in, and the machine played a pleasant music and said, "Congratulations, your IQ is 150! You are a genius!" The master student put his head in, and the machine said flatly, "Your IQ is 100, You are a talent." Finally, the doctoral student stuck his head in, and after the machine chattered for a while, he said, "Don't throw stones into the machine!" The doctor was very angry, and he went to the administrator and asked to see the source code of the program. The staff complied with his request.The doctoral student carefully checked and modified the source program until he was satisfied.This time, the doctoral student was more cautious. Instead of sticking his head in, he found a stone and put it in.The machine chattered for a while and then said: "Ah! So you are a doctor! You really don't know Taishan!" Li Lun listened for a while, and then started laughing.The really top-notch jokes are the ones you laugh at after a brain teaser, and it looks like mine was on that level.I was also very happy to see Li Lun smiling so happily. "You can tell such a joke that you are not stupid," Li Lun said. "I believe you know how to make your school operate this matter."
I walked into the office of Vice President Huang Jielin with Li Lun's trust.His office is spacious and spacious, like a luxurious wing in a restaurant. The sets of works of great men in the huge closet are like bottles of famous wine, which makes me happy.My complexion may be pretty, so Huang Jielin opened his mouth and asked me what good news?I was noncommittal, Huang Jielin thought I was trying to whet his appetite, so he invited me to sit and made me tea.He sat next to me, waiting for me to speak. Li Lun was going abroad, he said he would handle our school report when he came back, I said, looking at Huang Jielin with a guilty conscience, wondering if this is good news? Huang Jielin nodded, what else?He said. Also, did he imply that our school should express something? How to express?Huang Jielin said, didn't you express it? I said treat him to two meals, maybe this is too simple. Huang Jielin said that you don't know how to do his work except treat him to dinner? I did it, I did everything I could. You are old classmates and fellow villagers, so he won't be accommodating?Huang Jielin said. I said my face was still too small to talk to him.I'm afraid it will take something else. what? Money, I said. I know he wants money, Huang Jielin said, he stood up, twisting his buttocks, if he has money, he won't look for you. Ten thousand to twenty thousand is always okay, right?I say. Huang Jielin didn't twist his buttocks, he just turned his face around, and the face and buttocks were facing me like drums.What?He said, do you think a director like Li Lun is a snail?Ten thousand to twenty thousand is enough.Such a project, these people, can't be filled without five or six hundred thousand or millions!But it is impossible for our school to pay this money, where will this money come from?So we can't use the method of paying money, we can only use other methods. I said that I have exhausted all means except money. Huang Jielin said that this is a question of your ability.We pinned our hopes on you and gave you considerable treatment. I said, do you mean the matter of me being the director? Huang Jielin said that of course the director is not considered a promotion, his ass is twisted to the back, and your title of associate professor is also equivalent to the division level, but higher. But many people would rather be section chiefs than associate professors or professors, because professors are also under the control of section chiefs and division chiefs. I said, now it is the section chiefs who run the school. Huang Jielin said that the system is created by the system.It will change in the future. I said that was in the future, so I still have to cherish the official title of Director, because it is bigger than Section Chief. It's good that you understand.Huang Jielin said.He went to the desk to get a cigarette, took out one and put it in his mouth. When he was about to light the fire, did you smoke it?He said. I say thank you and smoke. Huang Jielin held out the cigarette case, and I took one out of it.After lighting the cigarette on his mouth, he moved the fire over, intending to light my cigarette, but I refused.I took the lighter from him, lit it again, and lit the cigarette in my mouth.I took a deep breath, letting the smoke come out of my nostrils.Seeing this, Huang Jielin said, when did you learn to smoke?Still like that.I remember you don't smoke. Recently, I said that not only have I learned to smoke, but I have also learned to drink.In fact, what I said was not entirely true. I was a smoker, but I didn’t smoke in front of others, because I used to smoke low-end cigarettes. Like me, Huang Jielin said, before I was in administration, I knew neither of these things. I looked at Huang Jielin, and suddenly found that he was very kind, like an ordinary person.I think it's alcohol and tobacco, because we talked about alcohol and tobacco, and we smoked together.Smoking made me feel like I was an ally of Huang Jielin, we were in a trench.My fate is the same or similar to his, because I also embarked on the road of administration.I remember that Huang Jielin also changed careers when he was an associate professor. He first became the director of the Academic Affairs Office, then the director of the principal's office, and then the vice principal.When he was the head of the office, he was rated as a professor-this seems funny, because it is difficult for people who study and study hard to be rated as professors, but it is amazing for people who are ignorant to become professors.I am going to be like him now, because I have become the director and my job has been transferred.In the administrative position, in the future I will not only be able to be judged as a professor, but also be a professor's judge.Thinking of this, I was so excited, it was like getting an electric shock.The cigarette in my mouth was like an electric baton, making me tremble all over.