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jingle

凡一平

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  • 1970-01-01Published
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Chapter 1 first quarter

jingle 凡一平 7048Words 2018-03-20
On the way I took Mi Wei to meet Li Lun, Mi Wei was like a cricket, chattering in my ears.Although the taxi was driving towards the city, Mi Wei didn't know where the Shanben Restaurant was or who Li Lun was. I told her that I didn't know where Yamamoto's was, but I knew where we were going and that only powerful men and pretty girls were allowed to go. Mi Wei was still not satisfied, so she insisted on asking.I said, "But I don't have the right, but my friend Li Lun has the right. And you are a very beautiful girl, even the kids in college know that." Mi Wei said: "There are many beautiful female students in the school, why do you only take me there?"

I said, "Because I'm only optimistic about you." "I understand, because I'm casual," Mi Wei said, turning her face away, and wiped the rainwater seeping on the car window with her hand, "Because I was in love at school... no, it was a man and a woman Relationships are famous." I was speechless, unable to think of the right words.I looked at Mi Wei, wanting to see the expression on her face.Is she angry?Are there clouds over her eyes?Is her mouth pursed?But now all I see is her hair.Her hair was short blonde, the kind that was fashionable in the street, but unique in college.

There is no doubt that Mi Wei is a unique student at East and West University.She slept with Mandela at least, which I saw with my own eyes and Mi Wei admitted. Mandela was my student. He traveled thousands of miles from Africa to China and worshiped me as his teacher. On the morning of New Year's Day, I went to the foreign student dormitory to visit Mandela and wish him a happy new year. I found Mivi lying on Mandela's bed. At that time, she had already had such a kind of hair, fluffy and fluffy, like jellyfish on the beach, protruding from the outside of the quilt.Her face began to be buried by her hair, and she didn't want me to see it.Later I said Mandela, the school leaders will come to see you later, I was just standing in front of you.Her head turned suddenly, like a globe turning from the western hemisphere to the eastern hemisphere, and only then did I see Mi Wei's face.

Mi Wei's face is the most outstanding face in Dongxi University, it is recognized as beautiful, like a famous painting.But now this famous painting is taken by a black foreign student named Mandela and is hidden in his dormitory.This is a matter of public outrage, if the school and more people know about it. Mi Wei turned to me and smiled at me.I still smile.I looked at the mess of shirts, bras, belts, panties, and shoes and socks all over the room and said, "I'm going to get out." I walked forward, and Mandela came out on his heels, wearing only shorts and a shirt. "There is a saying in China, 'Family ugliness should not be publicized'," Mandela stopped me in the corridor and said, "You are my mentor, I believe you will not tell about your students."

I said, "Don't worry, I won't. But, you have to tell Mi Wei to leave quickly, the school leader will really come later." Mandela responded and returned to the dormitory. Five minutes later, I saw Mi Wei walking out in a hurry outside the door of the foreign student building.She saw me and walked past me without saying hello.I think I must have offended Mi Wei, but then I wonder why I offended her?I didn't know in advance that she had an affair with a foreign student, and I didn't do it on purpose, and besides, I didn't intend to make it public at all.Thinking so, Mi Wei turned around and walked in front of me.

"Mr. Zhang Wenlian," she said, "you should actually be proud of your students, because the man who can sleep with me, Mi Wei, is your student. Mandela lured me into bed with sweet words, and used It's all in Chinese. It's all thanks to you, you taught me well. However, I did it voluntarily." After Mi Wei finished speaking, she smiled, and that smile looked like a whirlpool. The vortex appeared again, and Mi Wei's face turned around.I greeted her with a smile, and I thought no matter what Mi Wei said next, I would always smile. "Mr. Zhang, are you having an affair?" Mi Wei said.

I smiled and shook my head. "I don't believe it. I don't believe you have no woman but your wife." "There was before marriage, but that can't be regarded as an affair." "What is it? Try, eh?" I smiled and didn't answer, facing forward.From the reflector of the front windshield of the car, I can see that the taxi driver is also laughing. "Before you get married, it's called a driver's license test," I said. "After you get married, you'll do your best and you won't break the rules. Isn't that right, master?"

The taxi driver still smiled, and the rain curtain thickly covered the window, making the smile very clear in the mirror, like a slide in a darkroom. "Master, where are you?" I asked. "It's already on Minsheng Avenue," the taxi driver replied, "It's only two kilometers away, and we'll be there." I stretched my head to look at the taxi meter on the car. The billing is now 28 yuan. Calculated at 1.6 yuan per kilometer, deducting the starting price of 7 yuan, we have traveled about 13 kilometers and we have to go two kilometers. The distance between Dongseo University and Yamamoto Restaurant is 17 kilometers.We are about to arrive at Shanben Restaurant, and Li Lun is about to meet the female college student I sent him.

Li Lun was waiting for us in Box 18 in Yamamoto, and it was the lady in kimono who brought us in.The lady walked in Japanese steps, but spoke authentic Chinese. "Boss Li, your guest has arrived." She said to Li Lun who was sitting on the sofa. Li Lun put down the teacup in his hand, bowed to the visitor, and said nothing.His eyes are like two gears, shining brightly on Mi Wei.Mi Wei was placed in the scanner like a picture. "This is Mi Wei," I said while looking at the picture, "the most beautiful student at Dongxi University, a senior in the Department of Foreign Languages."

When Li Lun heard this sentence, there was an oh in his throat, and Jiadai nodded once.My words are like a handful of rice scattered, while Li Lun is like a rooster. "This is Li Lun," I said, "He is the director of the Planning Division of the Provincial Planning Commission. All major projects or projects must go through his hands." "Didn't you say that he is still your friend?" Mi Wei said, she felt that I did not introduce enough. "It depends on Director Li's attitude," I said, "We used to be friends, and we used to wear the same pair of pants in high school. Now that we don't wear them, I wonder if that counts?"

"Of course," Li Lun said, "you are more friends than before." "How do you know?" I said. "Does it need to be said?" Li Lun looked at Mi Wei, as if to prove his conclusion. Mi Wei would not pretend to be stupid, and said, "Yes, Teacher Zhang is willing to bring a student like me to see you. It's really bothering me." I said, "You have a knife in your words." Mi Wei laughed. I said, "You hide a knife in your smile. I am most afraid of you laughing. Every smile of yours hides danger." Mi Wei said: "After that, I won't smile at you, I will cry at you." Li Lun said: "Give me the smile, I am not afraid of danger, I like challenges." Mi Wei smiled at Li Lun.Li Lun happily said please sit down. Mi Wei and I sat down around Li Lun.The lady in kimono knelt down and poured us tea and handed us hot towels.This is just like the Japanese, I thought to myself, but my mouth said that it is not good to name this restaurant, why is it called Yamamoto?Is it Japanese?Li Lun said that he is a Japanese, but I don't know what I approved?This is the house of the Local Tax Bureau. When the report was made, it was said to be a tax building. After the house was built, it became a restaurant.Did I say this is allowed?Li Lun said that the restaurant opened, and those who have money invite those with power to come here to eat. He also said whether it is allowed or not? I said, "Then what happened to Yamamoto?" Li Lun said: "I still don't understand? Use an oriental name and pretend to be a foreign-funded enterprise, so as to launder money and avoid taxes." I said, "Who wants to pay taxes when the tax bureau does this?" Li Lun looked at me wonderingly, and said, "It's strange that you ask, your university charges tens of thousands, so no one goes to school?" He turned to look at Mi Wei. "Is it Miss Mi?" "My name is Mi Wei, don't call me Miss." Mi Wei said with a serious tone. Li Lun suddenly realized something, "Oh, I'm sorry," he said, "I forgot, a good girl can no longer be called a miss." Mi Wei said: "Then you should call me Miss, I'm not a good girl anymore." Li Lun said, "Who says no? I think you are." Mi Wei said, "Ask Teacher Zhang, am I?" I said I didn't say you weren't. Li Lun raised his hand and went in to eat without saying anything.He buttocked off the sofa, raised his feet and walked towards a wall.Just when I was wondering, the wall suddenly opened up, revealing another box, and another Japanese show kneeled at the entrance of the box as a sign of waiting.Mi Wei and I followed Li Lun and walked in.There is a table in the box with a hot pot, chopsticks, cups and bowls, but no stools.Li Lun sat down on the floor with his legs crossed, just like a little Japanese.Mi Wei and I are no exception, but we look more like a middle-aged man and a young wife sitting on a kang in northern China, all movements and postures are particularly flustered, awkward and old-fashioned. An imperceptible sneer flitted across Li Lun's face, and it shot into my chest like an invisible poisoned arrow.Japan Xiu lifted the lid of the pot at this time, and a cloud of steam rose up, covering Li Lun's face like a cloud covering a mountain, but it couldn't block his voice. "We come here mainly for soup," Li Lun said. "The soup here is the best in the city, and we can't find a second one." Mi Wei said, "Then what kind of soup is this?" Li Lun said: "This soup has no name, it is good because it has no name." Mi Wei said, "Why is there no name?" Li Lun said: "Because its deliciousness cannot be summarized and expressed in words. No matter how beautiful a woman can be described in words, but this soup cannot." I said: "But it can always be calculated and measured with money, it can't be without money, right?" Li Lun said: "You are right, this soup is 1688 yuan." Mi Wei's eyes stared as if she had hyperthyroidism, and she said, "No?" Li Lun said: "After drinking it, you will know whether it is worth it." The steam slowly subsides and subsides, and the Japanese show has scooped up the soup and placed it in front of all of us.I looked at the bowl of soup in front of me, just like I looked at a book that was not easy to read when I was a child, or like looking at a baby.There was also meat in the soup bowl that I hadn't seen, like a word I didn't know.Whenever I encountered a word I didn't know when I was young, I would ask the teacher.Now when I encounter meat I have never seen before, I can only ask Li Lun if I want to know. "What is this?" Mi Wei asked while stirring her bowl of soup, she didn't know the meat in the soup bowl either. Li Lun took the opportunity to move his butt closer to Mi Wei, looked at the meat in Mi Wei's bowl and said it was Shan Rui.Which Rui did Mi Wei say?Is it sharp sharp?Li Lun said no, it was Dong Cunrui's Rui.Mi Wei said there is such an animal?Li Lun said yes.Mi Wei picks up another piece of meat and asks what is this again?Li Lun said it was an eagle.This piece in your bowl is the breast of an eagle.Did Mi Wei say she was raised?Li Lun said no, how could eagles be raised?is wild.Today the pot is all wild, including snakes, turtles, geckos, and pangolins.Mi Wei said that this is to protect animals, but it cannot be eaten.Li Lun said don't worry about eating them. They all came from Vietnam and are not protected by their own country.Mi Wei was amused by Li Lun's humor, and said no, I have been to Vietnam, and I have been a trainee in Vietnam for half a year, but I have never eaten these things.Li Lun said when did you go to Vietnam?Mi Wei said it was only the last semester.Li Lun said, oh, they were in 1979. As soon as China reformed and opened up, they came here.Mi Wei said 1979?I'm not born yet.They are older than me.Li Lun said that ginger is old and spicy, and soup is old and sweet.The older the wild animal is, the more nourishing it is. This soup started to boil in the afternoon, and it is just right now.Drink it and try it.Mi Wei scooped up a spoonful of soup, brought it to her mouth, opened her mouth and said, are you okay?Li Lun said that men drink fitness and women drink beauty.Mi Wei said that as long as I don't get fat after drinking it, I will drink it. Mi Wei drank the soup and ate the meat under Li Lun's encouragement and gaze.She drank slowly and ate comfortably, the soup and meat seemed to be her boyfriend's saliva and tongue in her mouth, making her breathless and intoxicated.There is no doubt that she likes this soup. Of course, Li Lun and I also drank the soup.I drank a bowl and wanted to have another one. Li Lun raised his cup and said cheers.The wine has already been poured, red and yellow, it looks like tea.After the three of them clinked glasses, they all dried up. "Wow!" Mi Wei cried out in distress, "What kind of wine is this? It's so spicy!" "This is bubble wine. Don't get me wrong, it's soaked bubbles, not cannons," Li Lun said heuristically, "It's the wine brewed by the restaurant itself." "What do you use to soak it?" Mi Wei said. Li Lun looked at Mi Wei mysteriously, and said it was hard to say.What's wrong with Mi Wei?Li Lun said that he was afraid that you would not dare to drink.Didn't Mi Wei say that I already drank it?Li Lun said that I said it, you have to continue drinking?Mi Wei said okay, you say it. Li Lun said that this is black ape wine, and an ape is a monkey.When Mi Wei heard it, her throat made an "oh" sound, she turned her face away and wanted to vomit.Li Lun hurriedly stretched out his hand to pat Mi Wei's back lightly, saying that it's fine if I don't talk, because you asked me to talk.Mi Wei coughed a few times, cleared her throat, turned her face back, and said she was fine.She looked at me and said, Teacher Zhang, why didn't you respond at all?I said I haven't had enough, so I didn't respond.Mi Wei said you still want to drink?I said why not drink?Drinking this kind of wine can make people smart.Mi Wei said, I don't believe it.I said look, haven't you become smarter? Mi Wei's mood improved again, and she continued to drink the soup, but she stopped drinking the Wuyuan wine anyway.Li Lun was coaxing and persuading, I knew his intention very well, which was to get Mi Wei drunk. "You don't drink Wuyuan wine, but you want to drink other wines," Li Lun said. He didn't wait for Mi Wei to agree, and watched the Japanese show, "Change the wine!" Mi Wei said, "I don't drink any other wine either." "Moutai?" Li Lun said. Mi Wei shook her head. "Wuliangye?" Li Lun said again. Mi Wei shook her head again. "Then what would you like to drink, you say?" Mi Wei said, "I don't drink any wine." "Remy Martin," Li Lun said, "don't you drink Remy Martin?" Mi Wei didn't shake her head and said, "Remy, I'll drink." Li Lun raised his hand towards Japan and said, "Get on Remy!" "Hi," I looked at Mi Wei, "Are you kidding me?" I looked at Li Lun again, "Mi Wei was joking." Mi Wei said: "I'm not kidding, I'll drink when he gets on Remy Martin." Li Lun said, "I'm not kidding either." He waved his hand toward Japan again, "Come on!" I clearly heard Nippon Hideo call the service desk in the box: There is a bottle of Remy Martin in box 18.I don't think Mi Wei and Li Lun can't hear, but they pretended to be deaf and dumb, looking at each other, expressing something with their eyes.I try to understand the words in their eyes. Mi Wei: I let you be rich, are you rich? Li Lun: I'll just show you, so what? Mi Wei: Then you are willing to go to Remy Martin, why should I be reluctant to drink? Li Lun: I hope you drink it, but I'm afraid you won't drink it. Mi Wei: I drank it, what do you want to do to me? Li Lun: Put you on the bed. Mi Wei: It's not that easy to sleep with me. Li Lun: Unless you are not drunk. Mi Wei: So what if I'm drunk? Li Lun: You can't help yourself when you're drunk. Mi Wei: I still have a teacher from Zhang Literary Federation. He brought me out. Li Lun: He is the one who brought you to fuck me! Mi Wei: Why did he do this? Li Lun: He asked me to do something, he wanted to treat me to dinner.I said that it is better to invite people to sweat than to invite them to eat.Fucking other women is boring now, so I want to fuck a female college student, so let me introduce a female college student.Zhang Literary Federation said that I can introduce female college students to you, but whether I can fuck is up to you.I said, of course, you just bring people here, it's none of your business whether you can or not.Zhang Literary Federation said that's good, I'll find a female college student to introduce to you.I said it must be beautiful?Zhang Literary Federation said that I will bring you what I think is beautiful, and you can change it if you think it is not beautiful.I say that's great.The Zhanglian Federation of Literary and Art Circles said that I brought the female college students to you, so what about the project report that our school put in your place?I said we'll talk about it later. Mi Wei and Li Lun looked at each other, the words in their eyes had no sound, but it made me tremble more than the sound.Their eyes were like lightning, pulling me in.I was exposed by Li Lun, or he betrayed my secret of betraying Mi Wei. I sent a beautiful female college student to Li Lun just for a report. The report has been in Li Lun's place for half a year, and there has been no movement so far.Huang Jielin asked me to find Li Lun, who is now the vice president of the university. I don’t know how he knew that Li Lun and I were fellow villagers and friends. He said that the report was clarified through the relationship between you fellow villagers and friends. I said I'm afraid I can't. Huang Jielin said that you haven't gone yet, so don't say no. I said I can't do it, you just go. Huang Jielin said that I will not look for you. I said you can't even be a school leader, let alone me. Huang Jielin said that you can't be rated as a professor, but I know you have emotions.But it's up to you.Huang Jielin touched his chest, and said that as long as you pass the report... as long as you clear the level of Li Lun, next year when the jury will be judged again, I will go to work one by one. Vice Chancellor of this university, I assure you. I say no promise, because I have decided not to have this professor. Huang Jielin said, what do you want?you say. I said that as long as the school lets me go, my wife has been waiting for me outside for three years, and if I don't leave, even if I can survive, my wife can't suffer anymore. Huang Jielin laughed and said who made you suffer?Although the school didn't let you go, didn't it let you suffer?Don't suppress yourself. I said you mean allowing me to engage in extramarital affairs, or inciting me to go whoring? Huang Jielin said that you tampered with my meaning. I said what do you mean? Huang Jielin said that what I mean is don't suppress yourself. I said that all I had to do was masturbate.Yes, that's right, I masturbate and I give oil to my country. After Huang Jielin laughed, he said that you should contribute to the school, as long as the project is won, your contribution will be great, and then we will give you whatever you want. I said this is what you said? Huang Jielin said that I, Huang Jielin, keep my word.I authorize you to represent the school, to use cars, to use money, to use any method. I said that's fine, I'll give it a try. So, I found Li Lun. Li Lun asked me to find him a female college student, so I found him Mi Wei. The centaur was brought up and laid out on the table.It is like a cluster of thorny flowers, I dare not touch it, and neither does Mi Wei.Li Lun said I would come.He grabbed the wine bottle, opened the cap, and poured wine into Mi Wei's glass.Then, he said come on, do it!Mi Wei looked at us and said, don't you drink?Li Lun said that Remy Martin was ordered just for you, and we drank our bubble wine.Mi Wei said I drank such a bottle alone?Want to kill me?Li Lun said that you can drink as much as you like, and don't force you.Mi Wei said this is what you said?Li Lun said what I said. Mi Wei voluntarily raised the cup and drank the first cup of Remy Martin.She sighed and stuck out her tongue.What about Li Lun?Mi Wei said it was delicious.She looked at me and said, Teacher Zhang, do you want to drink too?I said I don't drink.Mi Wei said that if you don't drink such a good wine, you are so stupid.I said so I'm going to keep drinking the ape wine, and I'll drink Remy Martin when I'm smarter.Mi Wei said it's up to you. Li Lun personally poured soup and meat into Mi Wei's bowl, saying that the food in the university is not good, you should drink more and eat more, huh?Mi Wei said thank you.She drank two sips of soup and ate a piece of meat, then raised her glass and said Director Li, I would like to toast you.Li Lun said to call me Li Lun, or Brother Li.Mi Wei said, Brother Li, I offer you a toast.Li Lun said yes.Cheers to the two. Next, Li Lun raised his glass to Mi Wei, and Mi Wei said that you should respect me, Teacher Zhang first.Li Lun said yes.He changed his hand, and the cup turned in front of me.Let's have a toast, two brothers, he said.I say yes.After Li Lun and I toasted, he turned the cup to Mi Wei and said, can I respect you now?Mi Wei said to pour wine? Mi Wei resolutely accepted Li Lun's toast, like a player receiving a pass from a teammate, and ran towards the second half.I could have stopped her from going any further down.But I didn't stop her.I let her go and let her do whatever she wanted.Her drinking capacity is approaching the bottom line. "Shall we punch? Who loses the drink?" Li Lun said after seeing that Mi Wei was a little dizzy. Mi Wei comes as soon as he says, let's rock paper scissors.Li Lun agrees, this is your girl's strength.The two started to shoot.Mi Wei produced scissors, and Li Lun produced cloth.Mi Wei said you lost.Li Lun said yes, I'll drink.Mi Wei watched Li Lun drink the wine proudly.Then, Mi Wei produced stones, and Li Lun produced cloth.Mi Wei said oops, I lost.She said come again after drinking.Li Lun produces rocks, and Mi Wei produces scissors.Li Lun said you lost again. Mi Wei lost several rounds in a row, and I can't say it anymore, I always lose.Li Lun said, shall we play cards?Comparing the size is purely a gamble on luck, I believe you must be very lucky.Did Mi Wei say so? Li Lun asked Nippon Xiu to bring a deck of poker.This time it was the three of us playing together.Each person draws five cards and opens them. The straight card is higher than the pair, and the pair is higher than the pair. When there is no pair, A is the largest and 2 is the smallest. Mi Wei's luck seems to be good, Li Lun and I both drink more than her.In fact, this is a trick I played with Li Lun. When Mi Wei opened the cards, only one of Li Lun and I would open the cards, and the other would admit defeat, and the one who surrendered would not have to open the cards.Li Lun and I did this because we didn't want Mi Wei to get drunk.I need her to maintain self-control, while Li Lun needs her to remain hyperactive. Mi Wei, who has won many cards, became more and more happy. She watched Li Lun and I drink one glass after another into our mouths, just like enthusiastic fans watching a star put the ball into the basket. Later, Li Lun and I both raised our hands in surrender and said we would stop drinking.Li Lun said to pay the bill.I say yes.I greeted the Japanese show and said to pay. The bill was sent up, and Nippon Soo asked who would pay the bill?Li Lun pointed at me and said he would buy it.He gave me a quick wink.I took the bill and was dumbfounded. "How much?" Li Lun said. "Three thousand two hundred and eight." I said. Li Lun asked Nippon Show: "Is there a discount?" Nippon Show said: "If you hit it, you get 20% off." I looked at the bill and didn't pay for it for a long time. What's the matter with Li Lun?I looked at Li Lun, who was winking at me. "I didn't expect so much, so I didn't bring enough money." I said. Li Lun said that I will buy it.His hand stretched toward his butt, I sat up quickly to stop him.I said how can I make you pay the bill, no, absolutely not!I looked at my watch and said it was still early, so I'll go out and get the money.I have a card, I go to a place where there is an ATM, and I will go out.I stood up, stepped out of the box and said Mi Wei, you are here with Brother Li. I left Yamamoto Restaurant like an arsonist, leaving the scene.I hope that the fire of desire I ignited will burn blazingly after I leave, but I am also afraid of being discovered and captured by people who are brave enough to do justice.I hid under the palm trees beside Minsheng Avenue, watching anxiously.I saw the bright lights of Shanben Restaurant, like a golden mountain, and like a volcano.I imagined that the people on the Gold Mountain Volcano, especially two of them, were sharing and cutting the gold, or being melted by the fire.
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