Chapter 6 101-120

101 After dinner, I asked Om Om if she would go home with me, and she said as usual, "Anything." What I want to say is that Hum's easy-going personality is indescribable, which makes her have a charming brilliance in my eyes. This is not a temperament that ordinary people have. Among the girls I met, Hum is undoubtedly She is the most easy-going and submissive one, and she likes the mediocrity very much, which makes her way of life close to those of the most remarkable people, simple and charming, and through this way of life, she becomes a God-given animal. The fat sheep of mankind strives to live a life in line with her identity in obscurity. She is contentedly among God's sheepfold. Like an actor, he has become a disgusting scum on the surface of life.

102 Back at my house, we watched TV together, chatted, and then buzzed that she was sleepy and went to bed. She was wearing a pair of jeans and was not afraid of the heat, so she fell asleep immediately.She slept so soundly, as if she was dreaming some great Qingqiu dream, which made me hesitate again and again while lying next to her, and finally withdrew my claws stretching out to her. 103 On the third day, we still spent talking and laughing together. I also wrote a 2,000-word novel. We went to the free market to buy vegetables together, cooked, ate together, and watched TV together in my kitchen. Humming loves to watch TV as before. There is no TV in her dormitory, because her roommate can’t cheat the TV from men like the girls in other dormitories. So, in my place, I can watch TV freely. TV, she is very happy. She holds the remote control in her hand, changes the channel from time to time, and enthusiastically participates in the joys, sorrows and sorrows of the characters in the TV series. She sometimes laughs, and sometimes says a commercial in advance. Happy.

At night, Hum was sleepy again, and she fell asleep again unprepared. In the dark, I slept next to her, turned her head without saying a word, and kissed her on the face. I felt that she was as sweet and sweet as a big grape full of juice. Buzzing knew it, but There was no response, I stretched out an arm, put it under her head, and hugged her, she didn't refuse, we slept again like this, woke up at noon the next day, and then started the old-fashioned daily life again, like Nothing happened that night. In fact, although I was determined to seduce her, I was a little confused when I acted. I am not as thick-skinned as Rodin, who used his insignificant sculpture career as an excuse. He put his dirty hands on Duncan's breasts, and his eyes were still staring at her eyes, which made this American girl who danced modern dance very embarrassed. It is conceivable that if everyone knew As long as the sculpture is famous, he can grope girls like Rodin, so what scumbag is willing to spend years studying medicine, entering the oncology department or gynecology department, and groping girls who are obviously not healthy?What's more, the proportion of girls among the patients is very low, so there are so few opportunities.

104 Although seducing virgins is not my strong point, it didn't make me find it difficult. My self-confidence is not much worse than other seducers.In reality, almost all virgins lost their virginity, which shows that taking this fortress is no big deal, but there is still a problem to be solved here, maybe someone will find it funny, I want to say it. I often feel confused at the last moment when I make a move on a girl, because before I do it, out of reason, I always feel that there is a word to say, which is very difficult for me. Whether it can be achieved--this is not the same as doing other things. Before doing other things, you only need to explain what you want to do, but when facing a girl, even if she has agreed, I think it is better to declare "Next, I will fuck You're gone" is also not suitable. For this reason, I went out to buy popsicles while I was buzzing, and called a few friends to ask for advice.

First of all, Daqing, who is far away in Shanghai, told me, "We are not young anymore" is a good sentence, very effective, but I think there are problems with this sentence, first of all, it is not suitable for little girls who don't know the world, and second, then Just, it's kind of nasty, because I might have an erection when I say it, and what about a girl—if she's older, or if she's got big boobs, or if she's got big butts, etc., I can say that, but Want to meet girls who are small in every way?Then I am not lying! I then asked a few friends in succession, and their answers were different. In short, that sentence is really difficult to be appropriate. From a comprehensive point of view, it seems that it is more appropriate to say nothing. However, even if you want to be a silent sexual attacker , I have to risk being blocked by the other party. I don't want to brazenly stretch out my hand and be blocked by others righteously, and I don't want to have a sexual encounter, so this problem is still not resolved.

In the end, Xiaochun told me that this trick seemed to be very good. He said that his trick was that at the last moment, he closed his eyes, took a deep breath, grabbed the girl's hand, and forced it into his crotch, and everything would be fine. 105 On the fourth night, I slept with Buzz again, I turned off the light, and put my arms around her as soon as I lay down, she didn't refuse, so I talked to her, I can't remember what I said now What, I just remember she told me that her body was soft and easy to touch, "like a tofu". It was the only self-praise I ever heard from her.

I want to say that Buzzing is very accurate. Her body really feels like a tofu. Before that, I have never seen such a soft and well-behaved body. Even through the clothes, I can feel what she is talking about. I faced an innocent girl full of evil thoughts, I still didn't know what to say in the "last sentence", and I didn't want to try Xiaochun's method. I held her for a long time, kissed her, and had a long time with her. She stayed in the dark together in silence, and finally, I reached for her waistband, and she just struggled for half a second at the first moment, and then hugged me and let me do whatever I wanted, I was saying it hurts Afterwards, we went to sleep together, and she slept as if nothing had happened. When she woke up the next day, she was still beside me and stammered to me: "What happened last night is nothing. Big deal, I'm not the kind of person who really cares, and there will be a day anyway."

Buzzing was a little embarrassed when she said the above words to me, it seemed that she seduced me instead of her, and the next day, she looked the same as before, neither sentimental, asking me to lie to her She is healthy and natural, talks to me, eats with me, and walks outside with me. I bought her a box of long-acting contraceptives at the pharmacy by chance. Without looking at it, I stuffed a piece into my mouth, raised my neck and swallowed it.In the evening, she happily watched her TV as usual, we went out for supper, and when I came back, I went to write in front of the computer, she was a little idle, I said you read a book, she shook her head and came to my bookshelf , took out a book from the inside to look at it, smiled at me and said: "I'm not a material for reading." Then, she put the book back to the original place, and went to the outer room to watch TV by herself.

106 5th night, Buzz still slept with me, we fucked again, she said it hurts again, but didn't ask me to stop, afterward, she was very generous again and said everything was ok, she didn't even ask me if I liked her, She didn't say whether she likes me, she just said that she doesn't hate me, and she thinks it's okay to talk and laugh with me, that's all she said, and she didn't say more in the days to come. 107 On the sixth night, the weather was very hot, she still complained of pain when she fucked, and said it was exactly the same as the first time, we were sweating, but buzzing was always hugging me, we slept for eight or nine hours, and she slept soundly And sweet, when I kiss her, she accepts, but she never kisses me actively. In fact, she doesn’t know how to kiss at all, and she doesn’t regard kissing as a special thing. She sleeps quietly, always She looks like she has been sleeping for a long time, her waist, arms and legs are very soft, no matter where you shake the whole body, other parts will rise and fall gently, like a piece of jelly, the shape of her breasts is really beautiful, Like two inverted pears, even when she stands up straight, she does not sag, but is slightly upturned, and, like other parts of her body, is very soft, and even more soft.

108 In my impression, buzzing is all synonymous with tenderness, together with her heart, I mean, as long as I am close to her, my heart will be occupied by a kind of tenderness. It never happened before, and I don't expect it to happen again, I mean, the humming tenderness hurts me, and it's enough to experience this pain once. 109 Buzz is very sensitive, understanding and natural at the same time. The outstanding performance is that she is very good at looking for opportunities to act like a baby to me. I have never seen a girl who can act like a baby like her, nor have I seen such a smooth and natural The way of acting like a baby, she has a variety of ways to act like a baby, which is unheard of. She acts like a baby to me anytime, anywhere, regardless of the occasion. She completely regards being a baby as a way of life, which makes her extremely charming.

110 In fact, she became a haunting nightmare of mine for years to come. 111 But before the nightmare, everything was fine. Yes, everything was fine, from then, from the time I seduced Buzz, from the time she slept next to me like a big mouse, from the time she called me home. 112 Like all the girls whose family is out of town, Hum, who wears 30 yuan jeans, would like to have a place for herself after work. I took her to my place, and she seemed to like it very much, so she took it as her regular place Places, at first, she still had a lot of places to go, but later, she was no longer curious about those places, so she came to me directly after get off work, and she had to spend 10 yuan to take a taxi to Tianqiao, and then another 3 yuan Qian, sit on the small commuter, and come to my door in a hurry. She will ring the doorbell, and then wait for me to open the door. I took her hand, took two steps, jumped from the back of the sofa, jumped to the front of the sofa, and shouted: "I'm a gambling saint! I'm coming!" 113 She comes, she always comes, day after day. Sometimes she came alone, sometimes she came with Feifei, and sometimes she brought her classmates. She likes to come, I know she likes to come, my room plus the balcony is only 50 square meters, of which 10 square meters is my study, which belongs to me, and the rest of the space belongs to her, she can move about in the remaining 40 square meters, she Clean up the house, watch TV, open the refrigerator, and look for the ice cream I bought for her. She will also stand by the sink in the kitchen and clean up the mountains of dishes. She will also clean the kitchen very brightly. 114 One of her favorite things I remember was doing laundry. Almost every time she comes here, she carries two large bags of dirty clothes with both hands, which she collected from her classmates. She uses my washing machine to wash clothes for classmates. For a while, I can always hear To the sound of the rumbling washing machine, she can use up two or three bags of washing powder in a week. I buy washing powder for her and go shopping in the mall. Even if I only buy one thing, I still have to remember to buy washing powder. You know, without washing powder, the clothes cannot be washed. When the washing machine was rumbling, Hum huddled on the sofa and watched TV by himself. Half an hour later, the washing machine screamed, and Hum jumped up, walked to the washing machine, and put the clean clothes in it on the hanger. Then she sang a song and went to the balcony to stand on tiptoe to dry. Her steps were light and she was in a good mood. When she collected the clothes the next morning, she would shake her hands and smell them to see how well the clothes had been washed. If it was not clean, she refolded those colorful and oddly shaped clothes, carefully packed them into two paper handbags, and then she went back to the regiment to practice early skills. Sometimes, after I write all night, seeing her so busy, I would think of Buzzing and her classmates wearing clean clothes to practice morning exercises, or huddling together in clean clothes at night when I have nothing to do, like Chatting like a bird in Sichuan-Yunnan dialect. Sometimes, Buzzing said while stuffing clothes into the washing machine, "Look, these pigs are so dirty!" 115 Living in clean clothes and sleeping in clean bedding at night is one thing that makes Buzz happy. is one of her pleasures. 116 From the very beginning, buzz brought me a clean life. Of course, there is also happiness. 117 Not only happy, but also beautiful. For me, the end of 1997 was wonderful, a beauty never seen before, just like the beginning of anything. This miraculous beauty lasted until 1998. Therefore, 98 is also very beautiful in my eyes, not only beautiful, but also magical. 118 That's all about mediocrity. In 1998, I concluded that all good things come from mediocrity. Of course, relativists can also counter that all mediocrity stems from beauty. This is nonsense. In the cesspit of relativism, where there are countless quips copied from other people's gardens, relativists have a way of turning all flowers into stinking fodder for Raise and train a learning parrot to sing clichés. This slick approach particularly irritates me. 119 Buzz loves life around me like a kid loves candy, it's an unconditional love, I mean, as long as it's chorus it's okay Buzz will come to me without a second thought Here, and enjoying herself here, she came with a smile, left with a smile, and came again with a smile. She is always smiling, she is always like that, it seems that there is an indescribable joy in her heart, but what is it that makes her happy? I tell you. 120 First, watch TV. Buzzing likes to lie on my long sofa and watch TV. It was a Kent couch many years ago. It is very uncomfortable to lie upright, but Buzzing has her own way. She will use two cushions on the back, one cushion It is used to support her feet so that the curve of her body fits with the soft sponge. Sometimes, when she has a sudden urge to urinate, she will roll and crawl off the sofa, and things like cushions will roll all over the floor. Both are. When Buzzing watched TV, her eyes were half-closed and her eyes were dim. She held one or two small cushions in her hands to replace the dolls she was used to holding. Sometimes, she pulled a chair to her side and put it on Looking at her low-value and consumable consumables—the snacks she bought herself, those snacks are packed in colorful packaging bags, they belong to plums, beef jerky, etc., and a glass of water is indispensable, buzzing often eats them It was only when her teeth were shaking that she remembered to take a sip of water. Sometimes, she also ate fruit, which was very dangerous in my opinion with a sharp Swiss army knife in her hand. When I was just hanging out with me, Hum was able to watch TV for a long time, I mean, she could start watching from waking up and watching until she went to sleep again, she was very quiet, the TV sound was usually turned down very low, she held The remote control directs everything on the TV. When she wants to watch something, she stretches out her hand holding the remote control and presses the TV. The TV will switch to another channel, and she will continue to watch it with gusto. Because my TV has a closed-circuit antenna, I can watch more than 30 channels, and later increased to more than 50. I can watch them one by one without getting tired. She especially loves watching TV series. She can watch no matter how long and bad TV series are. , For a while, she found out that I knew something about the private lives of some actors, and she pestered me, asking me for gossip.