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The morning sun in early summer was very dazzling, and I found myself lying on the bed without taking off my shoes, feeling groggy and light-headed, as if someone had hit me with a hammer last night. I staggered into the toilet, holding the toilet and throwing up.Every time I get drunk, I can only really wake up after throwing up, and feel comfortable in my heart. After throwing up, I take a shower again, and then plunge into the sofa, as if I have died again. The phone rang, I looked at the number, it was rice porridge, told me to cut it off, it rang again, I pressed it off again, I thought to myself why my grandchildren are more persistent than each other, if you call again, I will pull out the battery come out.Sure enough, the phone stopped ringing, and I sent a short message instead. I took a look, "Grandma, call my buddy quickly, it's urgent." There is nothing more urgent than not being able to find a girl.

After drinking some hot water, I felt much more comfortable. I turned on the computer and started surfing the Internet. I waved my chicken feet on the keyboard and plunged into a chat room called Beijing Zhidian. I used GUEST. As soon as I entered, I saw a very interesting chat room. The name, "I have the same hardware as yours, but different software." Seeing that this is another guy who makes a living in the IT industry, not to mention making a lot of money, but also obsessing over the brains of our people, I rushed to the word , grabbed this guy and asked "What is your configuration?" He obviously didn't expect that I could ask such a deep question. After a while, he asked me, my hard disk is broken, and some important files are lost. What should I do?I laughed in my heart, it was really interesting to look at the kid, and asked him what type of file and how important it was, he said it was an EXE executable file, a love program, I said that since it is broken, format the hard disk, and reinstall all files After installing it again, he said that he regretted it very much, so he should save the love file as a backup. It would have been better if it had been put in a floppy disk. Finally, I asked him whether it was because of a virus infection or the file itself was incomplete. If there is a virus, then kill the virus , if there is a problem with the file itself, uninstall it quickly.

After I sent this line of text, I lit a cigarette, thinking about our conversation just now, thinking about my own love.I tried my best to recall what I said to Zhang Xiaobei yesterday after drinking, but I couldn't remember it no matter how hard I thought about it, what is certain is that I said a lot, and my voice seemed to be very loud and very excited. I think maybe each of us is like a computer, with the same configuration, different software installed, and different uses.My own computer has installed a lot of editing software, which seems to be specially used for word processing, Gaoyuan is used for editing images, Zhang Xiaobei should be regarded as a large database, Li Qiong is like a 486, Back when 486 was first introduced 10 years ago, there were more than 10,000 units. People who are used to 386 will feel that there is no computer faster than 486. No one knows what a Pentium processor is. Now, Li Qiong The hardware of this 486 has been replaced in a new case, it looks like a new computer, but many software can't be installed at all... I think of Benben, I haven't heard from her for a long time, if we are all computers , Benben is also, she is a server, I don't know where she hid in a corner without light to sleep at this moment when the sun just rose, I kind of miss her.

Just when I was thinking about these in-depth questions, that "I have the same hardware as yours but different software" has sent me many messages. He kept asking me what I was doing and why I didn't answer his questions. I am honest. I told him that I was in a daze, thinking about some computer problems, and I told him what I was thinking just now, and he thought it made sense, and he said that he seemed to be a computer with poor performance. Laptops are being carried around by a pseudo-intellectual who likes the performance of desktop computers and thinks that laptops are awesome. Seeing the meaning, he is no less depressed than me.

I sat next to the computer and chatted with that guy from morning to noon, and I felt really resonant. Then he said, why don't we meet up, not for anything else, just because we can meet among so many people, I said There are so many things that can’t be said on weekdays, I said, why don’t we make a phone call first, and I’ll tell you about my cell phone number, he said no, he also has a family, and it might be troublesome to leave a phone call, just at two o’clock in the afternoon, Let's meet and chat in a coffee shop next to Xiushui. I thought about going to Chaoyang Hospital in the afternoon anyway. It's okay to go and chat. Anyway, none of these birds around me can make me feel at ease. Well, when I get really angry, I will show them once I get angry, it will be enough for them to drink a pot!Finally he told me that he was wearing a faded red vest and black jeans, and asked me what I was wearing, I glanced at a blue T-shirt from the plateau hanging on the hanger, and I said I also wore black jeans, A blue T-shirt with a cartoon pattern of Superman on the front, he said it would be two o'clock in the afternoon, see you there.

After turning off the computer, I flung myself into the sofa for a while, staring dazedly, thinking of the date in the afternoon, I was vaguely excited, imagining what kind of person that kid was, wondering if he would Something else happened. A long time ago, a female netizen called me to complain, and she was hesitant to meet a male netizen. Until now, I have never seen her in the chat room, and she I haven't called again, I don't know if they have met, and I don't know how she is now. To be honest, she is really ugly. Enough nesting on the sofa, I returned a call to Da Mi Porridge, and as soon as he answered the phone, he yelled at me: "Chu Xiao, you are so fucked up! How do you answer so many calls?"

"I'm busy, what do you say!" "Well, you are so busy that you almost delayed the important event!" Rice Porridge sighed seriously, "A buddy of Boss Lin of the cultural company, a Hong Kong director, went to Jiang Duck for dinner, and I don't know Why, I just fell in love with Xiao Zhaoer, you go and tell me?" "Stop fucking your uncle!" When I heard Da Mi Porridge say this, I was really angry in my heart, "You guys, don't just do some immoral things like bullying men and women just because you have two bad money! Little Zhao Er, if your younger sister would do the same, who doesn’t have parents!” I got excited and slipped out Comrade Ben Ben’s catchphrase, thinking, if Ben Ben knew about it, he would scold him like that, and suddenly I realized, In fact, Benben is a good person, at least he lives a more realistic life than me and the rest of us.

Rice porridge didn't speak for a long time, and sighed again, "I know this is not good, you have to ask the girl if she means it, in case she is willing, this is also an opportunity, how many people have sharpened their heads I still can't meet it... how do you know what people want, maybe they will be grateful to you for a lifetime..." This time it's my turn to stop talking, I was thinking about what Da Mi Porridge said, I think it makes sense, I really don't know what the girl thinks, I finally agreed to Da Mi Porridge to ask Xiao Zhao'er what she meant. When I was about to leave the house, I changed into the blue T-shirt of Gao Yuan with Superman printed on it, tied my hair casually on the top of my head, pinned it up with a clip, and looked at myself in the mirror. No matter how you dress up, it feels a bit old-fashioned and green-painted, which is incomparable with Xiao Zhao.I don’t like complaining that I’m not good-looking enough anymore. I keep in mind Hu Jun’s words, “You can’t have all the good things done by yourself!” Of course the one who eats is beautiful, Chu Xiao, you eat with a pen, no matter how beautiful you are, how do others live? , so God favors her, not only let her use her own body to eat, but also use other people's bodies to eat.

At 2 o'clock in the afternoon, I arrived at the door of a coffee shop next to Guiyou Building on time. The foreigners shopping in Xiushui were all in high spirits, with inexplicable contented smiles on their faces. I was disgusted when I saw it. A car from an unknown embassy crashed into it, and the grandson stopped the car with a bang on the brakes, pointed at me and babbled, it was not my fault, so I got out of the car and rushed over to him, asking him a question in English "What the hell is going on with you?" Before I could wait for anything, the police rushed over and yelled at me, "What's the matter, what's the matter?" I frowned, pretending to be a troublemaker Looking at him sideways, the policeman looks like a puppet soldier in the Civil War since he changed his clothes. I said, "Who are you asking? Didn't you see him leave me?" The policeman is very serious. I really don't have a good impression of the policeman. , as long as they see someone driving, it seems that everyone owes them two hundred dollars.

"I've seen it all." He told me first, and then he used English to say something to the foreign devil. I thought, people's policemen generally have passed level 4 in English, how can we say that the great motherland is developing so fast! I I saw that guy's huge body standing there, shaking his head and waving his hands at the policeman constantly, and said dirty words in his mouth, and he dared to attack the policeman after seeing what he said.Finally, the policeman got anxious and came to me, muttering, "Fuck, you idiot!" Although the voice was very small, I could hear it clearly. I couldn't help but burst out laughing. So cute, never looked so radiant.

"Go away, I really have nothing to do with them!" Comrade traffic police smiled wryly, "You can't afford to mess with him even if he is a cook in the embassy, ​​let's go!" I still laughed haha ​​and said goodbye, he was afraid.I took out my phone and called a classmate in Gao Yuan who is now working at Beijing TV Station. They do news columns, regardless of day or night, and several groups of people run around Beijing all day long against the cameras, taking pictures of good people and good deeds. , or an emergency, I told him on the phone, come on, the foreigner next to your friend calls the police. I turned my head and said to the traffic policeman, "Go back and talk to him, and I'll let him swear again, this grandson looks good!" "Let's go, let's go, hurry up!" He waved his hand at me, "This has happened too many times, I really have nothing to do with them!" As he spoke, he made a gesture of letting go to the foreigner, and he slowly I moved the car a little, and when I passed the policeman, I suddenly opened the glass, stretched out my middle finger to the people's policeman, and kept greeting the policeman's mother. Just as I was about to do justice, I looked up and saw Gao Yuan’s buddy on the opposite sidewalk. The reporter directing the anti-camera quickly recorded the ugly behavior of this buddy. I pointed to the foreigner and he saw the camera. Machine, immediately no P, it seems that no one will be shameless.I was born to be director material! Taking advantage of the chaos, I parked the car, found the cafe, and got in. At first glance, it is a place dedicated to slaughtering the devils from the embassy. The decoration is particularly elegant. As soon as I entered the door, I smelled the aroma of coffee and a pile of English newspapers and magazines. I looked around and saw several couples sitting on several seats. , talking softly, in the innermost place, where the light is relatively dim, I found a figure from the back wearing a red vest, my heart moved, and I still walked over boldly. When Gao Yuan saw me, he was quite surprised, as if he had been electrocuted. We looked at each other for a while, and he sighed helplessly, "Why do you linger." I looked at it with a smile on my face. He sat down, and he glanced at me again, staring at me and asked me: "Why are you wearing my vest again, didn't I tell you, it doesn't look good, it doesn't look good!" Gao Yuan's current appearance is very cute, pure and messy . "Did you already know it was me?" He asked me with a struggling face. "Don't laugh, don't laugh!" Seeing that I was just laughing, he waved his hand and made a gesture on my face, "Really, you just linger!" "Aren't you very glad that I didn't say those love words that I held back for a long time at that time, your teacher explained!" "Who?!" Gao Yuan started to stare again, "This is the first time for me! Hey, tell the truth, do you always meet strangers like this?" He looked at me with a suspicious smile. "Promise to Chairman Mao, for the first time!" "Forget it, I forgive you this time." "Hey, don't make trouble, I haven't asked you yet!" "It seems that I won't be able to get rid of you in my life, his grandma's, and I haven't escaped from her clutches!" Gao Yuan said very sadly, "I don't want to come out to do bad things!" I don't believe what he said. When I asked him for a phone call, I remembered that one of the messages he sent said, "I have a family." Thinking of this, I felt a little proud and grabbed him. "Come on, Kempinski, treat me to western food!".