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I stayed at my parents’ house for a few days, waiting for the government to summon me at any time. Regarding the taste of this waiting, I wrote a few hazy love stories as early as when I was in college. "In a long time, this is the most philosophical and sensible shit I've written in my opinion, and during the days I waited for the police to summon me, there was no panic or anxiety, and the clothes came to me , I opened my mouth when I got up in the morning, even the toothpaste was squeezed out by our old man and put it on the cup. What kind of treatment is the minister?I think that's all there is to it.All in all, my days are peaceful and sputtering, unprecedented and unrepeatable.

May 1st is approaching, and the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant everywhere. I have completely fallen in this thriving and prosperous situation, and accompanied my mother to Baiyun Temple to burn incense. After all, I, a young man who pursues freedom and truth, can't resist our family. Corrupted by the vulgar old lady's superstitious thoughts, I accompanied her kneeling in front of the Bodhisattva devoutly, my mind went blank. All the shaking was given to Guanyin and his old man, I hope I didn't add trouble to the gods. On the way back, I asked the old lady what wishes she had made, so let me hear them.

She gave me a blank look, and said Chu Xiao, you count that onion, from now on, don't even think about hearing a heartfelt word from me, you and the old man are both counted, I have been worrying about you for so many years in vain , I don't know at all, so I don't worry. When we said this, we were walking leisurely on the path. When I heard the old lady say this, my legs softened and I almost sat on the ground. What kind of world is this? From a distance, I saw Gao Yuan's mother and Hu Jun coming from the opposite side. I turned to look at my mother. She was admiring the flowers and plants on the side of the road. The age spots on her face exuded the brilliance of youth. I thought to myself, this is What a sunny and good morning, no matter what I did wrong, God arranged for these two vulgar old ladies to meet here, this kind of punishment is a bit too much for me.

I poked my mom on the shoulder and told her in a low voice, "See, there is someone who is more vulgar than you." After I finished speaking, I hid behind the old lady, like a chicken and an old hen out for a walk , Go out and see the eagle like that. From a distance, she came towards us, smiling, my mother saw her also walked a few steps, and went up to her, the two of them shook hands while booing each other, or the way of holding four hands together, It's a bit like meeting Zhu and Mao, each with a guard. "Hey, what a coincidence, I met here..." "Who says it's not...it's fine today, I think the weather is fine, so I asked Hu Jun'er to come out with me for a walk, it's rare that the weather is so good..."

"Hey, Hu Jun'er, you've become more beautiful these two days, you're still a dog!" I'm too lazy to listen to the old lady's work in vain. My mother pinched me hard on my lower back. I tried not to cry out, and greeted Gao Yuan's mother politely, "Aunt Shen." I greeted her, and it felt so awkward. When I was young, my mother rode The same thing happened when the car took me to nursery school. I didn’t speak when I met someone, and my mother pinched my ass. "Well," she agreed with a nod, with a mixed expression, "where's your cousin? He's gone?"

"Oh, I'm back in Shanghai." I acted very strong and carried it to the end. I gave my mother a look. She did a good job and pretended to know everything, which saved me some face. The two old ladies are like the chief, both of them put on their own airs and talk to each other, which makes me sick to my stomach. My mother is vulgar, I know, but I didn't expect her to be so vulgar, she will soon catch up with the plateau Yes, Hu Jun was also grinning when he heard it. I winked at him and murmured, and he understood, and asked Gao Yuan for leave, "Auntie, I have something to do with Chuxiao, why don't you talk to Auntie about it?" Let’s chat first, and I’ll pick you up later.”

"Hey, we haven't gone to say goodbye yet..." She was a little unhappy. I'll go all out on my mother, and push her forward, "Mom, just go up with Aunt Shen, and repeat what you didn't finish talking to Bodhisattva..." Before the two of them could react, I dragged Hu Jun and ran eight feet away. After walking a few steps, I turned around and yelled at the old lady, "Have enough fun, take a taxi home, don't let the old man worry!" When I talk to the old lady now, I am quite as dry as she was when she scolded me back then. She said that she had dragged Hu Jun away, and she cursed something behind me, but I didn't hear it.

I dragged Hu Jun to Chaoyang Hospital. Except for him going out to take pictures, this was the longest time we were apart when we were in Beijing. I had to show my concern for him anyway, and asked him to hurry Click on their old man's police station to quickly find someone for me. Summer is coming, girls all over the street are dressed like butterflies, they are all so pretty, I am driving a car, smoking a cigarette, wearing a white vest, a fur vest, and a pair of washed-white jeans, Wearing a pair of sneakers on my feet, let alone the early 1990s, I was the most popular dress in the country. At that time, Hong Kong and Taiwan stars only dressed like this, but now it is the 21st century. Benben said that the most popular dress for women in this era is "topless".

I looked at my face in the mirror, it was okay, if an older unmarried young man who is deeply myopic and clings to his glasses without glasses, maybe he can just grit his teeth and close his eyes to marry me At the gate of Chaoyang Hospital, I stopped the car and dragged Hu Jun, and asked him, Hu Jun, tell me the truth, how many points can I score now. Gao Yuan and Hu Jun are old and unscrupulous. They often sit on the curb at the entrance of our alley in the summer to watch girls and rate them. Sometimes I join them and judge myself according to their aesthetic standards. In my impression The highest score is 85 points. It was three years ago, and it was still a little watery. Before they scored, I ran two stops to buy popsicles for them.

"You..." Hu Jun looked me up and down for a walk, and turned his mouth like a crooked melon, "Seeing that we have a good relationship, I will give you a passing grade, please don't say anything , maybe I will be beaten by the gang when I go out!" He finished speaking and ran to the ward like flying. "Go and take a good look, you're sick and confused! Fuck you!" I scolded him from behind, and he was laughing while running. He's a kid, don't run if you're kind, see if I won't destroy you ! I followed Hu Jun into the ward. I was about to enter the door when I saw him turn around and come out again. Just as he closed the door, I saw me coming and stopped me, "Shh, don't make any noise, you're asleep!"

I punched him in the chest and jokingly said, "Get out of the way! I'm here to sleep with you. It's no wonder he can sleep without me on the bed!" "Don't shout, you are really asleep." Hu Jun was a little anxious. "Who's in there?" I asked Hu Jun with my eyes wide open, my voice not loud but full of murderous intent. Hu Jun smiled, "You must be sick!" "Cut!" I gave him a blank look, and pushed the door open. Zhang Mengmeng was sitting on the chair by the bed, her eyes were red, Gao Yuan seemed to have lost her temper just now, like a hedgehog, and her hair stood on end. "You're here." As soon as Gao Yuan saw me, he greeted me, "Why didn't you call earlier?" He was not flustered at all, and his tone was calm. While talking to me, he pulled the quilt on the bed and opened his arms. Let me sit down. I took two deep breaths and swallowed.I gave Hu Jun a sideways look, obviously he was at a loss at this sudden time, I glared at him, wanting to kill someone. "……Dont look at me." "How do you know I'm watching you if you don't look at me?!" "...Look at me, I don't know what's going on." Hu Jun said helplessly, and looked at Gao Yuan rather angrily, his eyes were full of dissatisfaction. I saw Hu Jun's expression and felt a little relieved. "It's okay, it's okay, don't think about it!" Gao Yuan waved to me impatiently, ordering me, "Pour a glass of water and drink." I'm really confused. Could it be that his skill has improved so fast recently that he's not even afraid of me anymore?I looked at Zhang Mengmeng again, her eyes were like lanterns, red and swollen. "What's the matter with you?" I asked a question, ignored Gao Yuan's request for drinking water, and looked at Hu Jun, who was as puzzled as I was. "It's okay, it's okay, I'll tell you it's okay." Gao Yuan looked at me and Hu Jun impatiently, "Hurry up, I'll drink water!" Gao Yuan waited for the hospital these days to gain weight and paleness, and when he was in a hurry, his entire facial expression looked like a meat bun with many folds.On his hospital bed are comics such as Dragon Ball and Arale, books full of vulgar interests such as Norwegian Forest, and a book written by Mr. Yu Qiuyu, which I highly recommend him to read, is placed next to the pillow, judging from the degree of depreciation of the book Look, he has read it at least three times. It seems that this kid has made some progress. In the past, he would never read such a book. Whenever I mention Yu Qiuyu, a scholar I like with full admiration, he dismisses it. Gu, gave me a blank look, and then said nonchalantly, "It's sad, you, read his book, he is an emotional repressor." At the end, he emphasized, "It's out and out!" He seems to know everything, and he can pretend to be a wolf with a big tail. I looked at him, stood still, Hu Jun pushed me, "Pour water!" "Why!" I murmured, "I deserve the fuck? He's so used to it!" At this time, Zhang Mengmeng shook her little butt, poured a glass of water for Gao Yuan, and handed it to Gao Yuan, just as Gao Yuan was about to pick it up, I yelled loudly, "Don't pick it up!" The three of them looked at me with six eyes as if they had heard the chief shout to stand at attention. Gao Yuan looked at me for a while, then took the cup from Zhang Mengmeng, and just about to drink it, I yelled again, "You How the hell dare you drink?! No drinking!" Hu Jun stabbed me from behind again, I raised my leg and stomped down on his feet, Hu Jun jumped up. "You are not allowed to drink the water she poured!" I said again, really angry. I could see that Gao Gao was hesitating, he wanted to compete with me. There was such a half-minute silence, he put the cup to his mouth, took a big sip, I really felt so cold, plateau, plateau, we are really finished this time, why can't you think about my feelings, you love I, I know, why can't you coax me a little bit! As soon as I stomped my feet, I turned around and was about to leave. Just as I was about to walk out of the door, I heard a "flutter" sound behind me. Gao Yuan sprayed out a sip of water that I drank into my mouth and sprayed it on my arm. I'm afraid it's not just water, but also saliva. "I vomited, I vomited...Look at you, Chu Xiao, I didn't drink it down!" Gao Yuan fired a bunch of them like a machine gun, and at the same time, I heard Hu Junte exaggeratedly clutching his stomach and started Laughing, pointing at Gao Yuan while laughing, "You stupid B, hahaha..." I was at the door, and turned back to look at Gao Yuan, he was looking at me eagerly, seeing me turn around, he seemed relieved, he breathed a sigh of relief, and cursed, "Fuck, you just kill me with one knife and forget it!" "