Chapter 18 Chapter 18: Chinese Display Pager, Coke Can Test

I haven't seen Liu Qing for two weeks. I continue to read "Obstetrics and Gynecology" in the self-study room at night and eat the egg rolls Liu Qing sent.Xin Ni ran up from the dormitory, saying that someone was looking for her.When I went downstairs, I first saw Uncle Hu, who was always vigilant, standing in the middle of the corridor, and then I saw a sales representative of Liu Qing's little beauty standing at the door of my dormitory. I have seen her before in Liu Qing's office and in the elevator of the Renhe hospital building.Small nose, small mouth, small stature, and small black hair, it seems that the steamed buns that are everywhere in the south have become a rare item to a certain extent in the north.In the elevator of the inpatient building, she was touched by a middle-aged associate professor in her forties with two big eyes. I heard the sound of saliva from the mouth of the middle-aged associate professor, and saw his huge Adam's apple rolling up and down. She was in the crowded elevator. Li glanced at me helplessly, and I lowered my head in shame.On the operating table, these middle-aged backbones already have an advantage over the old professors, but they completely lack the temperament and temperament of the older generation.When the old professors of Renhe Hospital were still middle-aged, just after the reform and opening up, there was only one male doctor among the first batch of 50 people sent abroad by the government. The money he saved brought back a Harley motorcycle. At the age of 50, he wore a pink shirt and Mercedes-Benz On the streets of Beijing, the elm leaf plum bloomed earlier than that year.In a nutshell, this is the difference between an old gun and a hooligan, and this is the difference between Chen Yuanyuan and Da La.

The little beauty sales representative handed me a handbag and left. I opened it, and there was a brand new pager and a letter from Liu Qing.She used the letter paper and envelopes from her own company. Her handwriting was a bit sloppy, the place where the pen was received was smooth, and the place where the pen was placed was a little floating: "Qiu, my dear brother, I miss you so much, what should I do? I often think of you , I miss you. Every moment, there are no flowers around, no moonlight, no stars, as long as my mind can be away from other worldly things (my mind is more and more often!), you quietly Come in like the wind, like the flowing water, like the mist, like the wine, is my heart a wine glass? 'Like the wind at this moment, blowing suddenly, I want to hold you and sit in the wine glass'.

I bought you this pager without discussing it with you. I want to be able to find you and know where you are every moment and every second.You don't need to reply all my messages, but I hope I have the right to treat this pager as an ear, an ear that I can talk to, I imagine, you are listening, you can understand. Green, grass in the office. Also, I attached the pager invoice at the same time, I bought it at Gongzhufen, and I paid the pager fee for one year.This time next year, you will graduate, what will you do after that?In which city?By whom?These, should I ask?Are these related to me? "

The pager is a Motorola enhanced Chinese display, which can display two rows of Chinese characters. It is made of solid black high-quality engineering plastics.It is also equipped with a special piece, pinned to the trouser pocket, and a silver chain. One side is tied to the pager, and the other side is tied to the waistband. The middle part is silver and sticks to the trousers to draw an arc. When walking around, gently Hit the buttocks.I seem to hear the wind and thunder on the rivers and lakes, the neighing of horses, and the sound of people boiling, and with a briefcase, I can go out for a walk.

This is my first communication device.I looked at the invoice, the machine is 2,000 yuan, and the paging fee is 800 yuan a year.Run Xun Taiwan, they advertise public toilets, and you can’t avoid urinating, "there is a response from all over the world."My brother concluded that a man's life is composed of several important objects: the first knife, the first pager, the first computer, the first bed, the first car, the first house, the first block cemetery.I said, I disagree.A man's life is composed of several important events: the first time he sleeps by himself, the first wet dream, the first self-touch, the first time sending flowers, the first time having sex, the first marriage, the first time killing someone, First money, first theft, first parade, first bang on the wall, first suicide, first surgery, first incontinence, first death.My brother said, there is no essential difference in what we are talking about. I am more rational, and you are more obscene. If you don’t pay attention to objects, let’s change the pager.My brother's pager is the oldest one. It is as big as a box gun and a 24-hour heart monitor. It can display 20 digits. In addition to leaving a phone number, the caller can also simply leave a message in the form of numbers. I Brother often carries a cipherbook the size of a Xinhua dictionary in his briefcase to prepare for deciphering these digital messages.I said, no change, mine is Han Xian, I signed up for a Tang Poetry Troupe, and passed three Tang Poems to me through the pager every day.My brother said, I'm going to buy a mobile phone tomorrow.

I vacated the silk bag for the walkman, and put it in the pager. I don't put any keys or other small things in the pager pocket. I want to avoid scratches as much as possible and prevent Beijing's dust from entering the LCD screen.If it is not set to vibrate, I am afraid that it will sound in class. If it is set to vibrate, I am afraid that it will loosen the parts of the pager in the long run.I firmly believe that this pager can last a lifetime. Liu Qing's information then poured in, like wind, like flowing water, like mist, like wine. "I'm starting to buy new clothes. Next time I take the chief doctors on a trip to Europe, I'll buy more floral dresses. What color do you like?"

"Your eyelashes are too long, you have to cut them short, so as not to be too attractive." "I always want to leave you a message or write a letter, every time I miss you. Then I always find that my pen is very clumsy, and then I always think of the lyrics I heard in the car with you: I love You're hard-pressed. I'm past the age of sweet words." "I'm in the office, there are lilies on the table, you are not far from this city, but I have a big order to talk about tomorrow, and I have to prepare tonight. You are applying for American schools, preparing for GMAT and TOEFL exams. I see the window In the glass, I had a vaguely gloomy expression, and I thought of a word: so close and so far away." "My problem is that I can't help but fall in love, forget everything else in front of true love, and emphasize color over everything else. Will this become your burden?"

"This time I will seriously face my heart, examine until I understand the mystery. I can't help falling in love, but I should know how to arrange my life, but I gradually dream of that shameless fate, it says, love, and then despair .Cho, can you see it? Don’t understand the love of repentance and the light of the river?” "Love is love, that is everything, and the rest will be borne by death." "Yesterday I dreamed that I was driving, and you were sitting on my right, with your hands on my lap, and your eyes looking at the front. I said where to go, and you said keep driving." Is it? If you are publishing a novel, I will not worry about gains and losses, and I will devote the rest of my life to washing and cooking for you."

"I have had many abnormal relationships, maybe this time can also be defined as abnormal. In the past, I tried my best to meet my lover, usually during the day, and I once said to my lover, how I want to see the dawn with you.Autumn, can we see the dawn together? " "God gave me youth once, but gave me you again. You are my youth, my eternal youth. When you look at me, when you look at me with love, your eyes cast on my face, I will never look old." "All the happiness in the world is not easy to come by. I am willing to fight for it. I want you to say, you believe me. I have loved more than one person, more than a few people, and I treat each time with sincerity. But this time you make me feel The fullness of love and attachment has never been there before."

"You said you couldn't guarantee a stable future, so there are some things you can't say. However, I firmly believe that you have courage and you believe in yourself.You believe in your future.If you love me, you say: 'I love you.I don't have a stable and clear future, but I still want to ask you, would you like to give me your hand. 'I know you don't have time and energy for me, but I have a lot of time and energy for you.Don't underestimate the sacrifice of women. " "The night will be deep and quiet, a lamp, a ray of breeze, some thoughts about you and you.

Already the best. " "You don't know, sometimes when I'm walking on the road, I will laugh out loud for no reason. That's when I think of you and feel so happy." "It's a pity that you didn't come to Qinghai-Tibet together. The yellow flowers you sent were bought from an old lady on Xining Street. I guess this flower is called 'Dongxia', whichever means that the color is not easy when winter goes to summer. Blue The colored flowers were bought in Lhasa, Tibet, you must have seen them, forget me not.” "When I'm not in Beijing, take good care of myself, read more books, write more articles, learn more useful things, go out and play more, time flies. You can also laugh with Xiaohong, and do nothing Just go to your heart and don't call her in your dreams." "I remember one day when we hugged and sat by the river south of Yansha, I said, I always felt that I was born for a certain kind of person, just like you." "When you're in love, or when you're alone, the more beautiful the scenery, the more sentimental you are. I always think, it would be great if two people were together, and it would be great if all your time was mine." When I’m not in class, I set the pager as the ringtone. Every time a text message arrives, the ringtone will ring. If Xin Ning is there, I’ll say, “The world is hard, Qiushui, are you hard?”Without even thinking about it, I said, your mother is hard.My mother taught me since I was a child, if someone says a word, if there is no response, you should add the prefix "your mother" before the person's original words, and then shout out in an octave-high voice, it will definitely look brave and smart .I admire the paging ladies of Run Xun Station. There are basically no typos and punctuation errors in such a long and complicated message. Because of Liu Qing's existence, they have undertaken a very challenging job.I found the defect of the pager, the memory is too small, it will prompt me soon, full, full, there is new information waiting to enter.I pour out all the information at least once a day, and every time I pour out, I vaguely think of when I was a child, carrying a urinal with a lotus flower printed on it, walking through a huge courtyard and rushing to the toilet at the entrance of the alley.I put forward a new technical idea. It would be great if it could be sent directly without going through the pager lady, and it would be great if it could be transmitted wirelessly in two directions.My brother said, what you said has already existed, and it is called a mobile phone text message.I said, not exactly, I need this little device to have a very convenient keyboard to input Chinese. When Liu Qing and I could make up time, she drove her Saab to school to pick me up to play. Liu Qing’s car often has several fashion magazines with three or four hundred pages each. When I was stuck in traffic, I sat in the co-pilot seat and flipped through the pages. Advertisements for eyelashes, bags under the eyes, and lips Ads for, butt-painted, butt-wrapping clothes. Liu Qing said, except for me, she has never seen a man who has the patience to flip through a magazine like this from beginning to end. Am I the legendary friend of women?I said, I have received good formal training, be careful with the beginning and respect the end, see the back cover when you read the cover, see the toes when you read the hair, I like the smell of perfume samples flying in magazines, and I love women. Most often drive to the northwest, Xiangshan, Badachu, Yuanmingyuan.Liu Qing always asked if climbing a mountain would make her thighs thicker.I said, no, mountain climbing first makes me feel happy, and then I move my whole body to consume excess fat.After the Manchus entered the customs, the Forbidden City of the Ming Dynasty was too lazy to start over and start over. They first used it and built these amusement parks in Xishan in order to be able to have frequent activities nearby and maintain a man’s brutality and simple judgment.We organized a trip to Chengde Mountain Resort. I saw Kangxi’s essays in Manchu. The translation basically means that wild games are indispensable. I’m already in my sixties. Many roe deer, more than a hundred deer, more than ten tigers, have done it hundreds of times, girls, children and grandchildren, you must follow suit.Liu Qing said, can you distinguish your own meaning from the famous quotes of famous people?I said, it’s hard, it’s a fault I had when I was a child. When I wrote essays, if I quoted famous quotes from famous people, I would get extra points. I often couldn’t remember it, so I just wrote it straight. Marx said: “In the morning, you should eat breakfast before brushing your teeth, not the other way around. 'Who will go to research, not what Marx said? Later, Liu Qing became addicted to climbing mountains, and insisted on having sex with female superiors. Even though there were meetings in the afternoon, she went to climb in the morning when her feet were itchy.When I have no class in the morning, I am often dragged by her.I can't bear to see her climbing the mountain with heavy makeup, hair and hair in a suit. Every time I say, let's have fun behind the big green pine in the back mountain, I like to mess you up.Liu Qing said, I know you've been trying to mess me up, I know you've been thinking about ejaculating in my hair for a long time, but I'm not a beast, and I have a meeting in the afternoon, so I can see you in a dignified way like I am now Human appearance, at least one and a half hours.I immediately changed the subject and said, when the PLA enters the city, if the ancient city within the second ring road is not moved, and the Soviet-style Tiananmen Square, the Great Hall of the People, and the History Museum are built with the current Wangjing as the center, then how wonderful Beijing is now what. If he stayed in the city, apart from the occasional Renyi old dramas and various small theater dramas, Liu Qing would go to the auditorium of the Beijing Film Factory every Thursday to watch two in-house foreign films that were not dubbed but had subtitles.Liu Qing said that she wants to cultivate an international melancholy and artistic temperament, so she wants to watch more foreign movies.I said, didn’t you grow up in Beijing when you were a child, didn’t you study Chinese history, did you have no confidence?More than half of the alternative youths from all walks of life in Beijing gathered in the auditorium of the printing factory on Thursday. Ten minutes before the opening, they filed in. Liu Qing ignored me and stared at all kinds of cool guys and bad guys. Two eyes are not enough.I said, you stare at people like this until you sit down, no wonder you have so many boyfriends since you were a child.Liu Qing’s eyeballs continued to work, and whispered, when I saw someone I really liked when I was young, I leaned my head full of beautiful facial features and hair, except for the monitor of the middle school, I told him, forget it, I don’t depend on you anymore, I’m afraid Delay your college entrance examination.After watching the movie, Liu Qing basically wants to eat supper, and basically goes to a bar with a band.I said, I will withdraw first. The COX model of patient survival rate statistics still needs to be adjusted. It has been delayed for a while, and it is now past ten o'clock.Liu Qing said, sit down for a while and eat a bowl of Taiwanese beef noodles.After five bottles of Yanjing beer, Liu Qing hid in the shadows and ate my earlobe bit by bit, saying, do you want to mess me up now?Want to cum in my hair?Didn't you persuade me to learn from Beijing girls?My sister went against her nature tonight and sacrificed herself to be a beast. Most of the time is eating. Liu Qing and I have made it clear that I don't like meeting other strangers. I am naturally introverted, and meeting strangers consumes a lot of my energy.Liu Qing said, I have restrictions, I have to have dinner with certain people, I want to see you more, but my time is limited, I can only bring you together.These people have stomachs, they all smoke continuously, they all carry Dunhill handbags, they don’t say what they do, most of them talk about it, don’t mention it to me about one or two billion, are you tired? .On such occasions, Liu Qing acts as a junior and keeps toasting, while I don't drink at all and concentrate on eating.I often see that cultural Confucian businessman. In comparison, he is the most idealistic.His routine is to eat wildly first, use both hands and mouth, then drink white wine, then use the wine to pretend to be drunk, and try to touch Liu Qing's thigh with big oily hands, "I really like you, my heart is broken, I can't eat well, Can’t sleep.” He occasionally took the initiative to chat with me, seeking professional advice from my obstetrics and gynecology department, “Someone told me to use an empty coke can to test a wife, if a woman can urinate very accurately to fill an empty coke can , must be a masterpiece. The reason is that it must be a narrow cunt. You are professional, you say, is there a scientific basis? " One day in summer, after watching the small theater drama "Si Fan" with Liu Qing in the Capital Theater, I said I would treat guests to a Shaanxi noodle restaurant in the southwest corner of the intersection of the Art Museum. The medium bowl costs 5 yuan, plus beef 8 yuan, vinegar for free.Liu Qing ate in full swing, ate the meat, noodles, and the soup. Before leaving, she handed me a key: "You take this door key. If you don't want to sleep in the dormitory, you can go there at any time. You decide . I changed the house again, and it is more comfortable, and I can lie down when I enter the door. " I put the keys and the pager on my waist, and walked two steps, as if all the ghosts of the deleted information in the past gathered in the pager again, very heavy.