Chapter 8 Chapter Eight: Sexless Love, Xiali Che

Xiaohong has a brother beast, who sees her once a week on average, and her brother beast often travels to Eastern Europe with a huge woven bag. It is stated on his business card that he has an art studio in the Czech Republic.Xin Ning is now looking for true, beautiful, pure, kind soul love with a big B girl nicknamed "Demon Sword". It's been fucking rejected.Xiaobai must go to his aunt's house every weekend to eat and feel the warmth of the family. He must go to Professor Wang's house once a week to eat and feel the style of a great doctor.I have to eat three meals a day with my girlfriend, we don’t sleep together, the school doesn’t let me, and the other people in the dormitory don’t let me. After I entered the clinical practice, I asked the two of us not to study together. I said that I was afraid that my girlfriend’s charm would interfere with me. Explore ancient and modern knowledge, my girlfriend said casually.At other times, Xiaohong, Xiaobai, Xinyi and I often hang out together. Xinyi said that this is the great true, beautiful, pure and kind asexual friendship and asexual love in the legend. Xiaohong said, really ah?

The most common way for Xiaohong, Xiaobai, Xin Ni and I to hang out together is to go out to eat and drink by car. In 1996, the feces-yellow vermin-like noodles on the streets of Beijing had not yet disappeared. Cars had no nose and buttocks, and they started at ten yuan. Ordinary Santanas and Nissan Crowns are the most awesome models. They have noses and buttocks. Fifty percent of the drivers wear white cotton gloves. They cost two yuan per kilometer. They basically can’t get business on the street. They wear suits collectively. Nose and buttocks, lying down and intercepting foreigners in five-star hotels.

Between the one on the front and Santana Nissan is Xiali. The car has a nose but no buttocks, and it costs 21 kilometers a piece. It is Xiaobai's favorite.When Xiaobai first arrived in China, the first thing he liked was poop-yellow noodles, which were cheap and had a big belly. Three or four of us sat facing each other in the car. Xiaobai said that the interior space was like an extended Cadillac in a trance, with a glass welded in the middle. A table, a small refrigerator, and a tumbler for brandy on the rocks.Later, Xiaobai almost had a car accident when he was sitting on the front. After braking suddenly, his forehead and nose hit the window glass. His forehead was swollen, his nose was bleeding, and a pair of Ray-Ban glasses on the bridge of his nose were broken.After that, Xiaobai fell in love with Xiali, saying that the color is good, pig blood red, the chassis is low, and it feels like a Ferrari when it is driven.

This pig blood red Xiali has been in my memory for a long time. The basic picture is like this: Xiaobai is sitting next to his brother, who listens to the central party, political and military fashion figures with his left ear, holding a thick black leather wallet in his left hand, and is responsible for counting the fare when he goes to the place, his eyes patrolling the left and right sides of the front On the sidewalks and bicycle lanes, the girls with outstanding clothes and exposing limbs waved their left hands when they saw something on the left, and waved their right hand when they saw something on the right. At the same time, they called out in his short, low but penetrating voice.

The wallet was made of black leather, which looked very soft, with "Hugo Boss" clearly printed on the outside.Xin Mi and I saw this brand in the specialty store in the underground shopping area of ​​Wangfu Hotel. A pair of underwear cost more than 200 yuan, which was enough to buy the underwear we both wore for a lifetime, enough for two months of food or food for us. Yanquelou bought 150 bottles of Yanjing beer.At that time, in front of the glamorous shopping guide lady, Xin Ning tactfully asked me for my opinion: "It is made in Malaysia, not the original product from Germany, so don't buy it." The shopping guide lady took a peek to see if Xin Ning and I were holding hands .A long time later, Xiaobai told us that he bought the wallet at Xiushui Market for 20 yuan, and he also bought a Rolex baby's breath at the same time for 80 yuan. Hugo Boss wallets are of good quality and have lasted a long time.The Rolex watch was given to his father. The stars in the dial began to loosen and fall off after three months. His father needed to put the watch parallel to the earth’s surface. The fallen stars were evenly distributed under the action of gravity, and most of them fell back to the Only in the original pit can I barely see the time clearly.Xin Ni concluded that Xiaobai’s shoes are famous brands, Nike, jeans are famous brands, Levi’s, and the silver medal of Levi’s, so only about 30% of the famous brands on his body need to be real, which is enough to make others think that you are full of famous brands. , so more than 30% is waste and stupid.There are many layers in that wallet, and Xiaobai has strong organizational skills. Some layers store RMB, and some layers store invoices. He said that when he goes to work in the company, the invoices will be reimbursed. Now he can only give it to his parents.It was the first time I saw dark green US dollars in it. They were only placed in one layer of the wallet. One, ten, and one hundred dollars were all the same size, much smaller than our ten dollars, and even smaller than our one dollar. On the smaller side, there is a curly-haired and bald bust of an old man printed on the front of the one-yuan banknote, with fat on his face and a mature and solemn expression, like an eunuch in the Qing Dynasty. The reverse is a bungalow, which is much smaller than the Hall of Supreme Harmony in the Forbidden City.

Xin Ni, Xiaohong and I sat in the back row.The space in the back row is small, I sit on the left, and Xin Ni sits on the right.Xiaohong sat between us, her body was facing the handbrake and rearview mirror in the front row, her left leg was attached to my right leg, her left breast was attached to my right arm, her right leg was attached to Xin Ni's left leg, and her right breast was attached to her. Touching Xin Ni's left arm.Xiaohong said that she likes to sit in the back when she rides in the car.Xiaohong said that she likes to sit between me and Xin Ni in the car, "There is also a handsome guy on the left, and a handsome guy on the right. On the left is a lean handsome guy who is 1.8 meters tall, and on the right is a fat handsome guy who is 1.8 meters tall." Not many gaps.Before Xiaohong was not Xiaobai's girlfriend, she often said that.After Xiaohong became Xiaobai's girlfriend, she often said the same thing.

I have an illusion, even though there are not many gaps, I still feel that the side where Xiaohong sticks to me is tighter than the side where Xin Ni is.Xiaohong looks very symmetrical. Visually, there is no phenomenon that her left leg and chest are larger than her right leg and chest.I weigh more than 130 catties, and Xiao Huang jokes that Xin Ni weighs more than 190 catties. The difference of 60 catties of meat is filled between Xiao Hong and Xin Ni, but I still feel that Xiao Hong is closer to me.So I decided that this was an illusion, as if I was hiding in a small room and reading a martial arts novel, and within a few dozen pages I mistook myself as the protagonist Shaoxia in the novel. I must have abnormal talents and be born into a famous family. If you chase him down, you must fall into a cave, and meet a crippled master with a white beard. He is full of kung fu, full of temper, and has no dick in his body. He finds the best "Yi Jin Jing" in the world, and he can practice it in a few minutes.In order to avenge my parents and my master, I went out of the cave, and every time I went to a small town, I met a female hero with a different temperament but the same moving body.In short, in the delusion, all good things will hit me like a hailstorm, and I can't hide from it.A few years later, one summer, Xiaohong returned to Beijing from Boston, "Qiu Shui, little crazy, what are you doing? I'm back, are you free? Let's go pinch your feet." There are no more people on the street. A 61-kilometer taxi called Fukang, most of which are also painted pig's blood red, driving from a distance, you need good eyesight to tell if it's not a Xiali, but a butt.Xiaohong was born with severe myopia. My left eye was 150 degrees and my right eye was 250 degrees, but I forgot to wear my glasses.I still squinted my eyes, let go of five or six Fukang cars, and identified a Xiali. Xiaohong and I squeezed into the back seat of the Xiali car again, and I sat on the left.The weather is very hot and the sun is very poisonous. The driver master said that the old Xiali has been for many years. When the air conditioner is turned on, the speed cannot be increased. When the air conditioner is turned on, there is no air conditioner. Like our country’s macro economy, the central government will overheat when it is turned on. A lot of non-performing loans and corrupt officials came out, and the central government made a hard landing, many people lost their jobs, and the society began to be in turmoil.So he turned on the air conditioner for a while, and turned on the speed for a while, just like the State Council adjusting our country's macro economy.

The window of the rear seat was blocked by the driver with two copies of "Beijing Youth Daily". "The sun can't get in, and the car is cool," the driver said.Little Red Roasted Pork tore off the newspaper with one hand, said, "I like to look around", squeezed her body over, and said, "Can I still sit in the middle?" The traffic jam was severe, I was sweating, and I recalled my past delusions , When I was studying medicine, the professor said that human beings have memory, remembering time, place, characters, the occurrence, development and ending of a story. Did people remember other things, such as touch, taste, hearing, and smell?Some facts, after a long time, become illusions.Many delusions, after a long time, have been confirmed repeatedly, and they have become facts. Anyway, there is no conclusive evidence in my mind.I couldn't help telling Xiaohong about this, and Xiaohong looked at the Scitech Building outside the car window and said, "The Liangzi shop for pinching feet is coming soon."

I was sitting on the left side of the back row of Xiali's car, and Xiaohong's left leg and breast were on the right side.It was so crowded that Xiaohong's arms could only be placed behind her protruding breasts.Xiaohong is the undisputed big tit in our school.She is just over 1.6 meters tall, with a waist of 1 foot 7, which makes her D cup disproportionately huge.Xiaohong told me later that when she was in middle school, she devoted herself to learning. When her mind was tired and her eyes were tired, she ate white rabbit toffee Shuangqiao yogurt and dried cheese from Meiyuan Dairy Shop, and she became a big fat person. , soon my eyes were broken, the temperature was more than 900 degrees, I didn't read any idle books, I didn't eat anything, I lost weight, but my milk was still there, and my body became disproportionately better.I said, I read when I was in middle school, and I didn’t peek into the garden for three years. I slept when I was tired, and read when I woke up. My heart was swollen, and my appetite was full. I didn’t want to eat anything. Bamboo shoots eat pig whips, deer whips, and wild dog whips, and then the lower body will be disproportionately healed.Xiaohong said I was abnormal. She said that she had never bought suitable clothes in China. If the waist is suitable, the chest must be too small. If the chest is suitable, the waist must be too big.This problem was basically solved after arriving in the United States. In the United States, where McDonald’s Big Mac burgers are sold, there are big breasts, and the A cup is a rarity.So when Xiaohong went to medical school in China, she basically didn't have a suitable skirt to wear, so she had to wear a round neck shirt and shorts. Except for more breasts and less leg hair, it was similar to Xiaobai's dress.Xiaobai thought a lot before deciding on the goal of pursuing a girlfriend, and the culprit was Xin Ni.The most important indicators that Xin Ni helped him set were three major items: material, talent, and wealth.It also clarifies the definition, material refers to face and figure, talent refers to character and intelligence, and wealth refers to family power and securities.It also clarified the weight, materials accounted for 40%, only 30%, and wealth accounted for 30%.

Xiao Huang joked with Xin Ning and said to me: "Make an Excel spreadsheet for Xiao Bai, and completely confuse him. Xiao Hong is yours. We have to protect Banhua." I said: "I already have a girlfriend, I'd better keep it for you. How about I discuss it with my girlfriend and say it was Xin Yi who said it?" His girlfriend is also famous for her toughness.His girlfriend is in Jingxi, the town of Beijing University.My girlfriend is in Jingdong, Zhenrenhe Medical College.Xin Ning sleeps in my lower bunk now, at JD.com, at Renhe Medical College. Xin Ni said to Xiaobai: "Tell me all your possible goals, and I will help you determine the score and the final goal."

Xiaobai said: "Little Hong has big breasts, narrow waist, narrow mouth and small mouth. She has big breasts, Li Jiajia said." Li Jiajia is also an overseas student, who lives opposite Xiaobai in the North Hotel, and focuses on endocrine. I think it is mainly to cure Her mother and her own faults.Li Jiajia is a talkative eighth woman. She feels that Canada is sparsely populated and has a long winter. There is no "eight" object, except for privately growing some marijuana in her own yard, and occasionally soaring during the day, at $2.99 ​​per minute. Phone sex and no other entertainment.After Li Jiajia read Snow's "A Journey to the West", he decided to follow Bethune's example and come to China.Her house in the North Hotel is the same as Xiaobai's, with an independent bathroom of ten square meters, but her favorite thing is to go to the collective bathhouse of Renhe Hospital.Three times a week, I carry a plastic bucket, which contains a bottle of shampoo, a bottle of conditioner, a bottle of body lotion, and a bottle of body moisturizer.Li Jiajia relied on his poor Chinese and spoke freely.She told the little idiot Gu Ming that she saw Xiaohong's naked face with her own eyes, "It's too big, bigger than everyone else, bigger than mine. The effect under the light is like a three-carat diamond, how many eyeballs do you need to lose?" If you come out, as many eyeballs will fall out. As many eyeballs are around, as many eyeballs will fall out. If you don’t seize the opportunity, you will regret it. I look down on you. Me and my mother look down on you.” Xin Ning said: "Great milk is only one of the indicators. Although it is important, it cannot represent all. You have to consider it holistically." Gu Ming said: "Li Jiajia said that Little Hong has big tits." Xin Ning said: "Big breasts will change. When you are angry, they will become smaller, and when you are old, they will sag. If you watch too much, you will suffer from cerebral hemorrhage. If you touch too much, you will develop tenosynovitis. Whichever hand touches more, the hand will grow first.Good things should also be considered comprehensively, considering the future and side effects. " Xiaobai said: "Little Hong has big tits, Li Jiajia said it." Later, I met a woman named Liu Qing. When she was upset, she would ask us if it was convenient for us to meet for dinner. When it was convenient for me, she would show up, so Xiaobai, Xin Ni and Xiaohong all met.Liu Qing is also a big tit, she told me it is hereditary, her father developed into Maitreya Buddha-like big tits before he was 50, and got breast cancer in his early fifties.Liu Qing often travels abroad. She said that there are clothing stores in Hong Kong for foreigners, and there are skirts suitable for her.Xiaobai regards me as a good brother. After meeting Liu Qing, he patted my shoulder and said, let's exchange indicators one day to see who is greater, Xiaohong or Liu Qing.Xin Ning said, it depends on whether greatness is inherited or cultivated. I was sitting on the left side of the back row of the Xiali car, curled up and motionless.There is only a layer of clothing between my right arm and Xiaohong's left chest. I wear short sleeves, and that layer of clothing is Xiaohong's round neck shirt. There is a layer of clothing between my right leg and Xiaohong's left leg. There is no interval.That side, it's hot.My eyes stared straight at the back of the driver's head in front of him. His hair was thick and oily, and dandruff was scattered like cheese powder.I smell Xiaohong's perfume. I'm old-fashioned. I always use lighthouse soap to wash my face. I don't know the name of that perfume.Later, Liu Qing told me that Xiaohong used Chanel No.5, and Monroe only wore No.5 when she slept at night.Xiali car often has poor air conditioning in summer. When the air conditioning is not good, in addition to No.5, I can also smell Xiaohong's meat, which is different from pork, venison, and wild dog meat. I have no frame of reference.Her hair is always washed very dry. Xiaohong said that if she doesn't wash it for two days, it will become oily and smell.When the car turned left, her hair would rub against my right cheek, which was very itchy, because if I raised my right hand, it would definitely touch Xiaohong's left chest, and I couldn't scratch it, so I sweated.The Xiali car drove on the road near Dongdan. Under the road is the sewer left by the Qing Dynasty. When it rains heavily, it will accumulate on the ground.My butt is less than ten centimeters from the ground. Every time the car hits a stone, a popsicle, or drives a small slope, my butt trembles.The trembling started from the tailbone and went straight to the Baihui acupoint along the spine, and the pain on the Baihui acupoint was unbearable.I sat in Xialili, sitting on the left of Xiaohong, and I understood why the KMT believes that beauty is also a form of torture.I can’t remember how many times I’ve been in the Charade, but I’ve lost an eye box, two Parker pens, three wallets, two pagers, and a pack of chewing gum. They were all in the left trouser pocket, and I don’t know when they fell into the car. up.I swore I would never put anything in my trouser pocket again.From now on, I will carry a schoolbag with me, put all my small things in it, and put it on my legs to cover my lower body. Xin Mi is more organized than I am. He never lost anything in Xiali's car, and even picked up twenty yuan.Three months after the four of us started sitting on Xiali together, Xiao Huang joked that Xin Ni started to have nosebleeds, which were blocked by cotton balls, ice cubes, and pumping on the soles of the shoes didn’t help. law.I suspect that he misses the junior sister in room 513 because he eats and drinks the pot of black-bone chicken, red dates and dangshen soup that nourishes blood.