Chapter 9 Chapter Nine: Shi Jueming, JJ Ballroom

In the second half of medical school, before deciding to go to the United States to investigate the decay and decline of capitalism, besides shaving the pubic hair before the operation and pulling the hook to stretch the skin during the operation, Xin Ni and I spent almost all of our time and money on Eat small restaurants and drink big wine. We pay a symbolic 50 yuan a year to live in a dormitory, a room of 10 square meters, six doctoral students, three bunk beds, a washbasin shelf, a nail on the wall, and the sundries are piled up and crowded in any human or mouse. The space that humans can find, cockroaches walk through the space that humans and rats cannot use, and when they are tired at night, they sleep between my mattress and the bed frame, between me and Xin Ni.The cockroaches urinate and defecate everywhere in the first half of the night, and the output falls with the wind, and then they hear the sound of Xin Niemeng grinding his teeth.They wandered around in the second half of the night, and often walked past my face in groups of three or four.I posted on the wall the running cursive "walking bitterness" written by Huang Qi, and Eucommia, an uneducated person, always pronounced it "hard work". Headless and desperate.These few people never thought that in another thirty years, the life of the leaders of the central government would be in the hands of these few people.So, when my sister said she wanted to change to a bigger house in the US, at least four bedrooms, one for herself, one for mom and one for dad, the reasons my mom gave included that she was naturally sensitive and a light sleeper dad Turning over at night, spitting, smoking, grinding teeth, and snoring, she was born sickly, saw her father often thought about the difference in outlook on life, and induced heart atrial fibrillation, and at the same time, her father also had beriberi and neurodermatitis. It’s almost two hundred catties. My dad is less than one hundred catties. If he turns over and crushes him to death, it’s an accidental homicide. My 7-year-old nephew lives alone. My sister gave the reason that he’s going to elementary school and his neck is so long But soon, when my mother is talking about the conflicts in the neighborhood, he stretches his neck to look at other people's homes, his eyes can be higher than the window sill, he must have his own space, develop his own soul and self, and raise his eternity Thousands of miles of awe-inspiring spirit.Thinking of my ten-square-meter dormitory for six people, I think my mother and my sister must speak the language of sperm whales.

Transportation doesn't cost much.The dormitory is between Dongdan and Wangfujing, and the straight-line distance from Dahua Cinema, Aozhiguang Supermarket, Dongdan Stadium, Dongdan Park, Wangfujing Department Store, etc. is within 200 meters.In Beijing, a city that is big and unreasonable, and has never been designed and built for the comfort of ordinary people, it is rare and peaceful.A run-down one-story house of Xin Ning's family is in the north of the art museum. When the wind is down, I am holding back my urine. It takes a few minutes to walk from the west gate of No. 5 Courtyard of Renhe Medical College.The one-story house I lived in when I was a child was broken enough, and a ten-square-meter dormitory for six of us was enough. The first time I saw the old house of Xin Ni’s family, I still lamented the ability of human beings to endure suffering and understand Xia, Shang and Zhou. possibility of slavery.My family no longer lives in a bungalow, so I went to several places, and finally moved back to Weeping Willow.If I need to go back, I walk from the dormitory to Dongdan Park, take the 41st Road bus, and get home for 20 cents.

Xin Ni didn't have any pressure from his girlfriend when it came to dressing.Xin Ning's first girlfriend, a female worker, Xiufang, basically looked up at Xin Ning, and basically only looked at Xin Ning above the collarbone, and it didn't matter what Xin Ning wore below five-sixths of it.Xin Ning's second girlfriend, Xiaocui, grew up in Beijing's Second Ring Road, and she is used to seeing gangsters in military uniforms wandering around and pulling their shoes.During our military training, we issued five sets of military uniforms. The formal suits were hung with plastic gold-plated buttons and blood-red epaulettes. The gold-plated buttons are more fake than gold teeth. When we return to the city, we cannot go to the streets. However, the training uniforms used for combat and training are still very similar to the military uniforms used in the War to Resist US Aggression and Aid Korea. Like, Xin Ni often wears it, creating a strange temperament of an alternative combination of medical doctoral students and street punks.Xiaocui's eyes glowed blue when she looked at the training uniform on Xin Ning's body, thinking of her menarche, thinking of her loss of virginity, the sun was shining warmly on her body, and her cheeks were flushed and wet.Hopu and Du Zhong, I, and I like Xiaocui from the bottom of our hearts. We gave Xin Ting our training uniforms. In this way, in the next ten years, he will have something to wear, regardless of whether he is fat or thin. We will also have the opportunity to see Xiaocui's eyes. Blu-ray.Xin Ning's current girlfriend "Yao Dao" emphasizes the spirit, looking at the United States and the future with her eyes on, her heart is full of fire, and she wears green clothes.The hair and eyes full of vitality of noodles in clear soup are like Jiang Qing who was in Yan'an during the Anti-Japanese War in the black and white expansion film.As long as Xin Ni's penis is wrapped out of the sight of passers-by, "Demon Sword" has no problem, so Xin Ni can't spend two hundred yuan a year on clothes.Now that I am entering the internship period, I have white coats during the day and training uniforms at night, basically free of money.

I have self-awareness since I was very young. At the age of four, I can tell whether a girl is good-looking or ugly. When I was in kindergarten, I started to complain about my mother, who always used the least money to dress me up like northern plants such as corn, eggplant, and melon. tendency.Before the age of thirty, I was basically shaved by my dad with manual clippers, and I basically wore the clothes left over from my brother's clothes, basically without my mom's money investment.My mother’s point of view is: “Damn, why do you look good in clothes? Didn’t you say that if you have a book in your stomach, farts are lotus fragrance, and hemorrhoids are lotus blossoms? Why don’t you think about it, you will be fifty-eight when you are eleven years old. I bought a set of 28 volumes of "Full Tang Poetry" for 1 yuan. At that time, I only earned 48 yuan a month. At that time, you could choose, buy 56 pairs of underwear or 28 volumes of Tang poetry." My brother was indifferent. Xuan Yuan, he is the person who has had the most girlfriends in real life that I have come into contact with.I stretch out my left and right hands, but I can't count them.When the Gang of Four was first smashed, it was like taking drugs, and the nationwide obsessive-compulsive euphoria. Everyone imagined that they couldn't imagine how life could be better. If heaven is not like Beijing, what else can it be like, but there are ventricles In the most secret corner, I vaguely feel that there seems to be something wrong.In the movie, the hero has two expressions, the bright smile that cannot be erased for 24 hours after the penis is shocked by the electric shock, or the great grief and indignation that the uncle died within 24 hours, the latter expression is mostly only used in Japanese devils and the Democratic Party.My brother is young and young, with big sideburns and beard.A Japanese movie called "Hunting" became popular in China. In it, Du Qiu and Takakura Ken, with big sideburns and beards, are as indifferent and mysterious as my brother. My brother is Du Qiu in a windbreaker and underwear. It's Ken Takakura.My brother's appearance has become fashionable.As a tour guide, he doesn't need money for meals, and he takes guests to a restaurant for dinner, and the restaurant returns money to my brother.All his money was spent on outfits.

Every few months, my mother would ask my brother, "Where did all the money go?" My brother is always very angry about this question: "Where did all the money go? Then you say, where did the air go a few months ago? Where did the food go for a few months? Where did the youth go in these few months?" went?" In the long years before and after, no matter what my brother's situation, he always couldn't get rid of the brainstorming and verbal fighting with my mother. Whenever he needed to come up with a large amount of cash, he always had to rely on my mother. .When my brother was at his lowest, he summed up his mother like he summed up a veteran revolutionary cadre: he had no joy in life, loved struggle, and was greedy.My brother said that the grievances between the two of them can only be resolved when one of them dies.When my mother was at her lowest, she was still emotional, she just looked into my brother's eyes and said, how did I give birth to something like you.

If it still doesn't work, just understand it and ask, how do you go out without being hit by a car?Why don't you go to Beijing Railway Station and lie on the tracks?Why don't you come to my house?There is half a bottle of unexpired dichlorvos behind the door, you'd better drink it all.None of this worked anymore. In the end, my mother said three words and paid me back. My brother’s girlfriends of different years use their aesthetic preferences to guide my brother to buy clothes. Every time my brother changes his girlfriend, I get a few more sets of clothes that were very fashionable and expensive a year or two ago, including a Chow Yun-fat in "Shanghai Beach" "The kind of white cashmere scarf in.More than ten years later, my brother began to inherit my laptop and mobile phone as a set, both of which were the most advanced two or three years ago, such as IBM Thinkpad T41 and Nokia Communicator 9500 in 2006.

When my brother couldn't think about it, he said: "The wind and sand in Beijing are so strong that you can't pee out. Ten years in the east of the river and ten years in the west of the river. Compared with the past, we are not as good as mothers and fathers. They have no cost to raise children, and the state welfare is distributed. Housing, and labor insurance. Compared with you, we are not as good as you, did not catch up with the Gang of Four, have a future, and have not been delayed. These are all retribution." I said: "When I was six years old, I peeked at the Hong Kong and Taiwan music that you copied in your diary, 'I know you would think so, and think of me as a different person. I don't blame you for thinking so, it would be the same for me. Same', when you are ten years old, read poems from two thousand years ago, and wear your old clothes before you are thirty, this is inheritance."

When there were no Xiaobai and Senior Brother Wang, we went to small street restaurants like Yanquelou when we had money, and Jingdong meatloaf from street stalls in Chaonei Nan Street when we had money. Both drink ordinary five-star beer and ordinary Yanjing beer.Senior Brother Wang returned to Renhe Medical University two years earlier than Xiaobai, with a whole body of white meat and a wallet of green dollars. One dollar is ten times larger than our one yuan RMB, and ten dollars is ten times larger than our ten yuan RMB. Everyone was convinced, and decided that the United States was indeed a good place to go.In the first three months of Mr. Wang’s arrival, we ate from south to north, from the south entrance of Dongdan North Street to Ditan Park, and from west to east, from Gulou East Street to Dongzhimen.After having Wang Da, I finally knew whether there were toilets in Donglaishun, Cuihua Building and Dongxing Building, and then I knew what it was like not to be an ordinary Yanjing beer.

"Wang Da, what do you think is the difference between ordinary Yanjing and high-quality Yanjing?" I didn't ask Xin Ning. He has a longer history of pouring urinals than me, and he has no little skill in this area like me. "The price is different, the difference is several times. Also, the brand is different, the boutique Yanjing, and the wine label is hot with gold rims. Also, the word of mouth is different. When you order, the lady keeps saying that the boutique is good. Also, the high-quality products have a lot of foam, if you pour half a cup and get half a cup of foam, it seems that the urine protein content is high." Wang Da said.

I basically believe that no matter how deep Wang Da's acquired laboratory skills are, he also grew up in the toilet when he was a teenager. "They're all scams," Xin said, "You have to make a distinction, otherwise how can you ask for more money? Don't be a fool when you study medicine, thinking that everyone is the same, even if you take off your pants. Seriously, tell me, what's the difference between shark fin and vermicelli?What is the difference between lobster sashimi and vermicelli?What is the difference between bird's nest and snot paste?no difference.The only thing that is somewhat unique should be the abalone. "

"What's unique?" When I was in the invertebrate zoology experiment at B University, I dissected abalone, a shell like an ear, and a row of nine holes in the shell. The scientific name is Shi Jueming. "Abalone is the most cunt-like meat." Xin Pi said. I have never changed my opinion of Xin Ni formed in Xinyang Army Academy, Xin Ni's hooligans are all on one mouth.He sleeps in my lower bunk all year round. A real hooligan can't have such a sleeping image of Chelang Baoyu.The heating period in the hospital is extremely long, and Xin Ni sleeps naked all year round.People are dirty, and the bed is also dirty, but the two different kinds of dirt produce different colors, and a clear human figure is printed on Xin Ni's bed.Based on this human figure, I can clearly distinguish his sleeping appearance: the head is facing the wall, slightly drooping, resting on the left hand, basically not drooling, the belly is slightly drooping, the navel is lower than the chin, the knees are retracted, the thighs and thighs are at 90 degrees, The right arm rests on the right side of the body, and the whole body basically does not move all night.This human figure has been poked in my mind for a long time, and time can't wash it away. After a long time, I looked at it with the eyes of the sky, as if looking at a newly dug ancient tomb: the inner wall is 108-186 cm long and 24-32 cm wide, and it is made of stone slabs. into a female tomb.The head is facing west, with a horseshoe-shaped jade hoop on the head, and a pair of jade-carved pig dragons on the chest.At the Jingdong Meat Pie Shop on the side of Chaonei South Street, Xin Ni and Xiao Bai and I sat next to the beer boxes stacked up to the roof. Fifteen meters away from the north of the street was a pancake stove converted from a gasoline barrel.Xin Ni looked at the slab building that rose out of thin air beside the street, and said that when he was a child, he ran the slowest, and the big buildings around his house were built, and the gangsters on the street had never seen a toilet for every household. Under the leadership of his son, he jumped up the building that was almost finished, and ran into the toilets of the houses. The water tanks of the toilets are all overhead, and the ropes that control the flow of water hang down, and the end is a gourd-shaped pendant.The bastards tore off the gourd pendants, and the fastest one pulled the most, so much that they thought it was useless, so they kept them all in their arms. Xin Ning ran last, and ran all afternoon without snatching a single gourd pendant. .Xin Ning also said that in the basement of the slab building, before people lived in, gangsters often went to fool around, and he stood guard.The fastest running gangster gave him a bottle of five-star white brand beer, and said, "It's not for you to drink, it's not for you to hit people, it's for someone to come and throw it on the ground, listen to it, call the police."Standing at the door, Xin Ning heard two loudspeaker recorders, "wine and coffee", hands touching guitar, guitar touching wine bottle, wine bottle hitting wine bottle, wine bottle hitting wall, meat hitting wall, meat touching meat.Xin Ning said that she had been waiting for the fastest runner to come out and told him that it was your turn, but it never happened. "Later? It wasn't my turn either. Then I went home with that bottle of beer, and the bottle cap was still open. There was a moon in the sky, the size of the bottle cap. Later, two weeks later, in the afternoon, when classes were still in session, the head teacher of the junior high school asked me to go to her office. There were two policemen sitting in the office, and then I was taken away.In the police station, I saw that female gangster, her eyes were still bright, but she was lost, and her skin was still white, but wrinkled.A policeman asked if he was in the basement that day, so he looked carefully, carefully.That woman looked at me for three days, three months, three years, thirty years. Then say no.Later, the police asked me to go back and told my class teacher that I had admitted to the wrong person.Later, I was not rated as a three-good student in that semester.Later, I was admitted to No. 4 Middle School in high school. " Later, Senior Brother Wang stopped dragging us to high-end restaurants. "There are many reasons. First, I spend too much money, and your mahjong game is too small. You can't win 100 yuan a night, and I don't always win. After getting my account, she has an opinion. She thinks that I have other women in Beijing, who are younger than her and prettier than her now. Second, I am too fat, I am over 200 catties, and my blood sugar is also over the limit , my wife said, if it exceeds 10%, after 225 which can be divided into 15 square root, you will not see me, let alone do other things. My wife said, if I get fatter, My penis has been hatched by my belly, the belly is much thicker than the foreskin, and the penis is too hard to get out, and I can’t do it. Third, I have to concentrate on studying hard, and I’m going to graduate , and then return to the United States to be a school doctor, I can't ignore human lives, I can't smash the Renhe brand." Later, Senior Brother Wang fell in love with Bundi.Senior Brother Wang started to wear leather shoes. From Monday to Friday, after he was on duty, he took off his white coat, drank a bowl of wontons in the cafeteria, got into the back seat of a Xiali taxi, and went to Xiaoxitian’s JJ, where the audience whirled.Three months after he didn't take us out to drink, I heard from the little nurse that Master Wang had a nickname, JJ An Lushan.Although he became stronger, his weight did not drop to less than two hundred catties because of dancing.Senior Brother Wang finished dancing and had supper. When alone, eat the small street restaurants and Jingdong meat pies on Dongdan. If you have a little female nurse or a little female doctor or a petite but not young old female doctor when you are playing disco, you can eat a Shanghai restaurant called Xueyuan. .I looked up on Dongdan Street and saw Senior Brother Wang waving his big fleshy hands while eating. Little female nurses, young female doctors, or petite but not young old female doctors are basically not as big as Senior Brother Wang. It is a quarter of the size, less than one-eighth of the volume, sitting across from him with a smile and listening, Senior Brother Wang's body and hands occupy half of the entire area facing the street in Xueyuan, as if half of the huge curtain has been pulled down. Later, Senior Brother Wang changed to go to the weekend dating venue of the Working People's Cultural Palace. Senior Brother Wang basically did not bring the little female nurse or doctor with him, but he also wore leather shoes.He educated me, Xinyue and Hopu. He has reached his age, and now he likes vulgar girls more and more. He is around 20 years old. He knows no more than 1,000 Chinese characters, and he often speaks no more than 500 Chinese characters. He can write There are less than 200 Chinese characters, and a counter in Wangfujing Department Store is much better than the female doctors, nurses and female students of Renhe Medical University. Small animals and small trees are as simple, more pure, and easier to look good.He told me that people who made friends in the Working People's Cultural Palace stood on the huge platform outside the Hall of Enjoyment, which was higher than the Hall of Supreme Harmony. Standing on the platform, you could see the well pavilions, divine kitchens, God library.Men and women gather together on the platform. There are many men and few women. Therefore, women often stand in the center of the circle, and men form a circle. They take turns to introduce themselves, talk about achievements, ideals, life, work, study, and the nearest country. event. The loudspeaker in the venue repeatedly played "A golden shuttle and a silver shuttle, give it to you, give it to me, let's see who weaves the most beautiful life", but singing and dancing are not allowed, so every man exerts strength from his ankle to his throat Say it hard.Eldest brother Wang stood by, and basically had no part for him to speak. Even if it was his turn, he just said, "I am a doctor", and the next man immediately followed up, "I am also a doctor. I have been practicing medicine for more than five years now. I’m an attending doctor in a tertiary hospital, and I’m likely to be an associate professor at the end of the year. I’m a radiologist, but don’t worry, I don’t get much radiation. I have paid leave. Wearing iron pants does not affect fertility. There is scientific proof published in the last issue of Nature.” Wang Da The brother said that there was only one time when a woman ran over and said, I have been watching you for a long time, and there are so many people, only you are honest and sincere.Let me tell you the truth, I have been divorced and have a child. Although I look young, I am in my thirties. How about you? Later, Xiaobai came.