Chapter 7 Chapter Seven: Defending the Motherland, Eight Trains

Xiaohong has been wearing glasses since she was in the third grade of elementary school. If she forgets to wear her glasses, she will occasionally crash into the men's toilet with her neck stuck between classes.The small boys in the same class are usually shy, sitting in the front row of the classroom, afraid that the teacher will forget to wear dentures, trying to speak clearly, spit like a waterfall.Second, I was afraid that Xiaohong would forget to wear her glasses. When she went to the bathroom between classes, the penis had not been put away yet. When she looked up and saw Xiaohong coming in, she would dream repeatedly at night, and it would also come in without explanation, and it would also make them pee for a long time.Hopu later went to Australia to study artificial insemination technology and had a car accident.Xin Ni said that Hopu's mind was full of copulation at that time, his MSN personal icon was a sperm electron microscope photo, and his signature file was "When you see a single egg under a high-power microscope, you can think of Qiu Shuzhen", it is strange that there is no car accident.Hopu said, that is dedication.Hopu said that the person who hit him got out of the car and fled. He remained motionless for fear of aggravating internal organ or spinal injuries.He watched the airbags inflate in front of him, and a white policeman came over, as tall as a donkey, and asked in English, what's your name?Magnolia officinalis.What year were you born in?

1971.How old are you?Hopu couldn't help it anymore, "I'm fucking your mother, this year 1999, my head was shaken, and my feces and urine were knocked out, can't you do the math yourself? The primary education in your country is really like this Is it bad?" The only time Hopu drank too much was because Xin Ning said that in the summer of 1995, he sat next to Wei Yan to listen to neuroanatomy class. Come out like a pulp.Hopu said that Xin Ni was slanderous, and he spit out bile when he was drinking with Xin Ni, and then he said to himself, what hit him was a new Mercedes-Benz, with classic raised headlights, which looked like big tits from a distance. The big eyes with eyelashes came into his field of vision quickly and hesitantly. Hopu immediately thought of Xiaohong who broke into the men's room with her neck stuck in the class of "Invertebrates", and he immediately peed.

From the third grade of elementary school, Xiaohong's mother told her not to read idle books, not to read a single one, it is not good for physical development, and even worse for ideological progress. Xiaohong's parents both graduated from Tsinghua University in 1965.Like college graduates after liberation and before the Cultural Revolution, except for communication technology books in Russian, Chinese, and English, Xiaohong’s family only has the entire set of “Woodpecker” and “Legal Literature” that Xiaohong’s father has subscribed for a long time: A farmer in a mountainous area of ​​Jiangxi fell asleep Her mother abused her father and raped and killed her own sister. The ideal of a Chinese girl in the United States is to create a world record for continuous sexual intercourse. So far, it has been 20 hours, 31 minutes, and 108 men. A town in the border of Yunnan grows poppies and industrializes opium refinery While answering the phone call from the secretary of the county party committee to discuss the issue of preventing the loss of cultivated land, Zhi received oral sex from two female secretaries.After Xiaohong’s father read it, he repeatedly explained the educational significance to Xiaohong: Bad people are really bad, feudal society is really ignorant, capitalist society is really corrupt, and socialist society, if it is not well controlled, governs the country according to the law, and improves the quality of the people, it is better than feudal society There is also the danger that ignorance is more decadent than capitalism.Later, I met Xiaohong's father. His right half of his head was obviously larger than his left half.The right eye is obviously higher than the left eye, the right mouth corner is obviously higher than the left mouth corner, and the right egg is obviously higher than the left egg.I think those communication technology books in Russian, Chinese and English must be placed in the right half of the head, and "Woodpecker" and "Legal Literature" and the big basin of water are placed in the left half of the head.This phenomenon, except that the right egg is obviously higher than the left egg, is inconsistent with the "neuroanatomy" and "gross anatomy" I studied.

Xiaohong said that her head doesn't have so many vocabulary, so she doesn't speak much.When we hang out with us, we say three words, Xiaohong often smiles and doesn't speak, or at most half a word. This doesn't mean she's stupid, I've never been able to beat her at backgammon, after learning mahjong by myself, she wins every time I gamble.Xiaobai said that it was because Xin Ning did everything in one piece every time, and every time Xiaohong was the first to beat him up.Xin Ning said it was all because of three men and one woman, and the women would definitely win money, as the card scriptures said, there was no way they could be wrong.Xiaohong said: "Stop arguing, after playing these four rounds, I will treat guests to Nanxiao Street to eat Mending Meatloaf."

But from time to time Xiaohong would discuss with me how I got into my girlfriend's bed. I said: "In the world, in life, there are many things that are unreasonable. For example, how did your breasts grow so big at this rate? What kind of functional relationship? How much is born and how much is acquired? In the middle, how much is the factor of the mother, does the father's milk have any effect, does it have any influence when Lin Biao died when you were born? In the day after tomorrow, is it more useful to eat more dairy products or read more pornographic books during development? Another example, I Why do I like you so much? Why do I see you feeling the tightest in your heart, even tighter than before watching porn, trembling in my sweater on Wangfujing Street in the evening of December?"

Xiaohong said: "You are illogical, and you changed the concept secretly. There is no reason to talk about milk, but it makes sense to let someone touch it. I take the initiative and decide. When you see me, you feel nervous. One, you are not like this at first sight. When you first saw me, it was as if I did not exist, as if a sow passed by, as if a bicycle rode past. Second, this reason is very obvious. I feel tight because among the girls you have ever seen, my breasts are the largest, the straightest, and the ratio to the waist is the most unbelievable, this does not involve your soul, or your groping in the dark."

I said, "Then, change the logic again. In the world, in life, there are many things that cannot be controlled by individuals. Individuals are small and helpless. Humans are knives and I am fish. For example, when my parents gave birth to me, I didn't say yes, because I was never asked for advice.My mother decided that she would need a driver in the future, so she had my brother.I need a salesperson in the future, so I have my sister.In the future, we will need a factory manager or a doctor, who will be responsible for housing distribution or birth, old age, sickness and death, so I went against the odds and got me.Because I resisted all opinions, I had to become a factory manager or a doctor even more.Because my mother can't figure out how to be the director of the factory other than being an asshole, so to be on the safe side, I can only be a doctor, which is my responsibility.Because when my mother gave birth to me, the obstetrician and gynecologist she kicked over the door used too much force, she suffered from uterine prolapse, abdominal pain and low back pain, and always felt foreign objects or fullness in the vagina, so I am more responsible as a doctor.If I had known in advance that I was obliged to be a doctor for my mother's womb for our family, or I was obliged to blow up American bunkers for our motherland, I would definitely not agree to be born.But this is out of my control.There are many similar examples. After birth, at a certain age, I must go to primary school, at a certain time, I will start growing dicks, and at night my penis will take me to dream.These are all decided, much clearer than history, and cannot be tampered with.Why did France have a Napoleon at that time?Why did Lincoln come out in the United States at that time?These are the inevitable results of many accidental factors.Whether Napoleon and Lincoln were good or bad, there is a lot of moisture in them, but there is no moisture in their appearance. "

Xiaohong said: "Qiu Shui, we are studying natural science. The arguments and arguments you said are correct, but what I want to ask you is that it is inevitable for you to go to bed with a girl, but why did you go to bed with your girlfriend? ? How to explain this coincidence? In principle, we have no difference, but your arguments and arguments make your argument untenable." The first time I saw my girlfriend, she was five hundred meters away from me. One year of military training, the curriculum is mainly based on strengthening the body and scratching the brain.After meeting Xiaohong's father later, I immediately understood the arrangement at that time.For most bad boys, normal antivirus software has failed, and cancerous and normal tissue have become fundamentally entangled.The purpose of the year is to format these broken heads first.After returning, fill in all kinds of knowledge, skills and practical technologies, and fill in other spaces, such as "Woodpecker" and "Legal Literature" and some basic axioms, such as the greatness of the motherland, the greatness of the people, the beauty of big breasts, the great China and the greatness of the world. The Chinese people invented everything human needs 5000 years ago and will always be great and awesome and so on.Then, these bad boys grew up, and they looked like Xiaohong's father. The right half of the head was obviously larger than the left half of the head, the right eye was obviously higher than the left eye, the corner of the right mouth was obviously higher than the corner of the left mouth, and the right egg was obviously higher than the corner of the left mouth. left egg.By then, Neuroanatomy will be rewritten.So apart from "College English" and "College Chinese", there are courses like "People's Army" and "Internal Affairs Regulations", discussing how to take an oath, the difference between an officer and a chief, and whether we don't wear hats when the chief enters the house. Questions like salute.

Huang Qi said that if there is a shit class, you will hear a conversation like this: "Report to the instructor, the eighth class of the twenty-fourth team has assembled. Please tell me whether the class will be held!" "Okay. The poop decomposition action begins. Divide the venue, the first and second pits for the top five, the third and fourth pits for the bottom five, go to the pits!" "University Chinese" was taught by a teacher from Henan. He said that half of the beauties in Chinese history were produced in Henan, and half of the poems in it were written by Henan poets. Exhausted room, the reason for the evil spirits. The day returns, the heart also stops worrying, and the worries are intense, hunger and thirst.” How did Xin Mi and I hear it?Xin Ni whispered: "You can come back if you want, and write a poem?"

Xin Ni likes "College English" the most, because when men and women are closed, they can see long hair. I said, how much longer it can be than ours, and Xin Ning said that it is also long.After two lectures on the "Internal Affairs Regulations", we waited for the girls to arrive in the corridor on the third floor of the teaching building.The weather was cold and the poplar trees had lost all their leaves. We all wore cotton-padded jackets and trousers, and leaned against the cast iron railing. A small wind blew by and licked the back of our necks to our coccyx. From the side of the poplar, from the side of the barracks, a large group of girls walked over.The face is round, red, and frozen.The body is round and green, with two steamed buns and a large bowl of flour soup for breakfast, and is supported by cotton-padded jackets and trousers.From a distance, it was as if a big ball was pushing against a small ball, the flesh submerged the bone, and then a bunch of balls rolled over neatly.

The girl who became my girlfriend later walked in the front of the team. She was obviously the squad leader. Although she was not the tallest one, she looked the tallest. Least like a ball in the past.When the team was approaching the stairs, my girlfriend shouted resolutely: "One two one, one two one, one two one, stand still." Then she stepped up to the third floor, led the team into the classroom, and then my girlfriend shouted resolutely : "Report to the instructor, all the twenty-five teams are here, please go to class." The instructor shouted: "Please sit down." Then my girlfriend sat down with a face of resoluteness, and the other girls sat down one after another, and their meaty buttocks collided with the wooden chairs , making muffled sounds one after another.When get out of class was over, my girlfriend stood up again, with a resolute face, and shouted: "Report to the instructor, the 25th team has finished studying, please tell me whether to bring it back!" The instructor shouted: "Take it back." There are gatherings in the whole college, and I have seen my girlfriend direct the girls' team to sing many times. Her arms control the voices of all the girls, and countless male students' gazes gather on her face. She has a resolute face without any fear , and finally with a wave of her right arm, all voices stopped suddenly. I think she is very handsome. I sat at the back of the classroom with Xin Yi, and he memorized Minhong's "GRE Vocabulary" with a green face. Every time he memorized a lesson, he whispered and firmly scolded Yu Minhong's mother, and then pulled me to talk nonsense. .Xin Ning said that Hopu told him that every memory training, the beginning and the last contact part are the most firmly remembered, so to remember deeply, it is necessary to increase the number of pauses.During the military training, Xin Ni cultivated a bad habit that historians often make. He expressed all the views of chicken thieves that he came up with through Hopu's mouth.I've just finished watching the original, so here we go.After I read an original novel, I marked it on the title page of the English dictionary.Lu Xun said in his essays that he read a hundred novels when he was bored in Japan, and he basically had the foundation for writing novels after that, and later became a literary giant.I think I have to read a hundred novels in the original language before I turn twenty-five.After a long time, I vaguely discovered that I was misled by Lu Xun. The hundred books he mentioned must not all be full-length novels, but most of them are short stories, and they are short stories in Japanese, while the ones I read are all English novels. More than a hundred pages, it took me many times more time, my goddammit.When I was reading Lawrence, I didn’t need to be guided. I immediately felt all his sufferings. I felt that he was Qu Yuan in England. There was a biography of Lawrence at the back of the book. This tuberculosis ghost only lived for more than forty years. The time I wasted reading novels, I'm fucking fucked up. Every ten or so pages, I rest my eyes when I look at the girl who looks like a prickly pear in front of me.My girlfriend sits at the front, with the longest hair among these balls, almost brushing her shoulders, and the most resolute and conspicuous expression.Later, my girlfriend told me that she fought for the length of her hair with all her strength. The captain of the officer's district and the squadron commander who was superior to the district captain uttered cruel words, saying that they should keep their hair but not be an officer. They are all concentrating on memorizing English, and their expressions are not as strong as my girlfriend's, not half of them.He also said that if you don’t keep your hair and join the party, you don’t have to think about joining the party at the front line of the military academy. But my girlfriend joined the party in her second year of high school, and she is still an outstanding student cadre at the municipal level.I am allergic to being an official, but I have long been attracted by female cadres. They are resolute and decisive, and they believe that Qu Yuan and Lawrence are fools.If I were scallops, they would be big trees. When I think of them, I feel at ease in my heart.Xin Ni later said that there was a masochist lying in my spine, which coincided with "Physiology", the pain of a normal man's defecation and orgasm is the joy in his bones. My girlfriend said that she noticed me much later than I noticed her, so when defining our relationship history, the official line is that I chased her.The Army Academy where our military training is located has a rather large library. There is a large table in the reading room, with people sitting on both sides, and an iron partition in the middle to prevent the eyes of the opposite sex or the same sex on both sides from facing each other, but the partition is opened near the table. There was a finger-wide slit.My girlfriend later said that the first time she noticed me was when she saw my mouth through the gap, which was thin and melancholy, as bright as orchid.I figured it out, at that time I should be reading the thirty or fifty pages with the most detailed descriptions. The charming temperament of those two lips was all suppressed. The attractiveness of this temperament is based on hormones and also conforms to "Physiology" . My girlfriend and I got to know each other because of the knowledge contest organized by the Army Academy for the whole party. In that competition, we teamed up and won the first place. Throughout the year of military training, we have various group activities, the basic purpose of which is to consume physical and mental energy and resist the large amount of hormones accumulated within a square kilometer.Before the National Day, the squadron instructor mobilized for the National Day: "Our army has three grassroots organizations, one is the party branch, which is the core. The second is the Youth League branch, which is an assistant.The third is the military committee, which is the staff.Tomorrow is the National Day, the birthday of the motherland, the birthday of the mother of all of us, how can we not be excited?How can you not be proud?It will be the Mid-Autumn Festival in three days, how can we not look forward to it?How can you not imagine?Our team made careful arrangements.On the morning of the first day, when playing basketball with the 23rd team, all the staff must watch and applaud.There is no doubt about this.Without group activities, you cannot be a group.Without good collective activities, one cannot be a good collective.In the afternoon, watch a movie, "Legend of Dangerous Buildings".The next day, there was also a movie in the morning, "Legend of Flying Man", a table tennis game in the afternoon, and of course a party in the evening.On the third day, there was also a movie in the morning, "Legend of the Haunted House", and a labor competition in the afternoon, filling up the artificial lake dug by helping the veteran cadre activity center last week, and planting pine trees.There are a few points to pay attention to. First, you must pay attention to safety.Second, pay attention to learning from Lei Feng during festivals, and help in the kitchen as appropriate.Third, the higher authorities stipulated that no more than 5% of the people who went out should be allowed to go out.Fourth, the festival time starts from 6:00 pm on September 30th, today, and ends at 6:00 pm on October 3rd.Now, each class brings back, and everyone expresses their determination on how to live this glorious and great festival well.In short, live well, otherwise, the cunt will be wrapped in shit, and everyone will not be able to do it. " At the party, I spoke on behalf of the party, and the ending was like this: "Three hundred and sixty-five days, just a moment. The flowers bloom and fall, the leaves turn green and yellow, and the annual rings of the trees add another round.Motherland, I wish you a happy birthday and wish you another glorious year!Stand at thirty, and not be confused at forty. At the age of 41, how many vicissitudes of life have you experienced.The storm will pass, you are still you, no, you are a more mature you.Motherland, I wish you a happy birthday and wish you good health. " Huang Qi played the guitar, and Xin Ning sang "I don't want much": "I don't want much, it's just a little tender feeling. I really don't want much, it's just a thoughtful greeting. A kind smile, a real possession , tell me oh tell me, you also understand the loneliness of a person... ".Xin Ning said that when he was on stage, he thought of "Yagui Yagui", and saw tears in the eyes of all the girls. In the next two months, one person fainted while running in the girls' squadron. Under the influence of extraordinary imagination, the school doctor immediately tested HCG and the result was positive.The leaders have a little question, why do pregnant girls not look good?One point of conclusion is related to the party, especially Xin Ni's singing, because the captain of the girl squadron pointed out that when Xin Ni sang, this girl cried the most.After that, we all followed this logic and said that the girl had a big belly because of Xin Ni. I comforted Xin Ni, there are some things, if you say yes, you will have it, if you say no, you will not have it, if the woman reports it, it will happen, if you don’t report it, it will not exist.Xin Ni said, I love Yu Minhong's mother, and I love your mother.After that, the only group activities left were watching movies and digging and filling lakes. I tried my best to avoid group activities.The representative of the election party's knowledge competition, everyone said that Hopu is the best at memorizing, and his dreams are all words, so he should go.Qiushui can also recite, and pi can remember one hundred decimal places, so he should also go.Hopu hugged his three English dictionaries of different sizes and said, okay, okay.I also said, okay, okay. The girl squadron sent my girlfriend.The three of us occupied the meeting room of the brigade, and Hopu put his butt down and said that he was in charge of the party constitution, which is a booklet with fewer words.My girlfriend took a breath and said that she is in charge of the party's political work against the army, which is a "Manual for Branch Construction" with less than fifty pages.I said, both of you are the top students in the college entrance examination in your province and city, right?What a quick response.Well, I am in charge of party history, including people, events, meetings, as well as military history, Kuomintang history, and others. The meeting room is very large, with a generous table, and there is no problem with seating a dozen or so people. There is no need to go to a group to watch a movie, dig a lake to fill it, and there are orderlies to deliver boiled water.Xinyang produces Maojian, and the political commissar of the brigade sent a catty of the new tea of ​​the year, saying, drink more, sleep less, remember more, and win honor for the collective.The three of us sat on one side.I memorized party history for half an hour: the First National Congress, July 23, 1921; the Second National Congress, July 1922; the August 7th Meeting, August 7, 1927; On the 11th, the Gutian meeting, in December 1929, then read about ten pages, and then looked at how much my girlfriend's hair has grown in the past two days.Hopu memorizes the English dictionary for half an hour, recites the party constitution for a few minutes, and then recites the English dictionary for another half an hour, then goes to the canteen next to the conference room to see the female soldiers selling things.Hopu and the female soldier have known each other for a long time. I heard from Xin Yi that he was at the scene when they had their first conversation. The situation at that time was like this: the female soldier asked Hopu, "What do you want?" Hopu replied: "Toilet paper." "Big and small?" "Of course it's small." Later, when Xin Ni saw Magnolia, he shouted, "Of course it's small."Hopu learned a lot of Beijing folk ways to relieve stress, and without thinking about it, he shouted back to Xin Ning, "Of course your uncle is young." When there is no one in the canteen, Hopu often teaches the female soldier culture, "This is not mustard from Pailing, this is mustard from Fuling", "This is not washing powder, this is milk powder", "This is not plum in Qin Dynasty, but Thai plum".The door of the conference room was open, and I could hear me laughing aloud, my girlfriend laughing silently.My girlfriend memorized the "Branch Branch Construction Manual" for two hours, then got up and stretched her waist and legs, looked into the distance, and then memorized it for another two hours.The two of us rarely talked, and she brought millet crisps, canned oranges, peanuts, and Jigongshan beer from time to time, and placed them on the corner of the generous table.Except for beer, Magnolia ate 80% of it, and he could eat it better than girls.After eating, the sweat came out, seeping through the shirt and seeping into the coat, clearly showing where his nipples were.Hopu said that if he didn't sweat, he would be a much bigger fat man. When taking a nap at noon, the person on duty yelled, "Qiu Shui, there is a girl calling for you, I yell, what are you yelling, my mother."Answered the phone, it was my girlfriend. "Didn't we meet in the conference room every day? Why do you want to get up and call?" "I bought a watermelon, I ate half of it, and I want to give you the other half. Bring it to the meeting room and feed it to Magnolia." "Okay. I don't like seeing his nipples show after eating either." "How can I give it to you?" "I went to get it? Is it too conspicuous? You come here to give it? Is it too conspicuous?" "Ten minutes later, go to the big playground. On the north side of the playground, there are four banners with the words 'defend the motherland'. See you under the word 'protect'." Walking on the way to the word "Bao", I was thinking, the tableware is all in the cafeteria, and it is locked at noon, where can I get a spoon and eat watermelon? Under the word "Bao", my girlfriend is holding a translucent plastic lunch box, not half-cut watermelon, and there is a plastic fork in the lunch box. "And the watermelon is de-seeded. Don't ask me why I know, I just know. I was reciting words on the bed while watching your girlfriend peel the seeds.There are thirty-seven in total, and twenty-two are all black, or mature. "Xiaohong once said. "I also know that you didn't go back to Beijing with everyone, she helped you book the eighth train for the next day. Don't ask me why I know, I just know. I remember I asked you if you left on the fifth, and you said six No. 6? I’m in charge of booking tickets for girls, and your girlfriend has booked two tickets for No. 6.” Xiaohong once said. The No. 8 train on No. 6 is crowded, people are everywhere, in the aisle between the cars, under the seats, on the luggage rack above the head, in the toilet, if there are hooks outside the car, there must be people, if people can float, the upper part of the car The empty space will also be filled with human body.I went back to Beijing with my girlfriend, no one else I knew around.Before arriving in Zhengzhou, I was still standing upright. After passing through Zhengzhou, the compartment was even more crowded. My girlfriend found a newspaper, folded it a few times, spread it on the floor, and the two of them sat on it together. It was getting dark, and the trains collided with the tracks, making a monotonous sound.I slowly lost consciousness. I dreamed that after the announcement of the college entrance examination, Zhang Guodong was admitted to the Beijing Film Academy, and thirty high school boys and girls went to his house to have a big dinner.Zhang Guodong blushed up to his navel from drinking, the same color as his lips, held up a bowl of soup, and fed his crotch.Zhu Chang also went, drank with people everywhere, and basically didn't talk to me.She told others that she was going to Shanghai, and that she did not apply for a school in Beijing. She said, "Fate. I, resign." The voice became louder and louder, and I woke up suddenly, with my hands under my curled legs, under my girlfriend In my hand, with her head on my girlfriend's shoulder, she was wide awake, looking ahead of the car with a determined expression. "I'm tired." I said. "Well. Go to sleep." "One year of military training, what have you gained?" "During the party's knowledge contest, you said, 'The military blankets we sent out are military supplies. It's a pity to hand them in when they are used up. What a good playing mahjong cloth.' I bought one for you, and I packed it into the package. , directly shipped to University B. You will be able to use it when the semester starts in September." "real?" "real." "Your hair is already very long." "You like long hair? Wait a minute, I'll let you loose your braids, so you can rest more comfortably on your pillow." Her hair was spread out, and it was placed between my head and her shoulders, and I was in a clear state of mind. "Speak a word, don't be angry." "Not mad. Not mad at you." "I want to hold you." "Not now. People are a nuisance." "You're angry?" "No. I'm happy." "The boy's mind is too bitter. He is often too tired. He looks strong but is actually weak." "I know. I like it. Go to bed." Her hands were dry and steady. No one in the car paid attention to us.Everyone is trying to find a space for themselves in the car. "I know how you got into your girlfriend's bed, and you climbed up by yourself. One possibility, you are full of love for your girlfriend. Another possibility, you don't have any willpower, you just go through a hole, there is a hole You just pick it up, and if there is a slope, you slip down. You either want everything, or you don’t know what you want. The two possibilities, to me, have the same meaning. You know why I asked you what date you want to go Because I have the same idea, I want you to leave one day later, walk with me, and then I have a chance to tell you in the car, I like you, please go to my bed." Xiaohong once said. "Do you know that veterans wash their feet one by one. When washing their left feet, their right feet wear socks, shoes, and laces. It is said that in this way, if the battle breaks out, they can run fast." I was Reply.