Chapter 8 Red Buddha Running at Night---About Interesting【Chapter 5】

chapter Five one Li Weigong hid in the vegetable garden, and hundreds of tolerances couldn't find him. Because of this, something went wrong in Luoyang City, although it can't be said to be terminally ill.The reason why the missionaries couldn't find Li Jing was because they didn't need the vegetable garden, so they could go to the stall to get vegetables if they wanted to eat.Moreover, the profession of tolerance is hereditary, so not only do they not need a vegetable garden, but the concept is unfamiliar to them.It never occurred to me that in Luoyang City, there is still a large area divided into squares by bamboo fences, which smells like vegetable gardens.And other people would not tell them even if they thought of Li Jing in the vegetable field, wishing that they would all die.This situation not only caused pessimism in the tolerance, but also caused great panic among the executioners, because if Li Jing could not be found, in the autumn they would each beheaded thousands of heads at a time. Impossible.So they took the initiative to gather together to improve the craftsmanship, and invested in the construction of a wood beheading machine.The purpose of this machine is to speed up the efficiency of beheading, not to improve the quality of beheading, so it is different from the one invented by the French in terms of appearance and principle.It is three stories high and stands on the square at the gate of the Yamen in the center of the city.If the windmill on the top is included, it will be six stories high; the reason for using wind power is to save manpower.This machine is rigorous in design and complex in structure.Because it is so complex, there are some issues with reliability.When experimenting with fat pigs, sometimes the severed pig's head was broken, because it was not only the pig's head, but the front half of the pig's body; buzzing speech, because the nose was cut off.Sometimes the head was beheaded, but the wind stopped, and the pig doing the experiment whistled more than 100 decibels.When experimenting with condemned prisoners, the most well-behaved condemned prisoners would struggle desperately when they saw this machine, and they all showed amazing strength. Twenty people were not enough to press him into the machine and write on the machine. The tagline "fast, comfortable, trendy" doesn't help.Of course, this machine is still being improved.In addition, some people suggested that a canal be dug between the city center and the four gates to float the heads.The chiefs are considering it.That year was not a good year for the pigs and tolerances in Luoyang, just as 1957 was not a good year for the smart Chinese.

That year, Li Weizheng was on the way to build Chang'an City before leaving his home in Luoyang.For example, the department will have a colleague go to the United States to attend an annual meeting, or an additional full professor will be added.This is the biggest event and sure to make everyone hate each other.The more important incidents are: since the beginning of the year, our deputy director has been looking for someone to fight with a blushing neck, which is really terrible; she finally retired recently, and we can have a deputy director who has not yet reached menopause.This kind of event may be relatively small in other places, and it can happen without warning, but it is a big event here because there is nothing more important.Now I also have some flying around me, which is caused by my snoring in meetings.Does this mean that I am about to prove Fermat's theorem?Later, this group of tolerancers finally found Li Jing, but this does not mean that this group of tolerancers is better than their beheaded colleagues, because they did not find it by themselves.They just followed Li Erniang. This little girl was wearing a dark printed silk shirt, with a piece of white cloth wrapped in her left hand, and a large lacquer food box in her right hand (that kind of thing has many drawers, it looks like a box with a handle) file cabinet), walking in front of the wind, graceful and graceful, if it weren't for the smell of distiller's grains wafting down the wind, it could be said to be a peerless beauty.They followed her and easily found the Earth Temple in the vegetable field.

Ordinarily, Li Erniang is really too stupid, because as long as she turns her head, she can see a large group of people who are following behind.But she didn't look back, because a black fat man came to her house in the morning and said that Li Jing ran away with a beautiful girl named Hong Fu, who was his girlfriend.Li Erniang was rummaging in her heart when she heard this, so she quickly packed up some food, took it and ran to the earth temple.This is the same as me.If someone came to tell me that someone in the city had proved Fermat's theorem, I would immediately ride my broken bicycle and run to the city, buying a cigarette as a gift on the way, without looking back.I must have a quick look at him to see if the theorem has actually been proven.If I see a limp person in a dark room, who speaks in a low voice but with clear logic, I feel that disaster is imminent, the world is spinning, and I can't go home.If you see a grotesque guy who is so crazy that he doesn't know where he is, he can ride his bike home, pitying my cigarette along the way.This is because even if I can't prove Fermat's theorem, I can see who can prove it.Li Erniang still had an old love for Li Jing, so she was eager to see what Hongfu looked like, so she led the servants to the Earth Temple.And those errands followed Li Erniang because a black fat man came to tell them that Li Erniang was going to find Li Jing today.This black fat man is the bearded man.Although he helped in this way, it didn't save the lives of those tolerances.For although they found him, they did not capture him.Li Weigong not only ran away, but also ran out of Luoyang City.Therefore, these tolerances became the first official victims of the beheading mill in the center of Luoyang.

As far as I know, the beheading mill has been standing in the center of Luoyang City since then. When it is not in use or wants to be used but there is no wind, it is covered with canvas and bamboo mats on all sides. It looks like a drilling machine started in winter.This is a symbol of something wrong with Luoyang City.If it doesn't go wrong, a few executioners will suffice.And the cause of this problem is just that a guy named Li Jing is dreaming.People of later generations have fully learned this lesson - in future dynasties, fantasies are strictly prohibited. two Now we can talk about how Li Jing escaped from Tolerance.That afternoon, everyone followed Li Erniang to the earth temple, and surrounded the temple completely.At this time, Tolerance didn't dare to take Li Jing lightly, so everyone brought a weapon that could be fired: those who knew how to use a bow brought a bow, those who knew how to use a crossbow brought a crossbow, and those who couldn't use a furoshiki He picked up a large pile of pebbles and bent his waist while carrying them on his back.They surrounded the Temple of Earth in this way, like a large group of cats surrounding a small mouse with their teeth and claws.One thing can prove that Li Jing is quite vigilant. As soon as Li Erniang entered the earth temple, he immediately poked his head at the door.

As soon as Brother Tolerance saw Li Jing's head, he couldn't help firing violently, but he retracted his head again.The arrows and rocks hit the broken door like rain, and in a blink of an eye the two doors were broken apart, like a fence.Then everyone shouted: The people inside came out and surrendered, holding their hands behind their heads!There were also those who shouted to surrender and those who came out with their heads behind their hands were all nervous.Although it was a mess of yelling, I could still hear what it meant.At that time, Li Jing had no choice but to come out and surrender, because the crowd of five hundred people was enough to knock down the Earth Temple, crush every piece of adobe that was built into the Earth Temple, and pick up every piece of wood used to build the Earth Temple. There was only a pile of dry soil left in the ground for the firewood. At that time, Li Jing would naturally not be a problem.So he let out a long sigh, hugged the back of his head, turned his head to look at Li Erniang who was squatting on the ground with a pale face, and Hong Fu who was standing upright with a bloodless face-although Hong Fu was bloodless, she was a challenger. His brows were drawn, his eyes were bright, his lower lip was biting, his whole face expressed a certain degree of stubbornness—then he walked out of the Earth Temple to surrender.At this time, he didn't think about anything.All he knew was that staying in the temple had no way out, so he went out.When Li Weigong came out to surrender with his head in his arms, Hong Fu followed behind him, also holding his head.The servants didn't know that there were two women and one man in the temple, so they were satisfied when they saw two people coming out.As for Li Erniang who entered the temple, she was small and exquisite, with a baby face; the Hongfu who came out was slim, with shawl-shaved hair, no smell of distiller's grains on her body but a smell of perfume, etc. Many people actually noticed the difference, but unfortunately no one thought of it. Not alone.

Everyone thinks that this temple is a bit supernatural, and they should bring their wife and let her go in too.When Li Weigong came out to surrender, he looked completely hopeless, and everyone felt relieved after seeing it. They all stood up and surrounded him to put a chain on him. This way, there were fewer people around.At this moment, there was a sudden sound in the temple, and everyone was distracted again.Li Jing took this opportunity to knock down a person with his knee, and burrowed into the barley.He himself was surprised when he got in. It turned out that he had been working day and night these days, digging ditches in inconspicuous places such as the roots of the barley, walls, etc., as if he was ready to dive into the ditch to escape.When the Tolerance brothers saw him running away, of course they chased him, but they fell into the pit one after another.It turned out that he dug a lot of pits in the surrounding area, filled the pits with a substance that smelled like a vegetable garden, and removed the floating soil on the surface.This again seems to have deliberately arranged some traps.He made so many arrangements, but he didn't tell Hongfu anything.Of course, this was not intentional. He has a lot of brains. What this brain does, that brain does not know. When things are busy, things will be messed up.When he ran away, none of the many brains thought of pulling Hongfu.Fortunately, Hongfu has spent these days with him, and has a little understanding of his character.As soon as Li Weigong started, she followed, like a hand in a relay, she thrust her wrist into his hand, and said softly: here!In this case, of course he was too embarrassed not to hold back.Hongfu also used the other hand to sweep back, trying to drag Li Erniang up, but unexpectedly, Li Erniang didn't follow at all.When Li Weigong fled, the momentum was so great that he didn't allow her to look back at all, so he pulled her away.Fortunately, Li Erniang didn't have to worry about her, he committed suicide in the ruined temple.

In the summer of that year, there was a very good wind blowing one day.All the people in Luoyang came to the center of the city to watch the windmill beheading.Of course, this matter does not mean that it can be started at the beginning. There are a lot of preparatory work to be done: first of all, the machine must be filled with oil, otherwise it will rattle, and the man who is urinating will be beaten repeatedly when he hears this sound. Chilling and inability to urinate - I don't understand the situation of women, and I guess it's the same.Next, raise the six sails on the windmill.The windmills in our country are all horizontal, which is different from those in Europe. Several masts are erected on a large disc, which is erected several feet above the ground, which looks like a sailboat on the ground.The advantage of the horizontal windmill is that it saves materials, but the disadvantage is that the efficiency is not high.As soon as the sail was lifted, it turned sharply, and the sailors were thrown from above, which won a burst of applause from the audience. As for the six sailors, of course they fell to their deaths.The disadvantage of this machine is the lack of switches or brakes. It can only be started by raising the sails and stopping by lowering the sails; therefore, six people who raise the sails have to be sacrificed every time it is started, and people often die when it is stopped. , because when you watch the wind stop, go up and lower the sails, there may be a gust of wind, so the batch of killing must be large, otherwise the loss outweighs the gain.Except for this shortcoming, the rotation is still good, the wooden gear is doing circular motion, and the slider is doing linear motion, so the first tolerance is pushed in, and Xu Guo cuts out a pile of things like rotten salted fish. I couldn't find the head—of course, the head didn't disappear, but got into the gears, and found it on a tree in the distance—so I had to pick one and hang it at the gate of the city to show the public, so that passers-by could see it. Just wondering, can't figure out what it is.

Later, something went wrong with the machine, the gears moved in an ellipse, and the track of the slider made waves, turning people into the crankshaft of an internal combustion engine.All in all, the situation that day was so tragic that after a long time, the officials in Luoyang City shivered when they heard the wind blowing. I can't find it, so I need to improve the machine so that it doesn't know what is chopping and what is grinding.But the bosses said it was not necessary, so that the tolerance officers could be encouraged to devote themselves to their work.When something like this happened, everyone blamed the bearded man.He was able to find Li Jing, but he didn't help arrest him.He felt that he couldn't argue with anything, so he also escaped from Luoyang City.Later in Fusang, if someone asked about it, if you sympathized with Tolerance, he would say: I love Hongfu!I can't make a move to catch her.If you sympathize with Hong Fu, he will say: Don't you feel sad when so many innocent people died?Always give them a chance.If you sympathize with both sides, he will say: I love Hongfu and sympathize with Tolerance, so I have to do it this way.It's hard to be a human.No matter how you ask a question, he has a way to explain it.That's what a boss is like.

three Regarding the matter in Luoyang City, we can explain it this way: something went wrong in this city, and it was Li Jing who had the problem at first.Originally, he was not enough to cause serious harm, but later he met Hong Fu, and this problem became out of control.Li Erniang, who was supposed to keep her own life, ran to the vegetable field to deliver food to them, which showed that she was infected.Any fault will cause trouble for the chiefs, so the chiefs hate anyone who has faults.I am still a little self-aware, knowing that I am also a person with problems, and never blame the bosses for hating me.Other than that, I was quite self-conscious, except for proving theorems, I didn’t dare to do anything out of line; I have been a bachelor for more than forty years, and I have never violated lust or caution.

Hongfu saw Li Erniang for the first time, and found that she had an expression of neither embarrassment nor embarrassment.At the same time, she herself felt a little uncomfortable.But after less than a second, that expression turned into a dumbfounded look.At this time, countless crossbow arrows and stones were hitting the door, Li Jing retreated into the temple and said: "Oops, I'm surrounded."Hongfu asked in a panic: How did they find this place?Li Jing said: Nonsense, of course I followed her.At this time, Li Erniang's pupils immediately became dilated, her eyes became like black glass balls, her skin became like wax, and her sweat disappeared.Hongfu stammered and said: What should I do?Li Jing said: Go out and see our good fortune.He went out.Hong Fu followed suit.

Later they escaped, but Li Erniang died.Later, when Hongfu thought of this incident, he felt very painful.When she was suspended in mid-air, Li Erniang's dark eyes appeared in front of her eyes, and she was still a little flustered.She thought: I really don't want to see her!If two women chase a man, it will be like this when they meet.I'm a bachelor, which means I'm not attractive to women.But that's not to say I never had a chance.These days, no matter if you study history, philosophy, or anthropology and sociology, if you have no mathematical knowledge, you will encounter difficulties.If you can't even play with the computer, the trouble will be even greater.If the person is a man, he can learn from the beginning.Girls have to ask for help.Although I have not proved Fermat's theorem, it is more than enough to deal with general problems.And I can move.That said, I have a little utility, to which von Neumann and Turing are indebted.The girls didn't feel any danger at first from a thin, half-gray man like me, but soon they felt my determination.For example, a while ago I worked for a graduate student in the history department and sat in the computer room for an entire afternoon.When it was time for dinner, the girl said: Teacher Wang, I invite you to dinner!And I categorically replied: No!While staring at the fluorescent screen.She said again: Then I'll make you some food?I replied briefly again: Baozi.This made her quickly feel that it was inappropriate to call me Mr. Wang, so she changed the name to an affectionate "hey".Later she proposed to come to my house to have a look.I think this has something to do with the fact that I have a house to live in. Not every single man has a house to live in, and many people sleep on the lower bunk and smell farts on the upper bunk.That girl is nice, she wears a pair of white sports shorts on campus on a summer night, her exposed legs are quite beautiful.I forget her face now, but I still remember her legs.I have already decided that when she comes into my hut, I will speak to her in the tone of a character in Milan Kundera's novel.What the man said was: "take off your clothes".I said it much more briefly: "Take it off!!" Of course, I might get a slap in the face after saying this.But getting slapped in the mouth is afraid of being unprepared, but not afraid of being prepared.If you get hit unexpectedly, you will have a concussion, and if you are prepared, your face will be swollen at most.But I didn't get punched in the face, I didn't even get a chance to say something like that.Xiaosun was at home when we got home, and she messed up my affairs.The bitch rushed out of her room disheveled and poured tea and water like a voyeuristic old man, but she came out too early because there wasn't much to see at this stage.It made people feel uncomfortable, and in the end they almost ran away.Later I told the girl that the person surnamed Sun was just my neighbor, and she smiled without embarrassment and said, "Actually, you are a good match for her."How this happened, I still don't quite understand. I have experienced such embarrassment and embarrassment.We have an on-campus publication "Mathematics, Physics and Chemistry". Just hearing the name, you can tell that it is jointly organized by several departments. It is published every quarter and hundreds of copies are printed. In addition to distributing it in the school, it is also exchanged with other schools.In the end, there will be a large number left, which will be distributed to various departments to sell waste paper, which can be regarded as a small income.I am in charge of editing the math column, and I spend half a day looking at the manuscript every three months, and I don't find it troublesome at all.But the chiefs sent another man and put us both in charge.Now I feel embarrassed whenever I see that person, and even feel that my life is superfluous.I haven't decided whether to hang myself like Hong Fu or run to another place. That Li Erniang from Jiufang Street lived to be twenty-six years old, and then cut her neck with a small mirror.The mirror is made of copper, which is worn out. In order to keep it bright, it needs to be sharpened frequently, so it is very thin, and the edge is faster than a knife.At that time, when fighting, the old women always held the mirror with their right hand and stretched their left hand forward, as if to cut off other people's noses. However, in their whole life, very few people actually cut off other people's noses.Li Erniang never cut off anyone else's nose, she only cut her own main artery, and then the blood sprayed everywhere in the earth temple.When the blood spurted out, Li Erniang was very frightened and cried out.It was this scream that distracted everyone, and Li Jing escaped.Strange to say, for those present, this scream should distract Li Jing most, because only he can recognize whose voice it is and know what happened.But he didn't.Later, others discovered that Li Jing was always extraordinarily calm when he heard or saw someone die, no matter who died.This is the general's mind, because whether it is on the battlefield or elsewhere, the death of a person means that some changes have taken place, and one needs to concentrate on dealing with it.Of course, such a general-minded person's tolerance was out of reach, so he fled without a trace.More than half of the chasers fell into the cesspit.He came back covered in feces, and when he searched in the earth temple, he saw Li Erniang curled up in a corner, already dead stiff.In anger, they beat her with sticks and kicked her a few times, then went outside to hire a bullock cart, loaded her into it, and walked back.Walking halfway, these people gradually realized that their heads would not be saved, so they dispersed one after another.In the end, only the cow was left remembering to drag Li Erniang to Jiufang Street.But when it arrived, the people in Jiufang Street wanted to type it out again.This is because no one would have guessed that the dead man in the carriage with torn clothes and dirty face was Li Erniang.The cow was pulling the cart to wander around the city, not knowing where it was going.I couldn't find it after trying to find it.Li Erniang's body disappeared. This incident later made the leaders very angry, because Li Erniang committed the crime of knowing and not committing crimes, even though she died, she should be the first to show it to the public.Later, I had to find a beggar who was starving to death, cut off his head, pierced two holes in his ears, hung earrings, and hung them on the top of the city.This Li Erniang died just like that.Even when she was alive, she was not very noticeable.One of her favorite things is to sell gossip on the well platform, and sell everything she knows without asking for a penny.Because of her broken mouth, every woman in Jiufang Street knew that Li Weigong was not breathing when he was doing that thing, and he only breathed when he was done.Li Weigong breathed out like a hippopotamus, he could hold it for more than half an hour without suffocating himself, so Hongfu never knew about it all his life.This shows that she has a strong power of observation.For a while, the bosses wanted to take advantage of her specialty and put her on the list of informants who received the allowance from above. At that time, she was valued by the boss and ordered to enter a new stage. down, so back to the old stage.It's not a big deal, because once or twice in each of our lives the bosses try to promote us, only to put us down when they see that the mud won't hold up to the wall.The last time the chiefs thought of her, they wanted her head.Later, I couldn't find it, so I used someone else's to make up the number, so forget it.Only Li Jing would think of her.When he came to her house, she would close the door, take off her clothes, and walk around the house barefoot, which is not always the case with others.Although this child is short in stature, she is full of energy. She likes to use the female superior to do that job, crawling on Li Jing with all her teeth and claws.Her breasts were small, but firm, an integral part of her body.Unlike some women, that part of beauty is beautiful, but it seems to be drifting away from the body.In her bedroom there was a row of long chairs under the window, and in the afternoon she pushed the wooden sash aside and lay down in the sun.Sometimes she is very courageous, sometimes she is very courageous.When she was courageous, she crushed the phalanx of her left hand and didn't know how to be afraid. When she was timid, she cut off her own artery.In fact, living in this era, it is best to forget your courage.Later, when Li Weigong thought of her, he could always see her walking up and down in front of his eyes, her pair of small breasts beating endlessly, so he sighed, shook his head, and quickly forgot about it. But Hong Fu is not like that.She always remembered that Li Erniang walked sweating under the sun with some food, went to see her in the ruined temple, and when she saw her, she pursed her mouth, as if she was about to say something harsh, but People outside the temple didn't allow her to speak out, so Hongfu didn't even hear Li Erniang's voice.Li Erniang's clock stopped at this point.Before starting to escape outside the temple, Hongfu did hear an "oh" in the temple, but she thought it was a meowing cat.Later I found out that it was Li Erniang screaming.From this cry, it is impossible to imagine how Li Erniang spoke. Four The curly and bearded man looked down on Li Jing, and the deputy director of our department also looked down on me.The child was only twenty-eight or nine years old, with thin skin and tender flesh, a small crew cut, a round face, and a very plump buttocks.The reason why he can become the deputy head of the department is because he has a Ph.D. in the United States, and he was born in a prestigious school.Because of these capitals, he is even crazier than the director.But I don't like him either. Apart from knowing some foreign language, he is no better than me.For Fermat, for example, he couldn't prove it either.Moreover, his foundation in ancient prose is very poor, and he doesn't understand classics. He is far worse than me in this respect.One day when I went to the department, I heard him say to others: Our department is full of monsters—for example, Wang Er.At this point, when he saw me with a sudden glance, he blushed and shut up.I asked him to continue talking and give me a few people to accompany me, but he refused to speak, leaving me there alone.Of course I couldn't let him say this casually, so I immediately spread the gossip that he only had one testicle, and that testicle was only the size of a quail egg.In fact, I don't know whether his testicles are one, two or three, and how big each one is, I'm just talking nonsense.But it soon spread that even the schoolgirls knew he had only one egg, which was exactly what I was aiming for. I think the reason why he looks down on me is that I describe the dry draft and lose my soul, which is different from the reason why the bearded man looks down on Li Jing.Qiuran Gong is a great swordsman, he can cut off the heads of midges, Li Weigong is nothing, he can kick other people's testicles.Although the two are hard to distinguish in terms of killing people, they are not on the same level after all.Hongfu and Li Jing ran away, Qiubeard couldn't stand it.This is called jealousy.In fact, he could find Li Jing and chop him into a hundred yuan, but he was embarrassed.So he could only try to make trouble for Li Jing. Our deputy director can also send me to sell salted fish, but he is also embarrassed, especially after I said that he only has one egg.In fact, our safety depends on the leaders being embarrassed, and he actually has two testicles.If he really sent me to sell salted fish, it would be a fact that he only has one testicle, so he wouldn't dare.If he has only one testicle, then no matter whether he graduated from Berkeley, California, or other schools, he will be looked down upon.I took all of this into consideration before I made up this rumor.The dispute between me and the deputy head of the department has been going on for more than a month. Now that I think about it, I feel that he cannot be blamed for this matter, let alone me. The main reason is that there is a mindset that is harmful.The word "mindset" is learned from Shiwen, and the traditional term is called prejudice --- I also like to use new terms.He thought that all the teaching and research personnel in the mathematics department of the university should have plump cheeks like him (the cheeks I said include those above the neck and below the waist), short in stature, and graduated from Berkeley, California, so seeing me with pointed cheeks Pointy, thin and tall, the guy who stayed after graduation felt weird.It's no wonder he, people who are used to eating rice will complain endlessly if they let him eat a meal of steamed buns.The problem now is that I am the steamed bun, and I am furious at that southerner who hates pasta-what's wrong with me?What's wrong with me?The fat ones raised for nothing come to feed you, but you still push back!This is obviously not the attitude that a mantou should have.Good steamed buns should give people a period of time to adapt.At the same time, I have a few mind-sets in my own head.For example, I really want to get married, but I think my wife should be a young beauty and a virgin on the wedding night.Why can't older, married ladies be considered?A virgin on the wedding night, and it won't always be a virgin.She was a young beauty when she first got married, and she will not always be a young beauty in the future.This stereotype restricts people's thinking to death. I said that when Hongfu and Weigong left, Weigong was not very enthusiastic about her, and it was because Weigong had stereotypes or prejudices in his mind.Hongfu's figure is like a fashion model, and her three-foot-long hair was cut off, leaving more than three feet long. Compared with Li Erniang's short hair, it still looks unbelievable; moreover, Hongfu is very unfamiliar with sex life. Things always need someone else to pose.But Wei Gong and Li Erniang are used to it, and they always think that women should have short hair and short stature, and they should be very enthusiastic about this matter; after Li Erniang died, this prejudice disappeared.In this regard, Hong Fu did not have too many prejudices.First, she was a woman, and second, she had been a singing girl.So if she has a prejudice, it is a bun's prejudice.As long as a steamed bun is being eaten, there is nothing to complain about.Of course, compared with women from good families, she has too many prejudices.When we were young, my grandma cooked at home, and once the house ran out of starters, she would steam some translucent dead gnocchi—then there were no bags of baking powder in those days.It would make me very hungry to eat it, but it was not very tasty.I thought the women of good families in ancient times were like dead gnocchi.If there are still some ideas for steamed buns, there must be no dead noodles. Fives Although the story I tell is closely related to mainland China, the Tang Dynasty, and so on.But not all can only happen here.This is just like what is said in mathematics: some arithmetic laws are true in the field of integers, and it is not necessarily impossible to extend them to other fields of numbers. Even if they cannot be established 100%, at least they can be established by more than one percent.Mathematical examples are too specific, so I won't give them.We can imagine that this story takes place in Paris, France, and I am still a mathematics teacher, which is okay. As far as I know, their math is the same as ours.I was in the team when I was young, it can be changed to I served in the army when I was young.Later, I went back to the city and worked as a worker. It can also be said that I served plates in restaurants.What happens to young people is the same everywhere in the world.As for my lack of handsome appearance, the bosses think that I am not from Berkeley, California. It can be said that I am a Jewish refugee who escaped from the former Soviet Union. I only have a diploma from Kazan University. I have a hooked nose and a big tongue. Three small network, two pinches on the temples, one pinch on the back of the head.In order to compensate for the scarcity of the number, I kept it extremely long, and it would fly like a gourd when the wind caught wind.With such an image, coupled with my failure to prove Fermat and my refusal to teach others, how can those proud Gauls look up to me?Must be trying to get me fired.As for the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, we can say that he is Louis XX, Li Weigong, we can say that he is a certain cardinal.Qiubeard later went to a strange place and became king, of course he went to England.They don't like this character, and they wish to plant it to the British.Only the story about Hong Fu had to be completely deleted.Because they will protest: Our attitude towards women is not like this, don't use your Eastern affairs to frame us!But it doesn't matter, because by now the story is more than fifty-five percent established.If this story is placed in the Chinese cultural circle, it will be established even more.Li Jing, Hong Fu, and Qiu beard are common to us, so there is no problem.Hong Kong, Macao and Taiwan also have mathematics departments, and there are some people who are not happy there.The only thing that doesn't hold true is that I live in an apartment with this person surnamed Sun.What's the point of a single man and widow living in the same house?There must be a lot of discussion among the neighbors, and there will be three aunts and six wives asking the grandson in the elevator when to hold the baby.Unable to bear the humiliation, she moved away.I am the only one left to live in a spacious house, how wonderful! It was evening when Li Jing and Hong Fu escaped from Luoyang City.Above the head is a whole large cloud, like a big pot lid.This kind of pot cover is made of wood, covered in an iron pot, covered with dirt, black and black.And the clouds are painted some red by the setting sun, so from the top of the head to the sky, it is a long and complete black and red.The two of them stood on the soil slope outside Luoyang City, with the bean-green city wall behind them, and the avenue outside Luoyang City in front of them. The water in the ruts on the road was now calm, reflecting the sunset with a sense of leisure.That road is really bad, it stretches freely on the plain, some places are wide, some places are narrow, no matter where you go, there are countless ruts entangled.It is a test for those on foot, so that all tracks appear in the meadows or fields as far from the road as possible.It's getting dark, and it's not a pleasant thing to walk at night, but you have to.Li Weigong sighed and walked forward.After walking for a while, he stretched out his hand and took Hong Fu's hand.They left Luoyang behind.After they left, the city of Luoyang continued to arrest Li Jing and killed many officials.In the end, the remaining Tolerances in Luoyang City had nowhere to go, they rebelled and occupied the entire Luoyang City, and the army of the Great Sui Dynasty surrounded Luoyang City again. After several years of siege, they rushed into the city and killed all Killed.Although there were other cities in the Sui Dynasty, once Luoyang was destroyed, its luck would be over. Li Weigong left Luoyang City, and when he was walking in the dark, he felt very lonely.Had it not been for a woman who was almost a stranger by his side, he would have fallen on the grass and cried.This is how it would feel if a shellfish had left its growing shell and swam in the sea.He couldn't let go of Luoyang City, the muddy streets, the walls made of mud and shit, let alone his old house that smelled of stale urine, even though these things seemed worthless at first glance.It's like a dilapidated home, full of messy furniture, full of greasy smells, full of insects like cockroaches, but you're used to living in it, and you can walk in with your eyes closed without hitting your legs .I have had several homes since I was a child, each of which is a low bungalow, a latrine like a latrine, and nagging and vicious neighbors, but every home is in my heart.住在老家里，人就不会孤单，也不会老，只是会与草木同腐，和老房子一起倒塌。这样的事不能像数学一样去学习、理解、推导，只能去感受。只要你见到了我，稍一感受，就能发现我生在北京城，在几条小胡同里住过。 红拂离开了洛阳城，走在黑地里，闻到了草地上的牛屎味，草上的露珠味，精神为之一振。菜地里的土地庙她已经住腻了，正想到别的地方去。那座土坯筑成、墙皮剥落的小庙正在她心里变成杨府的后花园，那地方我们已经说过，是石头筑成的，反射着阳光，惨白一片，在她看来是死气沉沉的。她时刻准备从一个死气沉沉的地方逃出去，就如植物的种子随风飘走，换个地方开始生长。我也想变成头顶秃光光的犹太教授，忍受一下法国人的傲慢；或者到香港什么大学里去当个长了啤酒肚的教授，不尴不尬地讲几句带粤语味的英文。我甚至很想变成红拂，穿着被露水打湿了的百褶裙在草地上走路，透过自己的发香闻到李卫公身上浓烈的汗臭味。不管是什么人，都会感到时光在身上流动，受到这种启迪之后，自己也想像风中的芦花、水里的浮萍一样流动。但是我把这种流动深藏在心底，不让它表现出来。在表面上，我像虬髯公一样木讷、可以信任。我也不想当什么头儿。做为一个普通数学教师，这样就足够了吧。