Chapter 6 Red Buddha Running at Night---About Interesting 【Chapter 3】

third chapter In this chapter, the author uses the term "renrui" for the first time, and uses it to refer to a category of people.It is more popular to call this kind of people "talents". Although "renrui" and "talents" are just a letter difference, they represent different value orientations.After entering this chapter, the probability of the word "above" appearing has increased significantly.Readers need to be reminded: it is not exactly a geometric concept. one Now it's time to talk about my research work.One of my recent achievements is the discovery that Mozi invented calculus.All of a sudden, the age of calculus discovery was brought forward from the seventeenth century to the pre-Qin period.My main basis is as follows: Mozi said that he loves both without any difference.Love everyone in the world.That said, in general terms.His love is an infinity.Someone asked him, there are countless people in the world, and it is impossible to list them.how do you love itThis is to ask him how to define infinity.Whoever you can name, he said.I love them all: and I love those whom you cannot name.That is to say, infinity is greater than all known constants.He can define both infinity and infinitesimal.Both can be defined, and calculus was invented.

I found many gaps and mistakes in the "Mojing", and after filling and correcting them one by one, the whole "Mojing" is a perfect calculus tutorial, which can be used to teach college students, only one missing This exercise set.I also found that the same method can be used to explain the explanation as a set of exercises, but in this way, the two great thinkers Confucius and Mozi in our country and the two mathematics textbook authors Smirnov and Kiminovic in the former Soviet Union The writings are exactly the same, and I don't know who plagiarized whom.This situation shows that you should never trust me easily.I wrote this result as a paper and sent it out, and it was published immediately, and various newspapers reprinted it one after another, saying that the research work of the young mathematician Wang Er was very effective and so on, which scared me for several days. The last person spat at me and said that I have never seen such a shameless person like you, fortunately, such a thing did not happen.In fact, my manuscript was sent out in late March, and I planned to catch up with the April issue published on April 1st. Who knew that by mistake, it was published in the May issue.By the way, I have a friend who was born on April 1st, so I always remember that April 1st is April Fool's Day.This incident taught me that one must never overestimate other people's sense of humor.

Later, I took out the manuscript fee sent by the journal, which was a total of two hundred and thirty yuan. When I mentioned this amount, I was in a better mood.This is because if someone really discovered that there were people who knew calculus in the pre-Qin period, they would never just give such a small amount of money.But when I went to the department, I was in a bad mood again, because I heard that my bullshit paper was evaluated as a university-level advanced achievement, and I was going to be an associate professor.This situation made me suspicious, and I suspected that someone was playing a big joke on me, or was trying to make me happy.

Wei Gong went to the post office to exchange money.The post office is a big house, like all institutions.But it is not a key part, so it is an adobe wall and a grass roof.The house was very large, with a very high grass roof, but not so thick that the sun let in the sun, and there was no one in it (if it wasn't inevitable, who would like to see the faces of the staff?), only the chickens. Foraging, the dog is enjoying the shade.Because of this reason, when Duke Wei led a large group of people in, he was really jumping around.But the man dozing off behind the counter didn't look up—as the saying goes, whoever is afraid of whom.The counter is very high, even a tall person like Wei Gong can't see the counter.There was an iron grate on top of the counter, and several iron chains were fastened to the grate and hung outside.Some of the chains had human skeletons attached to one end, which looked scary.Weigong found an empty chain, moved three pieces of adobe to build it up, stood on it, and saw the person behind the counter.He handed in the money order and said: Excuse me, exchange the money.The man looked at the money order, smelled it again, and said, "Is it true?"Making a false money order is a capital offense!Every time Wei Gong had to be brave enough to say "it's true".If the voice was quieter, the man would still stare and shout: What did you say?louder please!Until Wei Gong shouted desperately: Really! !That talent threw an iron chain from inside and said, "Tie it up."I'll go and see someone else.This was the truly thrilling moment. After Duke Wei put the chain around his neck, the man took out a big copper lock, locked him on the iron fence like a dog, and went to the back to appraise the money order.

As far as I know, in the Sui Dynasty, every exchanger was locked on the fence like a dog. This is a powerful measure to prevent counterfeiting of bills.If you don't use counterfeit tickets, people will open them for you naturally.But Li Weigong stood there frightened. First, he was afraid that the tolerance behind him would have a grudge against him. In this case, as long as that person kicked the adobe away from his feet, Weigong would hang in the air and kick his legs; Afraid that the money changer would rush out from behind, holding up the piece of skin and shouting: You are so brave, you dare to deceive me—this is mule skin!You have to know that Wei Gong is a painter, he can tell the real ones from the fake ones.But he has never been in the leather shoe business, and he doesn't know how to distinguish leather.Half of the mule is a horse, and the other half is a donkey. The cow does not cry when it smells it, but the horse only sheds tears when it smells it. It is immediately obvious that it is fake.Both cowhide and horsehide are monopoly products.Ordinary people can only get donkey skins and mule skins, and only these two skins can be used to forge money orders.This time he was miserable.Immediately sent someone to search his house, and found tools for counterfeiting money orders and half a mule skin from under the bed.This is conceivable, because if someone tried to harm him in this way, of course he would sneak into his house at this time and stuff mule skins under the bed.Mr. Wei can imagine this kind of trick: first send him a few real money orders, and then send fake ones. less tolerance.But if Wei Gong was killed in this way, he would not admire the person who devised the scam at all.Because he fell into this scam, not because he lacked cunning, but because he couldn't resist the charm of fifty taels of silver.

Someone recently proved the "map four-color problem" that has not been proved for hundreds of years, but I don't admire it at all, because they used a supercomputer with hundreds of millions of calculations per second.If I had hundreds of millions of dollars, I would also buy a supercomputer.Some people have verified that Fermat's theorem holds true for N less than 100 and x, y, and z less than 10 to the 6th power, but I don't admire it, because it is also done with a computer.what is this?Obviously you have a computer.I admire Duke Wei, he proved Fermat's theorem with only his fingers and a wooden stick (calculation method); you must know that paper was not cheap at the end of the Sui Dynasty, so using a pen to do calculations can be regarded as deceiving people with wealth.According to this principle, we are ready to be deceived to death at any time, because we all deceive others, as long as you deceive others fairly, don't rely on your wealth to deceive others.But this time Wei Gong was not deceived. The money exchanger came out from behind with an unhappy face, and said in a vicious voice: "The money order is real."Lucky you boy.Just take the guy.Wei Gong handed in a bundle, the man randomly wrapped fifty taels of silver and threw it out, shouting: Get lost.Why don't you go away?Wei Gong stretched his neck and said: Excuse me, open the lock for me.Wei Gong's business of cashing bills is like this.The meaning of this incident is that Wei Gong was very responsible, at least he was willing to be locked up by others.

two When Wei Gong finished cashing the money order and came out of the post office, his neck still felt cold and heavy.Anyone who gets chained like a dog once has a humiliating feeling, but it's good to go out into the sunshine.Li Jing was still young at the time, and he would not be unhappy about these things for a long time. Only when he was middle-aged would he feel that he would be chained like a dog for the rest of his life. .When Wei Gong had money, he wanted to meet his mistress on Jiufang Street paved with distiller's grains, but when he started to walk, there was a lot of noisy footsteps, as if he was a huge centipede. This feeling is really uncomfortable. Comfortable, in addition to having one hundred and thirty legs, there are also one hundred and thirty hands, which are very scary.In addition, he was divided into many sections like a tapeworm. The first section had already run into a small alley, and the last section had snatched a string of mutton skewers from a peddler on the street.If he stops suddenly and turns around, a whole team in black rushes towards him, hugs him and slides forward, showing the inertia of a train; and when he starts to run suddenly, it seems to be pulled It's the same; and no matter where he goes, he's a chicken and a dog.Li Weigong hated this feeling and went home.

He entered his little thatched cottage and closed the door, but he still couldn't stop feeling the team behind him. It surrounded the little thatched cottage like a big snake. After a while, there was a sound from all four walls. Sprinkling sound.This is because those officials hated Li Jing very much, so they urinate in the corner of his wall.Needless to say, this was detrimental to his house.This is because it is at the end of a dead-end alley. After the country bumpkins who drove the cattle carts into the city sold firewood, they put the cattle pens here and went shopping on the street by themselves.And those cows lacked salt, so they gnawed away the wall soil wet with urine.Over time, the corners of the four walls were hollowed out. If Wei Gong hadn't tied them up with ropes inside, the four walls would have collapsed long ago.That's it, the joints of the four walls are more than a foot wide, not only can birds fly in, cats and dogs can sneak in, even people can squeeze in.This is the disadvantage of others peeing under his wall, but there is also a little advantage, that is, after someone pees, a layer of hoarfrost will form on the inside of the earth wall. This kind of thing is earth nitrate, which has many uses : First of all, it can be used as salt, but eating this salt is no different from drinking urine; second, it can be mixed with plant ash, dissolved and then crystallized to obtain saltpeter, which can be used to make firecrackers.If he didn't already have an income of fifty taels of silver every month, he could get some income from other people's urine outside his wall.Lying on the bed, Duke Wei looked at the scenery in the small alley, smelled the smell of urine seeping in through the wall soil (this smell made it impossible to open his eyes in the house), and said to himself: This is the most important thing. Where do you live?This feeling is the same as I feel about my own place.

I live in a house with a woman surnamed Sun. She is neither my wife nor my mistress, but my neighbor.This way of living is not called cohabitation, but cohabitation.She put high-heeled shoes in the dark hallway, and every time I came home, I would kick them on. At this time, she screamed in her room: What hatred do my shoes have with you?She also hung underwear in the bathroom to dry, making me afraid to bring friends home because they all knew I was a bachelor.As soon as she ordered one less item, she knocked on my door and said it was taken, like I was a nymphomaniac.In my opinion, her underwear is not collectible at all, because she has very low taste.In addition, she clamored from time to time that she wanted to take a bath and asked me to pee first.I haven't been ordered to urinate since I turned three.At this time, I was thinking about how to prove Fermat's theorem, and I was going crazy when I heard this sound.According to historical records, Li Weigong could think about math problems while having sex with Li Erniang.This ability is beyond my reach.He has one mind and two uses, and even three uses, four uses, seven uses and eight uses.So I think he has many little brains in one big head, and if you cut his skull open, you will see it like cutting a pomegranate.He can use one brain to have sex with Li Erniang, and use the other brain to think about math problems.But which brain is not under his control, so he turned his face to the right, the corner of his right eye drooped, and the corner of his mouth was drooling, which meant that the right brain was working.After a while, the same thing happens again on the left side, it's the left side of the brain at work -- it doesn't matter.The frightening thing was that when he thought about it, he thought of going to the back of his head. At this time, he was furious, his eyes turned white, and his hands and feet stretched back, as if he had gone mad with horns.At this time, Li Erniang stretched out her hand and tapped his forehead to activate the brain in front of him.Of course, with such a knock on Li Weigong, he will immediately become a cross eye, but cross eyes are better than rolling eyes.In this regard, I completely agree with Li Erniang's opinion.Li Erniang's skin is very fair, so she used black sheets.In addition, she painted the room black and hung white curtains, turning the bedroom into a black and white picture.Li Weigong was also in this house—this situation shows that he killed another sixty-four people.

Li Weigong slipped out of his house through the sewer, from which we know that there was a sewer in the city of Luoyang in the Sui Dynasty, and it was quite spacious, and it could be drilled extremely well.Later, when Duke Wei designed Chang'an City, he did not make sewers for it, but used seepage wells instead - the method of this kind of equipment is to drill a well on the ground.Then fill it with bricks and tiles for pouring dirty water into it.It is conceivable that this kind of well would pollute the well water. Later, dysentery, cholera and other gastrointestinal infectious diseases were often prevalent in Chang'an City.Another time, he wrapped a cloth strip around his face, pretending to be a leprosy patient, and no one recognized him, and slipped out of the alley. Therefore, later in Chang'an city, leprosy patients were forbidden to wrap cloth around their faces. Everyone showed their rotten faces, and things often scared children to death at night.Li Weigong also used the underground railway to escape many times, so Chang'an City did not build the underground railway later, and used aerial cableways in the busy streets.Those ropeways are suspended on some chess poles. The people who ride the ropeway first climb up the three-foot-high poles and tie themselves to a bamboo tube that is set on the cables. When the cable snapped it fell through the air like a squashed bedbug, and the cable snapped from time to time.As far as I know that kind of ropeway is only dared to be used by young men, and it is a trick to show courage, not a convenient means of transportation.All in all, if Li Weigong committed a crime in Chang'an City and followed Tolerance behind him, he would never be able to escape.That way it won't kill many people.

The errands monitoring Li Jing found that Li Weigong had run away again—it was easy to spot, as long as one looked in through the cracks in the wall—they scattered with a bang, and went home to say goodbye to their wives and children, arrange funeral arrangements, etc. Wait, and then go to the Yamen, waiting to be beheaded.Because they were colleagues with the executioner, they did not forget to apply some lubricating oil on their necks to make it easier for him to chop.At the same time, a new class of 128 errands appeared on Jiufang Street, sitting in a dark area under the streets of various houses.At the same time, Li Weigong has been having sex with Li Erniang, never thinking that he has killed another sixty-four people.After these people were killed, their heads were sent to the gates of the cities to hang, where they rotted. Everyone who entered the city must hold up an umbrella to prevent maggots from falling on their heads to eat carrion. Li Weigong himself didn't know anything about such things. The reason he didn't know these things was that he was thinking about math problems all day long.If he knew, he would have a nervous breakdown. three Li Weigong was with Li Erniang on Jiufang Street. This street was covered with a thick layer of distiller's grains, so there was an extremely strong smell of soy sauce in the air, so strong that people felt resistance when walking.There are some two-story earthen buildings on both sides of this street, and Li Erniang is on the bed in a second-story bedroom in one of them.She was quite pretty, but she had crow's feet at the corners of her eyes.When making love to Li Jing, she wrapped her legs around Li Jing's waist, and her feet were wrapped around Wei Gong's back, which looked like a metal wire end; her hands were pressed on his shoulder blades, although they were underneath, they showed a menacing look.Li Jing asked her if she had heard any news about him, and she said no.That is to say, the leaders sent someone to say hello.But Li Jing felt that she was a bit untrustworthy, not only because he saw Hong Fu crying at him on the street the day before, but also because Li Erniang dragged him to bed as soon as he arrived at Li Erniang's house, and started doing it seriously.If it was in the past, at least we would have to chat for a few days.As far as I know, it's better to let it happen naturally, and it would be wrong to do it seriously.The leaders asked her to go to bed with Wei Gong as usual, and to report what she heard on the bed, and that's what she did.This shows that she has a one-sided understanding of serving the above. Of course, the higher-ups would not let her do it for nothing. She would receive a money order on the fifth day of every month, and then go to the post office, where she would be chained to a fence like a dog.By the way, the fifth day of every month is the day when state employees are paid.Everyone received the money on this day, and then each acted according to the arrangement.For example, if Li Weigong received fifty taels of silver, he should study his calculus honestly, until the bosses figured out what to do with him, and then made him into buns or bricks.Li Erniang received her twenty-five taels of silver, so she should have sex with Li Jing honestly, until Li Jing made steamed stuffed buns or bricks, and then the bosses came to study what to do with her.According to my estimation, it was probably necessary to tear her in half vertically with two bullock carts, or cut her in half horizontally, because after all, she is the concubine of the rebel Li Jing.It's not time to actually do it.No one will think about what the leaders want to do with us.After studying these things, I thought it would be interesting to be a leader, and I would like to be a leader if it were possible.My neighbor Xiaosun also has crow's feet at the corners of her eyes. She is thirty-five years old and divorced.She seemed pretty to me, and kind to me.Sometimes I have some unreasonable thoughts: the leaders arranged for her to live in a house with me, maybe there is already an arrangement.And then I thought, assuming they have this arrangement, what's the next step?It's creepy to think about it, and I'd rather believe that there are no such bosses, and get rid of all my wrong thoughts—I'd better think about my Fermat's theorem.Since I went to the math department of the university and now work in the university, it is more likely that the bosses arranged it this way. Now we can talk about Li Erniang's one-sided understanding of serving the superiors—she circled Li Jing with her legs, half-closed her eyes, and yelled nonsense.In fact, she wasn't so proud that she had to yell like this, but she thought it was better to yell.This was because she felt that the higher authorities gave her twenty-five taels of silver per month just to have sex with Li Jing, so she should put in more effort, which is always the case for people who have just started work.If the higher-ups gave one hundred taels of silver per month, she would be able to break Li Jing's eardrums; if the higher-ups gave one thousand taels of silver, she would be able to tear apart every bone in Li Jing.If this is the case, there is no need to use Li Jing to make buns.Because if dead people were used to make steamed stuffed buns, they would eat their stomachs and even die, so Li Jing could kill half of the city again.In fact, the higher-ups gave her money to let her report what Li Jing said, but she put this one in a very unimportant place.She didn't listen to what Li Jing said, she just yelled at herself.I didn't ask until I was done: Do you have anything to say?Li Weigong said: Did you take the wrong medicine today?Li Erniang was furious when she heard this, and grabbed her in the face, and the two started fighting on the bed.What Li Weigong said when he rolled his eyes was profound to Li Erniang, and it was not easy to remember, and even less remembered this time.Fortunately, Yang Su himself is a mathematician. After reading the report, he can still understand that this is a solution of differential equations.However, in order to show that she did not take the money in vain, Li Erniang wrote at the top of the report: She reached orgasm three times.Yang Su thought it was because there was a cubic term on the right side of the equation, which made the confusion even more confusing. I can now imagine what Li Erniang looks like—she wears a ponytail, a white dress, and a black apron. She looks not only like a black and white photo, but also full of youthful vitality.It was beyond my expectation that such a woman could be a spy.Of course, Li Erniang would not think so.She felt that it was an honor to work for her.The top is always the top no matter what, so I don't have a problem with that either.By the way, the reason she worked so hard when she made love with Li Jing was not because she got twenty-five taels of silver, but because she was valued by the boss and felt that life had value.After the fight, she made up with Li Jing again, made him a bowl of lotus root noodles, and sent him outside the door, telling him to come often in the future.When Li Jing went out, he was immediately surrounded by one hundred and twenty-eight servants.Those people surrounded him from all directions, forming a square formation. When he went east, he went east together, and when he went west, he went west together, and smoke and dust billowed everywhere he went.Li Weigong is like a commander in it, commanding his own company, and issuing commands from time to time-turn left, turn right, etc. If you don't shout, you can't go anywhere. No matter who, when encountering such a situation, they would never think that this is a precursor to becoming a steamed stuffed bun.On the contrary, he only thinks of his own good, and feels that he is now an official.He wandered around like this for a while, showing his majesty, and didn't go home until it was dark, and only after entering the door did he find Hongfu waiting for him at home.He found that this word was quite appropriate, because he never saw Hongfu that night, but only smelled her, touched her with his fingertips, and guessed that she was the weird-looking prostitute he had seen on the road.Hong Fulai told him that the leaders were considering using him to make buns and bricks, and the cause and effect of this matter.Ordinarily, Li Jing felt good about himself at the time, so he shouldn't believe it.However, as an excellent mathematician, it is his strength to distinguish the truth from the false, so he still believes it. When Li Weigong caused trouble in Luoyang City, not only Li Erniang, but all the people related to him became the top informants. These people included the neighbor's children, the bearded old lady next door, and the people in the market. Hawkers; some are subsidized, some are not.This situation reminds me of a play "The Old Woman Returns" by Dylan Matt.In that drama, an old lady made a fortune and went back to her hometown town to take revenge on the guy who abandoned her all the time—she bought the whole town and even the landowners, insisting that the guy who owed her The bad guy must die.In that town, everyone was her informant, and finally got her wish.Li Weigong's situation in Luoyang City is very different from that story: first, he was kept in the dark until the last moment.Of course, he also saw the gloomy faces of everyone and the forced smiles when their eyes met.But there are many feasible explanations for this phenomenon - everyone got hemorrhoids all at once, the emperor passed away and I didn't know it, etc., the last explanation is that something is wrong with me.As a mathematician, the nature is to exhaust all possibilities, so Wei Gong also thought of the last explanation, and even made emergency preparations.But exhausting all possibilities is tantamount to losing all possibilities, because in fact only one possibility can happen, not all of them can happen.Secondly, Luoyang City is different from the small town of Dylan Matt. Although the people here will go to the streets to make troubles when they get angry, they are of one mind with the bosses when they are calm.The bosses told us to be spies, to kill people, to rob graves, to smear ketchup on the dishes of state banquets, and to do whatever they told us to do.So there is no need to bribe us, we are spies, murderers, tomb robbers, vegetables, etc., just waiting for the bosses to give orders. Four Everyone has a little bit of curiosity about who they are.For example, I am tall, thin, gaunt, my hair is starting to grey, I often wear a pair of leather sandals out of season in spring and autumn, and my socks are full of dust, and I know all about it.But I don't know how others see me behind my back, especially how women see me, whether they think I still have legs.Li Weigong is probably like this. Although he is a mathematical genius and good at reasoning, he can't deduce the things behind him.As far as I know, although Li Weigong was a hooligan when he was young, he was a good hooligan. Although he had bad behaviors such as collecting protection fees in the market, drinking and making troubles, he also had enough good deeds to make up for it.For example, in winter, the government asked every street to send out corvees to dig the moat, and he was always the first to go. When the neighbor’s children disappeared, he was the first to go down the well to fish them (there was no child trafficking in the Sui Dynasty. If the child is missing, he must have fallen into the well).Moreover, there is a gangster on this street, and thieves are less afraid to come.In addition, he is also an amateur firefighter, civil defense team, etc. on this street, and he has contributed a lot to public welfare.So I think that when he knows that he is an enemy of the people, he will definitely feel that these things are a bit wrong.This is inferred from my own experience.You should know that I am also the leader of a trade union group, responsible for collecting membership fees and distributing movie tickets.So when I heard that I was not included in the salary increase list this year, I felt that these things were all for nothing. I have experienced this kind of experience many times, and it must remind you of something: I went to the department and heard some aunts and six women talking about something behind the door of an office. When you opened the door and walked in, they didn’t say anything. up.But from the meaningful eyes, it can be seen that they are talking about me.Immediately I thought of the April Fool's essay—I don't care much about anything else.My reaction to this kind of thing is to have nightmares at night, breaking into the office with a machine gun and killing all these female colleagues.After I finished this evil thing, I regretted it again, because none of these female colleagues had never introduced a partner to me.The only consolation for me is that this is China, and things like machine guns are not easy to come by.Based on these experiences, I thought it was a nightmare come true for Li Weigong to hear that he had killed half of the men in the city (an exaggerated statement, the correct statement is one-sixth).Because he is a hooligan with a low social status, he often feels that he is being discriminated against, and he must have slaughtered the city in his dreams.But this is just a dream, not really doing it.If my nightmares come true, I don't think it's my fault either.What's more, in the dream, I only killed the older, talkative and ugly female colleagues, leaving all the young and beautiful ones. I have already said that Wei Gong was originally a responsible person with an optimistic nature. He never thought that the whole city was planning to make steamed stuffed buns with him, and he didn't reveal it at all.This incident made him very angry, and he felt that he should re-evaluate the world in front of him and his attitude towards life.As for the fact that he killed a lot of people, and that they should be killed, he didn't think about it at all.In any case, Wei Gong just ran around on the roof when he was drunk, and didn't mean to kill those people on purpose.At that time, the room was dark, and Hong Fu couldn't see Wei Gong's expression clearly. She just felt his hand stretching into her arms, so she pushed him hard. She still felt a little regretful, and felt that she owed it to her to come to this place. consider.At this moment, suddenly there was a violent sound of water from all around the house, as if the house was surrounded by shower rooms.Although she had already smelled a strong smell here, she still asked: Is it raining?It wasn't rain, of course, but those one hundred and twenty-eight tolerances were peeing around the house.Li Weigong felt the blood all over his body rushing to his face, and he yelled, "Fuck you!" He felt the end of a rope in the dark and pulled it down, and the four earthen walls fell outwards.This trick made Hongfu very surprised, and felt that Li Weigong simply wanted the wind to catch the wind, and the rain to catch the rain.But before she could say anything, the roof above her head fell, covering them all, and with a loud bang, dust flew up.Li Weigong jumped up and broke through the roof.But at this time, he did the last kind thing in his life - grabbed Hong Fu's wrist, and ran away with her. I now know that Li Weigong was a human being in Luoyang City before the age of thirty. During this period, he was very kind, but not great enough.After he escaped from Luoyang City, he was no longer kind, but he was great.But when he is kind, there is greatness in him.For example, the personnel from above peed under his wall, and the wall almost fell down. He didn't say anything, but just tied the wall with a rope to prevent it from falling down—this is his A place of kindness is the general direction of the mainstream.The bad thing is that he tied the rope with a slipknot, grabbed the end of the rope and pulled it away, as if he was ready to smash someone to death at any time.Later, he really buried a lot of people with the earthen wall, and while the dust was flying, he took the red whisk to escape. When he saw a figure in the dust, he kicked him between his legs, making him put his hands between his legs Rolling all over the floor - Li Weigong turned out to be a hooligan, the best at doing this, but he had never kicked the tolerance before.He just ran away, and it didn't matter at all whether he smashed the earthen wall and killed people or whether he kicked people to death, because after he ran away, the group of tolerances would not survive anyway.In addition, the neighbors in the neighborhood were also beheaded, and the number of people he killed had a large amount of income. Fives Where we live, everything is complicated because of the "connected sitting" thing.For example, a woman in our department gave birth to a second child (which is not allowed), so the whole department's bonus was punished, and it was punished to me; Out of pocket—I can't remember what I've done in connection with it.Li Weigong fled from his home and committed the felony of killing a servant and rebelling. According to the principle that one person rebelled against ten households sitting in a row, ten neighboring households would be ransacked and beheaded. This caused great trouble to the executioner, because he There are only ghost swords for killing men, and Kun swords for killing women, but there is no knife for killing nursing babies.However, it is not acceptable to kill babies with a ghostly sword that kills adults. People will ridicule him as a fuss, and some people will say that he is too cruel, so he had to pay for a small knife himself. I got it, so I had to sell it cheaply to the butcher who killed the sheep, and I would borrow it from him the next time I killed a child.After the heads were killed, they were sent to the four gates to be hung, but this time there were so many heads that there was no place to hang them, so they had to be strung together with ropes. From a distance, it looked like garlic was drying on the city gate.But Li Weigong himself fled despicably.It was midnight at that time, so instead of fleeing the city, I found a place to hide. The idea of ​​"connecting seats" was originally considered in this way: everyone lives among others, so they are naturally cautious, for fear of incurring hatred from others.If one person gets into trouble and a large number of people are affected, then he must be more careful.This kind of thinking is good, but it doesn't work for a guy like Wei Gong who has killed thousands of people.If I were him, I would have no choice but to go all out at this point. When Li Weigong fled that night, he dragged Hongfu, and she always wanted to turn back to see why the house collapsed with a bang just now, so they escaped from the scene by fighting for a biscuit crumb with two ants.Because Li Weigong was tall and strong, and had exercised his body, he was much stronger than Hongfu, so he escaped quite quickly. But when he fled to a vegetable garden next to the city wall, he still felt sore in his waist and legs, and his back was sore. The upper muscle was also sprained.There was a deserted earth temple here, so he took her to the temple.Hong Fu said that she really wanted to know why Li Weigong's house suddenly collapsed.He told her that it was because the four walls had collapsed outwards, and the roof sitting on the walls had no support and fell down. And those four walls had long wanted to fall out, and he tied them with ropes.Before the house collapsed, he untied the rope, and those walls got his wish.Hongfu said that she still didn't understand why the wall had to fall out.Li Jing said that it was because people kept peeing on them outside, which made them want to fall down and crush those people to death.Those guys were urinating when the wall fell down... Hong Fu said: You said that the rustling sound was urinating?I do not believe.Li Jing said, men pee like this, you have never seen a man pee.She said: Show me your pee.Li Jing went outside and untied his belt.Showed his big gun and pissed once.Hong Fu bit her finger and finished reading and said: It's so strange.Next time you pee and call me again.Li Jing couldn't help thinking contemptuously: She really doesn't understand anything.This is how Li Jing and Hong Fu eloped.After the two of them ran out, he asked Hong Fu foolishly: "Why did you elope with me?"She replied honestly: I don't know why.Therefore, Li Weigong felt very inexplicable.People in later generations also feel very baffled by this point, as if she should continue to stay in the Yang Mansion and let her hair continue to grow.It is said that when the hair grows to a certain extent, it will become very hard, and the hairband will not be able to restrain it, and will stretch out in all directions, and then hang down like an umbrella; the red brush becomes an ornamental plant.When the nails grow to a certain extent, they will become twist-shaped. At this time, the person with long nails will become a multi-station combined drilling machine.奶妈子喂奶久了，乳房也会长到像大棉花包那样大，里面盛满了流体，这时候她只好用一辆手推车来搬运自己；而且还要小心，万一有什么在她胸口刺了一下，她就会整个儿流光，在地下摊开一张皮。这些奇形怪状者加上九十岁还能穿针引线的老婆婆，一百二十岁还能使女人坐胎的老公公，都被称为“人瑞”，会被盛到一个大笼子里，放到洛阳街头去展览。他们坐在笼子里，背诵着头头们教的傻话。这被视为一种莫大的光荣，但按我的观点应该叫做折腾人。 从某种意义上讲，我也在变成一个“人瑞”的中途。假如我证出了费尔马定理，就会当上各种委员，到各种场合去表演端庄，一开大会就该坐到主席台上背诵傻话。这是因为我有能人所不能的本领，但是这种本领比较抽象。很少有人知道什么叫费尔马定理，更没有人知道它有什么用处，头头们所知道的只是没人能够证得出它来。这完全不像一个女人长了两个各重一百公斤的乳房，每天能出两桶奶那样直观。虽然如此，我也不能拒绝头头们的关怀。正如地里有一根麦子长了两个穗子，它就不能拒绝自己被人连根拔起，被称为“嘉禾”，裹上缎子，用快马送进京城呈给皇上御览。虽然假如你是那棵麦子就会知道，它不过是生而不幸为双头怪胎罢了。但是它能让头头们感到满足：你看，我们这里什么都有，包括各种怪物。我现在夜以继日地努力，正是要证明自己是个怪物。因为不能证明我是个怪物，我就什么也不是了。