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Chapter 40 Chapter 9 3

looking for unparalleled 王小波 2206Words 2018-03-19
Boss Luo is a bit sneaky, that is to say, he doesn't know what to say, and he turns around to talk out;Frankly, I've had this problem in the past too.These are all habits of childhood.At that time, I got up to masturbate in the middle of the night, thinking about the beautiful girl I saw during the day; when the work was done, I wondered: Is everyone in the whole world as bad as me, or am I the only one?So during the day, I try my best to pretend to be a good person.Of course, I am over forty now, and this problem is gone.Beautiful girls all over the world, don't worry if you see me.Boss Luo has another problem that I absolutely don't have, that is, the problem of being a little tired and crooked.It's obviously your business, but he wants to think it's his business.When other people marry a married woman, he just looks at it and smiles; when it is broad daylight, he sees the sky full of stars, and in a daze, he becomes the bridegroom, enters the bridal chamber, and rides on the bride.Of course, these imaginations are limited to good things.But Wushuang was sold, and he was still reluctant to part with him, running back and forth to help. Why, I don't understand.

Boss Luo didn't remember at all that he wanted to buy Wushuang, but he remembered the little girl sitting on the pillar and looking at him affectionately, as if begging him to buy her away.Of course it's hard to say.We think that he wants to buy Wushuang, only some indirect evidence, for example, he has created public opinion, he is close to Wushuang, and he did not spend money to buy Wushuang after all.But we do know that when Wushuang has a price of 300, he always has 300 on him, and Wushuang has a price of 200, and he has 200 on him.Moreover, he always held the money in his hand, and the money eventually changed color and turned black. Putting it on the ground can attract all the cockroaches within a radius of 20 meters.What exactly this is for is hard to say.And during that time he often beat his wife, calling his wife Huanglian Po.But to say that Wushuang is affectionate towards him is probably nothing, unless you call vomiting affectionate.

At the end of summer and the beginning of autumn, the official media got tired of staying in Xuanyangfang, so they put Wushuang off the pillar, untied the rope around her feet, and led her to the shop.It's an odd lineup.Walking in front was the official matchmaker, holding a rope in her hand; Wushuang followed, with the rope wrapped around her neck.Behind him was a boss Luo.These three people are a trinity, and they are inseparable. When they walked to the food street, someone greeted the official matchmaker: Madam, how is the errand going?Oh, forget it.The little bitch can't be sold.

There are also children saying hello to Wushuang: Sister Wushuang, is your cousin here? Coming soon.I reckon he will arrive tomorrow. It's just that no one greeted Boss Luo, and everyone felt that he was neither awkward nor awkward, and he didn't look like a thing.He went and bought a skewer of lamb kebabs and said: Sister Wushuang, I bought a bunch of mutton, can I feed it to you? Wushuang said: Uncle, don't feed it.Once you feed me, I will vomit. Later, Boss Luo ate the string of mutton by himself.People like Wushuang who use vomiting as a weapon are unique, and in the animal world, there is only a slight comparison to that kind of archerfish that sprays water and kills mosquitoes.Everyone has seen this incident, and Boss Hou still remembers it for him, but he himself has long forgotten it.

Boss Luo can't remember this matter either.One day at noon, in front of everyone in the workshop, Wushuang yelled at Boss Luo: Uncle Luo, I beg you, don't pester me.No matter which uncle in this workshop buys me, I can still be saved.When my cousin comes in the future, even if I have slept with someone else, he will definitely pick me up because he loves me.But as long as I spend one day with you, he will definitely not want me.He is afraid of nausea! After shouting like this for a while, Boss Luo didn't dare to buy Wushuang anymore.But he still circled around Wushuang, giving her various suggestions, or cheering her up: Sister Wushuang, hold on!Your cousin Wang Xianke will be here soon!

Or: Wushuang, move your fingers.Don't be left handicapped. Or: when a fly comes, blow it with air! Or: Don't sit still all the time, change your posture.Sitting with the left buttock for a while, and sitting with the right buttock for a while!Just as he was performing the last suggestion with his expression on his face, Wushuang threw up and sprayed him all over the head and face.We know that the official media once wanted to sell Wushuang to Boss Luo (that was before they established a relationship with Wushuang), but they soon became desperate.Because he doesn't look like a buyer at all.Assuming that the official media is a pear seller, a person comes and asks:

Shopkeeper, how do you sell the pears? Two cents a catty. Here's a nickel and I'll take this, okay? This is a buyer.Although the pear weighs half a catty, it is not acceptable to let him take it for five cents, but we can continue the discussion.If a person comes, don't ask the stall owner, but ask Li: Pear, I want to eat you.Do you agree?This is not to buy pears, it is purely to get tired.When the official media and Wushuang have feelings, sometimes she will kick out Boss Luo: Shopkeeper Luo, please do your own work.The little girl vomited so poorly.If you really have good intentions, you can buy her and release her.

release?What words.My money is also earned, so I can't spend it recklessly. Something like this happened, but Boss Luo will never remember it for the rest of his life.No matter if you shock him with electricity, flood him with water, buy bastard stewed to supplement his brain, or ask a Qigong master to perform gong exercises on him, it doesn't work.He only remembered that Wushuang had feelings for him and begged him to buy her away, but he refused.Not only will he forget things, but he will also have such strange thoughts in his mind, so I say he is a stinky pit. Boss Luo saw more about Wushuang being sold than Boss Hou.Boss Hou saw Wushuang knocked off the pillar and left, while Boss Luo was watching from the side.She asked the official media for rat medicine, but she didn't get it, so she asked the official media to send a message to Wang Xianke.After doing these two things, she rolled on the ground for a while, crying as she rolled, making her look like a muddy pig.After she finished crying, Boss Luo brought a washbasin and towel to wash her face.After washing his face, Boss Luo still didn't leave.One of the people who drove the ox cart said to him: Hey, I have returned the towels and everything, why are you still here.Boss Luo said: This little girl is from our workshop, I want to give her away.Normally, Wushuang would have vomited.But I didn't vomit that night.State media said it was time to get in the car and go.The ox cart driver said: No, I have to change clothes.How to do it all in one piece of soil.As he said that, he pushed Boss Luo and said, do you also watch when he changes clothes?But Wushuang said, forget it, don't push him out.Why am I ashamed now, if he likes to watch it, let him watch it.She changed her clothes, got into the prison car, and was taken away.In fact, Boss Luo didn't see anything, he only saw a piece of white in the dark, because it was dark, Boss Luo almost stared out of his eyes, and saw a piece of white.And where are the breasts and where are the buttocks in this piece of white, it is all his own imagination.He couldn't remember where those ox cart drivers came from.And they had told him.Not only did he say where it came from, but he also said: Stay away from us.But he still followed the bullock cart, followed out of Xuanyang Fang and returned.

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