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Chapter 41 Chapter 9 4

looking for unparalleled 王小波 962Words 2018-03-19
Let's talk about Papa anyway.As far as I know, there are two straightforward people in Xuanyangfang, one is Boss Hou, and the other is Papa Wang An.But there is a difference between them. The former is straight and remembers everything, while the latter is straight and can't think of anything.As far as I know, there are only two ways out for straight people.Father Wang An already knew that Caiping was a liar, but he couldn't remember who Wushuang was, who Wang Xianke was, etc.Just like this, he still wanted to send Caiping to play the board.After the failure, he still didn't give up, and went to the yamen to inquire about: If you want to spank a person's butt, what procedures do you need to go through and what conditions you meet.In fact, he has eaten Gongmen rice for decades, so he knows all this.But he had a blunt attack, and he forgot all at once.He was told that some people's buttocks are easy to beat. For example, if you want to beat a beggar, you just need to drag him into the yamen and push him to the ground to beat him. You don't need any formalities; the only necessary condition is that he has butt.Some people's butts are hard to spank.For example, this fake Wushuang's ass can only be beaten if there are all witnesses and physical evidence.The old man said, if I have no physical evidence, would I still want to fight?People say, you have only one way, that is to go to the court to sue, saying that there is such a fake Wushuang, who has no identity certificate, and I will sue her.The master was furious when he heard this, and ordered you to be pulled down and beaten.When you were beaten, you thought: This is not my ass, but the ass of Fake Wushuang.That's it.Father felt that this method was not good, so he went back to Xuanyangfang to find witnesses.

As far as I know, Wang Xianke was depressed for a period of time, and this period was also the time when Wang An's father wanted to beat Caiping but couldn't.During this time, he knew that Boss Luo had heard about Wushuang's whereabouts, which meant that he had clues about Wushuang.But he also knew that Boss Luo must not remember about Wushuang, so he had no clues about Wushuang again.Now he has to try to dig out Boss Luo's memory, which is equivalent to digging a stinky latrine, and he has never learned this job.So he sat on the teacher's chair with a sad face.Caiping looked at it, and worried about him, and helped him with many ideas, some of which were very clever.For example, to seduce Boss Luo, lure him to bed, and then call Wang Xianke to catch the adulterer.Also, go to do a head job for Boss Luo and listen to what he says when he is overjoyed.Wang Xianke just shook his head when he heard this, and refused to think about Caiping's plan.In fact, these strategies are the wisdom accumulated by the prostitute industry for thousands of years, and they are not completely unfeasible.But everyone has their own field. Wang Xianke is a scholar, and sometimes he can't understand the wisdom of prostitutes.In addition, although Wang Xianke felt disgusted with Boss Luo, he still had a little affection for him.This is because everyone has read the books of sages, and later they both do business. Wang Xianke can calculate McLaughlin series, Boss Luo can calculate gossip, and they are all very confident in their own wisdom; these places are very similar.Wang Xianke wanted to convince him, but he didn't intend to use too dirty methods, so he tied his hands and feet and walked into a dead end.He thought about it for more than three hours without taking a sip of water or blinking, almost blowing his mind.

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