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Chapter 39 Chapter 9 2

looking for unparalleled 王小波 1533Words 2018-03-19
Boss Hou told Wang Xianke that this was the case: in the autumn of that year, around the Mid-Autumn Festival, one day, when it was getting dark, he passed by the empty place and saw some strangers there, dressed in official uniforms. In black clothes, a prison van with a cage arrived, and it seemed that he was going to take Wushuang somewhere.One of them had already climbed the ladder and tried to get Wushuang down.But Wushuang resorted to the iron butt skills that he had practiced for many years, as well as the kung fu of climbing trees and climbing heights since he was a child, and he just couldn't get down.And the official media comforted me from below: Son, come down.Now that the weather is cold, you can use it up, but your aunt's two old bones can't be used up.But Wushuang was wailing in a high voice: Madam, please bear with it for a few more days.My cousin is coming!Just wait another day, okay?If he doesn't come tomorrow, I will definitely go.I'm going to be a puppy wow!

When Boss Hou was talking about this, Wang Xianke squeezed his wrist and said, "Where did you go?"I need to know this!I don't know how strong Wang Xianke's grip is. Anyway, he eats walnuts and almonds with his hands.This pinching broke Boss Hou's wrist, and later he gave him a lot of tiger bone paste and Huoluo Dan as compensation.Boss Hou couldn't finish eating, so he put it out for sale.These medicines are very expensive.This pinching made Boss Hou's urination incontinence again, and he needed acupuncture to treat it.Wang Xianke paid in advance for a thousand courses of acupuncture and moxibustion, which was enough for Boss Hou to treat him until he was two hundred years old.But Boss Hou still didn't tell him where Wushuang had gone, because he really didn't know.But he said his name and said that person knew (that person is Boss Luo).So Wang Xianke paid a lot of money again, and the purpose of this money was to make Boss Hou think that he hadn't mentioned this person's name.

Boss Hou said that at that time, Wushuang was crying, and Sapo beat her up, and others had nothing to do with her.The official media said: Little bitch, I haven't told you yet.The Yellow River flooded, and the east side was completely flooded.Even if your cousin didn't drown, he wouldn't survive a year and a half.Wushuang was taken aback for a moment, and said: Madam, is it true?The official media sighed and said: Boy, this is fate, you just accept it.But if she admits it, she is not Wushuang.So she slammed her head down, thinking that if she could smash her head into the cavity, even if she couldn't die, it would be invisible if her eyes were hidden in her neck; She hit her head against the bottom of the basket and passed out.

According to Boss Hou, besides him, there were other people who saw this incident.First of all, Wushuang, who kowtowed to the official media after waking up, said: Madam, you have loved me a lot these days.Can you get me some rat poison?The second is the official media. The official media said to Wushuang: Silly boy, what are you talking about.At a young age, there will be many days to come.Later, she begged the official media to tell Wang Xianke, and the official media agreed, and actually went to do it for her (probably as a reward for money), but it failed.It may be that he was beaten with a sap, or he was kidnapped by a kidnapper.In Shandong, the abduction and trafficking of women has always been very popular.Wang Xianke has a neighbor, a grandmother in her 80s who lives with her grandson in her 40s.When I went out to visit a relative, I was kidnapped by someone, and it took more than a year before I came back.He also brought back a grandfather who was fifteen or sixteen years old, and an uncle who was only one month old.Based on these circumstances, Wang Xianke believed that the official media could not be found.There are also those ox cart drivers, Wang Xianke thinks, those few ox cart drivers can't be found, because they don't know who they are, and they don't know where they live. Seventy-two squares in Chang'an, with more than three million people, go to Where to find it.The last person is Boss Luo.In Boss Hou's words, in those days, he had been tirelessly wandering around Wushuang.He was also there that night, putting on a look of "seeing what I can help you with" and wanting to learn from Lei Feng to do good things.And he did a lot of good things that night.For example, he ran home and brought a copper basin and a white towel to wash Wushuang's face.Does he still remember this matter?But it is not easy to get him to say these things in full.His memory is comparable, just like the bowl of longevity noodles Xiaosun gave me on my birthday.There were a lot of severed ends in that bowl of noodles. Although it tasted like noodles, it looked like fried garlic sprouts.Another example is that his memory is very similar to those black-and-white movies that we were shown during the October Revolution Festival; at one moment it was as dark as hell, and at another moment it was as white as an atomic bomb.It is almost impossible to get some useful news out of his mouth.Although I am not convinced by Wang Xianke's IQ of 185 and want to compare with him in every aspect, I don't want to go through the test he has suffered at all.Before the Cultural Revolution, our middle school students went to the cleaning team to practice labor and learn to dig out the latrine. The master taught me different methods of using long spoons in dry, thin, deep, and shallow situations, and I remembered them all.My master also praised me and said, you are a natural material for digging out shit!Even so, I'm still not sure about Boss Luo's latrine.

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