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Chapter 38 Chapter 9 1

looking for unparalleled 王小波 3256Words 2018-03-19
When Wang Xianke was looking for Wushuang in Xuanyangfang, he kept seeing a rabbit on the roof.The rabbit looked familiar, as if it was always reminding him who to think of.Then he finally remembered: his uncle Liu Tiande's chubby face had a gaping mouth when he was a child, and he asked a doctor to sew it up later.It looked like the dead rabbit.The old man didn't say a word all day, and he was always moaning.Occasionally, he said something that was half-understood, such as: Don't be an official, being an official is not a good thing.Or: Don't think that being smart is a good thing, it's better to be stupid.He talked without beginning or end, and he didn't repeat what he said.Wang Xianke always listened carefully to what this uncle said, but he never understood it.Except for this sentence: If I can keep my family, I will be satisfied.Although he understood this sentence, he only understood half of it after he died.As for why he said these words back then, it is still a mystery.However, I have done a statistical model, using whether the official was cracked as the dependent variable, and other aspects of his life as the independent variable, after calculations, no causal relationship was found.I heard that Liu Tiande is extremely smart, so he probably knows how to do linear regression.Maybe he could figure it out better than me, or even figured out that he was going to be ripped apart.

Regarding Liu Tiande, there is one more thing to add: According to the latest research results, Liu Tiande, a minister of the Ministry of Industry in the Jianyuan period of the Tang Dynasty, has the highest IQ among Chinese people. His IQ is as high as 200, and he is tied for the first in the world with the British Galton.The IQ of Baiding Wang Xianke is only 185.The person who conducted this study was Dr. Bai from the Department of Psychology of our hospital. I heard that he did this study during the Cultural Revolution. The results at that time were that the great leader had an IQ of 2500, and his close comrade-in-arms had an IQ of 1500.Now he backtracks and says that Liu Tiande's 200 is the highest, but I can't believe him.Mention it here for reference.

I also miss this rabbit, it reminds me of Mr. Lee.He has a few sparse beards, and he also looks like that rabbit.Mr. Li later became a middle school teacher and taught in the outer suburbs.He sent me, my cousin, and a few people he knew, some random letters; then he was stupid.After being stupid, his face was pale, his eyes were dull, and he looked more like a rabbit.But I don't want to remember him like this.I would rather remember the look on his face when he had sex with his sister-in-law.At that time, he was kneeling behind his sister-in-law's buttocks with a red face, his head was lowered, his eyes were squinting upwards, and his forehead was wrinkled.Although this is also very similar to a rabbit, it looks much better than later.

Now we should continue talking about Boss Luo's purchase of Wushuang.For this reason, he visits everywhere to find out what other people think of Wu Shuang.Everyone in the workshop said that this little bitch is too bad, and she deserved what she has suffered.So many people died in this workshop, it was all caused by their family.We can now see that this claim is groundless.But people at that time had just been greatly stimulated, and their speech was illogical at all; in other words, they were all angry words.Neither dared to be angry with the emperor, nor dared to be angry with the government, so they had to catch whoever was who, and spread the flames indiscriminately.Boss Luo explained his plan in a roundabout way: Someone should buy this Wushuang home and make her a maidservant and serve in lowly labor.Others say, that should be.Boss Luo felt that everyone agreed with his plan.In fact, everyone is not as popular as him, and they all understand in their hearts that doing this is crazy.Not to mention other inconveniences, the cousin that Wushuang keeps talking about is a real person, whoever dares to buy Wushuang, if this guy finds him, it will be a big deal.At that time, if you use the government's official lease to reason with him, there will definitely be no way.Because he is a Shandong barbarian, Shandong people prefer white knives in and red knives out.But since you said that you should buy her home, I say you should.We people do have the problem of not telling the truth.

Then it's time to talk about Boss Luo's wind, which is a wind that has nothing to do with horses and cows.In other words, Boss Luo was in love at the time.Ancient books explain that the poem says, horses and cattle have their wind.In other words, the cow and the horse have their own feelings.Today's linguists have explained that when the wind blows, the cow and the horse will go their separate ways.But I don't know how Ma Niu Qifeng explained it.If it is explained that cows and horses can call the wind and rain separately, then as a human being, I feel very ashamed because we can't call the wind and the rain.Boss Luo was in the limelight, all he wanted was to wrap a rope around Wushuang's neck, drag her home, and then start stripping her clothes.At this time, Wu Shuang will yell, or cry.Generally speaking, Boss Luo would not dare to do such a thing, unless it was in his imagination.And when I imagined this kind of thing, it was late at night, after my wife fell asleep.This is because this kind of thing is too exciting, and when I think about it, my face turns pale, I swallow dryly, and it is difficult to explain when others ask.But if you think too much about one thing, you will always do it in the end-of course, when you do it, it will be somewhat different.Once the limelight comes, it will turn from pure lust to action, but most people will not rape women, but look for another way to vent.I finally got a good job to pick up equipment in the United States. When I arrived at Forty-Second Street in New York, I saw all the male compatriots in their 40s and 50s in front of the X-rated movie theater. Sneak in.When they came out, they all seemed to be seasick, and their faces were pale.Because there is a color widescreen inside, the shaking is a bit too violent.

I know a great deal about being in the limelight, and as everyone knows, there is a great difference between man and animal in this respect.Animals are shameless, but people are always sneaky and shy.We used to say that the difference between animals and humans is that animals cannot understand Mao Zedong Thought, but humans can understand it after learning, but no one mentions this now.Now I remember the difference between people and animals is what I saw when I jumped in line-it was in the spring, and the stallion and the mare came to the village.The stallion was pouty and red, and the mare was wet and muddled, and they did it without hesitation.When our female classmate saw it, she yelled "Ah!", spread her fingers, and covered her wide-open eyes with her hands.

We have said that Wu Shuang was very evil when she was a little girl, a wicked girl like this must have a bunch of young girls.Although she was tied to a pillar now, someone still tipped her off.So she knew that Boss Luo was visiting the workshop.The more times the string is made, the others will know his intentions.Someone also persuaded him in a cryptic tone: Wushuang, this girl, I'm afraid she won't be obedient.Boss Luo sneakily said: If you are not obedient, you can be trained.The tone in which he said the word training was really ambiguous, with an obscene meaning.Some people said that they were afraid that her relatives would find her.Boss Luo chuckled lightly and said: The family is exterminated, where did the relatives come from?He had completely forgotten that there was a Wang Xianke, even if someone reminded him, he couldn't understand it--it's so fascinating.

Later, Boss Luo often came to the empty field, and no longer mentioned the matter of buying Wushuang, but just circled around her.Sometimes look at Wushuang's little feet tied together, look at the rope marks on the ankle; sometimes turn to Wushuang's back, look at the little hands tied together; then strike up a conversation with Wushuang: you are here How about it?Do you feel lonely?Because the official media was watching, Wushuang didn't dare not answer Boss Luo's words.But she often vomited while talking.And it's not like the vomiting method of gastritis or other problems. This kind of patient vomits and feels nauseous, and hiccups.Wushuang is like having a brain tumor, or neurological diseases such as spondylosis. He sprays out as soon as he opens his mouth, and it can mark a long distance; therefore, it is very difficult to prevent.When our nurses approach such patients, they always have a case folder in their hand, ready to resist in an emergency.Boss Luo doesn't have this kind of knowledge, so he is often sprayed straight.When something like this happened, the official media rushed to slap her on the mouth, wondering while beating: "Little bitch, I really don't know if you did it on purpose!"But Wushuang explained while being beaten: Madam, I really didn't mean it!I can't help it.Wushuang sprayed Boss Luo all over, and Boss Luo went home.The official media went to get a ladder, went up to untie Wushuang's feet, and then escorted her to the well to wash.At this time, there was no one around, and the tone of the official media's speech was much more relaxed: Little girl, don't try to escape.Let me tell you, if he escaped and caught him, he must cut his hamstrings and goug his eyes!Wushuang replied: Madam, don't worry.I will never run.Unaccompanied, where are you going?I don't know where my cousin lives, and the only hope now is to wait for him to come here to find me.I sat high on the pillar and saw far away, and I saw him as soon as he came.Because of Wushuang's vomiting, she communicated with the official media, and the relationship was not bad afterwards.

Later, Wang Xianke wanted to find this official media, and mobilized the connections of the underworld, and finally found out that she took a long vacation two years ago and went to Shandong to find Wang Xianke.Wang Xianke felt that the old woman was very stupid, and the road was not smooth now, and she didn't know Wang Xianke's exact address, so how could she find it.It's better to wait for him in Chang'an City.Anyway, now the official media is nowhere to be found.It is said that she guarded Wushuang for more than three months, and later treated Wushuang well.At night, she slept in a temporary grass shed, and Wushuang slept in a cage outside the door.She also bought the grass with her own money and built a straw roof for the cage.In the morning when the door of the cage was not open at dawn, she opened the cage door and let Wushuang out, let her run and do gymnastics in the empty field, and she went back to sleep late.When it was time to open the door of the workshop, I took the rope to bind people and went to the empty field and called: Wushuanger!Come back and go to work!After Wushuang came back, she helped her comb her hair, tied her up, and said in her mouth: "Son, it's best to meet a good owner today and sell you."This official media is like a mother, and this is how mothers love us.

And Wushuang replied: "Ma'am, if you sell me, who will be your old man's companion?"She is like a daughter.We love our mothers the same way.But the official media got annoyed and wanted to slap her: Little bitch, who cares about your company!If I can’t sell it anymore, my salary will be lowered again.And Wushuang cried: Can you just wait patiently, old man?My cousin is coming soon, ask him to give you a lot of old man's money.Despite these phenomena, generally speaking, it is still a scene of deep love between mother and daughter.Although the official media called Wushuang, they actually loved her, but this kind of love was subject to some restrictions, because their relationship belonged to the category of shop assistants and commodities after all.What's more, she also saved Wu Shuang's life.Boss Hou saw this scene, he had already told Wang Xianke, and sold Boss Luo.

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