Chapter 33 Chapter 8 1

Wang Xianke came to Xuanyangfang to find Wushuang, where Boss Sun lived.The boss runs an inn, and everyone knows that restaurants are knowledgeable, so of course he is not as stupid as Wang An's father.Hearing Boss Hou talking about officers and soldiers encircling the square, he panicked and felt that he should think about it.No matter what it is, you should figure it out.If you think wrong, just forget it.If you don't want to, sometimes you will suffer a lot.For example, if you forget an account, you must first think it through.If someone owes him, just remember to ask for it; if you owe someone yourself, just forget about it.Boss Sun believes that there are three things that must be avoided: sexual intercourse, defecation, and thoughts.The first thing is that if you don't avoid people, you will be regarded as lewd.The second thing is that if you don't avoid people, you will be regarded as uneducated.If you don’t avoid the last one, you will be regarded as treacherous and cause others to be wary.So he ran home, closed the door, blocked the windows, thought for a long time in the dark, and then came to the conclusion that there was something like a military encirclement; the time and reason were similar to what my cousin told me.But my cousin saw it from the unofficial history, and Boss Sun saw it himself, so there is a difference in perspective when he talks about it.He stayed in Xuanyang Fang, and was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot at that time, and went up to the wall of the Fang to have a look after a while.We know that the square walls in Chang'an City are very similar to the city walls, except that they are shorter, narrower, and have no towers, but they are similar in other respects.The most important thing is that people can stand on the wall.It can be seen on the wall of the square that the army of the brigade came from outside the city and occupied the middle of the square.It can be seen that those Lu public cars were driving towards the city, and suddenly they fell apart as they drove, turning into a wooden board, and the soldiers inside fell out, like beads scattered on a string.You can also see infantry marching into the city, forming a 50X20 square formation of thousands of people.There was silence at the beginning, and then suddenly shouted: One, two, three, four!It was so frightening that people's hearts thumped.Then he walked away in silence.Boss Luo thought, he must call 5678 later.Unexpectedly, one, two, three, four is still called.Boss Sun thought again, it turns out that if you know numbers, you can know four.You can also see the cavalry of the brigade also driving into the city, some on horseback and some on camels.Some camels were in heat, and they went crazy when they walked, which made the team mess up.He also saw paratroopers parachuting into the city, but he lacked military knowledge and thought it was because the government artillery was short of shells, so they brought in modern supplies.Those soldiers bounced to the top of the parabola and there was a short pause, kicking their legs in the sky at that time, as if they were running; and they all shouted loudly.Northern soldiers called Fuck Your Mom, Cantonese soldiers called Diu Laoma, Jiangsu and Zhejiang soldiers called Niang Xipi, and Fujian soldiers called Gan Yi Niang; and then they fell down one by one.Seeing this situation, Boss Sun felt that the imperial court was very determined, and the citizens of Chang'an City were in danger this time.

Boss Sun still has lingering fears when he thinks of this incident.It's not that the imperial court wants to kill them, but that it's my own mood when I'm about to be killed.At that time, there was a nest of little mice in my heart, with a hundred claws scratching my heart.The education of loyalty to the emperor and patriotism that I received in elementary school, what a ruler means when a minister dies, a minister must die, and a loyal minister is not afraid of death, etc., I forgot all of it at once.Some desperadoes in the workshop set up a self-defense force to resist the Heavenly Soldiers, and Boss Sun went to offer his ideas.Everyone dismantled the bed they slept on, cut wood into bows, and the women donated their long hair to make bowstrings.A sinkhole was dug inside the gate of the square, and it was filled with dung (this was Boss Sun’s idea, he said, whoever wants to kill us, let them eat some dung first!), and the walls of the square were piled up with bricks and tiles. If you come to climb the wall, hit them.Every household sent ironware to the blacksmith to make weapons, and even the father sent the extra iron ruler.At that time, in Xuanyangfang, the able-bodied men held knives and spears, the old and weak held wooden sticks, and the women wore iron crotches and held scissors in their hands. Everyone was determined to fight to the end.If the government army invades and there is a plan to set fire to it, let's roast the whole lamb together.But fortunately, these things did not happen.The imperial court issued a decree, asking each square to hand over 5% of the rebels, and then nothing happened.The people in the workshop quickly filled up the pit, dropped the wooden stick, untied the iron crotch, and handed over the self-defense forces.

Later those who turned in were executed in an empty field in the center of the workshop.Because they were all rebels and felons, they were all punished by being torn apart. The eight horses were divided into two groups and pulled against each other.There were more than 500 people in the car before and after, and gradually the knowledge came out of the car.In the beginning, two carts with wooden wheels were used, and the prisoners were tied horizontally to the rear edge of the carts.Did you know that wooden wheeled carts are heavy enough by themselves, and a dozen or so of them will wear out the horse.Later, the car was taken away, and two wooden poles were replaced, and the people were tied to the poles horizontally and let the horses pull them.But this is also too labor-intensive.Finally, a good way was found. A stake was built in the ground, and the legs of the person who wanted the car were tied to the stake, and his hands were tied with a big rope, and eight horses were pulled vertically.This time it's a mess.There is a lot of knowledge in this. If you want to pull a person horizontally, it will be a very large cross-section. Inside is the shoulder armor and the pelvis, and there are many hard things.It is much easier to pull it vertically, not to mention that the section is two-thirds thinner, there is only one vertebra inside, and the rest is soft.Boss Sun and all the people who were not caught by the car were watching.One for each car, and an official came to ask: Did you see it?

Everyone replied in unison: I saw it! Do you still dare to rebel? Don't dare! How about a rebellion? Same as them! With so many people in the car, can you not have your own relatives and friends?I dare not think about this.What's more, to say that we rebelled is simply nonsense.Boss Sun didn't even see what the rebels looked like.Of course, it is wrong to think so.Thinking about it shouldn't have happened.But now that I think about it, I want to have a good time, and then I won’t forget it—Boss Sun thought: This fucking emperor is such a fucking bastard! Boss Sun still remembers the situation of the car splitting people up like this. The split people were tied up and placed on the ground. It was quite normal at this time.When the horse pulls, it begins to become slender.Suddenly the belly was flattened, and then there was a thud, the belly was split in two, like a spool being unraveled, and the intestines leaked out from there.There was a sound of hooves, and the eight horses and the upper half of the man disappeared with a scream.All that's left is a red thread of thin intestines—a scene akin to flying a kite.That day, the wooden stakes in the middle of the empty field were full of people's lower half, and the upper half was stretched all over the square. Fortunately, there were still intestines connected, so there was no mistake. When collecting the corpses, just follow the field to find them. .The torturer rode on the last horse, and when the horse team broke through, that man got off the horse and untied the man who was split.At that time, the person was still alive.Two people often have to chat a few words:

What, go back? Yes, busy. See you then. See you later, see you later. From the fact that the car splits people, we can see the resourcefulness of our ancestors.In the 18th century, there was a European who wanted to verify the pressure of the atmosphere.He made two hollow brass hemispheres, put them together, evacuated the inside, pulled them with eight horses, and just pulled them apart.This experiment was done in Magdeburg, called the Magdeburg Hemisphere Experiment.The conclusion of the Magdeburg hemisphere is that the atmospheric pressure is as strong as the power of eight horses.This conclusion is wrong.Thanks to those Europeans who still have the face to write it into the history of physics.If this experiment was done on the scene of Che Cracked People in Xuanyang Square in the Tang Dynasty, the correct conclusion would be drawn.Our ancestors would tie one end of the hemisphere to a wooden stake, and the other end could be pulled apart by four horses, saving four horses to help the cart crack people, and our horses would all be useless.This is called the Xuanyang Hemisphere Experiment.The conclusion of the Xuanyang hemisphere experiment is that the atmospheric pressure is as strong as the pulling force of four horses.This conclusion is right.

Boss Sun thought of these things in Xuanyangfang, and decided that it was best not to let Wang Xianke know about it.This is not a good thing, and the fewer people who know about it, the better.Because of this concern, Caiping pretends to be Wushuang, so let her do it.He has a very vivid way of thinking, and though I don't think of it that way, I understand it well.That is to say, everything that happens is rational, so nothing that doesn't happen doesn't happen.Thinking this way sometimes leads to difficulties. When difficulties arise, the principle of the lesser of two evils is used to solve them.For example, in Xuanyangfang, a car broke down many people. This incident is very unreasonable, so it cannot be allowed to happen.But if this incident did not happen, Wushuang Wushuang would not be able to tell whether it was true or false, which is also unreasonable.But this is a small irrationality, so let it be confused.It is unreasonable to take her seriously if Wushuang is not clear.But she ate and drank spicy food in the big courtyard again, domineering.Are you happy to see a fake Wushuang eating hot and spicy food, or are you really eating hot and spicy food there?Of course glad she was real—so let her be real.Tossing and turning like this, nothing unreasonable happened.