Chapter 34 Chapter 8 2

That day at Boss Hou's house, Boss Luo was also shocked when he heard that the officers and soldiers surrounded the square three years ago.He also ran home, remembering this incident.He didn't think of the first half of the incident, only the second half.What happened in the first half was too terrifying and bloody, he didn't dare to think about it.Boss Luo is a literati, and he thinks about everything with elegance.If a person like him wants to write something, he must write something, such as "Yangzhou Dream", the so-called sad but not complaining, sad but not hurt.In my cousin's words, this kind of person has at most one egg, and this egg is only half grown.But half is enough, too much is not only useless, but also leads to mistakes.

We talked, and Boss Sun remembered the first half of the incident.I haven't finished talking about this matter yet.There were so many people in Xuanyangfang that day, and the stakes were all tied up, like a forked Podocarpus pine.I was busy working from the dawn of the morning, and I was not allowed to go home until it was dark.On the way home, I saw some people lying half-way in the small alleys, which was really frightening to death.Among the people who were split, Boss Sun can still think of a few names.Of course, none of these people had anything to do with him, and if they did, I couldn't remember them.Among them is Wang Ding, the father's brother.This Wang Ding is over 70 years old, and he didn't join the self-defense force, why are you cracking him up?Then he remembered that this old man was working in Wushuang's house.Wu Shuang's father is a very big official.According to the laws of the Tang Dynasty, if a high-ranking official rebels, the family will be exterminated.The whole family, young and old, the men kill and the women sell.Not to mention the janitor, even the cats and dogs in his house are killed by the male and sold by the female.The last two things the executioner of the government did that night was to tear the crowing rooster raised by Wushuang's family in half, and then picked out a few fat hens, paid a symbolic amount of money, and brought them back home.Boss Sun thought about the whole thing, and after thinking about everything, he came to the conclusion that Wushuang is true.Then he forgot all about the process of coming up with it, and only remembered the conclusion.This is exactly the way I remember it.I can now remember all the indefinite integral formulas, no matter which one you ask, it only takes half a second to write it out.If you want the process, it will not be so fast.

Now we should talk about what Boss Luo remembered.Boss Luo is a smart man, so he won't think about bloody things.The man killed him, he couldn't remember it at all.He doesn't remember the woman selling him.This incident also proves that our ancestors were very wise.There is a general rule in animal husbandry that female animals are more valuable than males; for example, hens are more valuable than roosters, and cows are more valuable than bulls.It is a great invention of the Chinese to extend from animal husbandry to human beings.The local administrators in our country in ancient times were all called so-and-so shepherds (for example, Liu Bei was a Xinye herder, and Yuan Shao was a Jizhou shepherd), and they were proficient in genetics, animal husbandry, breeding and so on.Xiaosun is at home and also wants to be a Wang Ermu and come to shepherd me; I said we are a male and a mother, and whoever shepherds is not right.It's still a piece of pasture.

From the perspective of animal husbandry, male animals have high genetic value, while female animals have high breeding value.To make the quality of the herd good, it is necessary to start with controlling the males, and to increase the number of the herd, it is necessary to start with controlling the females.Once the people of the Tang Dynasty saw the evil seeds of treason in people, they killed all the men quickly.Now, people's family planning must start with women.Therefore, when it comes to the family planning publicity week, after the meeting, someone will always shout: Lesbians of childbearing age stay here.After hearing this, Xiao Sun always turned pale, his right hand trembled, and he looked like he was about to slap someone in the mouth, because it was Mrs. Guo who was in charge of this matter, and she was the most capable of nagging, why did she see a child in the family area? Blow up condoms like balloons. When it comes to the country’s production of these things, it costs hundreds of millions a year, and the country’s finances are very difficult. I don’t know where to weld them.Only the last sentence is not outrageous, that is, if this thing is to be used to its full potential, it must be put on the husband's penis.Xiao Sun said, my mother has been in medical school for six years, if you have to teach me even this, is she considered human?If the family planning committee at the higher level issued a population vote (another name is an indicator for having a child), it would be endless if it required democratic review.If she wants to give birth, she will give birth too, so I don't know how to cast lots.When she got home in the evening, she said, "Who can stand this kind of meeting until the age of fifty-five?"Let's get a divorce.You can still commit adultery after a divorce, add some atmosphere; don’t worry, I will never go out and mess around—I also know that there are serious STDs outside.But I don't agree to the divorce, because I am also a boss now, so I should pay attention to the impact.What will people say about me if I get divorced when I get to the house?Besides, it is your honor that you will be many.Well, your breeding value is high.

Boss Luo, Boss, remembered what happened three years ago, after all the guys with high genetic value were dealt with.Before that, I can only vaguely think of a shadow.Now you tell him that officers and soldiers entered the city three years ago, and he will say: Yes, there is such a thing.Speaking of the execution of rebels in Xuanyangfang, he also said, yes, there is such a thing.But if you ask him who executed, he can't answer any of them, which is called remembering a shadow. Boss Luo thought of the murder thing, and he thought of the thing about selling things vividly.After killing someone the day before, he ransacked Wushuang's house the next day.At this time, all the bits and pieces in front of the door were cleaned up, and there was a layer of loess on the ground. After cleaning up, they started to set up a stall.In the morning, people came to the yamen, picked up all the good things, and then moved the things they didn't want out of the yard and sealed the gate.From then on, the empty field in front of the gate became lively, because it was full of things: piles of benches, tables and chairs, pots and jars, etc.Anyone can use these things, because there has just been a trouble with the Self-Defense Forces.The tables, chairs, and benches were used as weapons, and the pots and pans were also filled with dung, and they were transported to the roof to be smashed down, so they could not be used.Of course, you can also pick it up and wash it for reuse, but most of them are picked up by others.For a short period of time after that, people in Xuanyangfang called Chang'an a riot, officers and soldiers entered the city, suppressed rebels, etc., and called it the Self-Defense Force.When I was a child, I knew an old man, and I remembered that Lafayette caused the Boxer Rebellion.Just like the place where I jumped in line called the Red Guards the Cultural Revolution.That place also has the term "self-defense force", but it refers to 1937.When they heard that the Japanese were coming, all the officials ran away.A group of people suddenly appeared in the village, holding big razor blades, saying that they wanted to fight against the Japanese, let the village produce white flour, and fried deep-fried dough sticks for them to eat.When the Japanese really came, they also ran away.According to the villagers, the time is not long, just half a month.This incident is not only similar in name to the self-defense force in Xuanyangfang, but also similar in nature.I told this matter to the Japanese technician, and he said: Chen Yang, you are very knowledgeable.But don't talk about the 37 years, I feel uncomfortable.It is better to talk about the Tang Dynasty.

I also remember some incidents of first-class troubles, for example, in 1958, there was a riot in the school playground to smelt steel.The smelted steel ingots are like cow dung, made of sharp broken pot pieces glued together.I got scratched by a steel ingot and left a big scar.Things like this are not recorded in history, they only exist in the minds of those who have experienced them, and they belong to personal collections.When we're all dead, the thing won't exist. A stall was set up in the empty space in the center of Xuanyangfang to auction off the property, and everyone who was alive in the whole workshop went to bargain with the public.What Wuwen?Ten texts!Don't talk nonsense, just look at the goods carefully, and so on.There are also things like this: how much is this?If you give me two money, just take it away.How much?up to you.Those things are sold very cheaply.If I say that I have been to the property auction house, you must say that I am lying.Actually I have been there.But it was not in Xuanyangfang in the Tang Dynasty, but in a place near Dongsi, Beijing in 1973.The name is the Sales Department of Household Supplies, and it contains things looted from gangsters' homes in the early days of the Cultural Revolution.At the beginning, only the heads of the central government were accepted. When the good things were almost picked out, the smaller heads were also let go.The things there are as cheap as free.No matter who runs this sales office for confiscated goods and materials, it will be a great loss of morality, because it kills people.The deceased was an old man in our hospital, the director before the Cultural Revolution.When the Cultural Revolution came, of course, there were struggles.Of course, the house was stolen.Of course, the wife committed suicide.After returning to work, the leader loved him and gave him a ticket, and he asked me to accompany him to buy a sofa, because everyone knew that I knew the goods.After entering, he suddenly saw the furniture in his own home, and he suffered a myocardial infarction, and collapsed on the spot out of breath.I could have written this incident symbolically—a man, who thought he was alive, went to the basement where I lived to see the scenery.Suddenly saw that my whole suit was in a specimen tank, so I fell down and died for the second time—but I think it’s better to talk about it directly.Now it's time to go back and talk about Boss Luo. He walked around the place a few times, bought a kitchen knife and a rolling pin.Turned around and turned to the place where Wushuang was sold.In fact, not only Wushuang was sold there, but also Wushuang's mother, Wushuang's aunt, and Wushuang's nurse; there were four in total.But Wushuang is the most conspicuous. She is placed high, sitting on top of a cracked wooden pile.