Chapter 32 Chapter 7 4

My cousin told me about the siege of the rebels in Chang’an City and the subsequent investigation of the rebels. There is no official history record, and people at that time did not know about it.If you go to the early Qing Dynasty and ask a bannerman what is Yangzhou Ten Days and Jiading Three Tus, he will enthusiastically explain to you: One year, the weather in Yangzhou City was peculiar, and ten suns appeared in the sky, which attracted everyone. Come out and see; another year, people in Jiading City were greedy for meat together. First they killed all the chickens, then all the sheep, and finally all the pigs; Struggle.A Japanese instrument was brought into our hospital, and a Japanese technician came. Every time I escaped from the cafeteria to eat, I sat in front of the instrument and ate bento. We all went together and got to know each other very well.One day I asked him if he knew about the Nanjing Massacre.He took off his small glasses, wiped them, put them on again and said: Nanjing is the capital of Jiangsu Province in your country.I don't know anything else.At that time, I wanted to scold him, but later I thought: there are things among us who don't have a long memory, so why scold him.

My cousin also said that people don't like to remember such things.Because remembering this kind of thing is tantamount to remembering that you are an Icehower.I thought about it, and there was no one named Ai among the people we both knew.It was only later that I realized that what he said was asshole in English.What my cousin said was a bit absolute, and I only know one exception.Last week a foreigner expert wanted to visit our instrument repair team, but the secretary blocked the door and refused to let him in until we cleaned up the inside.The foreigner shouted straight out: I feel like an asshole!Didn't you just remember this?He yelled this because no matter where he went, there was always someone blocking him, including when he wanted to pee in the toilet.But there are still many people who don't remember their surname Ai, and my cousin is one of them.For example, when we were young, we discussed making a magnifying machine to enlarge photos, but we couldn’t find anything suitable as a case, so he picked up an old urinal.In terms of shape, that thing is very suitable, but I think it is too disgusting to use.But my cousin said that in the future, when the paint is black, no one will be able to see it.I couldn't tell him, so we hid and took the thing to his house, heated it in his room, and prepared to weld it.You have to know that we don't have a big soldering iron for soldering plate gold. We bake and solder this kind of thing on the electric stove first, but we ignore that there are two copper plates thick old urine alkali attached to the inner wall of the urinal, which is heated to a critical point. Above this point, the alkali will sublimate together.The scene at that time was like this: a smoke bomb seemed to have exploded in the urinal, and violent yellow smoke spewed out.Not only did the smoke make the two of us run away with our farts together, but it also made everyone from the first floor to the sixth floor cough together.My cousin did remember this incident, but he remembered that I was the one who advocated welding the urinal.He also said that I don't remember it because my surname is Ai.In fact, the person surnamed Ai is clearly him.

Wang Xianke lived in Xuanyangfang, and set up a circle of doubts, waiting for others to come to tell him about Wushuang.After waiting for half a month, only one father came.The old man only said that Caiping was the fake Wushuang, but he didn't say who the real Wushuang was.Wang Xianke didn't have high expectations for his father, so he wasn't very disappointed.What disappointed him was that Boss Hou never came.He told Caiping that if Dad Wang An had the wisdom of a four-legged snake, Boss Hou should have the wisdom of a monkey; .Where Wushuang has gone, nine out of ten depends on Boss Hou to tell.But Boss Hou is too old to come. Wang Xianke couldn't hold back anymore and sent Caiping to inquire.Caiping put on a short tunic and went to Boss Hou's shop to buy hair oil.Boss Hou's shop sells high-quality osmanthus oil, which is not only soaked with osmanthus, sandalwood wood chips, but also finely ground silver nitrate.We know that silver salt is a photosensitive material.So Boss Hou's scalp oil is applied on the head and the more the sun shines, the more black and beautiful it will be.Caiping arrived at Boss Hou's shop, imitating Wu Shuang's obscene tone and said: Boss Hou, why is your oil bottle made of brown glass?Is it half a bottle of oil and half a bottle of tea?Normally, Boss Hou would be in a hurry. He stared and said, "If you don't put it in the brown bottle, it will run away and become like soy sauce. Would you like to buy it?"But that day, his expression was gloomy and haggard, and he said: If you love to buy, buy it.If you don't like to buy, just play with yours.Don't get bored here.When Caiping heard what he said, she was at a loss.She changed her trick again and asked: Uncle Hou, do you sell Indian oil?It would be no wonder if he wasn't popular in normal times: we are a serious shop and don't sell that kind of dirty stuff!But that day he didn't say a word, just gave Caiping a blank look, and went back to the inner room.Seeing this appearance, Caiping felt that something was wrong.She ran home and reported to Wang Xianke, but Boss Hou saw her through.As soon as Wang Xianke heard this, he went to talk to Boss Hou overnight.When I went there, I wore a black robe and a hood, and I set up a lantern by myself. There was no servant to follow me, but the rooms in Xuanyangfang were crowded with people, so I was still seen by others.

Early the next morning, Father Wang An, Boss Sun, and Boss Luo came to Boss Hou's shop together.The three of them were of course aggressive, and wanted to ask Boss Hou what deal he had made with Wang Xianke, how much money he got, and so on.But they found that Boss Hou was in good spirits, sweeping away the sluggishness of yesterday afternoon.He frankly admitted that Wang Xianke visited late at night last night, and he talked with Wang Xianke for four hours, and Wang Xianke left at dawn.He also said that Wang Xianke told him that if you have told me so much, others will be suspicious, so it is better to go to my house to avoid it.But Boss Hou said again, I didn’t speak ill of others, and I didn’t leak other people’s privacy, so what should I avoid?But the three gentlemen thought: If you didn't speak ill of us or reveal our privacy, it would be your fault.Otherwise, why would Wang Xianke ask you to avoid it?

Boss Hou said that they had been talking all night about what happened when officers and soldiers surrounded the square three years ago.After Boss Sun and Boss Luo heard this, their faces sank, probably because they remembered.Only Father Wang An said: Boss Hou, don't play charades, okay?What officers and soldiers surrounded the square, which square was surrounded?The officers and soldiers and the common people are heart-to-heart, what are they doing around us?If you don't speak clearly today, I will never end with you!At this time, even Boss Sun and Boss Luo felt that Dad was too dull, so he said goodbye to Boss Hou and went home.Wang An felt flustered when he realized that there was no one under his command.But Boss Hou said, "Father, please sit down and have some tea."I'm off to work.The old man was furious, and said: You are busy, you are busy!Busy your mother's legs!Also went home.

Regarding Boss Hou’s matter, I would like to add the following: the time he spends in his mind being distracted is one night plus one morning.At ten o'clock at noon, the tone changed, and I felt that something was wrong.So he ran to his aunt's house and hid, and told his wife: No matter who comes to ask, just say that I went to visit relatives outside the city.Where outside the city, which relatives will not tell.So Dad wanted to find him later, but he couldn't.When he came back, he had forgotten about these things.When I heard that my father was looking for him, I was not afraid, so I went to ask my father, why are you looking for me?Dad said: Did I find you?Didn't find wow.All things passed like this.

Wang Xianke went to Xuanyangfang to find Wushuang, pretended to be a rich man, and dressed Caiping in strange shapes.It's like knowing that I will not be in the housing allocation this time, so I shaved my big bald head and put on a cheongsam to attend the housing allocation meeting.In this way, you may find Wushuang, or you may not find it; you may be assigned a house, or you may not be assigned.Anyway, if things don't work out, you can mess with it, and maybe make something happen.Wang Xianke's actions are called geniuses, and mine actions are not worthy of such a high evaluation, because I copied the old wisdom of medicine.In our hospital, if someone dies and his heart stops beating, his heart is stimulated with electric current.In this way, he may come back to life, so the stimulation has the effect of bringing the dead back to life; of course, he may continue to die, which is okay, at most, the cause of death was changed from illness to electrocution.Wang Xianke knew before Faraday to use strong stimulation to cure other people's memory, which is really the glory of the entire Wang family.