Chapter 31 Chapter 7 3

Father Wang An said that since the beginning of the creation of the world, there have been treacherous parties in the world, including us; but there is another kind of people that he forgot to mention, that is, local snakes.The local snake is the role of the father, who collects health donations, house number money, and well cleaning money in the workshop.Sometimes he can play an unexpected role. For example, if he finds a fault and prevents garbage trucks from entering the gate, then Xuanyang Square will become a mountain of garbage;But this kind of effect cannot reach the deep house compound.Residents like Wang Xianke have their own dung trucks, garbage trucks, and water trucks, all of which have licenses from Xuanyangfang, and the donations for the house number and license plate have been paid in advance for a hundred years.No one else can control him.But residents like this will also take advantage of Dad, and I'm afraid they will ask him one day.With this certainty, he went to Wang Xianke and told him confidently that this Wushuang was a fake and his appearance was not right.After Wang Xianke heard this, he laughed for a while and said: "The ones like this are fake, but what kind of one is real?"The old man couldn't answer.He had no choice but to say: If I say a lie, it will be a lie.I am so old, I may die someday, why lie to others?Wang Xianke smiled slightly and replied: Father, do you want to eat oranges?Dad said, eat later.What we're going to talk about now is that Mrs. Zun is a liar.Wang Xianke said: OK, OK, you are a liar.Dad, let's have some tea.The old man said that since he knew she was a liar, he should send her to the Yamen to be punished.Wang Xianke suddenly said seriously: Father, I'm afraid you have misunderstood.Based on what you said, how can you say that my cousin is a liar?Of course, your old man is highly vigilant, I understand this.For this job.But sometimes it's unbearable.When I first came, didn't you almost think I was a liar and want to confiscate my documents?It's not that I don't trust you.But I believe in evidence more.If you can prove that she is a liar, I will definitely send her to the board.Isn't it just to pay some medical expenses if it is broken?Even if the butt is beaten, we can afford it if we want to put on a golden butt.But it's fine, what am I spending this money for?Dad is just a piece of wood, and he can hear Wang Xianke implying that he wants to blackmail him, but Wang Xianke doesn't like this.So he blushed, stood up and said, since Wang Xianggong thinks so, I will leave.Wang Xianke sent him out of the gate, and kept saying all the way: My stinky mouth is like an asshole, and the words I speak are particularly unpleasant. You old man, please don't take offense!But the father went out of Wang Xianke's door, walked to a place where he probably couldn't hear, still stomped his feet and cursed: "Wang Xianke, little bastard, you are called a dog's eyes look down on people!"

We said that at noon, Wang An went to ask Boss Hou to expose fake Wushuang, but Boss Hou didn't say anything.At that time he was thinking about something, this happened three years ago, it had nothing to do with Wushuang, it had nothing to do with Caiping, and it had nothing to do with Wang Xianke, so he remembered it for some reason.Here's what happened: the army stationed in Fengxiang prefecture looked like an army. They said they hadn't paid their wages for more than five years, so they suddenly rebelled and killed the city of Chang'an overnight.Boss Luo can't remember things like this, and even if he does, he will forget them immediately.Because the master said, I reflect on myself three times a day, what should I do if I think of something wrong?Can you still give yourself a big mouth?Of course, quickly forget it.Boss Hou thought of this kind of thing because he was uneducated.Father Wang An couldn't think of such a thing, and he wouldn't believe it would happen if others thought of it: Rebellion?Who rebelled?Isn't he afraid of Wang Fa?Boss Hou thinks about this kind of thing because he is not loyal.Boss Sun can't think of such a thing, he will say, who gave you the money, do you want such a thing?So Boss Hou remembered this because he is a big fool.Boss Hou not only remembered that there were rebels, but also remembered that those rebels had also invaded Chang'an City.Those guys didn't kill or set fire, went straight to the treasury, robbed it all, and then roared away, heading west.The whole process was like thugs robbing a bank. They came and went quickly. It is said that these guys fled to the border of Persia, cut off their foreskins, vowed never to eat pork in their lives, converted to Islam, and went to Tehran to become rich coming.

Caiping told Wang Xianke that Boss Hou is a good man.It's for both of them.Now I say he is an idiot again, this is out of the standpoint of the gentlemen in Xuanyangfang.These two positions are in opposition.In these two positions, we should take a neutral attitude to show respect for the ancients.But I also want to state my point of view: I stand on the side of Wang Xianke, and regard him as us, and Wang An, Boss Sun, and Boss Luo as treacherous parties. Boss Hou is actually not one of us, but that day his mind went awry, and he started to think about things like us, so he remembered the above things.Things like this often happen. For example, when the hospital refused to let us get married, and my little grandson said he wanted to brag to me, I was in a bad mood for a while, so I read half of Tolstoy, thinking about it while reading it. Castrate yourself, then it was out of breath.Boss Hou remembered that when the rebel army attacked the city, the imperial court, Habayashi army, government agencies, etc. all ran away, and came back after the rebel army retreated.The emperor ran to the treasury and saw that there was nothing left for him, and his heart was broken immediately.He didn't say that the rebel army was too bad (the rebel army ran away and couldn't catch up), nor did he say that the Habayashi army was incompetent (the Habayashi army hadn't closed their pay for more than a year), let alone that he was trying to save money. There's nothing wrong with paying the military.The old man had an evil fire, and he insisted that the citizens in Chang'an City were rebellious, so he had to repair it.So he sent a brigade of troops to blockade all the seventy-two workshops in Chang'an.Those who did not escape when the rebellious army entered the city were all locked up and not allowed to come out, just like if we make a mistake now, we will be quarantined for review and wait to be dealt with.

After the rebels fled that year, Chang'an was on fire in July, and the weather was very hot.After the door of the workshop was closed, it was impossible to think of enjoying the shade on the road outside.The food and firewood outside can't come in, and the garbage and feces inside can't get out, so the situation in the workshop is very bad.What's worse is that the emperor was angry and wanted to clean up the seventy-two squares, behead the men, make the women slaves, and sell their property to enrich the treasury; it is currently being piloted in Youyangfang, and it is ready to gain experience and promote it throughout the city. .The original plan was to let the men in Youyang Fang go out the east gate to beheaded, and the women go out the west gate to be prostitutes. The family property would be kept at home, and government officials would go in through the south gate to count.But the people in Youyangfang refused to do it.The men refused to go out the east gate, and the women refused to go out the west gate. They all shrank in the workshop and blocked the gate.The emperor was furious and ordered the capture of Youyangfang.At the beginning, the chariots were sent to attack the Fangmen, so twenty Lugong chariots were dispatched, which were human-powered tanks with wooden tracks, and were shaken by twenty men.Entering from the city gate, all of them were broken halfway, and none of them could continue to move forward.Then the airborne troops were dispatched, which used a projectile to throw the soldiers into the sky, and let them open the oil-paper umbrella and land slowly.Unexpectedly, the oil-paper umbrellas were broken after many years of use, and none of them could be opened.Those soldiers flew into the sky but couldn't open their umbrellas, so they had to curse and fell into Youyangfang, falling to pieces one by one.Later, engineers were sent to dig tunnels. Unexpectedly, the underground water level in the city was very high, and the water came out after digging three feet deep.The engineers and soldiers dug the pit and scoured the water at the same time, which caused the ground to subside.Finally, it collapsed into a funnel with a radius of half a mile, and the surrounding houses, walls, people, horses, and vehicles all fell into the funnel.Despite these obstacles, the army finally stormed Youyangfang, killed all the men, raped all the women, and seized all the property.They gathered the booty and asked the emperor to see it.The emperor was very disappointed when he saw it: there were no gold and silver wares, but there were a few bronze wares, which were also trampled to pieces by horseshoes.Most of them are wooden furniture, piled up into a hill, but all of them are broken and can only be sold as firewood.But it’s not bundles of jujube and elm firewood, which can only be sold by the cubic meter. A cubic foot costs a few cents, and this hill is worth five or six yuan.There are also some girls, after being ravaged by the soldiers, not only are they ugly, but they are also mentally disturbed, and they are all dumbfounded.The commander also reported that there were a lot of thugs in Youyangfang, and many of them were flying over the walls with crossbows in both hands.The attacking troops suffered a lot of casualties, but the soldiers were very brave.There are many people who have been injured many times, but still can't get out of the line of fire.In fact, besides the airborne soldiers who fell to death, some children climbed onto the house and threw stones when they entered the workshop, which broke the heads of some soldiers; Shouting, deafening some soldiers' ears.The emperor heard and saw this situation, and felt that it was not worthwhile to clean up all the seventy-two squares in Chang'an.He issued an imperial decree: the remaining seventy-one squares, as long as they surrendered 5% of the total population, they would be allowed to surrender.But officials don't count on this percentage.All the officials who were in the city when the city fell, counted as one, were all rebels.