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Chapter 30 Chapter 7 2

looking for unparalleled 王小波 1900Words 2018-03-19
Now we want to talk about what happened elsewhere in Xuanyangfang.Boss Sun went into the empty house once, and saw that the houses, gardens, and corridors inside were very familiar, and he felt that Caiping's speech and manner looked familiar.All this seemed to be a great revelation, so he felt that he was about to make a great discovery.After having this feeling, he became interested in the name Wushuang, and after saying it twenty times in a row, the name was no longer strange and empty, but gradually connected with someone.As far as I know, Dad Wang An, Boss Luo, and Boss Hou were also muttering about Wushuang at this time, and then they remembered her.If you're one of them, it's natural; if you're not, it's hard to understand.Whether something feels natural or difficult to understand is a matter in the field of sensation.These two things are the same in the field of fact, but I don't know why, they are so consistent.I still remember a similar incident: When I was in Shanxi, I raised twenty chickens for a while, and then they all died of plague one morning.Before they died, they flapped their wings together. I thought they were collectively spreading hysteria.So such a consistent thing, even if there are few examples in the human world, at least it is unique in the animal kingdom.

No matter what it was for, all the gentlemen in Xuanyangfang remembered that there was indeed a Wushuang, a round-faced little girl who was extremely wicked.He wears Turkish shorts in summer, likes to hit people with a slingshot, etc., all of which are the same as what Wang Xianke said.They all knew her and knew that this green whore was not her.But how to explain all this to Wang Xianke?How do you explain that when Wang Xianke didn’t live in the courtyard in the middle of Xuanyangfang and didn’t have Wushuang by his side, we didn’t remember that there was a Wushuang; What about Wushuang?Later Boss Sun thought, no matter what Wang Xianke thinks, this green-haired monster is someone else.Specifically, she is Caiping, Wushuang's maid.In the past, she went to the inn to open a room and did ulterior things with Wang Xianke.While doing it, he kept yelling: "Wang Xianggong, it hurts!"Wang Xianggong, it hurts!Wang Xianggong, it hurts!Wang Xianggong, it hurts!Wang Xianggong, the pain is gone now.The shouting was so loud that it could be heard downstairs.Since she is Caiping, she cannot be Wushuang.He thought, this matter must be told to Wang Xianke no matter what.But how to tell him, you have to think carefully.The easiest way is to tell him directly: Your Wushuang is not real.Believe it or not, I'm telling the truth.The result of speaking like this will inevitably cause Wang Xianke to roll his eyes: No, didn’t you say that I am Yu Xuanji’s old friend, how come I have become Wushuang’s friend again?Boss Sun had no choice but to say, don't believe me, I lied.This is close to the famous Russell's paradox.Russell said, if someone says that what I said is all lies, then you don't know what to do with him: if you believe his words, you will treat him as a good person, but he is clearly a liar.If you don't believe him, call him a liar, but how can a liar say he is a liar?You just have to think of him as a good guy again.The old man Russell suggested that we carry a pistol when we go out, and shoot him dead when we see such a person.

We also know that Boss Luo in Xuanyangfang is a scholar and very smart.He quickly thought of who this green-haired girl was.This is because he remembered that he once saw Zhen Wushuang and Caiping going shopping together, and occasionally thought that these two girls were quite beautiful.From this, I thought that it would be great if I got them all to be wives.The thought came to me in the subjunctive, so I don't feel guilty looking back now.Using this memory as a clue, he thought of who False Wushuang was.But Boss Luo was not satisfied with this, and wanted to figure out where Zhen Wushuang had gone.After much deliberation, he couldn't figure it out, so he also doubted his own brain.So he decided to open a cube to test whether he was confused. When he went to the backyard, he picked up a firewood stick with a burnt end, and used the method of gossip to open a four-dimensional cube.First he drew a small gossip at his feet, and then drew a big gossip around the small gossip, just like a stone stirring up thousands of waves, circle after circle, and soon filled the yard; while he stood in the yard In the center, it looks like a spider spirit.I know that the cube root of 4 is also an irrational number, and it can never be opened endlessly. The gossip takes up more space than McLaughlin's series. If you follow Boss Luo's drawing method, the more you draw, the more space you will occupy.If this continues, the consequences will be unimaginable.But Boss Luo is a hundred times smarter than Wang Xianke, so he stopped painting after a few rounds.He stood in the middle of the courtyard and looked at the gossip all over the place. He first praised the wisdom of his ancestors, then he praised himself for being able to draw gossip, and then he forgot about the cube of 4.Then I forgot about true unparalleled and false unparalleled.In the end, I also forgot about the fact that I still have to continue to draw gossip.So he washed his hands and went back to the house for lunch.

At the same time, Father Wang An is going to discuss with Boss Hou, and wants to work with him to expose Fake Wushuang.Although Boss Hou has already robbed Wang An's father for this matter, but the father knows that he is outspoken, not as treacherous as Sun Luo and the other two, and he is a person who can be relied on.But for some reason, Boss Hou wilted like spinach scalded in boiling water.The old man asked him to go to Wang Xianke together, but Boss Hou didn't say anything after hearing this, he just stared straight ahead and looked forward.At that time, he was lying on the counter, and his posture was like a big dog standing upright, with its front legs on the butcher's butcher's meat table; The child looks at a pencil on the bridge of his nose, trying to transform himself into a pair of eyes.Boss Hou's lower body is like that dog, his upper body is like that cat, and his face is like that child.The old man asked him if he would go, and asked him three times in a row, but Boss Hou didn't answer.Asked for the fourth time, Boss Hou frowned and said: You have to go by yourself!After speaking, he turned his head and went into the back room.Dad was going crazy with anger, determined to find a fault this month and accept three times the health donation from him.

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