Chapter 26 Chapter Six 4

In order to look for Wushuang, Caiping dyed her hair green, but the hair dyeing technique at that time was not up to standard, and the hair dyed in the morning tended to turn black in the afternoon; when she slept at night, the pillow was dyed as if it had been sprinkled with gall.And that kind of dye would be absorbed into the body, so that her blood turned green, like a silkworm eating green leaves.Wang Xianke had sex with her, and even his penis became like a green potato that was about to sprout.Moreover, she would sweat green, and at this time, her snow-white skin would take on a color like corpse spots.And the world in her eyes is turning blue because her eyes have turned green.If you take a snow-white handkerchief and breathe upward, the handkerchief will also turn light green.According to Wang Xianke's instructions, this green and green Caiping went out from home to buy an eyebrow pencil in Boss Hou's shop.Picking and picking, the eyebrow pencils are all black.Caiping raised her eyebrows and said: Uncle, this color is wrong.Is there a green one?Boss Hou said that the little lady really knows how to joke.No one uses green eyebrow pencil.Caiping stared and said, what a joke!What about people with black eyebrows and green eyebrows?Boss Hou said, this is a joke, no one has green eyebrows.Caiping yelled: "Bay tooth ghost, open your eyes and see, what color eyebrows does this old lady have?"When Boss Hou heard this, he seemed to have been punched in the heart.He wanted to scold this green-haired goblin of unknown origin, but he seemed to be choked by someone.It wasn't until Caiping walked out of the store that he chased to the door and shouted: "Stinky bitch, you don't want to be beautiful!"I know who you are!Sooner or later, I want you to look good!

Caiping told Wang Xianke that although Boss Hou has a bad temper, he is a good person.Good people are straight-talking.Boss Hou scolded me, I know who you are, I want you to look good sooner or later, so I went back to the counter and sat down.At this time, he was dubious about what he had scolded: whether he knew who this green-haired bitch was, how he would make her look good sooner or later, etc., all became questions.It seems that there is no evidence for what he said casually, but he really can't remember where the evidence is.That's how Caiping made trouble in Boss Hou's shop.

After leaving Boss Hou's house, Caiping went into Boss Luo's shop again.In addition to silk and satin, Boss Luo's shop also sells women's hygiene products.As soon as Caiping entered, she yelled loudly, "Lao Luo, I want two dozen of the best Jiangxi rattan tissue paper towels, which must not have been touched by a stinky man."Boss Luo said, Miss, we have paper towels and they are guaranteed to be clean.Caiping said, clean?Clean your mother's legs!I know everything about you.Your brother-in-law is a procurer of the Imperial College, and often goes to your store to buy paper, and takes it back to distribute to those stinky scholars as draft paper.Then you buy it back at half the price from them, and make money back and forth.Now you want to sell it to me to pad that place.Do you know where it is?have no idea?Tell you, you can't let you lick if you want to.Boss Luo felt sweaty on his head when he heard this, and quickly said, miss, let's do some good deeds.I have the paper that I just got back from Jiangxi Office, and it is guaranteed to be clean.The price is a little more expensive.Caiping said, stop talking nonsense, sell it to me for whatever price you sell it to others, or I will make trouble for you.Boss Luo didn't dare to say anything else.She walked away with the two bundles of papers in her arms, stunned Boss Luo, and slipped out a sentence: Miss from the official family, why did you lose these two coins?

After these two sentences came out, Boss Luo was suddenly confused: How could I have identified her as a lady from an official family?You know, people's hearts are not old now, the world is dripping, and there are everyone.Thinking of this, he felt that what he just said was a huge mistake.But why I made such a mistake is still a mystery.And when he said this, Caiping hadn't left the store yet.In response, she lifted the back of her skirt and pushed her butt back.My mother, not only the white thighs and buttocks are exposed.This bitch is not wearing panties at all!Caiping told Wang Xianke that in the entire Xuanyangfang, only Boss Luo had a gloomy mind, seeing a woman's butt was like being punched in the heart.If pretty girls don't wear clothes, people like Boss Luo will all die.

After leaving Boss Luo's place, Caiping met Father Wang An again.She said to Wang An, Dad, can I help you?I want to lift my shoes.As he said that, he pressed his father's shoulder and bent down.She told her father that these high-heeled shoes were really difficult to wear, and she couldn't stand on one foot.But Dad didn't hear it.He was looking down Caiping's neckline and saw all of one breast and most of the other.But according to the words of the old man, they are not called breasts, but boobs.The old man told others that the tits of that bitch were really big.The old man also said, this bitch is shameless, she doesn't even wear a milk bag inside.After picking up the shoes, Caiping straightened up and said, Dad, where did your brother go?The old man was puzzled and said: "Little lady, did you admit the wrong person?"We are meeting for the first time.Caiping giggled and said, "Father, you're so confused."My twin brother has forgotten.Wang Ding!So show us the gate!

After hearing these words, Er Er suddenly felt that he had a brother who looked exactly like himself and had seen the gate in the empty yard.It seems to be called Wang Ding.The old man squinted his eyes, leaned over to look at Caiping after building a shade with his right hand, and said hesitantly, "Miss, who are you?" Caiping laughed and said, "Didn't Wang Xianke tell you?"I am unparalleled!Father Wang Ding has been watching the gate of my family for more than ten years, so he can be regarded as the old man.If you see him, let him come, don't keep hiding.After hearing these words, the old man started to feel stupid.Caiping took advantage of the situation and said some nonsense: Your old brother is a bit disappointing, not like you at all.Playing a pistol in the concierge of my house, it actually landed on the curtain.The old man was furious and said: Shut up!Who are you, we'll find out!Tell you, fraud is a crime!When you commit crimes in the yamen, you will be spanked with a thick stick!But Caiping has already grown up.

Caiping told Wang Xianke that in Xuanyangfang, Wang An was the stupidest, but he was also the most self-righteous.His memory is like a sieve, everything that is not good for him will pass through. Later Caiping went to Boss Sun's shop and asked for the binoculars that Wang Xianke kept there.Boss Sun seems to have hyperthyroidism (hyperthyroidism), and both eyeballs are protruding; it was not like this before.This is because whenever he has free time, he goes upstairs to look at the telescope, but the mirror has some optical problems, so the eyeballs are drawn out.As far as I know, the Persians are not good at geometric optics.Only Westerners can figure out this knowledge, not even Easterners.For example, the old man Zhu Zi among us Chinese.He is an old man who knows things well. He lay down on the mouth of the well and looked down. He saw a dark mass.In the dark mass, there is a small white mass.He said that there is yang in yin, and this is the image of Tai Chi.In fact, the white mass is the shadow of the wellhead.As long as you stretch your neck a little more, you can see a small black lump in the dense white lump.That's not yin and yang, but your own head.The head is the head of the six yangs, so it is wrong to say that it is yin.So confused, how can draw light path diagram.Boss Sun also felt that there was something wrong with the mirror. He removed it and repaired it several times, but it became more and more blurred.Just like in the nursery rhyme, when the watermelon rind wipes the butt, the more you rub it, the stickier it will become.He was not as smart as Wang Xianke. After watching the mirror, Wang Xianke pressed the eyeballs back with the palm of his hand so that the eyes would not protrude.Caiping told Boss Sun that she wanted to take back the telescope that Wang Xianke left behind.Boss Sun was shocked and said: Mr. Wang gave it to me!Caiping said, fart.You are not his brother-in-law, why would he give you such a good thing?Let me tell you, honestly deliver the mirror to our house later, and don't let my old lady run errands.Otherwise, I will sue you for opening a black shop!After she finished speaking, she went home.