Chapter 25 Chapter 6 3

It is said that the warden and the executioner in the prison have an agreement, and the former introduces business to the latter, and everyone will share it fifty-fifty.Everyone knows that Yu Xuanji is a rich man and wants to make a fortune from her.This point is the same as everyone's opinion on Wang Xianke.Just judging from his chariots and horses, one can tell that he is extremely rich.Take that horse for example, no one has ever seen such a big horse.In fact, the horse was originally a heavy-drawn cart horse, and it was not suitable for riding: it was so high that if it fell, it would be permanently disabled.He could have found a good horse to ride, but his advisor said no.We have already said that Wang Xianke has been involved in the underworld, so there are several old crooks who have traveled all over the world to advise him.Those people said, how many money have those local leopards in Xuanyangfang seen in their lifetime?Even if you rode a well-known Arabian hunting horse to show him, he would not recognize it, but would think that your horse has thin legs and is hungry.So be sure to ride a big guy to go.If you want to coax an old bitch, don't put red gold earrings on it (it will bite you), but give it a piece of shit; these two things may sound different, but the principle is the same of.So someone suggested that he ride an elephant or a rhinoceros (with the energy of the underworld, it is not difficult to borrow such animals from the Imperial Garden), but Wang Xianke has never ridden these two animals, so he dare not ride.In the end, I rode a stallion owned by a certain prince. Because it was midsummer at that time and the mares were all in heat, I could ride it for more than half a year without rushing to return it.Because it is a specially bred horse, the horse's thing is horribly big. The glans looks like the helmet worn by the black-armored imperial forest army, and the testicles are bigger than the drooping tits of the old whore in Chang'an city.As for the car, it's my own.But it's just good-looking, with the boxwood-carved carriage on it, and it looks terribly arrogant.The important wheels, axles, frames, etc. below are all grass feathers and are often sent for repairs.This shows that although Wang Xianke is rich, he is not as rich as he is, and he has to be frugal in small things.That's it, he has already taken out all his savings.If Wushuang is still not found this time, the consequences will be unimaginable.

Wang Xianke entered the courtyard and found it was empty.The window paper is all torn, the paint on the doors and windows is all peeling, and everything in the house is gone.There was only one grand master's chair left alone in the main room.Although this piece of furniture is lonely, it has a profound meaning.This is because other furniture can be moved away and placed in other places, only it cannot be placed in other places.People at that time believed that if the seat of the head of the family was placed elsewhere, it would be haunted. At night, Wang Xianke was at home and lit all the lights.Now he lives in the main room and sits on the grand teacher's chair facing the door.The Taishi chair is not comfortable, sitting in it is like sitting in a hardwood box; just like this room is uncomfortable.His uncle used to live in this house--it's strange that he didn't think of having an uncle until today.Besides his uncle, he also has an aunt with thinning hair, puffy and pale, who used to come and go in and out of the house, saying things that were neither sour nor cool, all satirizing him.For example: What is such a big man who came to Chang'an and didn't try to make a name for himself?Another example: spend all day with my daughter, does the toad also want to eat escape meat?My daughter can't marry Wu Dalang either.After listening to these words, I half understood and didn't understand. I vaguely thought that the big man and the toad were referring to him, but I had never heard of the name Wu Dalang.Wang Xianke never thought that there would be a Song Dynasty in a few hundred years, and there would be a Song Jiang in the Song Dynasty, and there would be Wu Erlang under Song Jiang. Wu Erlang's elder brother was Wu Dalang, who was poisoned to death by his wife.Because he couldn't understand this sentence, it didn't have a deterrent effect on him.Wang Xianke's aunt is a female traitor. She thinks that Wang Xianke is Bai Ding, and she will suffer a lot if she marries her daughter to him. This is also the knowledge of the traitor.Wushuang is not a traitor, she knows that Wang Xianke is unparalleled in intelligence and is a thousand-mile horse in this world, so she wants to marry him wholeheartedly.The only thing that made her hesitate was that his dick was too big for him.Just thinking about it made her bite her finger.If I bite my finger, I will bite the nails that are so easy to keep.So I put some Coptis chinensis on her fingers.It's part of a lady's upbringing: both finger-biting and finger-sucking at mealtimes are prevented.In addition, you can't eat enough, you have to narrow your waist, you are not allowed to show your teeth when you speak, and you have to attend high society parties every time.Wushuang said that these parties are completely tormented, neither yawning, stretching, nor farting is allowed.After returning from the party, Wushuang took off her tights and only wore a douchebag, ran to Wang Xianke's room and said: Cousin, I really can't take it anymore.Just marry me away!

Wang Xianke sat on the teacher's chair, thinking of many things and people.He even thought of the old Si Yan in Wushuang's family.The old man looked exactly like Wang An's father, with one eye and a skinny appearance.This old man is very good at saving, or in other words, he spends money like his life.It is said that when he had money, he bought calico, wrapped it in blue cloth and hung it on the beam of the house, so that the ceiling in the porter's room disappeared, but he was reluctant to spend the money to go to the kiln, hid in the porter's house and played handguns, and was caught several times.Wushuang's mother wanted to drive him away, but she couldn't.He seems to have a bit of a background.There is also Wushuang's nanny, who looks like a mountain.I often go to the kitchen and ask for two used dough bags. I sit in the front yard and sew bras for myself. A bag containing fifty catties of noodles is only enough for one side.She always wanted to hook up with the master master behind her.The master master can do both red and white cases, wears a short-sighted mirror with iron legs, and has a bald head.There is also a coachman who is always drunk, and an aunt who is the master's concubine. Every evening, she shouts out in the yard: Caiping!Go to the kitchen and get me some hot water, I want to wash my ass!

When Wang Xianke sat on this chair, he felt very tired.Because it took him two years to find this empty yard, and more and more people were looking for it.Originally there was only one Wushuang, and then there was an extra Yu Xuanji, but now they are a whole family.I don't know how many will come out if I look for it again.It is not easy to find a single person, let alone a large group.But he had no choice but to look for it.This is because Wang Xianke is a philosopher and knows this famous saying: Movement is everything and purpose is nothing.So seeking is everything, and who you seek is irrelevant.

Sitting on this chair, Wang Xianke remembered everything.Because this chair is the center of this house, those people exist for it.In fact, before arriving at Xuanyangfang, Wang Xianke remembered everyone in it, but the people in Xuanyangfang said that they did not exist, so they forgot.But sitting in this chair, you will be convinced of it, because the chair is here. There is another reason why Wang Xianke's imagination runs wild when he sits on this chair, and that is because this chair is also his seat.Here is some background material that you may or may not believe.In the Tang Dynasty, people believed that the relationship between uncle and nephew was no less important than the relationship between parent and child.So if a man has no son, the nephew is his heir.Wang Xianke's uncle had no son.At the same time, in the Tang Dynasty, if a man had a cousin, he must marry her as his wife.You can marry someone else only if you don't have a cousin.It is because Wang Xianke has both a cousin and an uncle, so he has been kicked out of his hometown in Shandong.If he can't find Wushuang, he has nowhere to go.In this house, Wang Xianke and his uncle are the heads of the family.But he just couldn't think of his uncle.Caiping told him that he was a fat black man with a rough face and a man of few words.She also said many details, but Wang Xianke didn't remember any of them.That is to say, all people exist for the person on the chair, but the person on the chair does not exist.This is called dialectics.