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Chapter 24 Chapter 6 2

looking for unparalleled 王小波 1390Words 2018-03-19
After Wang Xianke moved to Xuanyangfang, there were fewer rabbits in the house.This is because he brought a pair of kites.Those two birds of prey flew in the sky all day long, with eagle whistles on their feet, whining like the wind blowing the mouth of the night pot.We know that things like kites like rabbits, and we must kill them when we see them.If you are not hungry at that time, you can take it home and hang it on a tree to dry, just like the peasant brothers in the south like to hang their homemade sausages in front of their houses, which is both art and food.This hunting is not motivated by hatred, but by sadistic love, but the rabbits are unlucky when they do this.They were on the roof, very exposed, and there was no place to hide, so they were caught one by one.There was a dead jujube tree in Wang Xianke's yard, which was soon covered by kites, beautiful and tragic.After those rabbits died, they all straightened their hind legs, hung their short tails behind them, opened their three-petal mouths, wept mournfully, and maintained a weeping posture.Every time Wang Xianke saw the rabbit hanging from this tree, he felt that the rabbit he had seen in his dream was also among them, and said to him: Why did you put us in the house.He felt very sad, so he asked a servant to take a bamboo pole and guard under the tree. When he saw a kite hanging a rabbit on the tree, he would pick it down.So the kite tried harder to catch the rabbit, and could catch a cart every time.When those rabbits were piled into the car and pushed out of Wang Xian's Hakka backyard, they looked like a pile of waste wool.

Wang Xianke thought of Yu Xuanji who lived in the cell, and thought she was a rabbit on the roof.For some reason (this is very unimportant), this woman felt that she should be punished by the law of the country, so she voluntarily went to the prison cell, where she was tortured and raped, as if she had jumped into the room, and she couldn't get out even if she wanted to.Fortunately, she will soon be on the streets of Chang'an, which means that her days on the roof will not be too long.With such a little confidence, she was very patient in the prison, and she was very open to all kinds of help and education from the prison boss.Because she is so knowledgeable, the day before she went to the execution ground, the prison officer asked her: "The prisoner is mysterious, you will be punished tomorrow, do you have any more requests?"We can try our best to satisfy you.Yu Xuanji said, report to Uncle, I am very satisfied and have no more demands.The prison officer said, since I have nothing to say, I will put the bit on you.The leather bit was dirty, full of tooth marks, and male and female prisoners used the same bit, soaked in saliva, and gave off a stench, Yu Xuanji was full of respect for it.So she said, report to Uncle, I have a request.

As far as I know, some words cannot be expressed in simple language in a cell, but must go through a certain intermediary.For example, to get the prisoner out of the cell, a donkey dick stick is used.Just saying, Yu Xuanji, come out and let the wind go!That doesn't mean you can come out.If you come out, you'll get some ass cock sticks.Only the head of the cell said, come out quickly, if you don't come out, fight!Only then can it come out.But one thing is for sure, the message about coming out is delivered with a donkey dick stick, whether you are allowed to come out or you are not allowed to come out.This is the same as all the information about speaking must be transmitted through the bridle. If you are not allowed to speak when you speak, you will be put on the bridle;Mr. Li became a rightist in 1957. He said that forcing you to speak and not allowing you to speak is called "mingfang".It's a pity that he has been engaged in linguistics all his life and claims to be a language genius, but he has not figured out what Mingfang means to speak and what Mingfang does not speak.There are many other examples like this, so I won't list them one by one.In short, Yu Xuanji said to the prison officer: Uncle, I have been very good-looking all my life, and I hope that I will not be too ugly when I die.The prison officer was taken aback for a moment, then burst out laughing. "Really? So you've been pretty all your life!" Then he turned and walked away.Walking all the way, knocking on the wooden fence with the donkey dick stick in his hand.The prisoner in the adjacent number said: Xiaoyu, it's not good!Tomorrow morning, I will cut off your nose first, and then send you to the execution ground!But things are not so bad.The prison officer went out to find a group of the most expensive executioners, and came to talk to her about how to die well.This incident, in the words of my cousin, is a wonderful example of dialectics: no matter what you think it will be, it will not be so.So you'd better not "think".But there are other explanations: Yu Xuanji is very rich, and it belongs to her personally when she is alive, and the state will confiscate it when she dies.Why not make a fortune from her while she is alive.

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