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Chapter 27 Chapter Six 5

looking for unparalleled 王小波 2399Words 2018-03-19
Early the next morning, Boss Sun sent the telescope back to Wang Xian's Hakka house.This is because he is really afraid that Caiping will sue him for opening a black shop.According to the laws of the Tang Dynasty, opening a black shop is the most serious crime, and it must be hoisted by a winch and fried in an oil pan.But the Tang Dynasty had the most illegal shops, and no one was afraid of being robbed and sued. This is because although those who opened black shops would be killed by bombs, the money for the gas had to be paid by the poor, and the government did not have this expenditure.In addition to gas money, there are firewood money, winch money, iron pot money, etc., but the most expensive expenses are gas money.If there is not a thousand catties of fine-quality small-milled sesame oil, the yamen will not accept the case at all.In fact, when it was time to fry, there was not a single drop of oil in the pot, and all the oil was divided between the people in the yamen and the executioners; Jumping and bouncing.Therefore, most people are unwilling to sue people for opening black shops, partly because they cannot afford the money, and partly because they feel that the money is worthless.If someone robs you in a black shop, forget it if you die, and just pay attention next time if you don't die.Those who run black shops are also very careful not to rob people who are too rich, lest they get angry and pay tens of thousands of dollars to kill you.Although Boss Sun didn't open a black shop, he was afraid that Caiping would sue him for opening a black shop.Because as long as you are willing to pay 10,000 yuan, no matter who you sue for opening a black shop, you will be guaranteed.When the master in the yamen asked about this kind of case, he just said: If you don’t open a black shop, will they give you 10,000 yuan to blow you up?In the end, this matter is just one sentence, Wang Xianke is too rich, it is scary.

When Boss Sun arrived in front of Wang Xian's Hakka house, he said to the young man at the gate, please inform the steward that I will deliver the binoculars that Wang Xianggong left behind.The kid rolled his eyes and said: You can just put it here.What, look down on me?Boss Sun quickly said: No, no, how dare I.It's just that this is a valuable item, so I need to ask the housekeeper to write a receipt.The kid said, let me show you.Who knows if people are willing to see you.But after he went in for a while, Wang Xianke ran out and shouted: Boss Sun, what wind brought you here?It's been a while.come on in.He also scolded the janitor and said: You let the guests hold such a heavy thing?I don't know any rules!

Boss Sun gave the binoculars to the gatekeeper, and went to the yard with Wang Xianke.According to what he said later, Wang Xian's guests were very nice. When he walked in front of each door, he would stop and stretch out his hand and said, "Brother Sun, please."Boss Sun also stretched out his hand and said: Mr. Mr. please.Wang Xianke said, okay, then I will lead the way.This is the custom of hospitality in our country, and it is very good.Because if the guest is allowed to go by himself, he might end up in the women's bathroom; it's even worse if someone happens to be inside.Wang Xianke let Boss Sun into the living room, asked the servant to make tea, and said, "I left such a small item behind. You think about it for me. I'm sorry to have traveled so far to bring it here again today."Boss Sun said: Yes, yes.Unexpectedly, at this moment, a harsh voice sounded from the inner room, saying: He is not that kind!I care what he wants!With this sound, the green-haired goblin who claimed to be unparalleled, the big liar, the stinky whore, the thing who rides thousands of people and suppresses thousands of people came out.

Later, when Boss Sun was with the gentlemen in Xuanyangfang, he called Caiping like this.We also used this tone to address people during the Cultural Revolution, for example, the big traitor, the big scab, the big black hand, the filial son of the landlord class, or the standard bearer of the Cultural Revolution, the close comrade of the great XX, our beloved XX Comrade; it doesn't twist your mouth at all, it's faster than just saying so-and-so.But when they said Caiping, they didn't know that she was Caiping, so they lost their name and replaced it with "something".Boss Sun later talked about the conversation with Wang Xianke like this: He had just said a few words with Wang Xianke, and that stinky bitch ran out. It looked really ugly.This time she didn't wear a leather skirt, and she didn't dye her green hair. She put on a yellow satin shorts and jacket, and tucked in under her feet. She looked like a person—but I couldn't remember who she looked like.This shameless thing said, Lao Wang, why are you praising him so much?Wang Xianke said: "Don't be rude to the distinguished guest!"You go about your business.But Caiping said: I'm not leaving, I'll listen to what you guys have to say.Later, when the gentlemen in Xuanyang Fang talked about this matter, they said: I have done nothing wrong, and I am not afraid of ghosts calling the door.If she didn't do anything bad, why did she care so much about what other people said?

In the conversation between Wang Xianke and Boss Sun, there was a very important content.He mentioned that he had an uncle named Liu Tiande whose surname was Liu.There is also a cousin named Wushuang.Uncle has no son, he is the heir.Wushuang has no other cousins, so of course she is going to marry him.So several years ago, my uncle gave him half of his wealth and asked him to develop in other places (of course, this is not because he has no confidence in Chang'an and the court, but because he has more eyes. The former is unpatriotic, the latter is witty , these two points should be distinguished anyway).These years he made a fortune in Shandong, he came back to report to his uncle, and married Wushuang, who knows why, maybe Yulu provoked a ghost, maybe he had a high fever, etc.; Confused, I forgot where my uncle lived.So a lot of jokes were made in Xuanyangfang.After hearing these words, all the gentlemen in Xuanyangfang raised their hands and said: "Mr. Wang really believes in people!"It is rare to forget the old things after making a fortune!Even the old man said that he is one of us, not a traitor.

The old man also said that when Wang Xianggong first came, he saw him with oily hair and noodles, and his origin was unknown, so he said something to him, so don't tell him.Now that I know that he has so many virtues and that he is one of my own, I can no longer say such things.We also do things like this kind of thing where when we see someone else is great, we pull him to our side.For example, Genghis Khan, we say he is Chinese, but the devil knows which country he is from. He is not Chinese anyway, because he only kills Chinese.No matter how hard he tried, he would kill our ancestors as well.If so, without the sperm and eggs that have been passed down from generation to generation, we will all be wiped out; unless we figure out a way to dig out of the pit.

Boss Sun also said that when Wang Xianke said these words, the woman interrupted and said: Cousin!Why tell this guy about our family?Wang Xianke explained: Wushuang, you don't know.In order to find you, I had many misunderstandings with the people in the workshop.Can we not explain it clearly now?At that time, the woman was sitting on the back of the chair, scratching her head and asking Wang Xianke to kiss her.Of course you can't talk when you kiss.The woman said again, cousin, let's make up lessons.Wang Xianke blushed and said: Nonsense, what lessons are you making up?She said again: What, you forgot what you just said?If it weren't for the military chaos, we should have gotten married five years ago.Even if you do it once a day, you will miss more than a thousand times.So you have to work overtime.I can't make it up, I'm dead, thank you.Wang Xianke said, it's unreasonable to say such things in front of distinguished guests.Boss Sun left when he heard that it was not Huatou.

Boss Sun also said that Wang Xianke sent him out later and told him: This Wushuang was found by him from Youyangfang.It turned out that in the year when the rebels entered the city, my uncle's family was all lost.The cousin has been reduced to prostitution and has suffered a lot. Now she has become vulgar in her words. Boss Sun must bear the burden of her verbal offenses.In any case, his wealth came from his uncle.So no matter how rambunctious Wushuang is, he can only love her well.In the past two days, they have been having conflicts over the matter of moving, so Wushuang is finding fault and fighting.It'll be fine after a while.Boss Sun said, what's going on?Wang Xianke said, it's like this: I know this house in Xuanyangfang is vacant, and I found out that the price is not expensive, and the neighbors here are all good people; so I want to move here.But she said that she didn't know anyone here and would rather live in Youyangfang.Brother Sun, think about it for me, what is that place——

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