Chapter 57 Section 57

The branch secretary was not sent back to the study class on the day he was taken back. The night was cloudy, with no moon or stars. He carried the gasket soil from the river beach in the dark to the pigsty. There was no gasket soil before, and someone always took care of it for him. So, now the pen has become a muddy soup, and all the pigs have become mud pigs.He carried it five times in a row, and for the sixth time, just as he turned into the alley, a horse ladle came darkly from the corner of the alley, and he slammed the ladle onto the ground.Ma Shao has been suffering from migraines for many years, and has a new disease inherited from his mother. He is also flustered, so he goes to his third aunt's house to borrow a gold ring, and wants to drink the water that has been boiled with the gold ring.Ma Shao fell to the ground and saw clearly that it was the party secretary's earthen cage that hit him. He pretended not to see clearly, and said fiercely: "Who is it? Eye sockets, let the eye sockets vent your anger, can you walk or not?" !The branch secretary hurriedly said: I didn't expect anyone, you came from the corner of the alley and walked lightly.Ma Shao said, "I'm hitting Hookie while I'm walking, how loud should I be?" !Ouch, ouch.The branch secretary put down the burden of the cage, went to pull him, and said: Does it still hurt, does it hurt?Only then did Ma Shao say: Oh branch secretary?Why are you, what are you doing in the dark in the middle of the night?The branch secretary said: I will carry some gasket soil.Ma Shao said: "Can you tell me about the soil, who can't bear it for you, so you have to go?"you're back?The branch secretary said: I still have to go to study classes.Ma Shao said: Why do you still go to the study class?The branch secretary said: Am I a gourd in the water now? Press it down and lift it up, lift it up and press it down.Ma Shao said in his heart, "A dog in the water."On the mouth, he said: Isn't this a bitch, you have a bad stomach, and you want to die?The branch secretary said: It's all right, the stomach problem is cured.Ma Shao said: "It can also cure stomach problems?"Get up from the ground and say: That's good, that's good.I left and said in my heart: Can it cure stomach problems?Then you can go and be criticized.

The next day, the branch secretary was waiting at home to send him to the study class, but no one came, so he went to pick persimmons from his old persimmon tree on the slope of Zhongshan.Almost all the families with persimmon trees in the village have picked it up. His family has the largest persimmon tree, and the persimmons are also overgrown.After a whole morning, I carried back three baskets, and seven or eight baskets were still scattered on the top of the tree. So he couldn't climb up, so he went home and brought a ladder.First, he got on the ladder and clamped it with a bamboo pole, but he still couldn't reach it, so he asked the branch secretary to go up the ladder. Clamp the persimmon from the right to the top, and when the foot loosens slightly, the ladder slips, and the secretary falls and breaks his leg.

The good man took the bone for the branch secretary, and the dustpan worms and grate buds needed were all found by Gou Niati. Gou Uitai felt that it was all his fault, so he had to take back the remaining persimmons from the persimmon tree.He tried his best but still couldn't climb the treetop, so he hugged the branches on the tree and shook them vigorously.The old crow said in the air: Don't leave it to me if you are skinny!The dog urine moss said: I will keep the three branches facing south for you!The good man came down from the mountain temple, and he was going to check the branch secretary's injury. When he saw the dog pee moss shaking the branches and the persimmons falling, he picked up soft persimmons like dropped eggs on the ground and ate them.The branch secretary's wife also came to take back the persimmons she had caught. She picked up a soft persimmon, and the persimmon juice dripped down. He didn't catch it, and the thin red persimmon juice slipped from his chin to the ground.The good man said: No matter how good the meal is, it will look disgusting if it is poured on the ground.But the dog pee moss giggled on the tree.The branch secretary's wife said: Baby, I'm so worried that I can't eat and can't sleep all day, so what a joy you are!The dog urine moss said: I am a broken baby.The good man said: You have to be like a dog peeing moss, as soon as a person becomes a broken baby, God will come.The branch secretary's wife said, "What the hell are you here for?"The good man said: No matter how hard it is, you have to be happy on purpose. After a long time, true happiness will come out. Yin Qi flies out like a puff of smoke, and all diseases disappear. As the saying goes, ghosts and ghosts come and go. As soon as the god comes out, the ghost will naturally run away.The branch secretary's wife said: How can I do it?You said why my family is not going well this year, not to mention that he lost his power, just his body, just that his stomach problem was cured, but he broke his leg again without thinking.The branch secretary's wife already had many wrinkles on her face, but when she was worried, the wrinkles in the hollows of her nose and face gathered into bumps.The good man said: You need another way to wake up.The branch secretary's wife said: How can I wake up?The good man said: If you don't become a branch secretary, your stomach will be healed. Is this a bad thing turned into a good thing? If you break your leg, you won't be able to go to school, isn't it a good thing?This person lives in the world and has...The good man stopped talking suddenly, and walked towards Pogen with his hands behind his back. The secretary's wife was still saying, "Why are you leaving, you?"The dog urine moss on the tree was so anxious that he wanted to call the branch secretary's wife, but he couldn't. He tried to pick a persimmon and hit her, but he couldn't. He took off a shoe and threw it down. The shoe hit her shoulder, and the branch secretary's wife Turning her head, she saw Shui Pi approaching, and she shut up.

Shui Pi stood there and said to Gou Uitai: What are you doing, Gou Uitai?Dog urine moss said: Are you going to pick up the persimmons on your tree too?Shui Pi said, "What do I ask you for?"Goupiamos said: Didn't you see that I was picking up persimmons?Shuipi said, "Who are you going to pick up the persimmons for?"The dog pee moss said: "Pick persimmons for the branch secretary."Shui Pi said: You are a dutiful son and grandson of the capitalist roaders!Goupiamos said: I was originally called the branch secretary, is it the master?Shui Pi said: I heard that he broke his leg when you stabilized the ladder?The dog pee moss said: It's my fault that I didn't stabilize.Shui Pi said: Did you do it on purpose, you broke your leg and avoided going to the study class?The branch secretary's wife said: Shuipi, you dare not say that.The dog urine moss said: You smash your fingers, and I will pick up persimmons for your house!Shui Pi hated it, and carried a basket on his back to the persimmon tree of his house.The dog urine moss is still saying: If you can't do it with your hands, I will do it for you!

The persimmons in Gulu Village are all pinched, there are no red persimmons on the tree, and all the persimmon leaves have fallen. The persimmon trees are just like winter, only piles and branches are left. The branches are arranged in a balanced manner, slanting upwards. Spread out to form a circle. From a distance, it looks like the dry-handed Avalokitesvara in the temple of Dongchuan Village in the past, standing one by one on the slope of Zhongshan.But when you get closer, the Guanyin is gone, its branches are black and stubborn, like countless boa constrictors suddenly rushing out in all directions, and like long arms and big hands, they stretch out viciously to hit people.The persimmons were taken home, and the wounded ones were removed and put into the urn to cover with vinegar, and the undamaged part was stored on the roof and surrounded by corn stalks, so that it softened slowly, and mixed with rice in the spring The skins are dried to make fried noodles, some of them are peeled to make dried persimmons, tied with strings and hung on the wall under the eaves.There are more or less strings of persimmons hanging on the wall under the eaves of every family, but Bacao's family didn't hang them. He didn't even pick up the persimmons from his persimmon tree.He didn't catch it, and no one dared to steal it. All the crows flew there to eat.The old crow pecked a hole in the persimmon with its long beak, sucked up all the juice, and left an empty shell, which would fall off when there was a slight wind.

More and more Bacao went to Luo Town. This evening, when he came back, he went to Pogen Zhongshan, and immediately took a shovel to follow.But when he got to Zhongshan Pogen, Ba Cao didn't shit, but stood on his fucking grave.Looking over from the grave, you can see the persimmon tree of Bacao's family, and said to him: You are the only persimmon tree in the village!Ba Cao didn't say a word, but knelt down and kowtowed.Then he said: You let the persimmons rot on the tree? !Bacao said: How many persimmons are you worried about? !He kowtowed once, then kowtowed again, and said, "My dear mother, let me tell you something. I want to join the Revolutionary Committee!"I can’t tell you what the Revolutionary Committee is. For example, if you enter, you will be an official, which is much bigger than Zhu Dagui!This remark startled his heels, and he came back from the grave, and said to his heels: Ah, Bacao wants to be an official!The listener said: What kind of official is he, and what kind of official is the captain of the hammer team?Then I told the bully on the grave of his big mother, but the listeners still didn't believe it, and said: He is coaxing ghosts!

However, since then, a new term has appeared in the village: Revolutionary Committee.Everyone is talking about the need for a revolutionary committee, but most people don’t know what a revolutionary committee is, so Shuipi explained it. The revolutionary committee will replace the original government, and the county government will become the county revolutionary committee, the Luo Town Commune. It became the Luozhen Revolutionary Committee.Someone said: Isn't that calling the cat a Mi? !Shui Pi said: The Revolutionary Committee is the government of the Cultural Revolution. The name has changed, and of course the personnel have changed. The capitalist roaders are all sidelined, and the rebels are about to take power!Only then did the villagers understand that Zhu Dagui would no longer be a village cadre, and he could no longer be called a party secretary.Then, it was rumored that there was going to be a bully in the revolutionary committee of Luo Town. In the past, there was a commune secretary Zhang Dezhang in Xiahewan, and the people of Xiahewan looked down on Gulu Village. .Confused, he revealed to others that Xing Kai had gone to Luo Town to buy six-foot black khaki cloth, and was making new clothes for Bacao, the kind with four pockets.He was biting people's ears so quietly, his eyebrows were beaming, and finally he said that his four-pocket jacket was good-looking, but the trousers with openings in the front were good-looking but not durable.After hearing this, Goupiati observed Xingkai, and there was no change in Xingkai. He walked slowly and did not do any needlework.He said: Are you busy recently?Xing Kai said: Not busy.He said: Are you busy making clothes?Xingkai said: What kind of clothes are you making?Dog urine moss did not dare to ask, it was strange.Then, it was rumored in the village that it was Tianbu, not Bacao, who wanted to join the Luozhen Revolutionary Committee.Further on, it was rumored that if the Luozhen Revolutionary Committee wanted to enter Bacao, it would also enter Tianbu, and both Bacao and Tianbu would enter the Revolutionary Committee.My God, since liberation, there has been Zhu Dagui in Gulu Village, and Zhu Dagui is just the village party secretary. Now two people are going to join the Luo Town Revolutionary Committee!Someone from the Hammer team set off firecrackers, and someone from the Red Broadsword set off firecrackers. Only Chang Kuan said: It’s broken!The noodle fish asked: Why is it broken?Changkuan said: Glory is glory, but one mountain cannot have two tigers, so Gulu Village can't be peaceful.

However, no one thought that the Luozhen Revolutionary Committee had aborted. The reason why the Luozhen Revolutionary Committee was aborted was that the federation and the federation were fighting to the death, and the contradictions were difficult to reconcile, and their leaders couldn't sit on the same bench.When the Revolutionary Committee could not be established, the Preparatory Committee gathered the ghosts and monsters from the study class together for a period of time and went to the villages to fight.The trip to Gulu Village was scheduled on the 19th. After the notice came, the Hammer team held a meeting, requiring every team member to attend and bring a hammer.Hong Dadao also held a meeting and asked all those with the surname Zhu to go, not only men, but also the elderly, children and women, and those with mixed surnames as much as possible, and Zaohuo was responsible for organizing and contacting.Of course those who came to swim and fight were Zhang Dezhang, a capitalist-roader from the Luozhen Commune, Liu Jiangshui, the old party secretary of Xiahewan, and Li Falin, the party secretary of Dongchuan Village.There is also a principal.There is also the current counter-revolutionary Liu Tianliang, who wrote reactionary slogans.There is Lu Lin, a saboteur of military marriages. He is a technician in the unit of Zhu Dagui's son and has an affair with the wife of an active soldier.There is also a cadre of the Luozhen Credit Cooperative surnamed Li who has a radio and eavesdrops on the enemy's broadcast.Indispensably, there is Zhu Dagui.These ghosts and snakes all wear tall hats. The hats are no longer the old paper hats. They are made of wire and then pasted with white paper. The circles made of wire are the same size, but the heads of the ghosts and snakes are round and flat. Lu Lin Zhang Dezhang's head was too small and it covered his ears when he put it on, but Zhang Dezhang's head was so big that he couldn't put it on at all.Zhu Dacai couldn't walk, so he was carried on a chair. Wu Gan and a bearded man were in charge of fighting. Wu Gan was familiar with Gulu Village. What did you say, but the bearded man thought that sitting on a chair was nothing, did he come to listen to a report, and ordered the chair to be removed.The branch secretary's wife found a stick to put on it, and she stood there unsteadily with the stick on.No one paid any attention, so she yelled: Dog pee moss, dog pee moss!Gou Niati ran home from the crowd without saying a word. He nailed a board to a wooden stick, wrapped his old jacket around the board, and took it to let the branch secretary hold it under his arm.Shui Pi said: Are you thoughtful!Only then did Goupiati realize that he had done good deeds to the party secretary in front of so many people, so he said: He stands firm, so you can criticize him.The bearded man said: Who is this?Shui Pi said: This is the dog urine moss I told you, it looks ugly.The bearded man said: Oh, come here!Dog urine moss is a little timid.The bearded man said: The four types of elements care about the capitalist roaders, come here and let him support you to stand!Dog urine moss said: I am not a member of the fourth category.The bearded man said: Aren't the four types of members the poor and lower-middle peasants? !Go stand!Gou Niati was dumbfounded all of a sudden, and the branch secretary said: I can stand, I can stand with a stick, besides, he is so short, I can't let him support him.The branch secretary threw away the stick with the board nailed on it, and used the previous wooden stick again.The bearded man just looked at the dog and didn't say anything. Wu Gan took the opportunity to kick the dog, and the dog hurried into the crowd.

The members of the hammer team gathered at the east side of the venue, all holding long hammers, the hammers were stained blood red, and Bacao stood in front of the team and blew his whistle. The team lined up very neatly. There is also a book of quotations from Chairman Mao.The Red Broadswords on the west side did not line up, but there were many people. Some were holding iron knives, some were holding knives sawn from wood boards, and more men were holding tobacco pots, and women were holding string knives and shoe soles.Niu Ling was standing in the crowd of red swordsmen, and Gou Uitao called him to give him sweet potato slices, but Niu Ling didn't pant when he heard it, but held his head high, looking very proud.The dog pee moss didn't want to ask him to eat it, so he took out the sweet potato slices from his pocket, held them up to the sun, stuffed them in his mouth, and bit them.In the middle of the venue were people who were not of any sect, including length and width, noodle fish, six-liter daughter-in-law, button, Bai'an, Sigou and his lame uncle.This time, Shou Deng and Po Po were not allowed to fight, so they stood in the middle.And good people.Zaohuo’s hand had already been wrapped in gauze, and he was no longer hanging on his chest, but he wore a glove on his right hand. He walked from behind the crowd, passed in front of the dog’s urine moss, and suddenly grabbed the sweet potato slices. The urine moss said: Hey, hey!Zaohuo didn't respond, as if it was all right, he went to Tianbu and said: You are also called a team, isn't the red sword not good at standing in line!Tianbu said: Let's rely on the number of people. If you see anyone who hasn't come, call them all!Zaohuo stretched his neck to look, looked at it and agreed, and asked: How old are you?He promised, "I have suffered from bronchitis, and I was so short of breath that I couldn't get up on the kang."The stove said: What about your daughter-in-law?He promised, "Here we are, the one standing behind."The kitchen fire said: stand ahead!Then he said to the dog urine moss: stand this way, stand this way.The dog urine moss said: You called me?Zaohuo said: Everyone with the surname Zhu stands here.Goupiamos said: My surname is Zhu.But the mother-in-law pulled his skirt, and the dog peeed and said: I am not of any school.The stove said: Then you just stand there quietly, don't go through again in a while.The dog urine moss said: Yes.Turning around, Ba Cao was also looking at him, he gave Ba Cao a smile, and lowered his head.Banxiang was standing behind the old lady, talking to Mrs. Mianyuer, and bald Jin came over and pulled her to the Hammer Team, saying: "What are you standing there for?"Banxiang said: I am not from the Hammer team.Bald Jin said: The four types of elements stand in the middle, are you rubbing your white clothes against the black wall?Banxiang said: Length and width are the four types of molecules?Noodles are four types of molecules?Stand next to Mian Yuer's wife again, and watch Mian Yuer's wife hold the soles of her shoes.

Shui Pi Ma and Xing Kai came late, they stood outside the crowd and looked at the situation, Shui Pi Ma naturally stood on the side of the hammer team, and the person surnamed Zhu cursed in a low voice.But Shuipi's dog burrowed towards the red sword, and the stove immediately raised his foot to kick it. The dog rolled around on the ground with its hooves pointing upwards, and people realized that it was still a bright whip.Shui Pi Ma said: Do you just kick it out and kick it like that?The stove said: I think it is a bright whip!There were also three dogs on the Hammer team, and Bald Jin called the dogs to bite. When the dogs on this side bit, six or seven dogs rushed out of the alley to bite.As soon as the dog bites, the dog pee moss will be excited.He ran over, hugged Xingyun's dog, and said: Leopard, leopard!The leopard was the dog of Bald Jin's family, so the leopard rushed over and bit Xingyun's dog.The dog pee moss went over and rode on the dog behind him again. The dog's head was between his legs, and his hind legs kicked on the ground. He shouted: "Black tiger, black tiger!"The black tiger is probably the dog of the family, and the black tiger rushed to bite the dog of the following family, biting and retreating, biting and retreating.Ah Wang, Ah Wang, Ah Wang, the sound of the dog sounded like thunder, and after a lot of barking, the dog's hair fell into clumps on the ground.Lao Shun's dog finally appeared, its fur became looser and looser, and it seemed to be uncovered as soon as it was peeled off. It walked slowly on four legs, step by step, as if it didn't hear anything, and looked for something on the ground with its head down.Gou Niati let go of his legs, he knew that Lao Shun's dog was about to bark, and when he barked, all the dogs stopped barking.However, Lao Shun's dog sat down like a human being, looking at the dogs that were biting, but didn't say a word.

When the dog was biting, the ghosts and monsters standing in front of the venue all stood up dishonestly. Some straightened their backs, and some began to separate their legs.The bearded man was talking to Wu Gan, and suddenly he came over and kicked the branch secretary, who stood there with his head bowed and eyes closed, as if he was dozing off.After being kicked, the branch secretary staggered, but he was still supported by the stick.The bearded man said: Asleep? !The branch secretary said: wake up.The bearded man said: Are you awake with your eyes closed?The branch secretary said: I have this problem.The bearded man said: There are many problems!Keep your head up!The branch secretary raised his head. Gou Diamo doesn’t know if the branch secretary is dozing off. People in Gulu Village would doze off while standing or even walking. When he went to the mountain with a group of people to cut firewood, he got up early and walked among the crowd. He fell asleep when he was sitting, but he was still walking, not to mention that the branch secretary usually has the habit of closing his eyes when he is free, and he has been criticized a lot. Could it be that he is dozing off?However, how big is the scene of criticism today, he is standing there with a stick, can he really fall asleep? ! Niu Ling finally couldn't stay at Hong Dao's place anymore, because he was so small that he couldn't see the ghosts and snakes standing there. In front of him was Ben, who was always farting, and he said, Uncle Ben, what good food do you eat Ke Hua but?Originally speaking, you know that you are hungry and cold? !The cowbell came to the dog pee moss.Gou Uitai also deliberately ignored him, and still took out sweet potato chips in his pocket to eat again, but there were no sweet potato chips in his pocket.Niu Ling said in a low voice: Is the branch secretary dozing off?The dog pee moss said: He is in that habit, he did not fall asleep.Niu Ling said: He must have fallen asleep, he can cure the stomach disease, he is very ambitious.The bearded man has spoken: the meeting is on, the meeting is on now, throw the dog out, throw the dog out!Goupimos said: Did you say he has a long mouth?Niu Ling said: "Is he talking without a mouth?"Dog urine moss said: Why cover your mouth with a beard?No mouth!Banxiang next to her said: No mouth is an asshole? !The bearded man shouted again: Get out!Get out!The dogs couldn't understand the words of the whiskers, they were still biting, and no one from the east and the west stopped the dogs, so Wu Gan came over and kicked the dogs' mossy buttocks: "Go and drive the dogs away!" The dog pissed the moss to chase the dog, and the dog ran into the alley, shouting while running: "I will kill you!" — Come on, let's see who can bite whom! ——Let's go, go to the wheat field, just the two of us! ——Just go, who is afraid of whom! ——Call the dog urine moss to be the referee!Goupimo scolded: I have a meeting, and I will be a referee for you? !But all the dogs surrounded him at once, and the dog beat him with his hands, the dog bit his sleeve, the dog kicked him with his feet, the dog bit his trousers, and he was pulled to the ground. He fell to the ground on his back, and was dragged away again, like a group of ants carrying a huge nut.Ha, ha, dog pee moss lol.His trousers were pulled and slipped off, revealing his buttocks. His buttocks are white. In fact, his face is not white, but his neck is all white. The president has a white face and a black body, so he won't grow long.There are two pieces of black meat on the two crotches of the white buttocks, which are ground from the basket on the back. Niu Ling also has black meat on the crotch, and everyone in Gulu Village has this kind of black meat on the crotch.I'm going, I'm going, dog!Goupimos didn't bother these dogs anymore, he felt that he had such a great prestige in front of the dogs, so he happily went to the threshing field.Sure enough, the two dogs had a fight on the wheat threshing floor. In the end, Zaohuo's dog bit down Shuipi's dog. Shuipi's dog got a piece of skin on its leg, and it fell to the ground trembling. An ugly bright whip was shamefully exposed.Dog urine moss picked a castor leaf and covered it. Xing Kai has been standing by the side of the threshing field watching, the people have gone crazy, and the dogs have dispersed, Xing Kai said: The pumpkin leaves in your private plot have been bitten into nets by insects! Xing Kai took plant ashes to scatter her pumpkin leaves. It hadn't rained for a long time, and the fireflies ate the pumpkin leaves.After spreading the ashes, Xing Kai picked a pumpkin. The pumpkin was browned, and the dog pee moss was pinched with his nails, but it was too old to pinch. Goupiamos said: Why didn't you go to...the Cultural Revolution? Xing Kai said: I went for a while and left. Goupiamos said: Why are people from two factions going today? Xingkai said: Let us unite. Goupiamos said: Can Hammer Team and Red Broadsword unite? Xingkai said: What do you think? It seems that Xing Kai is in a good mood today, and can talk so much to Goupitai, but now that Xing Kai can talk to him like this, he has to answer Xing Kai, and after much deliberation, he doesn't know how to answer.Goupiamos suddenly thought of hedgehogs.There are no hedgehogs in Gulu Village, but when he went to Nanshan to exchange rice for bread, he saw hedgehogs raised by people in the mountains. Those hedgehogs could not get out of their nests. It was winter, and it was so cold that pigs hugged each other to sleep. He thought If you don’t come, will the hedgehog and the hedgehog sleep in their hugs if they are cold? How can they hug them? The dog urine moss said: Hedgehog. Xing Kai said: Alas. Goupiamos thought he had made a mistake, and said: Huh? Xing Kai still sighed. Goupimo no longer talked about hedgehogs, but asked: The Hammer team lined up well today, so you can leave if you want? Xing Kai said: I am sick. sick?Gou Niati didn't know that Xing Kai was sick, nor did he know what kind of disease he had, but Xing Kai suddenly covered his mouth with a grimace on his face.Ugly people don't feel ugly when they make faces, but beautiful people look ugly when they make faces.Xing Kai vomited immediately, frightened the dog pee moss, he was busy beating Xing Kai's back and tearing a castor leaf to wipe her mouth, but Xing Kai left him very quickly. Go, she trotted, also running in a straight line with both feet. Gou Uitai looked at Xing Kai suspiciously, but soon admired Xing Kai's posture, couldn't help walking up, turning his feet inwards, first he was in the horoscope, and after a dozen steps he couldn't walk anymore. Although one foot is still hooked inward, the other foot is still turned outward.He didn't go to look at the pumpkin leaves in the private plot, but came to the venue. At this moment, he saw a scene that he will never forget in his life. If he came a little later, he would miss some of the opportunities. If he came a little later, he would miss all the opportunities. when.Afterwards, Gou Uitai also felt strange: Did God deliberately arrange for him to see it?To eat dumplings during Chinese New Year, put a penny coin in a certain dumpling, whoever eats it will be blessed, some people can’t eat it after eating several bowls, some people come to visit, occasionally put one in for others to taste, and they will eat it .Xing Kai is an unlucky person, she failed to see this scene. When the dog urine moss came to the meeting place, the atmosphere of the meeting place was very enthusiastic. It may be that the bearded man first denounced the crimes of those monsters, and the two factions began to shout slogans.The Hammer Team led by Shuipi, and the Red Broadsword led by Mingtang. The two factions each called their own, forming a competition to see which one shouted the newest slogan louder and more neatly.Shuipi has a sharp tongue, and his voice is high and floating, every time he shouts, he suppresses Mingtang's voice.Furiously, Tianbu let Zaohuo lead the call, but the voice of Zaohuo was still not sharp, but the rhythm was fast, and the slogan of Red Broadsword was urgent and short.As soon as this side is fast, Team Hammer is also fast-paced. The people on both sides are not directed at the monsters, but face to face, their faces flushed, the veins on their necks stand out, and they look like cocks fighting each other.Hehe, Goupimos was so excited, he stood in the middle of the two factions, the number of mixed surnames in the middle was small, at first three people lined up in a formation, and gradually formed a line, almost just doing The dividing line between the Hammers and the Red Broadswords.They don't know what to do. When the slogans on the left are together, they look to the left. When the slogans on the right are together, their heads look to the right. Thanks to their soft necks, they twist left and right, left and right.Shout, shout, if you shout, it will be the Cultural Revolution, if you don't shout, there will be no Cultural Revolution!Bald Jin is yelling at them like this, and Mifu is yelling at them like that. In fact, are Bald Jin and Mifu yelling at them in this way, and they can't hear them at all. They are shouting to themselves in their hearts. , Red Broadsword chanting slogans is wrong, it is shameful, and you have to be ashamed.They all opened their mouths and shouted, even the third aunt and the wife of Mianyu, and the mother-in-law also shouted.They didn't lead the chanting, so they just echoed the slogans from the east and the west.Goupitai yelled and closed his eyes in order to make his voice stand out, but he still couldn't hear his own voice. He opened his eyes suddenly, and seemed to see the strange necks of the people on the east and west, and their heads and bodies looked like Pulled by some force, only the necks are growing, growing, and these long necks are tilted towards each other, shaking their heads, and he is worried that these heads will suddenly fall off during the shaking.This worry became more and more intense, and he stopped shouting, staring at the mouth on the head, the mouth was full of black holes, big enough to put a fist in, and the spittle sprayed out splashed on his face , Splashed on the faces of people with different surnames.Goupiati actually shrank back, got out from the crowd, and got on the root of the medicine tree behind the crowd.The root of the medicine tree was coiled like a snake, and it was polished smooth by people sitting on it. He wiped the sweat and spittle from his face, and saw a cicada lying on the trunk not far above his head and shouting. But its sound can only be heard by dog ​​pee moss.Cicada also saw the dog urine moss, stop barking.Dog urine moss said: What do you know?Zhizhi said: What do you know?They didn't know what the two factions were shouting slogans so desperately for, but the two factions wanted to shout like that, and so did Goupimo and Zhizhi.Shout, shout, shout when you open your mouth, feel uncomfortable if you don't shout, feel free when you shout.Shuipi was leading the call again: Long live Chairman Mao!Now the dog urine moss no longer just chime in, but also shouts: Long live Chairman Mao!The stove is screaming: the revolution is innocent!The dog urine moss is also shouting: the revolution is not guilty!And after shouting Chairman Mao's long live, he shouted a few more long live, and after shouting the revolution is innocent, he shouted a few more times of innocence.Suddenly both sides stopped shouting, and the silence fell, only Zhizhi was still shouting Zhizhi, Zhizhi, Zhizhi——!The dog pee moss pinched the cicada, and the cicada fell from the tree trunk. He heard a different sound at the same time. Realizing that it was snoring, a slight snoring sound, looking at the ghosts and monsters standing there, Zhi Shu's head was drooping again, his body was swaying, and he fell asleep again. Zhi Shu must be really dozing off to snore.Goupiati suddenly became nervous, he was afraid that the branch secretary would be discovered, and sure enough, Shui Pi came out of the hammer team, and at the same time, Zaohuo also came out of the red broadsword, but they didn't go to the branch secretary, my God, they were looking at each other, You look at me, I look at you, eyes are like awls, like knives.You can almost hear the sound of the awl and the knife colliding.Suddenly, Shuipi trembled all over, and shouted, Goupitai thought it was venting, hating, cursing, × your mother, × your mother!But Shuipi shouted: Long live Chairman Mao!Zaohuo also responded immediately: The revolution is not guilty!In order to overwhelm Shuipi, he shrank his body into a ball, as if his body was a leather bag. He wanted to squeeze out all the air, let go of his hand suddenly, and sprayed it out again. His cry was really loud, but after all, it was a bit broken .All the people didn't echo and shout, and didn't pay attention to the party secretary, they all stared at Shuipi and Zaohuo: Shuipi shouted, Zaohuo shouted, the louder the voice, the faster the rhythm, and then they compared who's Slogans can be shouted continuously.Shui Pi shouted: Support Chairman Mao!Down with Liu Shaoqi!Support Chairman Mao!Down with Liu Shaoqi!The stove shouted: the revolution is innocent!Rebellion is justified!Revolution is innocent!Rebellion is justified!Shuipi shouted again: support Chairman Mao and overthrow Liu Shaoqi, support Chairman Mao and overthrow Liu Shaoqi!The kitchen fire shouts again: the revolution is not guilty of rebellion, and the revolution is not guilty of rebellion, it is justified!Then they yelled at the same time, without stopping or taking a breath, and their faces were flushed with suffocation.In order to encourage Shui Pi, the Hammer team joined Shui Pi again and shouted to support Chairman Mao and defeat Liu Shaoqi! Support Chairman Mao and defeat Liu Shaoqi!Red Broadsword saw that the hammer team shouted collectively again, and then followed the stove fire and shouted that the revolution is innocent and the rebellion is justified, the revolution is innocent and the rebellion is justified!The venue was deafening, and the dog pee moss couldn't keep up with the rhythm, it just kept waving its arms, and just shouted along with its mouth——!strange--!seat -!strange--!crime--!reason--!crime--!reason!Suddenly, Shui Pi shouted: Support Liu Shaoqi and overthrow Chairman Mao!The dog pee moss felt that something was wrong, and the raised arm stopped in the air, and the members of the Hammer team also shouted, and the support... also suddenly stopped.Red Broadsword is shouting that the revolution is not guilty.It also stopped suddenly.There was silence for a while, they all looked at Shui Pi, but Shui Pi hadn't reacted yet, and said: Why are you not calling?Bald Jin said: You called it wrong, wrong.Shui Pi suddenly realized that he was wrong in shouting, and quickly repeated: support Chairman Mao!long live Chairman Mao!The Hammer Team responded, but the Red Broadsword did not. Tianbu jumped up and said loudly: "Wu Gan, Wu Gan, are you listening? Shuipi is shouting to overthrow Chairman Mao. He is counter-revolutionary, and he is currently counter-revolutionary!"With this sound, Wu Gan, the bearded man, and the people from Luo Town all stood up, as if facing a formidable enemy.All the Red Broadsword members of the Hammer Team looked at Wu Gan and the bearded man, even the ghosts and snakes standing there with their heads down looked up at Wu Gan and the bearded man. Leaning on a wooden stick, he wobbled and did not fall.Tianbu ran out of the red sword, stood next to Wu Gan, waved his arms and shouted slogans: "Whoever opposes Chairman Mao, we will knock him down, and we'll take out the water skin, we'll get the water skin out!"The red sword shouted one by one: Get out the water skin!Pull out the water skin!Wu Gan pressed his hands in the air to prevent the man with the red sword from shouting any more, saying: "Zhu Shuipi, stand up!" Shuipi's face was ashen, and he was saying: I called it wrong, I was confused, Wu Gan! The bearded man shouted abruptly: "Come here!"Get me the counter-revolutionaries! None of the Hammers moved. They were all stunned. They tried to walk around, but their feet seemed to be nailed.Shui Pi is still saying: I am confused....Bacao stepped on Shuipi's buttocks, he didn't speak, but Shuipi ran away. No one expected that Shui Pi would run away at this time, and they all froze.Shuipi pushed the crowd to run out, he pushed the star down, and smashed it open. When he passed by Bald Jin, Bald Jin said: Shui Pi, Shui Pi!Shui Pi grabbed it with his hand, grabbed the hat on the bald man's golden head, made a jump, and jumped over Kaishi who was squatting down his shoes.Tianbu and Zaohuo rushed over like two wolves, chasing after water.Shuipi turned left and right, and instead of running in a straight line, the crowd behind all gathered. Shuipi couldn't run, so he turned around the medicine tree.If the sky cloth and the stove fire couldn't catch up, they shouted: "Dog pee moss, dog pee moss!"Goupiamos was so nervous that he was overwhelmed, and fell from the root of the tree. He didn't want to fall, but tripped Shuipi.Tianbu pressed Shuipi to the ground, and pulled his arm upwards vigorously. Shuipi screamed in pain, and then, like a rabbit, Tianbu picked it up and threw it to the bearded feet. Come down, the criticism meeting is no longer a criticism of bullfighting ghosts and snakes, but a criticism of water skins. The red sword's slogan rang out in the sky, but the hammer team was silent. , making them feel angry, wronged and frustrated.When the fight was over, the demons and ghosts brought back were taken back to the study class in Luo Town, and the branch secretary and Shui Pi were also taken away.Mingtang was urgently making a tall hat, but the wire for the hat ring was gone, so he folded some tree strands to weave it, and the stove said, "Where can't I get some wire?" !Mingtang went home to look for the wire, but still couldn't find it, so he brought the bamboo basket for the eggs, pasted the outside with white paper and put it on Shuipi's head.The bamboo basket was big, and when it was closed, it covered the eyes, and Shuipi had to keep lifting it with his hands, so that the eyes could be exposed to see the road under his feet clearly. Shuipi's mother was crying all the time, and no one surnamed Zhu went to comfort her.Bacao said: Don't cry, what's the use of crying!Shuipi's mother said: Bacao, you have to protect Shuipi, Shuipi has been following you all the time, they are actually slapping you in the face when they grab Shuipi!Bacao let out a cry of hatred, kicked a half brick on the ground, and without saying a word, Shui Pima cried until her nose ran down. 狗尿苔突然觉得水皮妈有些可怜了，他要去拉水皮妈回家去，霸槽却盯着他说：你绊得好，狗尿苔！ 狗尿苔立刻说：我不是故意的，我跌倒了绊住了他。 霸槽说：我知道你恨他。 狗尿苔说：这不怪我，霸槽哥，这不怪我。 霸槽掉头却走了。 霸槽要走，狗尿苔更慌了，撵上说：这不怪我，霸槽哥。 霸槽说：滚远，你烦人不烦人！ 狗尿苔说：你说一句话…… 霸槽说：我没说怪你。 狗尿苔不撵了。